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10-01-2002, 02:24 PM
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Here's a funny joke for you all.
I heard this one from a co-worker.
A guy and a lady were in a mental institution. They both walked by this pool when the guy decides to jump in the deep end. The lady waited for a while and notices the guy doesn't come up for air, so she decides to jump in and save him. A little while later, the lady was called in to meet the head man. Head man: "For the good news. Because you recently saved someone from drowning, we think you are sane enough to go out into the real world. For the bad news, we found the man you saved hanged in room by his bath robe belt. It appears that he commited suicide." Lady: "Oh, He didn't commit suicide, I hung him there to dry." 
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10-01-2002, 02:28 PM
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LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!
 Thats a good one.
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10-02-2002, 07:11 AM
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ROTLFLMAO
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!
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10-02-2002, 07:22 AM
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ROTFL
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10-02-2002, 09:19 AM
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See above icon..........
'tis a good one 
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10-02-2002, 09:23 AM
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EXCELLENT!!!! ROFLMAO!!!
I wont say I'm going to use it because I always forget jokes or get them mixed up - and that is a sure way to spoil a good joke so.......  
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10-04-2002, 10:00 AM
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i dont get it lol
thx mdn 
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10-04-2002, 02:42 PM
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Great for those with an unusual sense of humor. ROTFLMAO!
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#11
10-04-2002, 06:55 PM
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That sounds an awful lot like a blonde joke.
Here's another: Q. What do you do when a blonde staggers into your kitchen? A. Shoot her again.
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10-05-2002, 08:16 PM
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Good one
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10-05-2002, 08:30 PM
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Here's a couple of good ones:
An army general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. Whenever the man saw a piece of paper, he would pick it up, frown, and say "That's not it". He began doing it constantly, even picking up papers he'd already looked at and removing paper from people's pockets. Eventually, the general decided to send the soldier to the base psychiatrist. The doctor decided that the man was deranged and informed the general that the man should be sent home. The general agreed, and wrote out an official leave slip for the man. The soldier read it, smiled, and said: "That's it." When NASA first started sending men into space, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. So they spent a decade working on a pen that could write in zero gravity, upside-down, in temperatures ranging from -200 degrees C to at least 500 degrees C and could write on all materials, such as glass and plastic. The whole thing cost them $20 million. The Russians were also faced with this problem: they used a pencil.
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10-06-2002, 03:48 AM
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LOL LOL LOL!!!
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10-06-2002, 11:22 AM
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ROTFL, TLF! I said the NASA one to all my friends at church today, and they laughed so hard.
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10-06-2002, 03:21 PM
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Its also very true
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