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[garbagefanuk]

I work for a British mortgage company called Northern Rock, i was emailed a case to have a look at today:

Someone opened a mortgage account in the name of "Lord Darth Vader" and people had been putting insane notes on it that had me in stitches. I remember a few.

"Anakin Skywalker called today, informed me he has changed his name. He will be called Lord Vader. Told Lord Vader this was unneccecary as Senator Palpatine had already been on the phone regarding this. Lord Vader upset over this as feel Senator Palpatine has undue access to his account"

"Lord Vader called today to check if Northern Rock would lend on a property. Informed Lord Vader that unfortunatly Studio flats overlooking Corescuant's Imperial Tie Fighter base are outside of NR lending policy"

"Luke Skywalker called today, informed us that sadly his father had been electrecuted bringing Galactic peace and that Luke would be taking over his fathers mortgage"


By that point i was laughing so hard i had to leave the office for some water

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Haha!

I love it when something like that cheers up my work day!

Genius!