PATIENT INTERVIEWS (created by me)
im a pretty good writer so I decided to make a thread of patient interviews i made up for some of the other villains. There will be 3 each. (They are short)
The villains are:
The Mad Hatter
Great White Shark
Ventriloquist and Scarface
Tweedledee and Tweedledum
Here's Mad hatter #1:
Dr. Whistler: Patient interview 1. Patient's name is Jervis Tetch AKA the Mad
Hatter.This is my first interview with him after he was readmitted last week after
an...incident with poisoned tea.....and..uh....bunnies. I don't want to go into details.
Hello Jervis....how are you?
Mad Hatter: Just fine, doctor. May I have some tea?
Dr. W: No, we dont have tea. The water cooler is fown the hall. The guards can--
Hatter: WHAT? NO TEA? What kind of ludricrous establishment do you run here?
*Sigh* Okay...since you bufoons wont give me my tea...what do you want, Doctor?
Dr. W: I'd like to know more about your fixation on this character from Alice in
Hatter: Fixation? Why Doctor, I believe you misunderstand. I [B]am[B] the Mad
Hatter. He is me.
Dr. W: That's not possible, Jervis. The Mad Hatter isn't real. All he is is a figment of
Lewis Carroll's imagination that has manifested itself into your subconscious.
Hatter: Ah, Lewis Carroll. A man after my own heart.
Dr. W: You do know that he was a pedophile, right? He raped and took naked
pictures of small girls to hang on his walls.
Hatter: Of course I do, Doctor. That's why.
Guard: All right, pervert. Back to your cell. *grabs him*
Hatter:.Unhand me! *reaches into hat*
Guard: Oh no...He's got a revolve--- *blam*
Other Guard: Harry!
Hatter: Im late. Im late. Im late. Im
Like it? Bane 1 coming soon!
I wonder where Batman keeps his Batarangs. Probable not in his utility belt. They might cut off something important.