It couldn't have happened to a nicer nor less deserving person could it?
There I was, minding me own when I came a cropper right outside of the Muslim restaurant
Crashed my knee on the pavement last night on the way back from the Spar shop but all the lovely Muslim staff came to my aid and helped me back on to my feet! I went in to the bar area and had a glass of red to steady my nerves and told them to keep the change (a £20 note!). Well 'tis the season for good will and I was just so grateful that someone came to my assistance!!
Moral of the story - don't venture out unless absolutely necessary - you'll save £20 and a busted knee!