Hurricane Isaac went up through Louisiana, came back south into the gulf, got depressed and had a sex change and is now Nadine.
I hate flies right now. Kept trying to land on my food and lay eggs. Gross.
How do you know it was trying to lay eggs? Perhaps you're just succulent and then they move on to someone elses' leg for "the nasty dance" and bearing the fruit of his loins. HUH???
OH! While I'm waiting for Stella...
I was shopping yesterday.
I have my routine. First, the Dollar Store (non-perishable) then the Food Store. So, I'm checking out at my Food Store, I reach into my hoodie pocket for my car keys and
The checkout lady said, "What's wrong!???"
Out of said hoodie pocket, I pulled out a "blistex tube" (lip moisturizer)...
I admitted to the checkout lady that ~ "I STOLE THIS FROM THE DOLLAR GENERAL STORE BEFORE I CAME HERE!!!"
I'm just so used to putting it on my lips and shoving it in my pocket. So guys, I must've grabbed it off the rack at the end of my purchases (which was like over 75 dollars in my cart) grabbed it, and shoved it in my pocket! Oh the shame! Of course, I go immediately with melting ice cream and cold meats in my car BACK TO THE DOLLAR STORE TO PAY FOR IT! So I run in... confess my sin and the girl who'd checked me out earlier just laughed and thanked me for my honesty.
Well, I really NEEDED this Blistex tube as I'm out! So I'd scraped my purse and my car for one dollar (I always use my Card, ya know?) anyway... GOT IT!! She rang up my purchase and I'd forgotten the tax. It was one dollar and six cents!
I cried out, "HANG ON, HANG ON!" I ran to my car only to look AGAIN through my purse, look in the change slots, look under the seats only to find FOUR cents. So I had one dollar and FOUR cents.
*if I'm being so darned honest, would this girl truly begrudge me my beloved Blistex tube for being two cents short?*
After careful consideration...
I grabbed my Debit card again. Went back in with 14 people impatiently waiting in line and payed one dollar and six cents electronically.
I had a BAD day, yesterday.
What type of bug id you swallow exactly? Was it a fly? I don't know why!!!FOOD! WHERE???Okay, I have no idea how you went from food to "the nasty dance".
That's a really big bug.
Speaking of carrots, if our rabbit doesn't get a carrot in the morning she's a really grouchy creature. Spoiled much?
They thump their feet and start peeing not in their litter boxes.