Batman: Arkham Asylum. Whats The Worst That Could Happen?

NoMoarDedCawpz · #1 07-13-2009, 12:04 AM

(just for laughs).
I'll go first:

*Killer Moth is seen in a cutscene, flying into a giant lightbulb...and thats it.

*You need to find the 'Clown Repellent Bat Spray' to defeat the Joker at the end.

*Two-Face, Catwoman and Scarecrow only appear as action figures in one of the cell's.

*There is a button in the game labelled 'Don't Push'. Pushing this button will end the game, and erase all saved data.

*Log onto any computer, press the 'M' icon and you will be able to browse the Myspace of each inmate(Though Harley's is set to private

).

**The Hylden** · #2 07-13-2009, 12:15 AM

The worst that could happen... Hm, let me think....

I insert the disk. it comes up on screen telling me it's loading content. After 10 straight hours, suddenly it locks. I can't gain control. I restart my computer. The computer restarts, but then blue-screens to death. This happens over and over for 20 more times until finally, after I've payed with my credit card 40+ bucks to whomever for tech support, the game finally installs. I think all is great. However, once installed, it never loads, and when I think it's about to, my computer blows up. All I am left with are ashes of my former computer glory, and the fire catches to the surrounding house. Now, I have nothing but my car, but the flame spreads to a nearby tree, burning its base. The next thing I know is, the three's base disintegrates and the tree, burning, mind, falls into my car. It blows up. I have nothing but my few remaining moneys in my bank. I call my insurance, but they won't cover it because it's deemed in the fire that too many wires were connected in one outlet, meaning it's my fault. I have no money in my account, which is now consumed by the errant student loans. Oh, it could get worse from here, but my family is not something I will post about here. So, there you have it: the worst it can get.... Without being the worst that will devour you completely, like family deaths, your own torture, theirs, etc...

edit: that's not including my own family turned into mindless slaves of joker and sent to torture me endlessly, for weeks, until finally my last breath, for buying the game...

NoMoarDedCawpz · #3 07-13-2009, 12:19 AM

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batfan08 · #4 07-13-2009, 12:37 AM

I die at 11:59 p.m. on august 24,2009.

HeartlessSystem · #5 07-13-2009, 02:22 AM

batman decides to act like adam west...
oh the horror

**chip5541** · #6 07-13-2009, 04:45 AM

Open case to put game in my PS3 and find it has a 360 disc!!!

evilmajikman · #7 07-13-2009, 04:51 AM

1. Case of Terminator Salvation (play the game for 2 hours and thats it)
2. Case of Superman 64 (Hella glitchy, and if you do get far, you fall through a floor)
3. Case of Megaman X7 (Platforming + awful camera = frustration)
4. Case of Batman & Robin (the goons make Batman look like a wimp)

skylerolson · #8 07-13-2009, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by chip5541

Open case to put game in my PS3 and find it has a 360 disc!!!

That happened to me the other day, except it was for Terminator Salvation for PS3!

Nightwing · #9 07-13-2009, 06:12 AM

The intro has all the darkness and grittyness of Batman, until suddenly Batman starts to dance.

The words "pow" "zap" and "zork!" appear in flashy bubbles when you're using the freeflow combat system.

If either of those happen, I will come for you Sefton!

darrinwright · #10 07-13-2009, 07:02 AM

It turns out like Superman Returns did.

Zombie-Gamer · #11 07-13-2009, 07:07 AM

they re-name it Batman: Dark Tomorrow 2

Ensanguined Walls · #12 07-13-2009, 07:37 AM

What's the worst that could happen?

Everyone is assassinated at Eidos and Rocksteady before the final copies are distributed.

MCREF · #13 07-13-2009, 07:42 AM

Selina Kyle calls and asks Bruce if he wants to do something with her the same night. So then the question becomes: finish the story or get busy with Catwoman?

artyfin · #14 07-13-2009, 07:55 AM

Eidos announce that they're canning the game.

VXR · #15 07-13-2009, 07:59 AM

The Joker shows up and takes control of my PS3.

sprays jason todd with Joker gas; but it has an allergic reation to it.

and he poops himself.

while it isnt the worst case for MY situation. .... it would be amusing.

and jason wouldnt enjoy it........... or would he ?

artyfin · #16 07-13-2009, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by VXR

The Joker shows up and takes control of my PS3.

sprays jason todd with Joker gas; but it has an allergic reation to it.

and he poops himself.

while it isnt the worst case for MY situation. .... it would be amusing.

and jason wouldnt enjoy it........... or would he ?

I didn't know you were a PS3 player... awesome!

We'll have to have challenge room comps to see who can get the highest score! :P

KillerCroc · #17 07-13-2009, 08:05 AM

I bet I will...but anyways the worst that could happen...Keir shows up in the game!

Kidding...maybe.

gaiking2003 · #18 07-13-2009, 08:16 AM

to get the game after all the delays ,moan about demes and all the rest of it
to find the games turned out it the worst game you ever played

Goodmangamerguy · #19 07-13-2009, 08:18 AM

They push the date back to April Fools when you realize all of it is a lie! You won't be playing Batman or Bruce Wayne or The Joker; you shall be playing Lara Croft in high res titulation....I mean, demonstration....quality!

WallaMalla · #20 07-13-2009, 08:21 AM

You beat The Joker, and then suddenly the final boss appears... Amy Whinehouse. Batman poops on himself in fear and runs like a madman along with The Joker out of the asylum. You hear terrible screams and noises and all the other inmates are dead. DC Comics thought it was a good idea and brought it in the canon storyline of the comics. And then aliens would invade the Earth and all mankind would be destroyed.

Game Weasel · #21 07-13-2009, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MCREF

Selina Kyle calls and asks Bruce if he wants to do something with her the same night. So then the question becomes: finish the story or get busy with Catwoman?

That doesn't sound like a bad thing at all!! That doesn't even sound like something there should be any debate over!

Personally for me, the worst thing would be characters behaving distinctly out of character. Nevermind the game play, if the characters don't act like themselves the entire mood of the game would be soiled.