Nobel Peace Prize committee chairman: "Just once, will someone LAUGH when we hand these out? Do you realise we have won NO comedy awards for this? None! People are just NOT getting the joke!"
No, Nurse. I said remove his spectacles.
Ham and Eggs - a days work for the chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig.
myspace.com/morestatgrav - Updated in Jul '09 with 10 new tracks.
the last two quotes. Well done!
Shanghai! Hong Kong! Egg Fu Yung! Fortune cookie always wrong!