Can you make me a sig?Intro:
I am Staticon - also known as kev and 'Oy you!', Currently 51 (born 1955), sadly, in full employment but can't wait to retire or die (whichever comes first)
I have no formal qualifications but, nonetheless, have had a varied career ranging from explosives research and development to database maintenance via programming in machine language and water quality analysis for organic herbicides, pesticides (both organo-phosphorous and organo-chlorinated), speciated tins (used in marine paint to repel barnacles) and phenols.
I'm also the oldest person to have posted so far. (Both age-wise and in terms of joining date.)
I still tinker with computers and have quite a collection of old hardware (see What is the oldest piece of computer hardware you own? thread). I also like and/or dabble with photography, literature, computer art, cats and music - both listening to or creating my own.
[shameless plug]Static Gravity / Splinter[/shameless plug]
I'm fluent in English and enjoy the utilisation of verbose vocabulary by way of demonstration of my, near legendary, grasp of my native tongue. I am reasonably proficient in punctuation as well.
I, too, have been known to speak Geek or, as I prefer to call it, Jargon. I also play keyboards and bass guitar and, when pushed, do vocals.
Oh, and I play TR and also build custom levels. (12 so far)
And I've probably missed out a thing or two from this as my memory is fading.
[EDIT]I make sigs.