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    Deer Sir,

    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

    Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

    Sinseerly,

    Peggy May Starlings

    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.


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    Default Qualified Secretary

    Ah yes, the qualified secretary. Amusing. This may be a dumb question, but is there anything real about the story, such as her name, or the resume (doubtful about those...you know), or is this just a story with an unrelated picture? I'm not a great judge of age, but she seems a bit young for such "work".

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    Default Give the girl a job

    Give the Girl a job, but make sure its customer facing and via a web cam

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    ...so, was her last job holding up trees?

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    I think the tree is actually holding her up.
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    I can't see well enough any "tells" that would point to that being a photoshopped image, but there seems to be something inhumanly wrong with her proportions.
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    Default What Tree

    Quote Originally Posted by dhama
    ...so, was her last job holding up trees?

    Tree ???.. I can not see a tree....

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    Quote Originally Posted by staticon
    I think the tree is actually holding her up.
    LOL!
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    I'm not surprised if all of it was true.

    A classmate in college a couple of years ago typed exactly like that. Not only typed like that, but typed like that for important coursework that was to be handed in to the exam board people.

    She constantly asked me to read through her work, it annoyed the hell out of me. Her work was littered with 'u' meaning 'you' and other 'txt spk' styles of writing.

    When I asked her to take a little more time with spelling (and grammer), she turned to me, made a huge grin, and said she's dyslexic.

    Point being? I'm dyslexic! Doesn't make me type like a monkey (or even an infinite amount of them ).

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    Default In another life

    I was an assistant manager at a market research place (the annoying people in the mall with clipboards that ask you dumb questions). Since the written word was important, as it was our interviewers writing down everything, spelling was kind of important. The first thing I did was go through the stack of applications my boss had on her desk and pulled out all the ones from the current staff. Everything was fine until I went to this one where his hobbies included: Palystaton, and Palystaton 2. Alright so the fact that I work for a game company tells you I am a gamer, so I was able to figure out what he meant, but I was most shocked by the next hobby: raping.

    Just so you know there is a huge difference between raping and rapping.

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    I think the fact that there is a difference between raping and rapping is actually an opinion not really a fact!!
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