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Microsoft Tackles the 24th century....
http://www.siterush.com/~defender/graphs/mscomic01.gif ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() click the picture to open it in another window Last edited by mrdefender; 03-07-2003 at 07:41 PM. |
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So true, so true....
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Nice to know that even in the 24th century, windows is still packed with bugs.
The bad news... If a vulcan can't understand Windows... how can we understand it??? (vulcans are like the smartest on Star Trek. Short of the Q (not 'q', the 'q' as in the race..) and the "Think Tank" ... well.. and Data... )
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We're doomed!!!
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So much for the 'user-friendly' feature u see in the info on windows o/s
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lol. nice
![]() i wonder what the enterprise stands for ? (starship, buisness?) a real 'for dummies' book; (sorry. no pic..) "On/Off Switch" For dummies ![]() Now thats really something
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Alrighty then...
http://www.imagemagician.com/images/...s/dummies3.jpg |
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Ok.... Em.. Try this one...
Editing Pictures For Defender who had a nasty cold for 2 weeks and needs to win the lottery... ![]() How did u do that?? You edit photos? Wow... The best I can do is Copy and paste with paint brush ![]() I got another wierd idea for one... "Warp Mechanics" for dummies ![]() Not kidding. I actually saw a 'Physics' for dummies book! FOR REAL! Like that kinda takes the merit out of being a physics student/teacher... Like they're actually smart enough not to need such a book and now they make one that 'dummies' can use??? OOOH! How about Politics for dummies We do elect one every 4 years
Last edited by mrdefender; 02-23-2003 at 09:19 PM. |
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Nah, the computer I'm on at the moment only has a few simple little programs for fiddling around with pics. I usually use them to clean up some of my drawings and make signatures. They're not too difficult to work with.
And I have a collection of God only knows how many fonts, now including the Dummies one, which I just got off of a font site tonight so I could put together those pics. ![]() I think they might already have a Politics For Dummies book.
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I read one of those books. Can't recall what it was for (i.e ??? for dummies). I think it was HTML, back when I started out making webpages (more like interested in making pages). It looked usefull.
Ofcourse, that one was for real beginers.. had lots of 'what a url is' and what a 'browser' is and stuff like that. I already knew way more than that, was looking for some more advanced stuff (javascript and stuff like that, how to do tables, fonts, change the default link color.. etc..) |
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Well, if it was that simplistic, did reading it help at all?
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I did find some somewhat usefull commands in there (for dummies book) .. had no need for them when I started out and I cant recall them. Mostly button commands and drop down menus. Like the buttons and drop down menus you see in the 'reply' or 'edit' pages on this forum.
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I never could get myself to read anything that said "for Dummies" on the cover--nevermind the fact that it's the kind of bright yellow that makes you really stand out when you're reading it.
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Yah, yellow is the most noticible color...
Though you can never tell with all those people trying to avoid the yellow light...
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