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I was reading something the other day and this quote just jumped out at me an totally blew me away...
"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go" Wow...how true...I wish I'd said that. I'm sure there are many profound quotes you've used in your time...Care to share ? |
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When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout!
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
- George Burns |
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"I'd like to thank the Academy...."
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"Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use. --Mark Twain" |
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"The more you know, the less you know."
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Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
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See my signature.
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If I yawned with my mouth shut, you'd never know how boring you are.
'Hawkeye' Pierce. |
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Life is a terminal illness. Make the best of every day.
Second favorite: 'Tis better to be a live chicken than a dead hawk. Only survivors win wars. Last edited by theBlackman; 12-11-2003 at 02:19 PM. |
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"Eagles may soar, but weasles never get sucked into jet engines."
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
of course i don't look busy, i did it right the first time. my mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
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Always expect the unexpected lest you be taken by surprise
signed Mr Philosophy Last edited by Anthony's Asp; 12-14-2003 at 02:39 PM. |
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Wow.....I love all of those and yet heard very few of them before...
AMO...How true, on all three counts... Jewell...This one was my favorite...LMAO Solange...You just kill me...as usual... theBlackman...You are a wise man CP&PT...It's in the post honey
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Good things come to those who wait
Weener Warrior Princess
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"Reality is a crutch for the weak."
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but its peniccilin for the eternally damned
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"How far away do you think it is?"
"Not at all far. I shouldn't think about twelve yards." |
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"Need what you want and want what you have"
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"Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try."
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"No matter where you go - there you are."
"The only reason we have time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." Dr. B. Banzai - The Banzai Institute. |
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We watched the first X-Men movie again the other night.
This line always cracked me up: In the scene where Magneto has them all bound up inside the Statue of Liberty, somebody says "Storm - use your lightning" Then Magneto says: "Lightning? Inside a giant copper conductor? I thought you lived in a school." |
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A man will wait a long time until a roasted chicken flies into his mouth.
"Speaking of April, what's carbon monoxide?" |
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"Hey that's where you are."
"Hi, do I know you?" "No, but that's where you are, you're there." Always gets me laughing
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One of my many favourites:
Youth is wasted on the young. Which is making more sense the older I get.
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Which reminds me of something Zaphod Beeblebrox's late great grandfather once said:
"Life is wasted on the living." |
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