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    Nobel Peace Prize committee chairman: "Just once, will someone LAUGH when we hand these out? Do you realise we have won NO comedy awards for this? None! People are just NOT getting the joke!"
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    No, Nurse. I said remove his spectacles.
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    the last two quotes. Well done!
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    Quote Originally Posted by staticon View Post
    No, Nurse. I said remove his spectacles.


    Best one yet.
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