"Fanquevallemud"

[Eddy Bones]

I found this at another forum I frequent...
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New word for the day - "Fanquevallemud"

It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...Read aloud for best results.

The following is a telephone exchange between ahotel guest and
room-service at a hotel in Asia.....

Room Service(RS): "Moling! loom sirfesee"
Guest(G): "Yes......"
(RS): "Dju witch true odor somefing??"
(G): "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
(RS): "How July it done peace?"
(G): "What??"
(RS): "How July it done?... Fi, boy?"
(G): "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
(RS): "Howbow bkan?"
(G): "Crisp will be fine."
(RS): "O light. An some DOS?"
(G): "What?"
(RS): "Dosee. July some DOS?"
(G): "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Door-C' means."
(RS): "Mmm...............Toes! toes!..."
(G): "O, you mean Toasts!....No, do you havesomething else?"
(RS): "Howbow ink-ga-nutsu mudfun?"
(G): "English muffin!! I've got it! Yes, an Englishmuffin will befine."
(RS): "Copy?"
(G): "Sorry?"
(RS): "Copy...Mill...all T?"
(G): "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
(RS): "O light. Seeangle ache, quits P bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy..wite??"
G): "Well....Whatever you say"
(RS): "Fanquevallemud!"
(G): "You're welcome"

[mulder]

Ha, dos vette gude

[Deekman]

Eyemungry. Skweet.

[DaveJ]

Its amazing how much that has changed since it first appeared in the 'Far East Economic Review'!

Heres the original transcript:

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes 'means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No, just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy,
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G: "You're welcome"

[AmO]

"Fanquevallemud!" .....