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Old 09-19-2010, 01:55 AM
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Cool Mad World : a thread for all the weird crap that happens around the world ...

Hi , i'm Grievous , a sane person/beast ... as you've noticed , this week has been one of the most intense week we ever had in this forum , unfortunately for all the wrong reasons , with insolent youngsters to the left , bad grammars to the right , stupid horseshoe games in the back , a underrage kid writting a tale of blood and gore in the front , and just bunch of other excuses for any of us to shoot this place up for the good of mankind , starting with me ...

But let's not get into a consenting massacre at the moment , rather , let's focus on the inexplainable that keeps on happening around the world , allowing us to divert our inner rage and focus our attention on the madness around us (so that hopefully , in turn , it might unite us ... Stronger!) ...
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Headless man found near suburban Chicago school ...

There are just so many things that is just ... Plain Wrong with that ...

And what the is that man walking his dog that early in the morning ? ...
Was he high on Johnson's weed ? i smell conspiracy ...

Now , your turn , analyze this , or share some more incomprehensible realities ...
It's all for the good and protection of our sanity , by knowing the rest of the world needs help , we can believe that we're worth not killing each other ...
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Old 09-19-2010, 03:07 AM
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We have won this battle agaisnt the pre-teens but the war is not over yet!
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Old 09-19-2010, 03:16 AM
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It grieves me even more , for an old general like to me , to see that today's 'war' deals with these ... things ...

War used to be an art ... not a cleaning service ...

God *** damn them all ...
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The dog found the body because the guy was too busy searching for shiny things or whatever. That's what's wrong with the world.
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Old 09-19-2010, 04:20 AM
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GOOD Doggie ! ...

I demand that this dog be hired into our brotherhood , At Once ! ...
We need to keep the sane beings together ...
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Old 09-19-2010, 04:56 AM
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And here's another fine example of why human beings are a bunch of retarded monkeys.
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Old 09-19-2010, 05:04 AM
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“It's essentially one male having intercourse and when he's done, another one participates – that's a gang rape,” Insp. Derren Lench said in an interview.

“It's a sexual assault, it's an unwanted assault taking advantage of someone who is under the influence of this drug.”

He described the assault as “violent,” leaving the girl with undisclosed injuries.
*facepalm* *bigtime* ...

What is this , the first time mister Lench witnesses a rape situation ? ...

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“These photos are child pornography. They have been viewed, shared, saved and re-posted numerous times. This is an offence and is so socially corrupt it is sickening. The posting and viewing of the photos is continuing to victimize this young girl and her family and needs to stop.”
There wouldn't be any *** problem with the exchange of these photos if people weren't so *** sick in the first place ! ...
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Old 09-19-2010, 08:25 AM
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100918/...hpbGRkZWF0aHN0

And then they say Grand Theft Auto is evil ...
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My first inclination was to post Gary Jules - Tears for Fears lyrics... but I decided not to defile your thread Grievous. Call it... professional courtesy.

A story that caught my eye, recently... Looks like someone's been drinking the kool-aid again.

"Authorities search for 13 from 'cult-like' sect"

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"The group left behind cell phones, identifications, deeds to property, and letters indicating they were awaiting the Rapture.

"Essentially, the letters say they are all going to heaven to meet Jesus and their deceased relatives," sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said. "Some of the letters were saying goodbye."
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Old 09-19-2010, 09:14 AM
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See, that's religion at its best: getting rid of the really stupid people without collateral damage. It's fine if you want to die for jesus and whatever the you believe in, just don't take me with you.
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Don't like the song, but I'd go with Tear's version. Well, I'll just post what happens here in my city. Most of these I've witnessed.

I've seen a black guy hit a white girl in public.

I've seen a black guy get in trouble for trying to hit a white girl in public.

I've had a black guy randomly ask if I smoke weed while I was JOGGING.

My mother told me I should have been aborted.

The City killed two of my dogs and my grandfathers friend's cat, because he and my grandfather were suing it.

I went outside one day to see cops rolling up and down the street, putting up evidence markers because some girl who had just graduated college was beaten and raped by someone she thought was her friend.

Etc, there's A LOT MORE stupid things I can list but typing all of that is depressing. I hope something like Event Horizon happens to my city.
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I live in a very rural area. The worst thing we have here is pot-smoking, stupidity, and a couple of bigots.
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See, that used to be what I saw everyday in downtown Cincnnati, where I lived for 14 years and downtown Houston.... but now I live in a quiet suburb about 35 mins from the city.

most of the "crime" we get is from the local highschool. Every few months a dumbass jock will get drunk and plow his truck into a tree. Although most of the crime that happens near me is... shall we say... more insidious. Every month or so you hear about some little girl being abducted. Lots of child abductions it seems like. That's the kind of crime we get.

I don't really miss the city at all. Don't get me wrong, it's got good restaurants and night life... but I wouldn't wanna live there. Too many dumbasses.
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Here we have the things that make me hate my white race, wiggers. White wannabe thugs are a disease and they must go. Seeing anyone associate with them makes me sick, they only encourage idiocy.
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See, that used to be what I saw everyday in downtown Cincnnati, where I lived for 14 years and downtown Houston.... but now I live in a quiet suburb about 35 mins from the city.

most of the "crime" we get is from the local highschool. Every few months a dumbass jock will get drunk and plow his truck into a tree. Although most of the crime that happens near me is... shall we say... more insidious. Every month or so you hear about some little girl being abducted. Lots of child abductions it seems like. That's the kind of crime we get.

I don't really miss the city at all. Don't get me wrong, it's got good restaurants and night life... but I wouldn't wanna live there. Too many dumbasses.
Hahahaha I'm in Cinci.
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man, I moved out just before the riots went down around 2001. That was some crazy ass right there.
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Yeah, I liked seeing most of the people's excuse on TV for rioting, "It's fun." That cop shot some kid who was dealing drugs, once caught he then ran from the cop, he then stopped and started reaching into his pocket, the cop fired. The kid should have just STOPPED, granted the cop was too quick to pull the trigger. Well anyways a lot of people saw an opportunity to be stupid and they took it. Once again another race fueled riot where white people were attacked.
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I live in a small village pretty much, hardly any drama. You have a street fight every now and then and just hear news around school or college about who got battered or who had a fight with who etc etc.

In town, we had a parade with the soldiers coming back from Iraq i think and it got haulted by the Muslim community.
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And what did he do
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We burnt the whole damn jungle down.
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there's A LOT MORE stupid things I can list but typing all of that is depressing.
Which is precisely why we aren't supposed to talk about the things We seen or lived through ourselves , because otherwise i would have owned the thread in the first place , and that isn't very entertaining , so we just stick to the stuff that happens aroudn the world , not in ours ...

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Don't get me wrong, it's got good restaurants and night life... but I wouldn't wanna live there. Too many dumbasses.
Two things mister , first off dumbasses are everywhere , even in this forum , so we might just as well shoot ourselves right here and now ...
Second , stop lying around , first you said you didn't had any friends , now you talk about knowing what night life is ? ...
Granted you don't need friends to go *** about , but you barely leave your house ! ... too many zombies out there remember ? ...

Also , night life is where you meet all the dumbasses At Once in a matter of minutes , so your post was just so much full of fail i'm going to stop contaminating my own reply ...


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The wise is still alive and shooting at punks , daily ...

RESPECT ...


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Oddly enough , instead of burning down the *** jungle , all we do is sit around here lamenting and acting civilised , we're *** hypocrites too ! ...

Now i see my whole life as nothing but a failure ...

This Thread succeded at being a ultimate gathering of depression , i'm proud of myself once again ...


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That actually happens in just about every conflict ...

T'is why we have so many screaming bad guys to kill in video games , because it's suppose to act as a catharsis on our lack of satisfaction in gunning down forty seven evil dudes a day ...


Video games are actually a cure to inhumanity , and not the source of it ...

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Old 09-20-2010, 02:33 AM
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That actually happens in just about every conflict ...

Video games are actually a cure to inhumanity , and not the source of it ...
True & seconded.

There was this article I read a few months ago about imprisoned terrorists being able to play violent video games in their cells. Some American bloke was complaining that "they should not be doing this with our tax dollars".
I say: whatever it takes to keep them away from real life violence. If those precious tax dollars are being spent to make the population feel a little safer, that's money well spent.

On the other hand, I do think one should not have to pay for his or her safety but what else would you want them to spend your tax dollars on? A stage for a Justin Bieber concert?
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The only way to stop this is to sacrifice Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the fires of Mount Doom.

The war won't be easy, but if we gather every sane Human to fight agaisnt the twisted teen girls, we might just actually win...

The war for Earth begins....
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