"Shut up Hannibal!" Batman moments!

[metalhead_dave]

Old Ben gave me a name for this moment in his response. Check the link out. Someone please change the title to "SHUT UP HANNIBAL" Batman moments.

And I've noticed Batman has a lot of these, where the villain says something so long winded thinking he has Batman and Batman responds with a short sentence before defeating him. It's not exclusive to him, it's an action cliche, but I feel there are a lot for Batman and they would be fun to list. So I'll start with a few examples. Feel free to correct any mistakes I might make Batfans.

Heart of Hush. Batman and Hush are fighting in the Batcave, Hush gets onto this Batcoptor. Batman takes his cape off and engages him while Hush is rambling on about how Batman never thinks ahead in battle and that Hush is three or four moves ahead of Batman. Batman simply says "Tommy, why do you think I took my cape off before getting on?" And then Hush's bandages get caught in the rotors.

Ressurection of Ras Al Ghul. Batman is fighting the Sensei, revealed to be Ra's father, getting owned by him because Sensei was around for centuries. Apparantly the Sensei is weak to the point where he can only own Batman for a few minutes but he only needs "one minute to own Batman." And he says all this to Batman while breaking his bones, blinding him, and impaling him. But Batman persevers and the Sensei asks what Batman is doing, Batman says, "lasting longer than a minute," before pushing Sensei into this fountain that restores Batman but destroys the Sensei. I kind of forget why that happens.

Killing Joke, everybody knows the story. Joker goes on and on in the amusement park about how life is a bad joke so why isn't Batman laughing? Batman says "because I've heard that joke before... and it wasn't funny the first time" before owning Joker.

TDK(though a little weak, but it's not like I need to say the premise I can go straight to the quote)
Joker: Can't rely on anyone these days, have to do everything yourself. Don't worry, I've always come prepared. It's a funny world we live in, speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?
Batman: No, but I know how you got THESE!

Batman Begins
Ras Al Ghul: Don't be afraid Bruce, you were just a man in a cape. That's why you couldn't stop injustice and that's why you can't stop this train!
Batman: Who said anything about stopping it?

What other good "SHUT UP HANNIBAL" Batman moments are there? Here's hoping this takes off.

[Old_BenKenobi]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...ShutUpHannibal

[LIGHTS]

Life is a bad joke. I've heard that joke before and it wasn't funny the first time.

Batman hops on Joker's car.
Joker: Hey! No free rides.

[metalhead_dave]

Originally Posted by Old_BenKenobi

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...ShutUpHannibal

Sweet, now I can get rid of the Reagen crap and just go with this. Thanks. I'll be editing my post now.

[Drazar]

Originally Posted by metalhead_dave

Ressurection of Ras Al Ghul. Batman is fighting the Sensi, revealed to be Ra's father, getting owned by him because Sensi was around for centuries. Apparantly the Sensi is weak to the point where he can only own Batman for a few minutes but he only needs "one minute to own Batman." And he says all this to Batman while breaking his bones, blinding him, and impaling him. But Batman persevers and the Sensi asks what Batman is doing, Batman says, "lasting longer than a minute," before pushing Sensi into this fountain that restores Batman but destroys the Sensi. I kind of forget why that happens

The well destroyes inpure souls. Sensei was a crazed old fool.

I know alot of badass Batman moments, but sadly they don't fit this trope.

[door noob]

Preety much all of this. Mine are bigger than yours lol

[LIGHTS]

I don't remember seeing some of those Justice League Unlimited episodes... Gotta rewatch every episode sometime.

You can't understand a word I'm saying, and even if you do I won't tell.
Batman: I can and you will... Ah!!!

and lol, I remember this from World's Finest.

Superman: Thank you. I couldn't have saved Lois without your help.
Batman: I'm aware of that.
Grapples onto Batwing and exits scene.

Harley: They called me a joke!
Joker: I happen to like jokes.

[Drazar]

Eh guys. Shut Up Hannibal is a trope where the hero exchanges dialogue with the villain. Not "badass quotes" moments.

[LIGHTS]

But. It's bad ass.

[metalhead_dave]

Originally Posted by Drazar

My bad, I was in a rush. Time to do some editing.

[Drazar]

Originally Posted by jvini

But. It's bad ass.

Ah well if Dave doesn't mind it, i'm sure it's okay! What do ye say!

[LIGHTS]

Harley: Take 'er outside and gas 'er or somethin'.
Joker: You? Ordering me around?
Harley: Uh, no Mr J; You're the boss.
Joker: I can't stay mad at you...
Batman: Show's over.
Knocks Harley aside
Joker: Outta' the way!

[metalhead_dave]

Originally Posted by Drazar

Ah well if Dave doesn't mind it, i'm sure it's okay! What do ye say!

I'm trying to stick it to the dialouge between Batman and one of his enemies, just because I've noticed lot in Batman comics/movies and such.

[LIGHTS]

50 thousand. Do I hear 55? 55. Do I hear 60? 60. Do I hear 65? Going once... Going twice...
Penguin: A dollar.
Uh... Sold?
Penguin: Hahahaha. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going once... Going twice...
Bumps into Batman
Penguin: Huh
Batman: Going back to Arkham.

[vicsage]

Originally Posted by metalhead_dave

Old Ben gave me a name for this moment in his response. Check the link out. Someone please change the title to "SHUT UP HANNIBAL" Batman moments.

And I've noticed Batman has a lot of these, where the villain says something so long winded thinking he has Batman and Batman responds with a short sentence before defeating him. It's not exclusive to him, it's an action cliche, but I feel there are a lot for Batman and they would be fun to list. So I'll start with a few examples. Feel free to correct any mistakes I might make Batfans.

Heart of Hush. Batman and Hush are fighting in the Batcave, Hush gets onto this Batcoptor. Batman takes his cape off and engages him while Hush is rambling on about how Batman never thinks ahead in battle and that Hush is three or four moves ahead of Batman. Batman simply says "Tommy, why do you think I took my cape off before getting on?" And then Hush's bandages get caught in the rotors.

Ressurection of Ras Al Ghul. Batman is fighting the Sensei, revealed to be Ra's father, getting owned by him because Sensei was around for centuries. Apparantly the Sensei is weak to the point where he can only own Batman for a few minutes but he only needs "one minute to own Batman." And he says all this to Batman while breaking his bones, blinding him, and impaling him. But Batman persevers and the Sensei asks what Batman is doing, Batman says, "lasting longer than a minute," before pushing Sensei into this fountain that restores Batman but destroys the Sensei. I kind of forget why that happens.

Killing Joke, everybody knows the story. Joker goes on and on in the amusement park about how life is a bad joke so why isn't Batman laughing? Batman says "because I've heard that joke before... and it wasn't funny the first time" before owning Joker.

TDK(though a little weak, but it's not like I need to say the premise I can go straight to the quote)
Joker: Can't rely on anyone these days, have to do everything yourself. Don't worry, I've always come prepared. It's a funny world we live in, speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?
Batman: No, but I know how you got THESE!

Batman Begins
Ras Al Ghul: Don't be afraid Bruce, you were just a man in a cape. That's why you couldn't stop injustice and that's why you can't stop this train!
Batman: Who said anything about stopping it?

What other good "SHUT UP HANNIBAL" Batman moments are there? Here's hoping this takes off.

Gah! Don't you just hate those lines? It's much better when Batman is silent and explains himself later.

These "Shut up Hannibal" moments are dumb attempts to be badass. Though, I do find the Killing Joke line you chose to be the least annoying of the bunch.

[Batman The Trailer Hunter]

Originally Posted by vicsage

Gah! Don't you just hate those lines? It's much better when Batman is silent and explains himself later.

These "Shut up Hannibal" moments are dumb attempts to be badass. Though, I do find the Killing Joke line you chose to be the least annoying of the bunch.

I dont know if you didnt get the memo but he is bad@$$!

[LIGHTS]

Love that part.

Robin: Hey Batman, can I drive the Batmobile? Chicks dig the car.
Batman: This is why Superman works alone.

[vicsage]

Originally Posted by Batman The Sequel Hunter

I dont know if you didnt get the memo but he is bad@$$!

It's funny, I was thinking about this very scene while responding to the OP.

This is a perfect example of what I like: Batman says nothing. Just an evil smirk.

Now that's badass!

[LIGHTS]

Ivy: You have 2 choices, Batman. You can choose to let us go and free the guard, or he dies if you take one step closer.
Batman: You forgot option #3. We save the guard, and bring you back to Arkham.

[metalhead_dave]

Originally Posted by vicsage

Gah! Don't you just hate those lines? It's much better when Batman is silent and explains himself later.

These "Shut up Hannibal" moments are dumb attempts to be badass. Though, I do find the Killing Joke line you chose to be the least annoying of the bunch.

To each his own I guess, but I like those Batman moments. I like it that he is able to destroy a diatribe with a short sentence. And he is badass whether he responds or not.

And by the way, that moment in Returns is the LAST thing I would use to show how Batman is a badass. I don't want to see an evil smirk before watching Batman strap a bomb to a person he can't hurt.

Oh yeah I should have brought this to the thread. In Warcrimes, Joker, Batman, and Black Mask(dressed as Batman) are in a triple threat... Joker goes on a diatribe and Batman yells "SHUT UP JOKER!" before socking him.

[LIGHTS]

Batgirl: Can I drive?
Batman: NO.
Batgirl: Oh, cmon... You'll let Robin drive when he's old enough.
Batman: Trust me. Robin is not driving this car.
Robin: What!?

[vicsage]

Originally Posted by metalhead_dave

To each his own I guess, but I like those Batman moments. I like it that he is able to destroy a diatribe with a short sentence. And he is badass whether he responds or not.

And by the way, that moment in Returns is the LAST thing I would use to show how Batman is a badass. I don't want to see an evil smirk before watching Batman strap a bomb to a person he can't hurt.

Ah, but he's more badass when he doesn't respond! What is this, a Michael Bay movie?

As for the moment in Returns, I simply like the fact that he says nothing and tricks the guy. Besides, Batman can't defeat everyone in hand-to-hand combat. The very act of killing the guy will make most Batfans eat their liver, but I like the attitude in that scene...conveyed without a single response out of Bats.

[LIGHTS]

Batman: I'm in no mood for rain, Penguin. I just washed my car.
Penguin: Too bad, Batbreath. 'Cause my forecast calls for a 90% chance of showers and 100% chance of ME KICKIN' YOUR BUTT!

[vicsage]

Alfred: In any event, I’ve made your favorite—French onion soup. And when you let it get cold this time, note that it's in a microwavable crock.
Batman: Croc? Alfred you're beautiful!
Alfred: Imagine if I got around to telling him about the salad.

The most badass Batman line ever.

[LIGHTS]

Joker: That was fast! So... What gave it away?
Batman: An order of 501 whoopie cushions to the fun house in an abandoned theme park.
Joker: I knew I should've ordered only 500!