mickey mouse versus goofy

[Choscura]

this is the off topic forum correct? well, since everybody seems to think that sam fischer, garret, solid snake, and.... okay, i don't know the hitman dude's name, but still... everyone seems to think those four have some kind of competition going.

heres what i say to that!

i have a new competition for you. one between two characters so heinous that there is no accurate description for some of the deeds they have committed. they have sunk ships, kissed scarecrows, sleepwalked through entire country sides, fallen hundreds of miles *cumulatively*, and celebrated the birthday of a yellow hairless dog. they've been in space, on the moon, under the ocean, in the desert, back in time, and in the future. they've even been *gasp!* golfing.

so who has it? whos the disney character that would win this fight, mickey mouse, goofy, or donald duck?

[Lazarus]

that's too out there for me. tiz a bit young for folks around here i'd say. head on over to Disney kids over there like like this.

[bravus]

All three are massively, massively annoying, but Donald wins through sheer pantsless effrontery.

[Belboz]

I prefer daffy duck or bugs bunny myself.

[Mr. Perfect]

Do we think these guys are actually in a fist fight, or what?

[Rommel_1891]

Donald Duck has a real mean streak to him... I think he'd kick the crap out of Goofy. Mickey Mouse is just, well, a mouse... so you do the computations.

[MsLedd]

Ohhhh... this reminds me of a joke, which won't be nearly as funny because of the censor.

ummm... hmmm.

[triniphen]

now daffy and donald would be a good fight. if donald should win, and he probably would, speedy and roadrunner would driveby his ***** ass. dont be frontin in the WB

small world *pop* small world ***** *pop pop pop*

[Kanelle Bella]

Are you guys counting the "accidents" that happen around goofy? I'm pretty sure he'd win by default.

[Choscura]

new idea: everybody with a beef post the participants in that beef here in a boxing-curcuit style.

who do YOU want to see fight?

personally, i'd like to see:

the pope VS Martha stewart

saddam hussein VS ross perot

bill clinton VS hilary clinton

Dubya VS another pretzel (heimlich story, anyone?)

osama bin laden VS britney spears (with her topless)

Stevey wonder VS the wu-tang clan

God VS Darwin (my bets on darwin, i don't think god will show up)

George Carlin VS Donald trump (my bets on george)

muhammed VS Buddha

gays VS lesbains. okay, that ones off kilter, but unlike the rest of these, that one i honestly want to know how it would turn out.

i'm running out of ideas

-Choscura
"Eight million dollars worth of equipment, ten years special training, and i'd trade it all for a lousy can of raid."

[MsLedd]

*sigh*

Nobody even asked to hear my joke...

[Rommel_1891]

Aww geez MsLedd... tell it to me. I would have said something sooner if I knew!!

BTW, my previous offer is still good if you're interested!

[MsLedd]

Okay okay, you twisted my arm, I'll tell it!

(ahem)

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce, and Mickey is having a meeting with his attorney. The attorney is looking through the papers and he says:
"Well Mick, I'd say you've certainly got grounds for divorce here. We want to be sure she doesn't try to take you to the cleaners, so we're gonna have to hire some professionals to evaluate her mental state. But, if what you've said is true, heh... shouldn't be a problem proving she's crazy."

Mickey looks confused for a moment and then laughs, saying:
"Heheh... I never said she was crazy. I said she was f**king Goofy!!"

Ba-Dum-Bump!!

Thank you, I'll be here all week...

BTW, Rommel, what offer was that?

[Rommel_1891]

ROFLMAO... that was good Msledd

Okay, okay... I have one:

Q: Why do cows have bells?

A: Because the horns don't work!!! yuck yuck yuck!

Oh... and the offer before was to run away with me!! I can't believe you've forgotten me!! Waaaahhh! boo hoo hoo. lol
J/k

[Kanelle Bella]

Ohh we're telling jokes now...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?

There are skid marks infront of the dog.

[Rommel_1891]

COOL, lawyer jokes!!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start!

[Choscura]

since this has degraded to... well, the jokes aren't bad- overused, but not bad- but its degraded to jokes.

thus, i parry with:

did you hear about those new marylin monroe stamps?
when you lick 'em, you feel like a kennedy.

and riposte with:

a guy and a girl were getting back from a date one night, about midnight, and the guy WANTED a bj. he was very insistent- he leaned against the wall nex to the door of the girls condo and kept begging "come on baby, you know you like it too!", but the girl was just too tired.

finally, after about five minutes, the girl's little sister opened the door. she smiled at the boyfriend and said 'hi', and then turned to her sister and said "dad says either you have to give a blowjob, mom has to give him a blowjob, or i have to give him a blowjob, but to tell your dumbass boyfriend not to lean on the intercom button!"

as far as i know, that was the end of the relationship.

-Choscura
"when do we get to see britney spears fight bin laden with her topless and him stoned? thats a fight i don't wanna miss!"

[MsLedd]

From the paper this morning:<blockquote>Don't miss the Michael Jackson Sale* this weekend at JC Penney!


*all little boy’s pants half-off</blockquote>