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07-15-2010, 08:25 PM
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PATIENT INTERVIEWS (created by me)
im a pretty good writer so I decided to make a thread of patient interviews i made up for some of the other villains. There will be 3 each. (They are short)
The villains are: The Mad Hatter  Bane Great White Shark Firefly Ventriloquist and Scarface Two Face Tweedledee and Tweedledum and finally.... HUMPTY DUMPTY!!!  Here's Mad hatter #1: Dr. Whistler: Patient interview 1. Patient's name is Jervis Tetch AKA the Mad Hatter.This is my first interview with him after he was readmitted last week after an...incident with poisoned tea.....and..uh....bunnies. I don't want to go into details. Hello Jervis....how are you? Mad Hatter: Just fine, doctor. May I have some tea? Dr. W: No, we dont have tea. The water cooler is fown the hall. The guards can-- Hatter: WHAT? NO TEA? What kind of ludricrous establishment do you run here? *Sigh* Okay...since you bufoons wont give me my tea...what do you want, Doctor? Dr. W: I'd like to know more about your fixation on this character from Alice in Wonderland. Hatter: Fixation? Why Doctor, I believe you misunderstand. I [B]am[B] the Mad Hatter. He is me. Dr. W: That's not possible, Jervis. The Mad Hatter isn't real. All he is is a figment of Lewis Carroll's imagination that has manifested itself into your subconscious. Hatter: Ah, Lewis Carroll. A man after my own heart. Dr. W: You do know that he was a pedophile, right? He raped and took naked pictures of small girls to hang on his walls. Hatter: Of course I do, Doctor. That's why. Guard: All right, pervert. Back to your cell. *grabs him* Hatter:.Unhand me! *reaches into hat* Guard: Oh no...He's got a revolve--- *blam* Other Guard: Harry! Hatter: Im late. Im late. Im late. Im late. <end> Like it? Bane 1 coming soon! 
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07-15-2010, 08:45 PM
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That was actually pretty cool.BUT DAMN YOU,all I could read on the "last post" section was "NEW PATIENT INTERVIEWS",I couldn't see "(created by me)" until I actually entered the forums and I thought this was eiher single player dlc or more news about Arkham City.(not official title,of course)
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07-15-2010, 09:50 PM
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i liked it, but i don't think he could have snuck in a gun, still can't wait for more
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07-15-2010, 11:44 PM
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you're good...keep going!
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07-16-2010, 01:35 AM
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07-16-2010, 01:53 AM
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07-16-2010, 05:16 AM
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Wasn't there a Batman novel (graphic or otherwise) where he had to deal with a child abuser, I read somewhere that there was. Back on topic though, great patient interveiw, can't wait to read the others
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07-16-2010, 06:13 AM
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Dang! I thought this was news
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07-16-2010, 06:31 AM
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07-16-2010, 06:45 AM
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As for Bane, I can't wait to hear that. Remember Dr. Young masterminded that whole operation with him, so the interview would be secret. Nobody else knew that Bane was in Arkham, so remember that Dr. Young has to mention that the interview is secret. Can you also do some interview tapes for people like Mr. Freeze and Clay Face? Last edited by martian1127; 07-16-2010 at 06:50 AM.
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07-16-2010, 08:05 AM
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[QUOTE=Robin114330;1450340]i liked it, but i don't think he could have snuck in a gun QUOTE]
If harley quinn could sneak in a gun to Joker during one of their interviews (one of harley's) then the mad hatter could sneak in a gun.
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07-16-2010, 08:22 AM
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Why would there be a Bane interview? He doesnt go the the Asylum
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07-16-2010, 08:22 AM
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Fan Made content goes in the off topic forum, people need to stop making their threads in the general forum just to get them noticed; next one to do this will just be locked.
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07-16-2010, 02:13 PM
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07-16-2010, 07:19 PM
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heh heh...sorry about that with nthe making them in general....
ANYWAYZ.... i considered deleting the line about Carroll (i left it on for some weird reason) yeah ill add freeze and clayface new installments every night ok... heres banes (next post)
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07-16-2010, 08:01 PM
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Dr. Young: Patient interview 1. Patient's name unknown alias Bane. I risk much
recording this interview. Surely i would be fired if Warden Sharp found out I was experimenting with Venom. I have chosen Bane as my test subject for the Venom tests due to his past experience with the drug. I do not know much about him, however I do not believe he is insane. Hello, Bane. Bane: What do you want from me, broad? Dr. Y: I want you to participate in one of my stud-- Bane: Yeah, yeah, I know. You wanna pump me full of Venom and watch the results for your little science fair. You know what the results will be? I'll break through your little chains and ram your head into a wall,you little prick. Dr. Y: We'll take care of your anger issues later, Bane. Bane I got a reason to be angry,  *.Dr. Y: Really? Tell me. Bane: My father killed a man in a gunfight. He committed suicide in prison, so I was born to serve the bastard's sentence. He left me to rot in a dark hole when I was a child, small and insecure. My only friend was my teddy bear, Ositio. Dr. Y: God, that's horrible. I'm sorry. Bane: Sure you are. You're having a field day with all this childhood trauma stuff. Anyway, I spent the years perfecting my body and my mind, exercising and reading works of military strategy to better my tactical skills. Dr. Y: I didn't know you were such an intellectual. Bane: Looks can be deceiving. But you know that all too well, don't you? Dr. Y: What are you talking about? Bane: Don't try to cover it up. I know what you're trying to do. What you're planning with me. More experiments. More experiments that will lead nowhere. Only to my escape. And you'll have no guards to protect you down here. So go ahead and torture me. Do what you want. Just know I'll get you. You, then the Bat. Then all of Gotham will fall under Bane once again. Dr. Y *turning to leave* I can't take this anymore. I'm going back to my office. Bane Adios, bruja. <end> Thanks. Great White Shark up next! 
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07-16-2010, 08:09 PM
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Holy crap,that was badass!I never read any comics with Bane,but now I'm pretty sure I know exactly what his personality is.Really amazing talent Batter.
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07-16-2010, 08:52 PM
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i thought i was really good and i can't wait for more, but u seem to be story telling a little bit, which is good, but i don't think he would do that if he knew he was being kept there, but i liked it how he was bragging that he was going to get out and kill her
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07-17-2010, 05:10 AM
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thx mwkcope...means a lot comin from a veteran Batfan like u
you're right, Robin, its not like he'll be opening up to her... i missed the mark on tht one anyway... great white shark comin up tonight...gotta go get some info about him dont know much bye bye may your batarangs fly true
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07-17-2010, 08:04 AM
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I dont think that that's anything like Bane.
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07-17-2010, 08:53 AM
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07-17-2010, 08:56 AM
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07-17-2010, 06:24 PM
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I kinda had to fly through this one (wanted to get to bed early for a 9:00 game this morning, I was on the mound and got crushed 7-1) and mebbe didnt think it through as well as The Hatter's (I know him better). Still, thts a little harsh and even though I appreciate criticism, there's a fine line between criticism and harsh comments. Be lucky I'm not the type to be mad over stuff like this. it's fan fiction, not a novel. Lighten up and enjoy it!
Ya know what? If any of you think my work sucks... Write your own! If you say you know more than I do prove it instead of arguing! Make us all wonder at your work! Here's great white shark's. This was a challenge as the only Shark comic ive read is Gotham Underground, and tht only has a few pages about him. I mostly had to use the bios in the game and Wikipedia so it may be a bit offf. Feel free to correct!
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07-17-2010, 07:19 PM
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Dr. Cassidy: Patient interview 1. Patient's name is Warren White AKA The Great
White Shark. I really don't know much about him...but the guards said I should not go near him. I wonder why.... *Great White Shark enters* Oh! Dear Lord! What... what..are you? Great White Shark: I'm The Great White Shark. Who do I look like to you, lady? Santa Claus? Dr. C Oh...uh...it's just... I wasn't expecting... G W Shark: I know. No one does. Dr. C: Well, let's...get started then. My files say you were once a financial broker who embezzled millions from your company's pension fund. Why? G W Shark: I needed cash fast. The morons didn't have a secure pension plan, so it was pretty easy to hack the system and fool the dumb bastards. Dr. C: You did get caught, though. G W Shark: Yeah. Somehow they were able to trace the "payments" back to me. Dr. C: It says here you filed for the insanity plea. G W Shark: Figured the nuthouse would be cozier than the state pen. Easier life, faster release. I was dead wrong. The judge knew what I'd be going through once I got to Arkham, so he accepted, the filthy son of a *.Dr. C: So...how'd you get the... G W Shark Teeth? Face? Got locked in Freeze's cell during a prison riot. Nose and lips froze off and my skin turned white. Only got outta there alive courtesy of the guards. Dr. C: I'm sorry about that. G W Shark: Don't be. I never would have made it out there in the mob world without a fear factor. Once I get outta here, I'll rule the streets. Dr. C: What are you talking about? Your stay here is indefinite. We-- G W Shark: Why do you think I was talking to you so long? In a locked room. Dr. C: What does that have to do with-- G W Shark: Well, if I have a hostage, they'll have to let me go, won't they? Dr. C: Oh no...No. No! NO! G W Shark: *bares toothy smile* <end> Clayface up next! Stay tuned, mis amigos! 
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I wonder where Batman keeps his Batarangs. Probable not in his utility belt. They might cut off something important.
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