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Everyone just add one sentence to the story per post and we'll see what we get. I'll start.
Back within the dark depths of a dark cave a sole figure crept stelthily along through the stalagmites. |
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#2
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Quote:
BAH!!!
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http://www.angelfire.com/art2/thirdpersona/rio.txt And when he gets to Heaven, to St. Peter he will tell... "One more soldier reporting, sir. I've served my time in Hell." |
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He never should've trusted that pretty lady that worked on the shady corner...
BAH!!!
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http://www.angelfire.com/art2/thirdpersona/rio.txt And when he gets to Heaven, to St. Peter he will tell... "One more soldier reporting, sir. I've served my time in Hell." |
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The lady had horns, wings, and a feandish smile, not to mention he was wondering why there was no stalagtites in the cave...
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#6
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When suddenly out from the corner of his eye he saw...
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#7
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Alex Trebek and Sean Connery arguing over who'se mother was a bigger W
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They saw him... shrieked like banshees and began to chase him like possessed demons from hell.
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Meanwhile, back on earth, Richard Simmons was conducting a leg-lift-a-thon, when all of a sudden
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#10
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he exploded
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#11
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crowds of people cheered on the streets. Then a helicopter landed in the middle of the crowd and out came....
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#12
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Miss Cleo, who clamed that she knew your future, only $19.95 a minute.
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#13
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Richard Roundtree... all decked out like Shaft... he then began to.
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#14
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break dance, screaming eminem's "without me" while meanwhile in the crowd...
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started to boo cuz they dislike eminem sooo much and decided to throw tomatoes at him when....
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Fat Albert runs out carrying a machine gun screaming "Imma git you Shaft! You ain't nuthin!"... but falls over because of his excessive clumsiness.....
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... a slender figure in a trenchcoat and large hat ducked into the side entrance of an
old bookstore. |
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#18
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He took out some sort of device from his jacket and...
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#19
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...explained that it was a cd player containing a Britney Spears album and that unless he was given $10,000,000,000 he would...
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#20
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start blarin the horrible britney spears cd and the whole entire world would...
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...scream...
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and it would b sooo loud that the world would...
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#23
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Cry out in agony because Britney Spears is equivalent to the brown noise.
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Buy, the man had forgotten to put batteries in the cd player so instead tried to hum "oops I did it again".....
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and then the crowd decided to throw the tomatoes at him instead.
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