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Old 10-07-2010, 08:42 AM
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I actually wanted to see the failure
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:45 AM
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I actually wanted to see the film with a story that is completely different than the one Slash was always complaining about , knowing that she was mad about something that wasn't even real ...
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...and I wanted for you to be wrong about that.
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No but really , it doesn't help that more than half of the criticism we handed out to Ward's 'genius' is just ill placed ...

Do you even know when did that script was written ? ...

The news of the movie rights being bought was in early 2007 , Kyle Ward was tasked to write that script right away , so he wrote his script during mid-2007 , by late September it was complete ...
Kane & Lynch: Dead Men ... came out in mid-November ...

So ... how is Ward's fault for making the characters outrageously different from what we've seen in the game , how is it his fault for not knowing the game's full plot , in fact , None of us did at that time ! ...

Had Kyle Ward wrote that masterpiece after the game was released , then yes , by all means , burn it ...
But this wasn't the case ...

And , it's been three years since that script was settled down , surely it has 'changed' ... a bit ...

PS: not to mention that this whole thing about the script been leaked just sounds ... awkward ...

Alright , we had our laughs when we saw what a disaster it is compared to the game ...
But Slash has really took it seriously , to an extreme degree ...
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Haha but that's Slash...she takes cup cakes and muffins seriously.
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Old 11-25-2010, 03:41 PM
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Ooooh , so THIS is why Billy Bob Thornton wasn't going to be on board to play Lynch ...

http://www.computerandvideogames.com....php?id=277826

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First Max Payne, now Nathan Drake.

Mark Wahlberg should go to hell.
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Old 11-25-2010, 05:14 PM
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First Max Payne, now Nathan Drake.

Mark Wahlberg should go to hell.
Agreed. I cannot stand that ***. And I thought this before he started ruining both good and bad videogame characters. Ever since The Italian Job, I have hated that actor.
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First Max Payne, now Nathan Drake.

Mark Wahlberg should go to hell.
Whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah WHOA.


WTF?

They're making a film adaptation of Uncharted and MARKYEY-MARK IS PLAYING DRAKE?

That's probably the most unintentionally horrifyingly bad casting I've ever heard ever, ever.


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Old 11-25-2010, 06:13 PM
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That's probably the most unintentionally horrifyingly bad casting I've ever heard ever, ever.


EVER.
It's pretty bad but I have seen worse, way worse.

ROSIE O'DONNELL as Betty Rubbles.
So what they got Fred Flinstone right if they screw so bad on Betty.

or wait for it...

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How about...



I think that's just about the worst.
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That sounds silly, but I have never seen it.
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Old 11-25-2010, 06:25 PM
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I'm sorry, Vince Vaughn was miscast in the Psycho remake, but Mark Walhberg . . .

Playing Nathan Drake?

Nathan Drake is a young (key-word) good-looking smug tough guy action movie cliche, this, Mark Walhberg is not.

Norman Bates is a crazy character, and Vuaghn is . . . kind of crazy, I guess. But no, THAT is just BAD.
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How the hell did you guys managed to get this so far off topic ? ...

Not to mention that if you're going to talk about the Uncharted casting , how come i don't see any mentioning on the consideration of casting De Niro and Pesci as Drake's father and uncle ? ...
Now that's embarrassing ...

PS: Mark Walhberg as Lynch ! ...
It's either him or that rapper over there , you choose ...
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That sounds silly, but I have never seen it.
It's just about the most ill-concieved movie of all time. First, there's the casting, obviously. Then when you consider that it was filmed on top of a nuclear test site that resulted in over half the cast and crew dying from cancer and disease, it's clear that this never should have been made.
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How the hell did you guys managed to get this so far off topic ? ...

Not to mention that if you're going to talk about the Uncharted casting , how come i don't see any mentioning on the consideration of casting De Niro and Pesci as Drake's father and uncle ? ...
Now that's embarrassing ...

PS: Mark Walhberg as Lynch ! ...
It's either him or that rapper over there , you choose ...
...Drake's Father and Uncle?

Did they play the same game as me?

BTW, there both old as FUCK so I don't know. De Niro was pretty lame in Machete, and I haven't seen a new movie with Pesci in years . . .

It's sad really, considering their the duo from my (probably) favorite movie ever, CASINO.

EDIT: Sorry for causing the off-topicness . . . don't stone me.

Let's get back on topic. I have aboslutely NO faith in this movie, WHATSOEVER.

BUT, I will still spend money to go see the colossal failure it will inevitably be.
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It's sad really, considering their the duo from my (probably) favorite movie ever,
Goodfellas?

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Don't get me started.
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Why are you calling me ... ... ...

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It's just about the most ill-concieved movie of all time. Then when you consider that it was filmed on top of a nuclear test site that resulted in over half the cast and crew dying from cancer and disease, it's clear that this never should have been made.
The might of nuclear ...
It killed John Wayne ...

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Sorry for causing the off-topicness . . . don't stone me.

Let's get back on topic. I have aboslutely NO faith in this movie, WHATSOEVER.

BUT, I will still spend money to go see the colossal failure it will inevitably be.
We are all going to see it anywya ... ... if it gets made , of course ...

PS: sorry, the surprisingly accurate catapult has already launched ...

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Don't get me started.
Meh , we have nothing better to do ...
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I highly doubt anyone wants to discuss why Casino is a better film than Goodfellas. I mean it's already so obvious.

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Frank Vincent did it , no doubt ...
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Frank Vincent did it , no doubt ...
He took out Nicky & Dominic, now it's my turn.
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But i threw a molotov cocktail at him back in Liberty City , and i even got paid for it ! ...
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