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11-12-2003, 12:26 PM
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Screenshot Captions: The Game
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/rpg/deu...s.html?page=79
Write a caption for this screenshot of DX:IW. The best entries win... well, nothing.  It's great fun, though.My caption: "And just when Harold's day couldn't get any worse - he slipped in karkian puke." 
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#4
11-12-2003, 01:00 PM
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Harold thinking: I need to play dead or else I'm a gonner. Just turn around you son of a gun, yeah turn around and I'll emty a clip in your ass so quickly you'll think it's the fourth of Juuuly!!
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http://alianza.meristation.com/porta...nt01_small.jpg Beware of the Frost Giant. -Thor, GTA: Vice City.
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#9
11-12-2003, 04:02 PM
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"Specimen 13 was furious - the other Karkians knew how much he hated it when they dumped leftovers in his part of the lair. Well, he certainly wasn't going to clean this mess up!"
Oh, and hi everyone. I'm a long time lurker and finally registered to join the festivities. Cheers! Iron "new guy" Weasel
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#10
11-12-2003, 04:13 PM
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I couldn't resist the classic..
"I've fallen... and I can't get up  "(Yes that smiley is there in the commercial, you just can't tell because words cannot express the pure emotion that that icon represents.) EDIT: Oh oh I got another one, - Rail Gun: Six thousand dollars. %100 Cotton Snow Suit: Three hundred dollars. Training your heavily mutated dog NOT to eat you while you sleep: Priceless. - Last edited by Five.Pointe.O; 11-12-2003 at 04:32 PM.
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#11
11-12-2003, 04:18 PM
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Guy "I know I was drunk..."
"I know my mate was only having a laugh..." "But this time I think he's gone too far!" "I wonder if this has anything to do with me sleeping with his sister?"
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"Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn." ~ Rimmer.
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#12
11-12-2003, 10:02 PM
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Got... er... chunky guts in a bloody mix?
[EDIT] Here's another one ***5 minutes earlier Karkian: Harold... I... I have something to tell you. Harold: Yeah, sure buddy. Karkian: I'm gay. Will you marry me? Harold: *swoons* eh, I'm not the greatest at this, but it's a fair try. Last edited by Viking; 11-12-2003 at 10:05 PM.
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#13
11-13-2003, 08:11 AM
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Well, I'll use the old caption classic:
Harold: I love you. Karkian:I know.
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#14
11-13-2003, 09:19 AM
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Nice Doggy....
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#18
11-13-2003, 10:03 AM
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MaxxQ as I find the idea of alex and JC in a karkian suit quite amusing. Maybe they should make a level like that. lol.
EDIT: typo  oops
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"Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn." ~ Rimmer.
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#19
11-13-2003, 12:06 PM
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"Monsters and pools of
 ? If this was mentioned in my job description I would have brought a crowbar and Hazard suit instead of these biomods."
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#20
11-13-2003, 12:14 PM
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First person to get my joke wins a cookie...
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#21
11-13-2003, 12:20 PM
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karkian: i've heard of shizzing yourself with fear, but this is ridiculous!
there's my caption. nowhere as good as MaxxQ "(Heard from rear of Karkian) Alex: Pssstt....JC....this disguise was a great idea! He just fainted right away... JC: Sure..." hilarious!
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#22
11-13-2003, 12:22 PM
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Quote:
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#23
11-13-2003, 12:47 PM
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The Guy on the floor: Damn I knew i should't have gotten that pregnancy biomod.
Green Monster: Sweeeet.
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#24
11-13-2003, 01:29 PM
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Quote:
(Thinking) Damn it!! didn't Tim say Karkians are attracted to the smell of carrion? Oh God, help me!! I really wanna fart real bad and I can't hold it in by myself. Please I need your help I ate scrambled eggs this morning for crying out loud!!!!!!!
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http://alianza.meristation.com/porta...nt01_small.jpg Beware of the Frost Giant. -Thor, GTA: Vice City. Last edited by Frost Giant; 11-13-2003 at 01:32 PM.
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