PATIENT INTERVIEWS (created by me)

[The_Mad_Batter]

im a pretty good writer so I decided to make a thread of patient interviews i made up for some of the other villains. There will be 3 each. (They are short)

The villains are:

The Mad Hatter

Bane

Great White Shark

Firefly

Ventriloquist and Scarface

Two Face

Tweedledee and Tweedledum

and finally....


HUMPTY DUMPTY!!!



Here's Mad hatter #1:






Dr. Whistler: Patient interview 1. Patient's name is Jervis Tetch AKA the Mad

Hatter.This is my first interview with him after he was readmitted last week after

an...incident with poisoned tea.....and..uh....bunnies. I don't want to go into details.

Hello Jervis....how are you?

Mad Hatter: Just fine, doctor. May I have some tea?

Dr. W: No, we dont have tea. The water cooler is fown the hall. The guards can--

Hatter: WHAT? NO TEA? What kind of ludricrous establishment do you run here?

*Sigh* Okay...since you bufoons wont give me my tea...what do you want, Doctor?

Dr. W: I'd like to know more about your fixation on this character from Alice in

Wonderland.

Hatter: Fixation? Why Doctor, I believe you misunderstand. I [B]am[B] the Mad

Hatter. He is me.

Dr. W: That's not possible, Jervis. The Mad Hatter isn't real. All he is is a figment of

Lewis Carroll's imagination that has manifested itself into your subconscious.

Hatter: Ah, Lewis Carroll. A man after my own heart.

Dr. W: You do know that he was a pedophile, right? He raped and took naked

pictures of small girls to hang on his walls.

Hatter: Of course I do, Doctor. That's why.

Guard: All right, pervert. Back to your cell. *grabs him*

Hatter:.Unhand me! *reaches into hat*

Guard: Oh no...He's got a revolve--- *blam*

Other Guard: Harry!

Hatter: Im late. Im late. Im late. Im

late.



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Like it? Bane 1 coming soon!