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"Natla: Easily distracted by shiny objects!"
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#3
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@Keir : Okay thanks, finally I understood by myself, sorry for my previous message...
Here's my caption : Natla : Oh God ! One of my nails is stucked in the holes of this freakin' Scion ! Lara : Your fingernails are such huge ! How did you do ? Natla : Don't you know french manucure ? I'm gonna kill my beautician ! |
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OMG! Do you remember that song? I used to make out with Josh McAndrews to that song!
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#5
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No, no, NO! Cut!!!
Natla - beautiful, baby. Beautiful. Lara, you're stinking up this cutscene! I want to see anguish, I want to see fury! I want to see the AOD control system! |
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- Natla: I´ll buy your twins with this.
- Lara: Pervert, my chest are not in sale. - Natla: I mean your twins guns, is enough with these coins? - Lara: WHAT? that coins must be very old, I only accept pounds. - Natla: Dough
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Underwear malfunctions always pick the worst possible moments.
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Here's another entry. I love everyone's entries, they're hilarious!
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so happy i could die, and its alright. |
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Natla (coyly): Join me Lara and I will not tell the world about your exploits, how you keep your favorite artifacts, or how many times you have been auditted by the IRS for that big ol' mansion that seems to disappear when you file your return.
Lara (smiling with anger): I have fought yedis in the snow, battled mummies in egypt and completed fire puzzles that only an insane person would attempt. And you want to blackmail me? Good luck. |
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Natla: Lara, join me now and we-
Lara: Natla! Do you see that man? He is staring right at us. What is that thing in his hands? Why is he pushing those buttons? Oh my god! What if we are like, in the Matrix or something, what if we're not real? Natla: What if nothing is real Lara, nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman. Lara: Oh, do shut up... |
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#13
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Natla: Lara, take this Scion and with me, we will rule the-
Lara: Damn! I left the kettle on. Natla, love to talk, we'll discuss ruling the world later, eh? |
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Lara - THAT wasn't part of the deal!
Natla - The Scion is mine, I haz altered the deal! Lara *looks surprised to get Natla's attention, gets ready to grab the scion and run* |
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Second entry-
*Lara and Natla hear music* "I got that feeling, that someone's watching me!" |
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Natla "The Scion is a lie..."
Lara "WHAT!?" |
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#17
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Lara: Ehhhh! natla ..drop that piece of dog
..Right NOW.
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Lara: It was you, you were the queen of .......um Natla there's a camera facing at us.
Natla: I know, thats why I'm looking so beautiful. Lara: (cough cough) |
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Natla: Mirror, Mirror in my hand, who's the fairest in my land?
Lara: Sh**t, she's at it again!
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My Entry:
"Lara, did you remember to hang the washing out? Thank you
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Oh this is so cool, lucky I didn't miss out.
![]() ![]() Natla: ...and here is the Scion behind your ear. Lara: OMG, NO WAY! How did you do that?! Natla: Ah but Lara, an Atlantean Queen never reveals her secrets. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, another one: Natla: Well done Lara. You've delivered the most powerful weapon in existence right into my hands. With all the knowledge of the ancients I will be able to level hills and destroy any demi-god that gets in my way. Lara: *mutters* Guess you didn't hear about Mjolnir then... Natla: Sorry, what was that? Lara: Oh nothing, nothing....*twiddles thumbs* -------------------------------------------------------------------------- And another: Lara: Oh whoops! The 'Keep Scion' cheat code was Hold down B - Up, Left, Left, Down, Up, Left. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- And another: Lara: No wait, this can't be right. Ok, lets retrace my steps. I defeated the fleshy mutants, shimmeyed my butt around the columns, ahuh, then I inserted the pieces and got the Scion fragment, tomb collapsing - time to scidaddle on out, smoked just a bit of that Scion goodness, dreamyland......oh crap. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, why not?: Natla: Hey, hey Lara check this out! I think if you stare at this Scion just right it works like a magic eye trick and you can see the secrets of the next game!" Lara: Yeah ok, Natla....I think you're acting just a wee bit insane. I undestand you want to know if you're included in the next game but I don't think that's the answer.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, just one more. ![]() Lara: *Directed at forum readers* You know, second time round and I can still act surprised. Now that is talent.
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![]() Lara and Jacqueline playing a friendly game of Rock, Paper, Scion.
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![]() Voice of first person view: Finally we're putting an end to your grave robbing shenanigans Croft, you're going away for along time. Cuff 'em Natla.
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This is a great idea for a contest! ok, I don't have photoshop, so I used bubblecaption to add captions to the picture. In doing so, they automatically add their stamp to the photo, so I hope that's ok...I'm not trying to plug their website on purpose...
Now, I just have to figure out how to post a picture...it is not showing up when I preview my Post. I'm trying to insert image from my flickr account. |
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