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    I found this at another forum I frequent...
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    New word for the day - "Fanquevallemud"

    It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...Read aloud for best results.

    The following is a telephone exchange between ahotel guest and
    room-service at a hotel in Asia.....

    Room Service(RS): "Moling! loom sirfesee"
    Guest(G): "Yes......"
    (RS): "Dju witch true odor somefing??"
    (G): "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
    (RS): "How July it done peace?"
    (G): "What??"
    (RS): "How July it done?... Fi, boy?"
    (G): "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
    (RS): "Howbow bkan?"
    (G): "Crisp will be fine."
    (RS): "O light. An some DOS?"
    (G): "What?"
    (RS): "Dosee. July some DOS?"
    (G): "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Door-C' means."
    (RS): "Mmm...............Toes! toes!..."
    (G): "O, you mean Toasts!....No, do you havesomething else?"
    (RS): "Howbow ink-ga-nutsu mudfun?"
    (G): "English muffin!! I've got it! Yes, an Englishmuffin will befine."
    (RS): "Copy?"
    (G): "Sorry?"
    (RS): "Copy...Mill...all T?"
    (G): "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
    (RS): "O light. Seeangle ache, quits P bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy..wite??"
    G): "Well....Whatever you say"
    (RS): "Fanquevallemud!"
    (G): "You're welcome"

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    Ha, dos vette gude

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    Eyemungry. Skweet.

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    Wink or as I heard it....

    Its amazing how much that has changed since it first appeared in the 'Far East Economic Review'!

    Heres the original transcript:

    Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

    Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

    RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

    G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

    RS: "Ow July den?"

    G: "What??"

    RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

    G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

    RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

    G: "Crisp will be fine."

    RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

    G: "What?"

    RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

    G: "I don't think so"

    RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

    G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes 'means."

    RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

    G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
    Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

    RS: "We bother?"

    G: "No, just put the bother on the side."

    RS: "Wad?"

    G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

    RS: "Copy?"

    G: "Sorry?"

    RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

    G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

    RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy,
    singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

    G: "Whatever you say"

    RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

    G: "You're welcome"
    Last edited by DaveJ; 08-09-2003 at 12:04 AM.

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