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Old 11-22-2011, 02:29 PM
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The fact that IGN/gamespot or someone gave Zelda: Skyrim Sword a 7.5 and complained it was "Generic zelda, nothing new" when they give of *** gay ass bumhole wankstain 3 a *** 9.5 or so.

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Old 11-23-2011, 07:42 AM
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^ Agreed. By the way, this.
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Old 12-03-2011, 08:27 AM
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I can't seem to get this phenomenal scene out of my head after watching Troll (1986).
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Old 12-04-2011, 05:08 PM
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Brows Held High's review of A Serbian Film.. This man is amazingly funny.
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Old 12-23-2011, 05:17 AM
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Dara Briain - I Love Video Games
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:48 PM
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That was fantastic. Seems rather genuine too, going by the GTA bit.
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Old 12-28-2011, 05:37 AM
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Mr. Plinkett's review of Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Also, his review of Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
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Old 02-01-2012, 05:21 AM
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The Gamestop Rant
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Old 02-01-2012, 08:40 AM
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This is extremely coincidental, seeing I was going to apply to work at gamestop around May.

All of what he's saying is true... but I think I got extremely lucky with the gamestop by me. The manager isn't a beggar about pre ordering crap and he actually gives out bonuses to my bro and I. When I went to trade in 2 games (Halo: Reach and something else... I forget) he added 20% more for my trade ins. (Not entirely sure why) Didn't have to pay for anything that day!

Also, I wasn't able to pre order Uncharted 3... so I bought it a week afterwards it released at the same gamestop. The manager actually gave me the pre order bonuses without pre ordering a week before!

I guess it all comes down to the people working there.
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:39 PM
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Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization

Nail => Head. Listen to the audio version!
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Old 02-08-2012, 04:38 PM
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How to report the news.
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:06 PM
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For those of you that plan on paying to watch The Phantom Menace in 3D, be sure to watch it with Mr. Plinkett's commentary on your ipod/mp3 player. Or you can just stay at home and save up for a better movie. Like Prometheus or something. Still, listen to the commentary, it's fantastic.

Red Letter Media must be one of the funniest things I've ever come across on the internet.
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LOL, at first glance I thought the title said "What recently made you so hard that you cried?"
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Old 02-16-2012, 09:03 PM
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Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days - Welcome to Shanghai trailer (Japanese version)

Maybe not that funny but listening to the Japanese voice-overs is quite... interesting
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Old 02-23-2012, 01:47 AM
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The Greatest Soldier
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Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days - Welcome to Shanghai trailer (Japanese version)

Maybe not that funny but listening to the Japanese voice-overs is quite... interesting
Hahaha, the "KAAAAAAUNE!" at 0:10 instantly got me.
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Old 02-23-2012, 07:58 PM
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The Angry Tree.

I found this many, many years ago on a website called starterupsteve.com but it seems to be down now. Shame.
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Old 03-01-2012, 03:48 PM
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World War II Cup

This sketch is from a Belgian comedy show I used to watch as a teenager back in the 90's called 'Buiten de Zone' (literal translation: 'Out of the Zone'). It featured all sorts of crazy parodies and it's obviously a lot funnier when you understand Dutch, but for now this clip is the only version I could find... Still, I hope you can enjoy it.
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Oh yeah, I laughed and then I cried myself to sleep.
We need K&L 3
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:53 PM
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Yes, we do I don't even know with what to fill the void this year. I've got nothing new to play until the end of the year.
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Mass Effect 3 was made with the same attidude I used for high school graphic design courses (warning, major Mass Effect 3 spoilers to follow):



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Old 03-10-2012, 04:33 AM
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Angry Joe's Street Fighter X Tekken Rant

Funny guy Not so funny is what's being exposed... Even more ed up is that Youtube accounts got banned and that facebook comments got deleted. I honestly feel bad for fans of the genre that got duped by Scamcom. Again.
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Old 03-28-2012, 11:09 AM
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The second paragraph is hilarious.

Sorry if that's cruel to laugh at, but I really couldn't help it. The rest of the article is rather disturbing, though.
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Old 03-29-2012, 12:30 AM
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Cruel or not, that is pretty funny.
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