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Old 07-31-2012, 12:46 AM
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Like seriously, where are the giant robots?

Why can't I fly Malik's VTOL?

Why is the game no ultra-immersive??????

Why is it not more like Elder Scrolls?

Why is it not more like Fallout?

Why is it not like GTA?

Why is it not finely tuned to me personally so that it's easy for me to complete?



WHY DOES JENSEN NOT HAVE HEELIES BUILT INTO THE SOLES OF HIS FEET?

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Old 07-31-2012, 01:51 AM
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Old 07-31-2012, 01:54 AM
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I'm very sorry you feel this way, JCpie.

It's just that the realities of modern game development are cruel. There are limited resources, and you have to prioritize.













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Old 07-31-2012, 02:23 AM
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Why is it not more like Deus Ex ?.
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Why no Commodore 64 or Amiga version?
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Did you just say... HEELIES?

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Old 07-31-2012, 08:02 AM
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Why was Adam Jensen's dog not featured as an NPC? Why not as an animal care mini game?

Why is there a moderator I've not seen before?

Why is there no magic in Deus Ex? WHY?
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Old 07-31-2012, 08:11 AM
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Did you just say... ANIMAL CARE MINI GAME?

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Did you just say... ANIMAL CARE MINI GAME?
That little mutant is corrupting my soul! I can feel it, changing me in dark and curious ways.
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WHY DOES JENSEN NOT HAVE HEELIES BUILT INTO THE SOLES OF HIS FEET?
Why is this not in CopyPasta thread??!
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Why is this not in CopyPasta thread??!
That still exists?
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You know what else Eidos blundered in this game? I was told there'd be an augmentation that would allow us to fart sleep gas, so Jense would hold people's faces towards his ass and fart that green cloud of sleepliness*.

* I'm not sure such a word even exissts
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This game's meant to be about choice right? Well then I should have the CHOICE to play as a forum troll, with a full suite of augs tailored to my playstyle - ones to slow down the banhammer, etc.

If Eidos Montreal don't include this in their next Deuce Ex game they are racists.
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This game's meant to be about choice right? Well then I should have the CHOICE to play as a forum troll, with a full suite of augs tailored to my playstyle - ones to slow down the banhammer, etc.

If Eidos Montreal don't include this in their next Deuce Ex game they are racists.
Dues ex already is racist, why can't we choose to be an Orc or Dark Elf? WE are meant to be Adam Jensen, so we should be able to customize him right?



They are also liars.
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pffft, stole my joke from the augmentation suggestions thread
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Dues ex already is racist, why can't we choose to be an Orc or Dark Elf? WE are meant to be Adam Jensen, so we should be able to customize him right?



They are also liars.
Seriously lol'd at this. Thanks man!
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And seriously, one of the biggest blunders of this game... Why can't I kill people and obtain the pacifist achievement??? How was I meant to know that killing people made me lose the achievement you get for not killing anybody? How?

IT MAKES NO SENSE!


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I just want to say this might be my favorite thread ever.
It's an honour, I hope you take this criticism to heart.
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