LOL Blackadder Goes Forth!! :D I love that episode.

Firstly- did you have a childhood or just ignor the entire tranformers phenomenon

secondly i wanted to post this

George: I love good old Chaplin, don't you Cap?

Blackadder: Unfortunately, no, George. I find his films as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering there's a gas bill tied to it!

George: What do you think of Chaplin, Baldrick?

Baldrick: I find him as funny as a vegetable that's grown into a rude and amusing shape!

Blackadder: So you agree with me then. Not very funny.

DW

George: Oh, sir, if we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?

Blackadder: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump up 250 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.

Blackadder: You got whammed last night and you forgot to send the message didn't you?!

George: Well not whammed, just a little tiddly.... yes, yes... whammed

Bauldrick: I think i can explain sir.

Blackadder: Can you Bauldrick...?

Bauldrick: ...No Sir...

Blackadder: I thought not. As you both know i'm not a religous man, but hence forth i shall pray nightly to the God that killed Cain and squashed Samson, that he comes out of retirement and gets back into practice on the pair of you!

*Ring Ring*

Blackadder: Hello? The Somme baths, no running Jumping or peeing in the shallow end. Oh hello Captain Darling..... Whats that? You need 2 volunteers for a trip to 'No Man's Land' codename: Operation Certain Death... I have Just the 2 people for you

*Hangs up*

Blackadder: God is very quick these days, isn't he!

LOL oh man i can't believe i remembred that entire scene off my head :D

[Blackadder is informed that a German spy is stealing battle plans] General Melchett: You look surprised, Blackadder.
Captain Blackadder: I certainly am, sir. I didn't realise we had any battle plans.

General Melchett: Well, of course we have! How else do you think the battles are directed?

Captain Blackadder: Our battles are directed, sir?

General Melchett: Well, of course they are, Blackadder, directed according to the Grand Plan.

Captain Blackadder: Would that be the plan to continue with total slaughter until everyone's dead except Field Marshal Haig, Lady Haig and their tortoise, Alan?

General Melchett: Great Scott! Even you know it!

George and General Melchett: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream. Belts off. Trousers down. Isn't life a scream. Whey!

DW

[After Baldrick's Charlie Chaplin impersonation.]
Captain Blackadder: Yes... take down a telegram, Bob. To Mr. Charlie Chaplin, Sennet Studios, Hollywood, California. Congrats stop. Have found only person in world less funny than you stop. Name Baldrick stop. Signed E. Blackadder stop. Oh, and put a P.S.: please, please, please stop.

(Some time later)

Captain Darling: We received a telegram from Mr Chaplin himself at Sennet Studios: Twice nightly filming of my films in trenches: excellent idea stop. But must insist that E. Blackadder be projectionist stop. P.S. Don't let him ever... stop.

*During an Air Raid*

Blackadder: Hello, i'd like to leave a message for the leader of the Royal Flying Corps please. General Sir Hugh Massingbird Massingbird VDFC in Bath. Message reads; "Where are you? You *******?!"

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Captain Blackadder: I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the s*** kicked out of me.

This one's from Blackadder III:

George: "I want to look my best for those saucy French birds!"

Blackadder: "Your Highness, the type of woman that is currently doing well are toothless, cackling old crones."

George: "Bah, they're just playing hard to get."

Blackadder: "By removing all their teeth, going mad and ageing forty years, sir?"

Blackadder II

Blackadder: It is said that the civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that by learned discourse, he may rise above the savage, and be closer to God. Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total ****head to remind me that I'm best.

Baldrick... is it just me, or are the words 'I Have A Cunning Plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence toward this conversation?

Blackadder III from Dish and Dishonesty (you know te episode where they put Baldrick up as a member of parliament)

George:
I say, Blackadder, what a ghastly squit! He's not going to win, is he?

Edmund:
No, sir, because firstly, we shall fight this campaign on issues, not personalities. Secondly, we will be the only fresh thing on the menu. And thirdly, of course, we'll cheat.

[On the new plan to win the war]

General Melchett: There is, however, one small problem.

Captain Blackadder: That everyone always gets slaughtered in the first ten seconds?

General Melchett: That's right. And Field Marshall Haig is worried that this may be depressing the men attached. So he's looking for a way to cheer them up.

Captain Blackadder: Well his resignation and suicide might be a good way.

General Melchett: Interesting thought. Make a note, Darling.

anyone know the exact quote for cunning? It's been making my head hurt thinking about it.

As cunning as a fox that has been to cunning school.

DW

Bladders (have they done the whole series on DVD?)
 

Did they ever work out how Baldrick got so much custard out of such a small cat? :D

well I know that bit. That's only the start of it tho! does anyone know the entire quote?

"As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University"

I'm sure there is a longer version than this which entails the fore mentioned professor fox getting a licence to be cunning but for the life of me I can not find it.

Found it!!!

Baldrick "I have a cunning plan."

Blackadder "Is it as cunning as a fox that used to be the Oxford Professor of Cunning but has since moved on to serve the UN as International Head of the Department of Cunning Planning?"

Baldrick "Yes."

Blackadder "That's cunning."

yay! that's the one!


:D :D

Actually i think the roles are the other way round but apart from that it's correct