thief 3 rules

[floydthebarber]

Originally Posted by NewHorizon

Fixed!

Go play the originals bub. Thief 3 was only a fraction of what a real Thief game should be, a pale imitation. If Eidos Montreal can pull of a game as good as T1 or T2, it will blow your mind son.

Absolutely. As a long time PC gamer (I'm over a half-century old) I was astonished and very upset when I loaded and began to play the parody of a Thief game known as Deadly Shadows. What a joke. It spat all over the past two games, and thumbed its nose at the fans. I sure hope that they find a way to restore the elements that made the series the stupendous game that it was.

[Pieter888]

Originally Posted by PlumsieTaker

plz implament climing gloves their my favrite thinhgs in all the game thay make me feel like altiare from asasins cred

YES!! And also giv garret hidden bladezz like altiare, is way more thief-like to kill someone from behinds, very sneaky yesh.

[Namdrol]

pure pwnage

[PlumsieTaker]

Originally Posted by Pieter888

YES!! And also giv garret hidden bladezz like altiare, is way more thief-like to kill someone from behinds, very sneaky yesh.

wait wait we also need sumthin called a blakljack 2.0 that nocksout even undead so u can be super sneaky an avoid everythin on the hole mission by nocking them out!!!1 super sneak!!

[esme]

what was that fps game where you could shoot an AI and wing it, the AI would then play possum and if you got close to it and weren't pointing a weapon at it it would leap up and kill you, if you shot it again though it would jump to it's knees and beg for it's life, which I felt was a little sick as you didn't really have much choice but to kill it as if you spared it it would try to kill you as soon as you turned your back

we definitely don't want any of that in T4

[Herr_Garrett]

While I appreciate the effort put into deliberately misspelling words in order to somewhat farcically parody the OP, kindly desist and refrain from doing so again, ever. It makes my eyes itch.

[Odyseeos]

Originally Posted by theBlackman

Anybody know how to write a BRONX CHEER?

"Btlfspk"

[According Al Capp, anyway. For anyone who's postdeluvian: Capp had a comic strip called "L'il Abner". In the 40's and 50's, it was one of the three top strips, and a major factor in US understanding of life. It went bad in the 60's-- along with the other two strips, curiously. Anyway, Capp had a minor character that was sort of an Oscar the Grouch with a serious toothache. His name was 'Joe Btlfspk'. Everybody wondered how to pronounce it. When interviewed, Capp replied with a Bronx cheer. After that, 'btlfspk' hit print elsewhere as such. Maybe 'bs' is, after all, a contraction.]

[esme]

I always thought thrlrlrlrlrlrlrp was good enough http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/54954/detail/

[jtr7]

I'm quite fond of Berke Breathed's renderings of the sound in Bloom County.

[theBlackman]

Slight digression. I just picked up the Berke Breathed Bloom County Library Vol # I.

I have nearly all the collections. Loved the strip, and was pleasantly suprised to see the drawings in "Secondhand Lions", a very entertaining movie by the way, at the end.

I doubt Berke will return, but his efforts are most appreciated. PS: He got a Pulitzer for the strip in early days.

[jtr7]

Yeah. I was glad to have been turned on to the strip in about 1984, when there were some years left of it. I was able to snag a couple of collections.

Ack!!

[Odyseeos]

So, we find this hole in a rock, and there are all these trees movin' around. And I says,

--You know Rita Hayworth, how
--I know her. She don't know me.
--That's tough, Joe.
--You seen that blood?
--Not lately. You wantta go out and look?
--Nope.
--Thaanks forthe memoriees.
--Shaddup, Willie.
--What would Mauldin do?
--He wouldn't leave us hang out here to dry.
--That's funny, Joe.
--Yeh.

[Pieter888]

Originally Posted by PlumsieTaker

wait wait we also need sumthin called a blakljack 2.0 that nocksout even undead so u can be super sneaky an avoid everythin on the hole mission by nocking them out!!!1 super sneak!!

YeS!1! Also we need Garrett to be able to dance so he can distract guards like
they be like: "Lolwhut!?'
they be all confuse so you could knuckthem out with the blakljack 2.0

Take ur inzpirationz from here EM:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiTRljj9YzE

[acridrose]

Garrett shud be able to comply with the watch!

they should B liek "Stop, you have violated the law! You must pay the court fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit." and then you have the choice of resist or submit... choice is so essential in games these days!!



(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQg9I...eature=related)

[theBlackman]

We need people to stop making idiotic suggestions.

[Namdrol]

sarcasm

[Vae]

Idiotic suggestions for an idiotic thread...

[theBlackman]

Originally Posted by Namdrol

sarcasm

However did you guess?

[Pieter888]

hehe
+1 for theBlackman

It's obvious actually why some people want thief 4 to be a good follow up from TDS when they've only played TDS.
However if they could just go and play TDP or TMA, they know what where talking about.

[esme]

icanhazrowparra ?

[Herr_Garrett]

[esme]

ok I'll stop