3 word story

[brauny]

ok so i was checkin ou the Kane and lynch 2 forum (love their color style) and i saw a thread that was like this and it was pretty funny. We make a story but each member can only post 3 words at a time
EX:
first user: me and brauny
next user: were playing with
next user: some firecrackers in
Next user: the nurse's office

OK SO I'll BEGIN:

RICO RODRIGUEZ WAS

[Ketchupman95]

jumping off a

[polimerjones]

cow with BIG

[Colonel Earnel]

feet when an

[brauny]

octopus with wings

[Colonel Earnel]

which was scorpion-shaped

[brauny]

took ricos dualhook

[Colonel Earnel]

and ate it

[Apocalyptic Fish]

And Rico said:

[Colonel Earnel]

"What The ****?!?!?"

[brauny]

The octopus said

[texkid4]

"me like hooks"

[Poor Bison]

But then suddenly...

[texkid4]

up chucked the...

[polimerjones]

hook, by punching

[matthew]

it in the

[slayer925]

gut which made

[Dedimes]

Rico super lol.

[kaidos]

so then he

[Poor Bison]

decided to take

[Tramp of Panau]

a giant cat

[Poor Bison]

and convinced it

[polimerjones]

then unconvinced it

[Poor Bison]

due to a

[The Doogle Boy]

magical ability to

[FIN-S]

Obtain triple hook

[Hrc_Cro]

colored in pink

[Tramp of Panau]

due to chickens

[A WHOLE COW]

ordering from kfc

[TamaterHater]

and taco bell

[A WHOLE COW]

then the chickens

[Ketchupman95]

lay diced eggs

[A WHOLE COW]

and played some

[HHDnBKing!]

Producing Chicken Popcorn

[hotduk]

then fell asleep.

[JAGeng]

in the meanwhile

[A WHOLE COW]

rico gave birth

[yellow submachine gun]

to a whale

[DASSSSS]

that flew away

[Sadistic_Sandbox_Player]

in search of

[Enzoforce]

the quatriple hook

[Sadistic_Sandbox_Player]

but instead she

[A WHOLE COW]

saw chuck norris

[Enzoforce]

and was like :eek:

[Enzoforce]

find Tom Sheldon

we're on page 2, not 1...

[A WHOLE COW]

oh he ruined it :(

[Sadistic_Sandbox_Player]

The thread served it's purpose already, and t was making Rico give birth to a whale :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[A WHOLE COW]

lol i will always miss that flying whale hope to see him in the game :D

[A WHOLE COW]

we should do a new one of these :)

[brauny]

im suprised it got so many responses, most of which didnt follow the story at all and ruined it but still a lot of responses

[A WHOLE COW]

its because its fun and people can make up some pretty funny stories

[texkid4]

we need like chip to keep constant notice on one of these "3 word stories" thread, so he can delete any replies that would mess up the story.

im sure chip would not want to do that though, haha

[brauny]

he hasnt been on in a while. i think he got tired of us lol. do mods get paid to do that stuff?

[younas456]

haha i came in to play and you talk :p hahaha 3 words ! XD

[matthew]

lets start agian

[matthew]

rico was playing

[HHDnBKing!]

with himself but

[matthew]

his dad came

[brauny]

into the room.

[HHDnBKing!]

and joined Rico

[matthew]

but a gient

[brauny]

with a confetti-shotgun

[HHDnBKing!]

Saw Rico & Dad

[brauny]

and gave them

[matthew]

a lolly pop

[HHDnBKing!]

to suck aswell

[matthew]

but a nuther

[Jerion]

(This is off topic, don't let me mess up the story!)

he hasnt been on in a while. i think he got tired of us lol. do mods get paid to do that stuff?

No, we don't get paid for anything. We get free swag for doing the job but we're volunteers.

[matthew]

hay what was that for

[matthew]

re start

[matthew]

rico fell off

[matthew]

a cliff and

[TamaterHater]

landed on OMEGAJETBOAT





(OMEGAJETBOAT is what I consider 1 word by me)

[texkid4]

then slowly slid

[Movura]

down a waterfall

[cad95]

into a turd

[TamaterHater]

That smells like

[Movura]

teenage spirit. however

[cad95]

vomiting cheese nuggets

[JAGeng]

out the window

[thegreatODEN]

on someone's head

[A WHOLE COW]

then the turd

[Colonel Earnel]

turned into an

[jhonny cage]

heavy snowstorm

[Forsinain42]

which became exponentially

[Hrc_Cro]

much bigger than

[The Doogle Boy]

Rico Rodriguez's ego.

[roozer93]

Rico has a

[A WHOLE COW]

flying whale baby

[Hrc_Cro]

that he stole

[HHDnBKing!]

From Sea World

[Enzoforce]

with MyColdMan's little

[A WHOLE COW]

car which was

[Hrc_Cro]

painted in pink

[HHDnBKing!]

Driven by Tom

[BuxGunny]

when suddenly sombody

[Tramp of Panau]

ate a worm

[BuxGunny]

and spicy peppers

[A WHOLE COW]

when chuck norris

[texkid4]

came out of

[roozer93]

the closet and

[texkid4]

anounced that he

[Hrc_Cro]

was doing bad

[HHDnBKing!]

as he had

[Hrc_Cro]

a bad night

[HHDnBKing!]

By doing a

[brauny]

dumb kids birthday

[Hrc_Cro]

parties all night

[HHDnBKing!]

to find that

[Seventy49]

grammer is important

[Poor Bison]

but not really

[texkid4]

cus he doesnt

[Poor Bison]

particularly enjoy being

[brauny]

a losing loser

[Poor Bison]

except sometimes he

[texkid4]

sucked his thumb.

[Movura]

in Panau Island

[Poor Bison]

before departing to

[texkid4]

puerto rico, where

[Poor Bison]

he found love

[brauny]

with a wild-thing

[texkid4]

named douglas, and

[slayer925]

he shot it

[texkid4]

with a dual

[matthew]

hook and had

[JAGeng]

a bad infection

[skater150]

consisting of Anathema

[Che_Guevara]

and rico found

[The Doogle Boy]

a sweaty sock

[Che_Guevara]

that speaks spanish

[Poor Bison]

but only when

[Che_Guevara]

it says "¿Que?"

(thats spanish for What?)

[Apocalyptic Fish]

como por desayuno?

(Did you eat for breakfast?)

xD

[slayer925]

he then found

[Che_Guevara]

Tostada con Queso

(toast with cheese)

[Hrc_Cro]

and frog legs

[HHDnBKing!]

Whilst having a

[roozer93]

small puma problem

[BuxGunny]

with popcorn explosions

[Che_Guevara]

and a broken

[texkid4]

right butt cheek.

[Che_Guevara]

so his left

[dills]

arm was then

[texkid4]

stuck to his

[dills]

head and then

[Che_Guevara]

he was dual-hooked

[dills]

in the foot

[Che_Guevara]

by Tom Sheldon.

[dills]

nooooooooooo he said

[Che_Guevara]

while the whale

[dills]

died and fell

[younas456]

down in some

[dills]

ones garden and

[younas456]

spitt out alot

[dills]

of acid and

[kaidos]

killed Jewish orphans

[thegreatODEN]

and midget orphans

[JAGeng]

wearing pink skirts

[Mr Chainsaw]

And holding RPG'S

[Che_Guevara]

On March 23

[deathlaroy]

when rocks pee

[Hotwire83]

and wales fly

[Che_Guevara]

and we play

[slayer925]

just cause 2

[Che_Guevara]

End of story!

[Hrc_Cro]

Best and happiest story ever,I think I'm gonna cry whaawhaa;(;(

[roozer93]

nice, :)

[younas456]

hahaha seriously laughing out loud:P

[Che_Guevara]

Let's start again.

Rico was hijacking

[Hrc_Cro]

a plane full

[texkid4]

of constipated camels

[younas456]

which was hooked

[dills]

onto a man

[Seventy49]

named albert einstein

[awesome_man]

who destroyed the

[slayer925]

pryamids of egypt

[skater150]

and nuked the

[JAGeng]

thanksgiving turkey leftovers

[slayer925]

before flying a

[Sam_Cro]

kite into sheldon's ass then...

[Che_Guevara]

Sheldon screamed OW


(Sam_Cro it's a 3 word story)

[younas456]

hello *eco* hello

[jhonny cage]

poop some c4

[BuxGunny]

and throw it

[Hrc_Cro]

to the Rico's

[Ketchupman95]

mother eating dragon

[JAGeng]

inside a cocoon

[BuxGunny]

next to Elvis

[Enzoforce]

but went off-topic

[Hrc_Cro]

and came back

[skater150]

to stories about

[slayer925]

just cause 2

[jhonny cage]

the best game-ever

[Seventy49]

across the universe

[JAGeng]

built by aliens

[skater150]

;ends justify means

:::YES!!!:::

[Che_Guevara]

Time for a new one!

Tom Sheldon stole...

[Enzoforce]

nothing, but they

[Hobodealer]

still told him...

[Che_Guevara]

That he shop-lifted

[Hobodealer]

a very rare

[BuxGunny]

Space Hotdog Jet

[Che_Guevara]

with George Lopez...

[Hrc_Cro]

driving it and

[Hobodealer]

crashing it into

[skater150]

a sky-scraper and

[Che_Guevara]

...and George said...

[kaidos]

I like men

[Che_Guevara]

...but he lied...

[skater150]

because he really

[cad95]

likes little chillens

[Che_Guevara]

..on NICK & NITE...

[BuxGunny]

with extra choco-eggs

[skater150]

with hot sauce

[Che_Guevara]

...called TEXAS PETE...

[skater150]

...SUNDAY and hates

[Che_Guevara]

...Rico's burrito farts...

[skater150]

killing tom sheldon

[Che_Guevara]

And Pandak Panay!

END OF STORY!

NEW ONE!

Somebody else should start though.

[skater150]

(hahaha good one ok mmmh mmmmmmmmmhh)

Rico Rodrigues was

[Che_Guevara]

...watching TV when...

[skater150]

he changed channels

[Che_Guevara]

...then a commercial...

[Sam_Cro]

For hair remover...

[Che_Guevara]

...showed Rico's hair...

[Sam_Cro]

Set on fire...

[Che_Guevara]

...like Micheal Jackson's...

[Sam_Cro]

Long lost fiddle...

[Che_Guevara]

...and moon-walking robot...

[Sam_Cro]

...and moon-walking robot...

out of gas...

[Che_Guevara]

...That exploded Panau's...

[Sam_Cro]

Many christmas trees...

[Che_Guevara]

...on snowy mountian-caps...

[Sam_Cro]

While reading the sunday comics... (More than three words!)

[Che_Guevara]

...with dumb people...

[Sam_Cro]

That smell fishy...

[Che_Guevara]

...because of sushi...

[Sam_Cro]

...because of sushi...

:lol: and the nintendo...

[skater150]

64 and wii

[Sam_Cro]

64 and wii

All smoked crack...

[Seventy49]

with charlies girlfriend

[skater150]

but charlie got

[Sam_Cro]

but charlie got

Shot in the face...

[skater150]

and he died

[Sam_Cro]

and he died

Then woke up...

[skater150]

and he wondered

[Sam_Cro]

Where's my doughnut?...

[skater150]

"There it is",...

[Sam_Cro]

In the couch...

[A WHOLE COW]

with rat poo

[BuxGunny]

in santa's private-stripclub

[Hobodealer]

New One...

The Red Flash...

[Che_Guevara]

...farted so Rico...

[skater150]

shot the flash

[Che_Guevara]

...in it's shoulder...

[Sam_Cro]

Than made pie...

[Che_Guevara]

...with it's blood...

[Sam_Cro]

...with it's blood...

sold to mycoldman... lol

[Che_Guevara]

...and U.S. got...

[Sam_Cro]

All 5 DLC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

[Che_Guevara]

New One.

Rico ate fried...

[Sam_Cro]

Peanut butter n banana...

[Che_Guevara]

...and got Gout...

(from Everybody Hates Chris)

[skater150]

and didnt die

[A WHOLE COW]

because super man

[Che_Guevara]

because super man

...cured the Gout...

[Sam_Cro]

With a spork...

[Che_Guevara]

With a spork...

...and a foon...

[brauny]

but then Rico

[A WHOLE COW]

had a crap

[Sam_Cro]

That killed him...

[Sam_Cro]

...and a foon...

:lol: Very good!

[deathlaroy]

because the F-22 RaptOr

[skater150]

(yeuh O) lol

...shot him down...

[younas456]

..then he re-spawned...

[Sam_Cro]

On a farm...

[SAS12]

where he saw

[skater150]

a gnarly cow

[A WHOLE COW]

which liked farting

[skater150]

on a-whole-cow

[SAS12]

thats when rico

[Sam_Cro]

Got bored then...

[A WHOLE COW]

played with himself

[jhonny cage]

then thread was demolished for irrelevant remarks

[BuxGunny]

and grapled a

[samsyer]

Big thing called...

[widowmaker488]

A summer sausage ;)

[ads_legend]

which he threw

[widowmaker488]

in the general's car..:whistle:

[jhonny cage]

then he shut up

[younas456]

but the ape

[widowmaker488]

jumped on his back.:eek:

[younas456]

The killing ape


EDIT: an oh isn't it a 3 WORD STORY ( 3 words per post ;))

[BuxGunny]

ate the summer-sausage

(EDIT: Summer-sausage is one word :D)

[deathlaroy]

then farted out

[widowmaker488]

A rocket launcher.:lmao:

[brauny]

made of bacon

[widowmaker488]

That Rico grabbed. :cool:

[jhonny cage]

then bison died:lmao:

[widowmaker488]

Rico had launch.:poke:

[AssassinsMassCasue]

(ed) into a pedestrian

[deathlaroy]

that killed Rico :O

[MuchDesertInSandboxGames]

So that he

[skater150]

flew to heaven

[Isulli]

with some jelly

[HHDnBKing!]

And Peanut Butter

[Isulli]

And started swearing

[HHDnBKing!]

Standing butt-naked

[thelaughingman00]

with his psychologist

[HHDnBKing!]

Dual-hooked to

[widowmaker488]

The Pearly Gates.:worship:

[HHDnBKing!]

Whilst surrounded by

[thelaughingman00]

giant lesbian fembots ..... yeah its a compound word...i think

[widowmaker488]

eating peanut butter:scratch:

[HHDnBKing!]

with some jelly

[Vip3rgt9]

theres a place for threads like this. its called the hangar. check it out cuz this isnt where this thread belongs

A bit hipocritical isn't it?

[HHDnBKing!]

Whilst ignoring ViperGt

[widowmaker488]

and watching Rico.:wave:

[skater150]

A bit hipocritical isn't it?

(Yah!!:rasp:)\


ignore HHDnBKing! too

[thelaughingman00]

watching top gear

[HHDnBKing!]

(Yah!!:rasp:)\


ignore HHDnBKing! too

Are you genuinely stupid? Firstly if your soo against this thread why be a part of it? Secondly many people try to ruin the 3 word story thread, so I said Whilst ignoring ViperGT to keep it flowing, jeeze use your brain before making stupid comments! :mad2:

[thelaughingman00]

cleaning his gun


just ignore HHDnBKing! and vipergt they just wanna go at it which is fine

[brauny]

LEEEEEEEETS GET READY TO RUUMBLE (again)!! ok guys i want a clean fight and try to keep the insults 3 words each in the spirit of the thread, there are no foyuls now touch gloves and goback to ur corners

[widowmaker488]

And buying ammo. :thumb:

[HHDnBKing!]

For his crossbow

[BuxGunny]

With a canon

[HHDnBKing!]

That fires chickens

[Vip3rgt9]

Are you genuinely stupid? Firstly if your soo against this thread why be a part of it? Secondly many people try to ruin the 3 word story thread, so I said Whilst ignoring ViperGT to keep it flowing, jeeze use your brain before making stupid comments! :mad2:

I wasn't trying to ruin it i was trying to get it moved which it has been. To Quote "jeeze use your brain before making stupid comments!"

[thelaughingman00]

from 30 miles

[widowmaker488]

Rico takes aim.:cool:

[awesome_man]

and accidentally shoots

[BuxGunny]

panay's private chopper

[HHDnBKing!]

causing his ninjas

[widowmaker488]

To wet themselves.:lmao:

[TheJoshSpringman]

talk to animals

[BuxGunny]

and some food
(Man this thread is going gooood :cool:)

[HHDnBKing!]

To feed the

[widowmaker488]

monkey a nice.:whistle:

[HHDnBKing!]

Big bit of

[BuxGunny]

rookworst when suddenly

[HHDnBKing!]

Baby Panays Chameleon

[J053PHjoey]

lol i will always miss that flying whale hope to see him in the game :D

u posted that in december, and now theres a whale :)

[J053PHjoey]

baby panays chameleon...ate baby panay

[HHDnBKing!]

Causing Rico to

[Rico-Rodriguez]

grapple the plane

[A WHOLE COW]

u posted that in december, and now theres a whale :)

what do you mean theres a whale

[A WHOLE COW]

that was under

[Sadistic_Sandbox_Player]

the floating continent

what do you mean theres a whale

(exactly that, there's a whale)

[A WHOLE COW]

the floating continent



(exactly that, there's a whale)

(are you saying theres a whale in the game)

[A WHOLE COW]

of south america

[Sadistic_Sandbox_Player]

wich took off

(are you saying theres a whale in the game)

(yes) (you know, this is starting to look weird as if we were whispering) (lol)

[cbrookf]

some ice cream

[HHDnBKing!]

Covered in Jalapeños

[Che_Guevara]

...while watching FUTURAMA...

[HHDnBKing!]

hanging upside down

[Stanboy96]

jumping on (a) plane

[satoro]

with a bomb.

[HHDnBKing!]

With Unshaven Beard

[MonkeyBanana]

and burned hair

[Indignity]

but it's cool!

[BuxGunny]

when the redflash


(yes) (you know, this is starting to look weird as if we were whispering) (lol)

I lolled hard after this :lol:

[HHDnBKing!]

with the Lamier (:mad2:)

[satoro]

killed Cheryl cole

[JaycTwo]

Poison cookie dough?

[HHDnBKing!]

To which John

[satoro]

thought was a

[LIGHTS]

Lovely gingerbread house

[HHDnBKing!]

Containing Snow White ??

[Maverick265]

Rico then left

[Maverick265]

the gingerbread house

[LIGHTS]

And pursued the

[hyperplutonium]

fat monkey who

[LIGHTS]

Blew the three

[KeledStrongarm]

Hairy guys off

[sk8guy]

the big smelly

[20ftbadger]

sausage of doom!

[Peardan]

Ate my dog

[The Zoo Boy]

(dog's) rocket propelled grenade

[Designated User]

fap fap fap

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

I'm done masturbating.

[Designated User]

No I haven't

[xbox360kris]

I'm done masturbating.
No I haven't


that are four. :rasp:

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

that are four. :rasp:

Hotdogs in Fridge

[xbox360kris]

Hotdogs in Fridge
gettin hungry now:whistle:

fap fap fap

xD :thumb:

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

I should eat

[xbox360kris]

I should eat

hahhahahaha :lol:

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

hahhahahaha :lol:

DAMN IT KRIS YOU'RE RUINING THE DAMN STORY!

Stop it....

[xbox360kris]

DAMN IT KRIS YOU'RE RUINING THE DAMN STORY!

Stop it....

I am sorry



let's continue then

[SmC12]

Rico was looking...

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

Rico was looking...

At the sunset...

[SmC12]

When suddenly a..

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

When suddenly a..

Monkey flung poop...

[xbox360kris]

and rico fainted

[Peardan]

And hit his

[SmC12]

Face, and then...

[Peardan]

He found her

[SmC12]

He found her

Floating down (a) river

[LeGiT Muffinz]

Floating down (a) river

in (a) leprachaun hat

[SmC12]

in (a) leprachaun hat

:lol:

Holding (a) very big...

[N-lyger]

Hairy ticklish leprechaun

[xbox360kris]

Hairy ticklish leprechaun

eating cute bunnies

[BuxGunny]

while getting nookied
(dont know what it means but what ever xD)

[xbox360kris]

while getting nookied
(dont know what it means but what ever xD)

eating cereal at

(same to me)

[N-lyger]

the grocery store

[xbox360kris]

the grocery store

finding out that

[SmC12]

finding out that

(it) was not cereal!! :eek:

[N-lyger]

and it was

[SmC12]

and it was

A Bolo Rolo!

(special Panauan edition)

[xbox360kris]

A Bolo Rolo!

(special Panauan edition)

stuffed with bolo's

[SmC12]

stuffed with bolo's

wearing red hats

[xbox360kris]

wearing red hats

meeting Billy Mays

[SmC12]

meeting Billy Mays

and hitting him

(..with Bolo Rolos)

[xbox360kris]

and hitting him

(..with Bolo Rolos)

with bolo rolos



:nut:
(i b going sleepy now i b going onliny tomorrowy . bye byey)

[SmC12]

with bolo rolos



:nut:

:rolleyes:

wearing red hats!

[N-lyger]

which are purple

[xbox360kris]

which are purple

tanks from gtasa

[SmC12]

tanks from gtasa

that shoot leprechauns!

[xbox360kris]

that shoot leprechauns!

eating mud because

(off top:
i need help , have you got a youtube account? i'd like to preview my upcoming video and you could help to say 1.what should be left out 2. what song or music would fit in
it is set as private. I pm'd the link to you ;)


any other people willing to help there's room for 25 people. ty :3)

[SmC12]

eating mud because

they are wierd.


(i can't sign into YouTube right now because my account doesn't work anymore,sorry)

[xbox360kris]

they are wierd.


(i can't sign into YouTube right now because my account doesn't work anymore,sorry)

and can't login

(DAMMIT , okay no problem :3)

[pobsta]

but Pob knows...

[SmC12]

but Pob knows...

how-to seduce Bolo!...

[xbox360kris]

how-to seduce Bolo!...

and having cupcakes

[N-lyger]

he smacks her

[xbox360kris]

he smacks her

because stealing them

[SmC12]

because stealing them

makes Bolo speak! :eek:

[N-lyger]

When Bolo speaks

[SmC12]

When Bolo speaks

people run away

[N-lyger]

and get pitchforks

[6047]

demanding a patch!

:lmao:

[N-lyger]

And then Eidos

[SmC12]

say F**** off...

[SmC12]

...to all Panauans (sp?)....

(i know, i replied to myself, but i'm bored lol)

[Cavallo1001]

...pwn "Baby" Panay ...

[N-lyger]

...pwn "Baby" Panay ...

?? I don't get how this fits after what SmC said, maybe I'm missing something.

and Panauans revolt

[Cavallo1001]

?? I don't get how this fits after what SmC said, maybe I'm missing something.

and Panauans revolt

It was meant as an illegal broadcast for the people of Panau

e.g. "To all Panauans!...pwn "Baby" whateverhisnameis!", the broadcaster likes using online gaming chat.

Anyway, back to the game.

...and "Baby" dies...

[SmC12]

...and "Baby" dies...
from Bolo's signing....

[Cavallo1001]

...of a treaty...

[Cavallo1001]

excuse the double-post, got bored

...to give us...

[SmC12]

...to give us...

...a damn patch!

[Cavallo1001]

...did you say...

[SmC12]

...did you say...

....what tha fluk......

[Cavallo1001]

....what tha fluk......

...is going on?...

[SmC12]

...is going on?...

.. no, Pandak (Pany) did! :P

Ok, this isn't exactly a story anymore lol it's just random words put together. I think we should start a fresh one.
here goes...

Bolo stripped off... ....Nah i'm just kidding lol! :lol:

The Reapers stood.....

[Cavallo1001]

.. no, Pandak (Pany) did! :P

Ok, this isn't exactly a story anymore lol it's just random words put together. I think we should start a fresh one.
here goes...

Bolo stripped off... ....Nah i'm just kidding lol! :lol:

The Reapers stood.....

...alone with Rico...

[renboy97]

while she did

[N-lyger]

dr u gs

[Cavallo1001]

...and was high...

[SmC12]

...and was high...

.. in the MHC... (Mile High Club)

[BuxGunny]

while watching a...

[SmC12]

while watching a...

...video of Bolo :nut: ...

[N-lyger]

:eek:

eating lotsa Reese's!

[SmC12]

:eek:

eating lotsa Reese's!

while wearing a...

[xbox360kris]

while wearing a...

pink latex suit

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

pink latex suit

With a clown

[xbox360kris]

With a clown

attached to it

[SmC12]

They were signing

[The Zoo Boy]

a long document

[SmC12]

a long document

with a ... stick (it's Panau).


lol btw that was supposed to be "they were singing" but i mispelled.

[The Zoo Boy]

with a ... stick (it's Panau).


lol btw that was supposed to be "they were singing" but i mispelled.

lol...ill do one for both then

[with a stick] that was long...
[they were singing] the Panau National Anthem...

[xbox360kris]

lol...ill do one for both then


[they were singing] the Panau National Anthem...
n' firin their lazar

[SmC12]

n' firin their lazar

at the MHC...

[The Zoo Boy]

so it 'sploded

[SmC12]

into a clown.

[The Zoo Boy]

named Bubby Chinco

[xbox360kris]

named Bubby Chinco

eating leisure liners

[SmC12]

filled with BoloSantosies.

[Cavallo1001]

filled with BoloSantosies.

...who pulled a...

[The Zoo Boy]

greasy big taco

[Cavallo1001]

from their pockets

[N-lyger]

from Taco Bell

[SmC12]

from Taco Bell

In the middle of...

[Cavallo1001]

In the middle of...

...Panau City Docks...

[The Zoo Boy]

which was crowded

[Cavallo1001]

...with Panauan Zombies...

[Talidan]

(I'mma get in on this finally)

holding gas canisters

[The Zoo Boy]

full of gas :lol:

[Negrumir]

that came from

[N-lyger]

the gas place

[Cavallo1001]

that sells gas (as in butane)

[N-lyger]

and puts (in) containers

[Cavallo1001]

full of cars

[N-lyger]

that use gas

[Cavallo1001]

which blows up

[N-lyger]

Because it's gas

[Cavallo1001]

and Rico likes

[N-lyger]

containers of gas

[Negrumir]

but also burritos

[Cavallo1001]

he eats lots (of burritos)

[The Zoo Boy]

because they're greasy

[N-lyger]

and have gas

[Cavallo1001]

full of taste

[N-lyger]

a gas taste

[Cavallo1001]

that Rico enjoys

[N-lyger]

because gas is

[Cavallo1001]

because gas is

fun to inhale

[Peardan]

Like gas is

[Cavallo1001]

Did you know?

[N-lyger]

Yes I did

[Peardan]

That gas has

[N-lyger]

special gas powers.

[Rios]

that are gassy

[The Zoo Boy]

and also greasy

[Rios]

but then theres

[Cavallo1001]

super gas powers

[Rios]

that are even

[N-lyger]

Gassier than Rico

(We need some kind of grammar rules for this thread, how about each post starts with a capital letter and no period at the end?)

[Rios]

and grammar nazis

[The Zoo Boy]

that are greasy

[Rios]

as burrito supremes

[Cavallo1001]

really enjoy shooting

[Rios]

but their burritos

[N-lyger]

Make people gassy

[BuxGunny]

and they also

[The Zoo Boy]

are very greasy

[Rios]

and around and

[N-lyger]

And around and

[Rios]

around we go

[N-lyger]

Until we get gas

[The Zoo Boy]

and grease

[Darth Eclipse]

into Great Britain's...

[The Zoo Boy]

big grease pit

[N-lyger]

Filled with gas

[The Zoo Boy]

and with grease

[N-lyger]

When bus threads

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

Boner boner boner ( Just kidding. :lol: )

Made of orphans.

[N-lyger]

That get tortured

[The Zoo Boy]

with greasy tacos

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

And nasty old

[Rios]

grease from a

(anyone else feel like were going in circles?) :lol:

[SmC12]

grease from a

(anyone else feel like were going in circles?) :lol:

Yes!, i usually post in here but for the last 2 pages i've been like WTF? :confused:
ROLF.

... frying-pan filled with (not grease ROLF)

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

Some fake butter

[The Zoo Boy]

and fake grease

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

And a llama ( OUT OF F---ING NOWHERE!)

[SmC12]

came running in (why a llama ROLF?)

[rinmach]

and farted loudly

[N-lyger]

In your face

(To be honest, I use this thread as a tool to get my post count up. :P)

[Rios]

and you said

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

"omg wtf bbq!"

[Cavallo1001]

which translates as

[The Zoo Boy]

"i need grease"

[SmC12]

ROLFMAO! :lol:

The llama then

[N-lyger]

Spat up the

[SmC12]

Grease which was

[N-lyger]

Really very greasy

[The Zoo Boy]

and very gassy (i am switching roles up here lol...and thanks SmC12! :D)

[pobsta]

pob is back.


P.S. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

[Rios]

where'd pob go?
(hey all the bus thread guys are hanging out in here now) :D

[The Zoo Boy]

(To be honest, I use this thread as a tool to get my post count up. :P)

:lol:

(hey all the bus thread guys are hanging out in here now) :D

To be honest, I have no idea what we are doing right nao, so I will continue for both lol. :)

Yep, this is probably what every regular forum member does (at least what I do): bus thread, 3 word story thread, my threads if they r new, any other threads that sound interesting lol.) Btw: Driber reopened the bus thread nao, so cya there later on! :D

and very gassy

so a taco

pob is back.

where'd pob go?

i don't know (those are my 3 words lol :D)

P.S: Damn, a long post in a 3-word story thread...I think my head just 'sploded lol. :D)

[SmC12]

(hey all the bus thread guys are hanging out in here now) :D

They're hanging out here. http://leisurelinermembers.forumotion.co.uk/forum.htm
A forum made by LL members (me and xI Jakk Ix), just for the LL members. But we need more LL members, so please join.

So far we have quite alot of LL members, including the one and only RedPillow!
It's a good forum, and there are no specific rules (apar from the obvious no flaming, spam and constant off-topicsness). We hope you can join! :)

--------

Anyway...
"I don't know"
- Where Pob went!

[The Zoo Boy]

said SmC12's keyboard

[SmC12]

To TheZooBoy's computer

[The Zoo Boy]

which was greasy

[Rios]

and very gassy

[The Zoo Boy]

and very gassy

Awesome! I was hoping someone was going 2 put that lol. :D

so it became

[chocotaco150]

A Large Chocotaco

[The Zoo Boy]

which was greasy

[SmC12]

and very gassy

[The Zoo Boy]

and very gassy

Awesome! U guys know just what I want 2 see lol. :thumb:

so it became

[chocotaco150]

A bigger Chocotaco

[N-lyger]

Very big chocotaco

[The Zoo Boy]

that was greasy

[SmC12]

and very gassy :rolleyes:

[N-lyger]

Oh so gassy

[chocotaco150]

With My Whale

[rinmach]

i ate soup

[N-lyger]

And he liked (It)

[chocotaco150]

then he decided

[rinmach]

i am awesome

[Rocket Propelled Rocket]

Nah, just kidding.

[The Zoo Boy]

TheZooBoy is awesome

[Driber]

An off topic forum does not mean you get a free pass to post nonsense drivel.

This thread may have started out funny, but in the last bunch of pages turned into a spammy gassy greasy post-count-up thread and completely derailed from the OP's intention.

closed.