Funniest Deus Ex moments

[studen77]

1) Paul Simon killing me at UNATCO and calling me "Another stupid young rebel" I laughed my ass of and 'enganged him in battle' just to hear it again and again!!

2) Overhearing the MJ-12 secretary asking the trooper "is he big and strong" when referring to JC's coming and bringing the pain to them..

3) In China, me falling 100 strories down after getting shot by the Triad leader at the rooftop, only to have me disintigrate into giblets (LOL just funny to me)

4)Manderley killing me and saying "I'm not some tired old man or something" after I beat his ass with a crowbar

5) The AI's "don't mess around" attitude when dealing with JC; lol I mean even one of the gentle secretaries immediately pulled her stun prod out as soon as I appeared, not even saying a word (LOL)

Lot of others, I just thought the game was hilarious at some points

[Catman]

Amiee, the insane cat lady.

[BornIn1142]

Originally Posted by studen77

2) Overhearing the MJ-12 secretary asking the trooper "is he big and strong" when referring to JC's coming and bringing the pain to them..

"Is he armed?"

Now then...

1. A accident on my first no-kill playthrough in Versalife. Six dead troopers, two dead MiBs, three dead scientists. And not to forget the heroes of the day, two greasels, two grays and "Captain".
I proceed to lay waste to the whole building with only a crossbow and a baton. All that, while humming to the tune of "Raindrops keep falling on my head".
2. First time when I enterd the ladies restrroom in UNATCO.
"Expecting a show?"
"Stay out of the ladies' rest room, this kind of activity embarasses the coalition more than it embarrases you!"
3. Simons: You turn around and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors. JC: That makes me one ugly son-of-a-*. How'd my face fet all marked up with bioelectrics?

I may come back to you.

[DarkForge]

Ok, you know how the enemies don't attack you when you're in the middle of a conversation?

Well one time, I was down in the Mole hideout. I thought I had taken care of all the NSF down there, and I went to talk to one of the Mole People. I was in the conversation, and the camera was focused on the Mole Person, when I heard a gun being pulled...

The camera switches to JC, who says something to the effect of "You'll have no more trouble from the NSF" - when there's currently one of them standing behind him, pointing the gun to his head at point-blank range, patiently waiting to pull the trigger! I found that hilarious!

Shame though: I should've tried to get a screenshot of that. I don't think I could do it again if I tried...

[Hanhart]

Gunther and Anna at the soda machine. I really think that is one of the best jokes in DX.

[Simetrical]

I went up the lift to Beth DuClare's room, and immediately smashed the painting to splinters. Then, when Nicolette arrived via the stairs, she expressed her amazement that the assassins didn't take the painting.

[Pentti]

I killed the prisoners in UNATCO HQ before Walton Simons had a chance to interrogate them. Later when I walked past The MIB's to the helicopter, one of them said Walton Simons appreciated that I didn't interfere with the interrogation.

[james016]

The bit after you kill Gunther where you talk to the Simons hologram about destroying the UC

"I wasn't properly trained in its operation."

"Laugh it up Denton...."

Quality stuff.

[TheGrayfox]

Originally posted by Pentti
I killed the prisoners in UNATCO HQ before Walton Simons had a chance to interrogate them. Later when I walked past The MIB's to the helicopter, one of them said Walton Simons appreciated that I didn't interfere with the interrogation.

How did you get into the jail cells???? There's no way in from what I can tell unless you go in when Walton Simon goes into them...I presume you can do that, I never did since I have no patience to follow him, he's way too slow. :P

They're always locked. Unless you nocliped your way in.

[Pentti]

Originally posted by TheGrayfox
How did you get into the jail cells???? There's no way in from what I can tell unless you go in when Walton Simon goes into them...I presume you can do that, I never did since I have no patience to follow him, he's way too slow. :P

They're always locked. Unless you nocliped your way in.

It's worth following, why don't you visit Sam Carter or somebody while waiting...

[TheGrayfox]

Yeah but how do you come back out? Do they open auto from the inside?

I usually get there when he's inside already, then I just listen to the convo, he tells me to scram and I stay some more, listen and then he kills them and tells me to leave.

Then I just go to the next mission. I never went inside, was always scared that if I went the stupid doors would not open up again.

[studen77]

No, there's some VERY good dialogue that those prisoners give..VERY MUCH applicable to current events now happening in IRAQ...all u have to do is follow simons in once he opens the jail door...

Once says (and I"ll never forget this, even a silly video game):
"If there wasn't organized oppression, there wouldn't be organized resistance; and what you know as terrorism would not exist.."

[BiO_mAd]

pinching the credit chits in the order temple, c'mon own up who else did it?

All the car tyres laying around, why?

[RECLAIMER214]

WHEN THE NSF SPOTS JC AND SAYS "PIG!"LOL

[BornIn1142]

*sigh*

The secretary says: "Is he armed?"