gnrGrievous
11-12-2009, 10:47 AM
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Kane & Lynch : Dead Men was released Two Years Ago , November 14th in North America , November 23rd in Europe and December 6th in 2007 (and July 2008 in Japan but let's not go there) ...
So , not being sure which day seems more appropriate to post what it is that i'm writing , i picked today , November 12th to have a discussion on the Symbolism , the Art and perhaps even the Message of this personnal favorite game of mine , two years after its release (more importantly i think it was about time a discussion like this would be had , after two years and pratically no one started a thread like this , common , shame on us all ...)
What i am writing here is the overall explanation i'm giving as to why i've always praised Kane & Lynch's story so much , i'm not going to discuss about the gameplay mechanics and such , only to talk about the storyline meaning the characters , the plot , the reasoning behind their actions and so on ... However i'm pretty sure i will miss quite a few interesting points as i have a tendency to forget things that i thought about , so feel free to add them ...
Note : I am still not going to talk about Lynch's flashback , it is still the most confusing aspect in the game to me and since almost none of you really played the co-op , there's no reason for me to talk about something you've never seen/heard ...
Another Note : Since i'm going to talk about My interpretation of the game , there's a huge chance that what i'll be saying are just things the developpers never intended to express in the first place , chances are if one of the folks from IO Interactive (or any of you guys for that matter) reads this topic he or she will be saying that i'm nuts , and then laugh , and i'll probably laugh with them ... Because the point is this is My point of view on the game , and i'm just saying this now to celebrate the two year anniversary of the game , so ... have fun ... or you can just skip the reading and head over to the mini-bar over there for some drinks and muffins ...
Yet Another Note : With the exception of three , all of the screenshots of the game i posted here all come from a french site , so don't mind the subtitles showing a language you don't understand , i just didn't found another site with the "images" i wanted ...
Last Note : The 'bulk' of this article was written , believe it or not , a day before the Dog Days Teaser was released , so i had no idea our dramatic protagonnists were going to be chased by a dog , running naked ... but that shouldn't change too much from what i've written about the first game , but still , try not to think of the Teaser when reading this ...
Anywya ... Here we go ...
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Oh wait , one second ... !!! SPOILER WARNING !!! ...
(yeah two years later most people who wanted to play the game would have already played it and knows the story , but i know someone's Still going to crucify me if i didn't put a warning , anywya ...)
"The Public's reaction ..."
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The praises and controversy of Dead Men were a mess really , there were those who praised the game's storyline for being 'gritty' and 'different' , and there were those who criticized it for having a 'excessive' use of profanity , but here's the funny part : the biggest controversy the game had was over ... A Review Score ... and the firing of a video game journalist 'conspiracy' ...
Now unless people are really missing the damn point of the sheer brutality and violence of the game OR the developers succeeded in proving something ... "deep down we are all violent psychopaths/people" ...
Let me remind you that this is a game where within the first five minutes you see a cop , a representitive of the Law , who gets strangled by his own shotgun before having his skull smashed by the rifle's butt ... Within the first five minutes in the game , hell what am i talking about , within the First Minute in the game if you don't count the introduction cinematic , the main menu and the loading screen , within the first minute there is one dead cop ... and no one really seems to notice it/give a damn about it ...
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I mean we live in a age where a having virtual sex mini game is called 'Outrageous !' from all over the board , but one dead cop within the first minute of a game and no one seems to be offended ... Plus we're talking about a non-corrupt police officer , unlike that 'crime simulator' game where every cop happens to be on the take , here we got ourselves a game where you end up shooting three hundred officers of the law and no one seems to have a problem with it ...
There's a certain logic within this society that i just fail to understand , and speaking of which , Kane & Lynch : Dead Men happens to be a critic against society ... let's dig a bit deeper ...
"God , Religion , and the Dead Men ..."
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Christian Religion and Greek Mythology is a theme that IO has delt alot with , starting from the Hitman series : Codename 47 was in the end , a story about a man who killed his 'fathers' and his 'maker' ... Silent Assassin begins and ends in a Church , with the overall message being that for a creature like Agent 47 , despite being in some way a children of God , he cannot find the same peace/salvation that all man are striving for , and is forced to live the life of a hitman and never stop killing ... Blood Money , well , if you all finished the game , you're bound to know it ...
And here comes Kane & Lynch , the biggest of them all puts Greek Mythology into the mix : starting from the beginning , a man (Kane) is waiting to die , but then he gets dragged out from his fate and gets another 'Trial' this time by four olympian gods (The7) who are led by the one who just happens to have a beard (The Older Brother) , just like Zeus himself ... In some way , The Older Brother is judging Kane and giving him a second chance just like what Zeus/God did most of the time with the mortals , and let's not forget the way The Older Brother says to Kane "I treated you like a Son" , i doubt this was just a coincidence ...
The whole religious theme and symbolism can be seen from then on throughout the game : look at Kane's name , it's just like "Cain" the first murderer , and look at his real name , "Adam" Marcus ... look at the bank's vault from the top of the stairs after it's been blown up , with the red carpet looks like a mouth to hell ... look at the long , empty and endless highways when Lynch and Kane were chased by the cops ... look at the madness that is the Mizuki night club ,
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and imagine if Retomoto was actually the Devil himself (he does have an office and acts like a business man) ... look at the construction site where Kane was to be executed , the size of the grave and the burning yet beautiful sky on top of it ... look at the name and description of the achievment for killing the truck driver , 'Behemoth : Stop the roaring Beast'... look at the prison hallways with messages saying such as "Make Better Decisions" ...
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Look at the wall in the prison yard , look at those drawings of Mary and Jesus (also seen in the begining of Freedom Fighter chapter) ... look at the firefight against the two masked gunmen of The7 inside El Capitolio , they're like cerberus dogs guarding an entrance ... look at the final act in the game , deep in the jungle , deep in the place where civilisation doesn't rule ...
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I guess there was nothing more symbolic than a burning church to show that God still denies peace and redemption to Kane and Lynch , and i guess there was also nothing more satisfying than to see God punishing Shelly by blowing him up , but there you have it , if even God denies them everything , how would these two people ever be saved ? ... But wait , why do they need to be saved again ? ...
"The Traitor and the Traitors ..."
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While society sentenced Kane to death for killing twenty five Venezuelian citizens , The7 , Jenny and even Lynch sees that the biggest fault he has ever done was being a Traitor ... and this is where the interesting part begins , while it is true that we see Kane 'leaving people behind' (the vaultbreaker and his driver , and also the Helicopter Escape ending) , it is note worthy The7 themselves aren't so 'loyal' afterall ... The Brothers did left Carlos to fend for himself when Kane's militia stormed Havana , and later Carlos himself did betray Kane and his Dead Men when they reached the hacienda (though luckily , his death did allowed Kane to put the mine into good use) ... this raises the question , what was it that Kane done that was so horrible that no one wants to forgive him ? The7 are all merciless thugs in the end so betrayal only seems to matter when it puts the majority in danger ... Lynch sees Kane more of a heartless man so we'll skip that for now ... Jenny and Kane's wife accuses him of making their life hell by first abandonning them when their boy died and now making them pay for his wrong doings ...
If we take a moment and remove all the huge details (mercenary organisation , dead children , etc) but keep the basic outline (man betrays and makes mistakes that endanger his loved ones) , does this seem so unfamiliar ? don't we all at one point in our lives make mistakes ? don't we all at one point in our lives tries to 'fix things' but fail to succeed ? and lastly , don't we all once tried to apologise to someone we care , but always gets rejected in the end ? ...
Kane or rather , Adam Marcus , was about nineteen years old when he was a father , the death of his son a few years later didn't help , he was a young man and he was afraid , so he tried to get away from this life and start another which seemed to be 'made' for him ... but let's stop here and ask ourselves what kind of a society can even allow a mercenary oraganisation exist ? and in what right does the society have to condemn a man for joining such organization when he was lost , alone and helpless ? ... am i saying that Kane had the right to kill people ? no , but such a imperfect society shouldn't be allowed to go unnoticed either ...
We often have a image that there is the good and there is the evil , because it's not easy to say that there is the evil and there is the even more evil ... now i'm not saying that society is evil (even though there are quite a lot of sick people living in it as the Hitman games taught us) , i'm saying that it isn't because a society executes a mass murderer should equal end of story , no , society has a job to cleanse it all and make sure that men such as Adam Marcus would never have to become Kane ...
Kane is no super human , he's like you and me and that was the point , if a man who lived through tragic events can end up a mass murderer then yes , there is a real problem in this society ...
"The 'Other' kind of people ..."
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(This shot alone screams Art , too bad it wasn't in the game ...)
Then we have Lynch ... he too made mistakes in his life ... if you include being schizophrenic a 'mistake' ... sure , he killed his wife (more on that later) , sure , being 'different' doesn't allow you to kill people , but what the hell is he doing in a prison in the first place ? and for four years i might add ... we would expect him to be treated in a hospital , or at least locked up in a asylum , but no he got locked up with every other criminal in town , no wonder his temper seems so unstable , that extra four years of dealing with punks made him even more aggressive than he already is ... the excuse society might have is that they were planning to execute him anywya , so four more years with other inmates won't change a thing , he will still die ... well we all know how that turned out , one extra menace for society to deal with ...
Lynch was always keeping himself in control by taking pills , if that didn't seem odd enough to you , know this , he hasn't got enough pills (later in the game Kane made a potion for Lynch , when asked if it does works , Lynch replies "Just makes me care less ...")... though i wouldn't exactly blame society here for not being able to make life easier for Lynch , consider his story as a metaphor just like Kane , leave out the huge details (schizophrenia , anger management) and keep the basic outlines and what do we have ? ...
One man who is taking pills in order to be 'normal' ... doesn't that sound familiar ? haven't we all tried to fit in to a particular group ? haven't we all sacrificed a piece of our identity just to be accepted by the others ? ...
And while we're at it , how many people know what 'schizophrenia' is ? most people still thinks schizophrenics are just 'violent people' so how do you expect them to help ? how is society going to help people if they don't even understand their problems ? ... in fact the game does it wonderfully near the end of chapter four "Crakin' Up" when Kane asks Lynch "So what's the deal , you just get violent every now and then ?" to which Lynch replies "It's a little more complicated then That" (also note that 'schizophrenic' was never mentionned in the Game itself or even in the trailers , all that was said was that "I(Lynch) Have My Issues" and that he is a medicated psychopath (which definitely has got nothing to do with schizophrenia) ...
I remember reading a article two years ago when IO said that the inspiration for the characters came mostly from the real lives of real people who would talk about it in bars , it's not hard to believe really , some issues in life just can't be 'fixed' ...
Perhaps i'm taking this a bit too far , but from what i see the mind of these two men's story is this : Why do we , individuals of this society , have to be living in fear just because we're different ? ... Lynch and Kane may not be so different , they both have 'some sort of' feelings afterall , they both try to be at peace with themselves , they both look for forgiveness ... God denied them , society want them dead , there ain't much for them to turn for help ... as they're all pretty much dead now ...
"Love Hurts ..."
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Men are ... strange creatures , there's no doubt about it ... when we were boys we practically didn't like girls , then in less than a decade the boys , now young teenagers , can't seem to think of anything other than girls ... then later on , when the teenagers becomes men and reaching a state of maturity as well , they began to understand what it is to love , and have this Need to love and be loved ...
Oh rest assured i'm not going to insinuate that Dead Men is a love story as well , no i'm talking about this feeling of Needing the love and care of another human being , despite the stereotypical image of men being stronger than women , men are deep down quite fragile and needs the comfort of the women (and by comfort i mean warm feelings , not whatever it is that you are thinking ... argh , whatever , think what you want) ...
So it was no surprise that Kane's (the male) journey was to give his letter (make contact) to his daughter Jenny (to the female) ... what ? did you thought this was just the story of two psychotic men going on a rampage , defying society , looking for revenge ? sure it is , but in the end , it is still about a man trying to apologise to a woman and be forgiven in return , for Kane anywya , that was his plan : find his daughter , kill all possible source of threat , apologise to her , be forgiven , earning a sense of redemtion , and then die , being at peace with himself ... well unfortunately , or rather , Fortunately For the Sake of the Drama , Jenny dies , and now Kane can't be forgiven ...
Lynch's relationship with women is a bit ... different ...
Unlike Kane , Lynch doesn't have any 'love' ones to care since his wife died , adding that the four years in jail thinking of the horror that he has done , killing the one who loved him , it really is no surprise why he is always in a bad temper , and maybe , it'll explain why he's always impatient or downright merciless with the other women : Yoko is a good example , but i was thinking more about his constant hallucinations that you can see in co-op , you all know that his hallucinations basically consist of him seeing civilians dressed as cops holding smgs and some of them having a strange pig head , right ? well , i've noticed something rather peculiar ... almost everytime he hallucinates , the cops all happen to be , well , women ... and most surprising of all , everytime i saw a pig headed cop , it's on the body of a female person ...
"It's easy , he hates women , that's why" some might say , but i doubt it , i believe that those pig headed women are actually symbolising his wife , or rather what he has done to her (he did it beat her to death with blunt instruments) , in short Lynch hates himself for what he has done , and the image of his dead Annie is going to haunt him for the rest of his life , he can't stop thinking about it and he knows it ... and don't tell me you never go berzerk when someone or something reminds you of the mistake you've done/regrets you have ...
There's a scene in the game , which i think it has to be my favorite , it's in the "Crakin' Up" chapter when they got to the tunnel at the begining , after they got out of the van and shot the cops following them , one of them who was a woman would (almost all the time) get shot in the stomach , making her begging for mercy on the floor , saying that she has a baby daughter ... you can then hear two shots and two shotgun shells falling to the floor followed by a cold silence ... what was even more superbly done is that this scene was all in game , it wasn't a cinematic , meaning it is possible to miss it completely if you killed the cops yourself or quickly orderer Lynch to go away , but otherwise , that moment when i hear Lynch blasting her away , shutting up her plea for mercy , that was just ... heavy ...
You could say that in some way Lynch is a foreshadowing of what Kane will become , a man who hates himself and has no way out of this mess ...
"Kane & Lynch : The Lost & Damned ..."
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The world is therefor not perfect , as individuals such a Lynch and Kane have to resolve into a life of endless crime and hatred just because there's nothing that can save them , forgive them , bring peace upon their souls ... oh yes , death , death always seems to be the solution , but we're talking about two people who above all else "just can't seem to die" , meaning it's their punishement to live on forever like this , alone in the heart of darkness : the last shot of the game was rather clear , they were meant to be drifting in a river , but why was the river shaped like a sphere ? why is it all pitch black ? where exatcly are they ? in hell ? on earth ? somewhere in between ? ...
Throughout the game everytime Lynch and Kane reaches a high ground they're always heading back down , or if they're starting from a low ground , they're bound to reach for a high ground before back down again ... it's this constant rise and fall that shows the madness within their lives , they can't stay still as no where ever seems right for them : the scaffholding in the mall , the vault deep in the bank , the retomoto tower and the streets of tokyo (from the top of the world to the carnage on earth) , the jungle was always about getting deeper into the wilderness , and of course the church (a burning church no less) on top of the hill ...
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Ah , so is it because they have difficult lives that makes them a menace to society ? ... well , if the answer is 'yes' , then society is the greatest failure man has ever accomplished ...
When the game came out i remember alot of reviewers criticized on how all the npc in the game all look alike , i believe that they've once again missed the point ... the game was suppose to focus on the 'individuality' of Lynch and Kane , it was a way to show that these two people Are Not Part of the Mass , if all the npc had different faces and clothes , our protagonnist couldn't really stand out from the crowd could they ? ...
But what does that this all mean ? what is it that IO Interactive wanted to show ? did they just made a game with the sole purpose to bash mankind as a whole and praise those that are 'different' ? ...
And now for the big surprise ... look at us , look at us fans of James Lynch and Adam Marcus ... we are feeling sorry for two mass murderers , criminals , thieves , psychopaths with a conscience ... That ... wasn't suppose to happen ...
"The Greatest are the Worst ..."
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Right from the start we knew that these two men were guilty for their crimes , and they were going to die , like most of those people will be , but then we've been embarked into a journey to kill hundreds if not thousands of other people , with most of them being just non-evil ... these two men are not heroes , they're not even anti heroes , they're bad people , they're not innocent citizens on the run , one is doing hit and runs because he's having fun and while the other will kill just about every damn baby seal just to be able to earn HIS redemption , to atone for the mistake of HIS own selfishness ...
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Lynch and Kane may not be evil rapists , but that don't make them saints either , yet IO has done where none of the other developpers had achieved : while in the Hitman games you knew you were killing people who were all Vice-incarnated , and while in that other "cop killing" game you end up always playing as a good guy in a bad man's game , here we have Dead Men , where one is killing people just because they all happen to stand on his way to salvation , and the reason he seek salvation is because he just can't deal with the mistake of his life , while the other joins in the killing spree just because he has got nothing else to do , the result is perhaps the highest body count i've seen in a non-war game shooter , along with a overall story that toys with your conscience ... i mean if you've read this far you've definitily read all of the above , you know that the game is trying to explain to you why Lynch and Kane are unhappy people , but now we're feeling sorry for them , and tell me , is it right ? is it right to feel sorry for them ? ... I honnestly don't know ... because we've could have done the same if we were in their situation ...
Nevermind Kane has a huge scar and Lynch is schizophrenic , if we've had lived their lives , we probably would have done the same ...
Then again no , maybe if we were them , we never would have mess up in the first place , perhaps unlike Kane we know how to "deal with it" , and unlike Lynch we know how not to get attracted to killing sprees ...
Then again ... maybe a lot of other people just can't always do the right thing ... it isn't such a easy thing either to choose between your own personnal needs and what is best for all of us , must we be selfish and blame the world for our wrong doings or stay proud of our differences and reject the masses or just die now ... afterall this is a cruel world , if you can't find your happiness , or worst , if you've lost your happiness ... what else is there to do ? ...
"Dog Days ? When is it going to end then ? ..."
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Does Kane & Lynch need a sequel ? that's the question we have to ask because what else is there to tell ? ... The message of Dead Men was this : We've spent the last seven hours showing you these two men , violent , unstable , but deep down they are human beings like you and me , they've made mistakes and now they want to be forgiven , they kill people because they haven't got any other option to reach their goal , but the question is not "Will they ever find redemtion and be at peace with themselves ?" , but rather "Do they DESERVE redemption ?" ...
Can we ever forgive Lynch and Kane ? God didn't (but then again he moves in mysterious ways) , but what about us ? should we forgive them out of pity ? out of sympathy ? should we forgive them because we see alot of ourselves in them ? (or was it 'we see alot of them is us' , i don't know , i forgot) ...
"Alright stop this ... This is getting rather silly ..."
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I do often ask myself if indeed i'm not looking too much at things , finding meanings and questions in places where the original creator never intended to have (i'm still betting that IO is laughing at what i wrote)... but in any case Kane & Lynch : Dead Men did it , it made me question , it didn't exactly changed my life (well maybe it actually did , who knows ?) , but it did improved my view on things (no rest assured , i'm don't plan shooting up a mall ... and if i plan to , you're all invited) and most importantly it was the first game that ever made me want to look beyond the set pieces , the first game (yes , this is above all a Video Game)that made me think of the logic of action of these characters , not because what they did didn't made any sense , but rather "how is it that a man can do such things" ...
One of the 'magical' moments in this game is actually the decision you have to make in the chapter "Choice" ... this is the only time in the entire game where you have to make a decision that changes the outcome drastically ... but guess what ? it wasn't You the Player who was making a choice based on your own interest , it was Kane the character who was making one through you ... just look at it , what was the choices about ? either escape with Jenny leaving the others to die , or save the others and prove to Jenny you're not a traitor ... in both situations , the choice you will take will be based on which advantage Kane wants to gain , not You ... if you escape it's because Kane wants to get away with Jenny , if you go to the village it's because Kane wants to show his daughter that his father isn't a traitor/the worst person on earth , almost every game these days grants you the ability to make a 'decision' but none had this kind of impact , in the other games it was You the player who was making the decisions , in here , you're making a decision based on what is the more 'profitable' for Kane and not for you...
Simply put , (and before you start throwing rocks at me for completly omitting the so called 'gameplay issues') Kane & Lynch : Dead Men was a piece of "art" because it does things in total subtlety : the locations , the character drama , the symbolism , all that is there in the game for Us the player to see but it never Forces Us to see it ... this isn't one of those game who practically puts a big red arrow in front it saying "it's got color/drama so it's art !" , no , Dead Men blend itself into the mass market of video game shooters ... look at the trailers , look at all its intense non stop violence , then load up the game , listen to the music on the main menu , this game lets You see it for its own artistic merits , it never forces you to acknowledge the drama , it lets You see it for yourself , which is what a work of art is suppose to be , a subject that can allow us to reflect it on our own lives and experience ...
But then i find myself rather ... lonely ... when praising the game like this ...
What will people remember of Kane & Lynch : Dead Men ? will they remember it as the game that supposely got a journalist fired ? will they remember it as the game that wasn't on par with its other releases ? and what of the Story of Dead Men ? ... The highest praise the story got was from Gametrailers where they gave it a nine out of ten in the review and even nominated it for best story of 2007 , but why the high praises ? was it for the deep moral questionning of the characters or was it because it had lots of interesting action sequences tied up together with a revenge tale ? ... most of the people who enjoyed Kane & Lynch was because it made them feel like 'gangstas' , and not for the sake of the drama ... will Dead Men ever earn the merit it deserves ? in a century maybe ? like most artist from before , their work was only recognized when their bones went to dust ...
Then again it makes me laugh seeing all these people , both gamers and developers stating that "the day when video games will be recognized as a form of art is coming !" ... it makes me laugh because , well , Will they be able to tell from themselves what a work of art is or not ? ...
Or perhaps it is me who is just ... wrong ? what if i just have a odd taste in art and game ? you've seen which games i like and which i don't in that month old topic , you know i don't understand why critics gave high praises to that 'flamethrower not included crime game' calling it a "Oscar Caliber Script" , you know i don't understand why thousands of people says that the japanese dude (who created a character whose name makes us think of a male body part) is the greatest storyteller who ever stepped on earth ... you know i didn't like that game of the year of 2007 , the one with lots of big words like "capitalism" and "free market" and a absurd third act that no critic ever seem to complain ... or that other game of the year of 2007 , where most critics call its storyline "pure art" even though it had no story ... that one really took the cake ...
*sigh* ...
But here's to IO Interactive ...
*raise glasses* ...
Who had the unfortunate luck of having me , a forum user with too much time on it hands , to give the highest praise (up to the point of madness/absurdity maybe)to this fine game ...
And here's to the future , where hopefully you would never turn any future Kane & Lynch project into a comedy ...
Long Live The Drama ! ...
And Happy Two Years , Kane & Lynch : Dead Men ! ...
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Kane & Lynch : Dead Men was released Two Years Ago , November 14th in North America , November 23rd in Europe and December 6th in 2007 (and July 2008 in Japan but let's not go there) ...
So , not being sure which day seems more appropriate to post what it is that i'm writing , i picked today , November 12th to have a discussion on the Symbolism , the Art and perhaps even the Message of this personnal favorite game of mine , two years after its release (more importantly i think it was about time a discussion like this would be had , after two years and pratically no one started a thread like this , common , shame on us all ...)
What i am writing here is the overall explanation i'm giving as to why i've always praised Kane & Lynch's story so much , i'm not going to discuss about the gameplay mechanics and such , only to talk about the storyline meaning the characters , the plot , the reasoning behind their actions and so on ... However i'm pretty sure i will miss quite a few interesting points as i have a tendency to forget things that i thought about , so feel free to add them ...
Note : I am still not going to talk about Lynch's flashback , it is still the most confusing aspect in the game to me and since almost none of you really played the co-op , there's no reason for me to talk about something you've never seen/heard ...
Another Note : Since i'm going to talk about My interpretation of the game , there's a huge chance that what i'll be saying are just things the developpers never intended to express in the first place , chances are if one of the folks from IO Interactive (or any of you guys for that matter) reads this topic he or she will be saying that i'm nuts , and then laugh , and i'll probably laugh with them ... Because the point is this is My point of view on the game , and i'm just saying this now to celebrate the two year anniversary of the game , so ... have fun ... or you can just skip the reading and head over to the mini-bar over there for some drinks and muffins ...
Yet Another Note : With the exception of three , all of the screenshots of the game i posted here all come from a french site , so don't mind the subtitles showing a language you don't understand , i just didn't found another site with the "images" i wanted ...
Last Note : The 'bulk' of this article was written , believe it or not , a day before the Dog Days Teaser was released , so i had no idea our dramatic protagonnists were going to be chased by a dog , running naked ... but that shouldn't change too much from what i've written about the first game , but still , try not to think of the Teaser when reading this ...
Anywya ... Here we go ...
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Oh wait , one second ... !!! SPOILER WARNING !!! ...
(yeah two years later most people who wanted to play the game would have already played it and knows the story , but i know someone's Still going to crucify me if i didn't put a warning , anywya ...)
"The Public's reaction ..."
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The praises and controversy of Dead Men were a mess really , there were those who praised the game's storyline for being 'gritty' and 'different' , and there were those who criticized it for having a 'excessive' use of profanity , but here's the funny part : the biggest controversy the game had was over ... A Review Score ... and the firing of a video game journalist 'conspiracy' ...
Now unless people are really missing the damn point of the sheer brutality and violence of the game OR the developers succeeded in proving something ... "deep down we are all violent psychopaths/people" ...
Let me remind you that this is a game where within the first five minutes you see a cop , a representitive of the Law , who gets strangled by his own shotgun before having his skull smashed by the rifle's butt ... Within the first five minutes in the game , hell what am i talking about , within the First Minute in the game if you don't count the introduction cinematic , the main menu and the loading screen , within the first minute there is one dead cop ... and no one really seems to notice it/give a damn about it ...
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I mean we live in a age where a having virtual sex mini game is called 'Outrageous !' from all over the board , but one dead cop within the first minute of a game and no one seems to be offended ... Plus we're talking about a non-corrupt police officer , unlike that 'crime simulator' game where every cop happens to be on the take , here we got ourselves a game where you end up shooting three hundred officers of the law and no one seems to have a problem with it ...
There's a certain logic within this society that i just fail to understand , and speaking of which , Kane & Lynch : Dead Men happens to be a critic against society ... let's dig a bit deeper ...
"God , Religion , and the Dead Men ..."
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Christian Religion and Greek Mythology is a theme that IO has delt alot with , starting from the Hitman series : Codename 47 was in the end , a story about a man who killed his 'fathers' and his 'maker' ... Silent Assassin begins and ends in a Church , with the overall message being that for a creature like Agent 47 , despite being in some way a children of God , he cannot find the same peace/salvation that all man are striving for , and is forced to live the life of a hitman and never stop killing ... Blood Money , well , if you all finished the game , you're bound to know it ...
And here comes Kane & Lynch , the biggest of them all puts Greek Mythology into the mix : starting from the beginning , a man (Kane) is waiting to die , but then he gets dragged out from his fate and gets another 'Trial' this time by four olympian gods (The7) who are led by the one who just happens to have a beard (The Older Brother) , just like Zeus himself ... In some way , The Older Brother is judging Kane and giving him a second chance just like what Zeus/God did most of the time with the mortals , and let's not forget the way The Older Brother says to Kane "I treated you like a Son" , i doubt this was just a coincidence ...
The whole religious theme and symbolism can be seen from then on throughout the game : look at Kane's name , it's just like "Cain" the first murderer , and look at his real name , "Adam" Marcus ... look at the bank's vault from the top of the stairs after it's been blown up , with the red carpet looks like a mouth to hell ... look at the long , empty and endless highways when Lynch and Kane were chased by the cops ... look at the madness that is the Mizuki night club ,
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and imagine if Retomoto was actually the Devil himself (he does have an office and acts like a business man) ... look at the construction site where Kane was to be executed , the size of the grave and the burning yet beautiful sky on top of it ... look at the name and description of the achievment for killing the truck driver , 'Behemoth : Stop the roaring Beast'... look at the prison hallways with messages saying such as "Make Better Decisions" ...
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Look at the wall in the prison yard , look at those drawings of Mary and Jesus (also seen in the begining of Freedom Fighter chapter) ... look at the firefight against the two masked gunmen of The7 inside El Capitolio , they're like cerberus dogs guarding an entrance ... look at the final act in the game , deep in the jungle , deep in the place where civilisation doesn't rule ...
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I guess there was nothing more symbolic than a burning church to show that God still denies peace and redemption to Kane and Lynch , and i guess there was also nothing more satisfying than to see God punishing Shelly by blowing him up , but there you have it , if even God denies them everything , how would these two people ever be saved ? ... But wait , why do they need to be saved again ? ...
"The Traitor and the Traitors ..."
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While society sentenced Kane to death for killing twenty five Venezuelian citizens , The7 , Jenny and even Lynch sees that the biggest fault he has ever done was being a Traitor ... and this is where the interesting part begins , while it is true that we see Kane 'leaving people behind' (the vaultbreaker and his driver , and also the Helicopter Escape ending) , it is note worthy The7 themselves aren't so 'loyal' afterall ... The Brothers did left Carlos to fend for himself when Kane's militia stormed Havana , and later Carlos himself did betray Kane and his Dead Men when they reached the hacienda (though luckily , his death did allowed Kane to put the mine into good use) ... this raises the question , what was it that Kane done that was so horrible that no one wants to forgive him ? The7 are all merciless thugs in the end so betrayal only seems to matter when it puts the majority in danger ... Lynch sees Kane more of a heartless man so we'll skip that for now ... Jenny and Kane's wife accuses him of making their life hell by first abandonning them when their boy died and now making them pay for his wrong doings ...
If we take a moment and remove all the huge details (mercenary organisation , dead children , etc) but keep the basic outline (man betrays and makes mistakes that endanger his loved ones) , does this seem so unfamiliar ? don't we all at one point in our lives make mistakes ? don't we all at one point in our lives tries to 'fix things' but fail to succeed ? and lastly , don't we all once tried to apologise to someone we care , but always gets rejected in the end ? ...
Kane or rather , Adam Marcus , was about nineteen years old when he was a father , the death of his son a few years later didn't help , he was a young man and he was afraid , so he tried to get away from this life and start another which seemed to be 'made' for him ... but let's stop here and ask ourselves what kind of a society can even allow a mercenary oraganisation exist ? and in what right does the society have to condemn a man for joining such organization when he was lost , alone and helpless ? ... am i saying that Kane had the right to kill people ? no , but such a imperfect society shouldn't be allowed to go unnoticed either ...
We often have a image that there is the good and there is the evil , because it's not easy to say that there is the evil and there is the even more evil ... now i'm not saying that society is evil (even though there are quite a lot of sick people living in it as the Hitman games taught us) , i'm saying that it isn't because a society executes a mass murderer should equal end of story , no , society has a job to cleanse it all and make sure that men such as Adam Marcus would never have to become Kane ...
Kane is no super human , he's like you and me and that was the point , if a man who lived through tragic events can end up a mass murderer then yes , there is a real problem in this society ...
"The 'Other' kind of people ..."
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(This shot alone screams Art , too bad it wasn't in the game ...)
Then we have Lynch ... he too made mistakes in his life ... if you include being schizophrenic a 'mistake' ... sure , he killed his wife (more on that later) , sure , being 'different' doesn't allow you to kill people , but what the hell is he doing in a prison in the first place ? and for four years i might add ... we would expect him to be treated in a hospital , or at least locked up in a asylum , but no he got locked up with every other criminal in town , no wonder his temper seems so unstable , that extra four years of dealing with punks made him even more aggressive than he already is ... the excuse society might have is that they were planning to execute him anywya , so four more years with other inmates won't change a thing , he will still die ... well we all know how that turned out , one extra menace for society to deal with ...
Lynch was always keeping himself in control by taking pills , if that didn't seem odd enough to you , know this , he hasn't got enough pills (later in the game Kane made a potion for Lynch , when asked if it does works , Lynch replies "Just makes me care less ...")... though i wouldn't exactly blame society here for not being able to make life easier for Lynch , consider his story as a metaphor just like Kane , leave out the huge details (schizophrenia , anger management) and keep the basic outlines and what do we have ? ...
One man who is taking pills in order to be 'normal' ... doesn't that sound familiar ? haven't we all tried to fit in to a particular group ? haven't we all sacrificed a piece of our identity just to be accepted by the others ? ...
And while we're at it , how many people know what 'schizophrenia' is ? most people still thinks schizophrenics are just 'violent people' so how do you expect them to help ? how is society going to help people if they don't even understand their problems ? ... in fact the game does it wonderfully near the end of chapter four "Crakin' Up" when Kane asks Lynch "So what's the deal , you just get violent every now and then ?" to which Lynch replies "It's a little more complicated then That" (also note that 'schizophrenic' was never mentionned in the Game itself or even in the trailers , all that was said was that "I(Lynch) Have My Issues" and that he is a medicated psychopath (which definitely has got nothing to do with schizophrenia) ...
I remember reading a article two years ago when IO said that the inspiration for the characters came mostly from the real lives of real people who would talk about it in bars , it's not hard to believe really , some issues in life just can't be 'fixed' ...
Perhaps i'm taking this a bit too far , but from what i see the mind of these two men's story is this : Why do we , individuals of this society , have to be living in fear just because we're different ? ... Lynch and Kane may not be so different , they both have 'some sort of' feelings afterall , they both try to be at peace with themselves , they both look for forgiveness ... God denied them , society want them dead , there ain't much for them to turn for help ... as they're all pretty much dead now ...
"Love Hurts ..."
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Men are ... strange creatures , there's no doubt about it ... when we were boys we practically didn't like girls , then in less than a decade the boys , now young teenagers , can't seem to think of anything other than girls ... then later on , when the teenagers becomes men and reaching a state of maturity as well , they began to understand what it is to love , and have this Need to love and be loved ...
Oh rest assured i'm not going to insinuate that Dead Men is a love story as well , no i'm talking about this feeling of Needing the love and care of another human being , despite the stereotypical image of men being stronger than women , men are deep down quite fragile and needs the comfort of the women (and by comfort i mean warm feelings , not whatever it is that you are thinking ... argh , whatever , think what you want) ...
So it was no surprise that Kane's (the male) journey was to give his letter (make contact) to his daughter Jenny (to the female) ... what ? did you thought this was just the story of two psychotic men going on a rampage , defying society , looking for revenge ? sure it is , but in the end , it is still about a man trying to apologise to a woman and be forgiven in return , for Kane anywya , that was his plan : find his daughter , kill all possible source of threat , apologise to her , be forgiven , earning a sense of redemtion , and then die , being at peace with himself ... well unfortunately , or rather , Fortunately For the Sake of the Drama , Jenny dies , and now Kane can't be forgiven ...
Lynch's relationship with women is a bit ... different ...
Unlike Kane , Lynch doesn't have any 'love' ones to care since his wife died , adding that the four years in jail thinking of the horror that he has done , killing the one who loved him , it really is no surprise why he is always in a bad temper , and maybe , it'll explain why he's always impatient or downright merciless with the other women : Yoko is a good example , but i was thinking more about his constant hallucinations that you can see in co-op , you all know that his hallucinations basically consist of him seeing civilians dressed as cops holding smgs and some of them having a strange pig head , right ? well , i've noticed something rather peculiar ... almost everytime he hallucinates , the cops all happen to be , well , women ... and most surprising of all , everytime i saw a pig headed cop , it's on the body of a female person ...
"It's easy , he hates women , that's why" some might say , but i doubt it , i believe that those pig headed women are actually symbolising his wife , or rather what he has done to her (he did it beat her to death with blunt instruments) , in short Lynch hates himself for what he has done , and the image of his dead Annie is going to haunt him for the rest of his life , he can't stop thinking about it and he knows it ... and don't tell me you never go berzerk when someone or something reminds you of the mistake you've done/regrets you have ...
There's a scene in the game , which i think it has to be my favorite , it's in the "Crakin' Up" chapter when they got to the tunnel at the begining , after they got out of the van and shot the cops following them , one of them who was a woman would (almost all the time) get shot in the stomach , making her begging for mercy on the floor , saying that she has a baby daughter ... you can then hear two shots and two shotgun shells falling to the floor followed by a cold silence ... what was even more superbly done is that this scene was all in game , it wasn't a cinematic , meaning it is possible to miss it completely if you killed the cops yourself or quickly orderer Lynch to go away , but otherwise , that moment when i hear Lynch blasting her away , shutting up her plea for mercy , that was just ... heavy ...
You could say that in some way Lynch is a foreshadowing of what Kane will become , a man who hates himself and has no way out of this mess ...
"Kane & Lynch : The Lost & Damned ..."
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The world is therefor not perfect , as individuals such a Lynch and Kane have to resolve into a life of endless crime and hatred just because there's nothing that can save them , forgive them , bring peace upon their souls ... oh yes , death , death always seems to be the solution , but we're talking about two people who above all else "just can't seem to die" , meaning it's their punishement to live on forever like this , alone in the heart of darkness : the last shot of the game was rather clear , they were meant to be drifting in a river , but why was the river shaped like a sphere ? why is it all pitch black ? where exatcly are they ? in hell ? on earth ? somewhere in between ? ...
Throughout the game everytime Lynch and Kane reaches a high ground they're always heading back down , or if they're starting from a low ground , they're bound to reach for a high ground before back down again ... it's this constant rise and fall that shows the madness within their lives , they can't stay still as no where ever seems right for them : the scaffholding in the mall , the vault deep in the bank , the retomoto tower and the streets of tokyo (from the top of the world to the carnage on earth) , the jungle was always about getting deeper into the wilderness , and of course the church (a burning church no less) on top of the hill ...
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Ah , so is it because they have difficult lives that makes them a menace to society ? ... well , if the answer is 'yes' , then society is the greatest failure man has ever accomplished ...
When the game came out i remember alot of reviewers criticized on how all the npc in the game all look alike , i believe that they've once again missed the point ... the game was suppose to focus on the 'individuality' of Lynch and Kane , it was a way to show that these two people Are Not Part of the Mass , if all the npc had different faces and clothes , our protagonnist couldn't really stand out from the crowd could they ? ...
But what does that this all mean ? what is it that IO Interactive wanted to show ? did they just made a game with the sole purpose to bash mankind as a whole and praise those that are 'different' ? ...
And now for the big surprise ... look at us , look at us fans of James Lynch and Adam Marcus ... we are feeling sorry for two mass murderers , criminals , thieves , psychopaths with a conscience ... That ... wasn't suppose to happen ...
"The Greatest are the Worst ..."
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Right from the start we knew that these two men were guilty for their crimes , and they were going to die , like most of those people will be , but then we've been embarked into a journey to kill hundreds if not thousands of other people , with most of them being just non-evil ... these two men are not heroes , they're not even anti heroes , they're bad people , they're not innocent citizens on the run , one is doing hit and runs because he's having fun and while the other will kill just about every damn baby seal just to be able to earn HIS redemption , to atone for the mistake of HIS own selfishness ...
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Lynch and Kane may not be evil rapists , but that don't make them saints either , yet IO has done where none of the other developpers had achieved : while in the Hitman games you knew you were killing people who were all Vice-incarnated , and while in that other "cop killing" game you end up always playing as a good guy in a bad man's game , here we have Dead Men , where one is killing people just because they all happen to stand on his way to salvation , and the reason he seek salvation is because he just can't deal with the mistake of his life , while the other joins in the killing spree just because he has got nothing else to do , the result is perhaps the highest body count i've seen in a non-war game shooter , along with a overall story that toys with your conscience ... i mean if you've read this far you've definitily read all of the above , you know that the game is trying to explain to you why Lynch and Kane are unhappy people , but now we're feeling sorry for them , and tell me , is it right ? is it right to feel sorry for them ? ... I honnestly don't know ... because we've could have done the same if we were in their situation ...
Nevermind Kane has a huge scar and Lynch is schizophrenic , if we've had lived their lives , we probably would have done the same ...
Then again no , maybe if we were them , we never would have mess up in the first place , perhaps unlike Kane we know how to "deal with it" , and unlike Lynch we know how not to get attracted to killing sprees ...
Then again ... maybe a lot of other people just can't always do the right thing ... it isn't such a easy thing either to choose between your own personnal needs and what is best for all of us , must we be selfish and blame the world for our wrong doings or stay proud of our differences and reject the masses or just die now ... afterall this is a cruel world , if you can't find your happiness , or worst , if you've lost your happiness ... what else is there to do ? ...
"Dog Days ? When is it going to end then ? ..."
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Does Kane & Lynch need a sequel ? that's the question we have to ask because what else is there to tell ? ... The message of Dead Men was this : We've spent the last seven hours showing you these two men , violent , unstable , but deep down they are human beings like you and me , they've made mistakes and now they want to be forgiven , they kill people because they haven't got any other option to reach their goal , but the question is not "Will they ever find redemtion and be at peace with themselves ?" , but rather "Do they DESERVE redemption ?" ...
Can we ever forgive Lynch and Kane ? God didn't (but then again he moves in mysterious ways) , but what about us ? should we forgive them out of pity ? out of sympathy ? should we forgive them because we see alot of ourselves in them ? (or was it 'we see alot of them is us' , i don't know , i forgot) ...
"Alright stop this ... This is getting rather silly ..."
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I do often ask myself if indeed i'm not looking too much at things , finding meanings and questions in places where the original creator never intended to have (i'm still betting that IO is laughing at what i wrote)... but in any case Kane & Lynch : Dead Men did it , it made me question , it didn't exactly changed my life (well maybe it actually did , who knows ?) , but it did improved my view on things (no rest assured , i'm don't plan shooting up a mall ... and if i plan to , you're all invited) and most importantly it was the first game that ever made me want to look beyond the set pieces , the first game (yes , this is above all a Video Game)that made me think of the logic of action of these characters , not because what they did didn't made any sense , but rather "how is it that a man can do such things" ...
One of the 'magical' moments in this game is actually the decision you have to make in the chapter "Choice" ... this is the only time in the entire game where you have to make a decision that changes the outcome drastically ... but guess what ? it wasn't You the Player who was making a choice based on your own interest , it was Kane the character who was making one through you ... just look at it , what was the choices about ? either escape with Jenny leaving the others to die , or save the others and prove to Jenny you're not a traitor ... in both situations , the choice you will take will be based on which advantage Kane wants to gain , not You ... if you escape it's because Kane wants to get away with Jenny , if you go to the village it's because Kane wants to show his daughter that his father isn't a traitor/the worst person on earth , almost every game these days grants you the ability to make a 'decision' but none had this kind of impact , in the other games it was You the player who was making the decisions , in here , you're making a decision based on what is the more 'profitable' for Kane and not for you...
Simply put , (and before you start throwing rocks at me for completly omitting the so called 'gameplay issues') Kane & Lynch : Dead Men was a piece of "art" because it does things in total subtlety : the locations , the character drama , the symbolism , all that is there in the game for Us the player to see but it never Forces Us to see it ... this isn't one of those game who practically puts a big red arrow in front it saying "it's got color/drama so it's art !" , no , Dead Men blend itself into the mass market of video game shooters ... look at the trailers , look at all its intense non stop violence , then load up the game , listen to the music on the main menu , this game lets You see it for its own artistic merits , it never forces you to acknowledge the drama , it lets You see it for yourself , which is what a work of art is suppose to be , a subject that can allow us to reflect it on our own lives and experience ...
But then i find myself rather ... lonely ... when praising the game like this ...
What will people remember of Kane & Lynch : Dead Men ? will they remember it as the game that supposely got a journalist fired ? will they remember it as the game that wasn't on par with its other releases ? and what of the Story of Dead Men ? ... The highest praise the story got was from Gametrailers where they gave it a nine out of ten in the review and even nominated it for best story of 2007 , but why the high praises ? was it for the deep moral questionning of the characters or was it because it had lots of interesting action sequences tied up together with a revenge tale ? ... most of the people who enjoyed Kane & Lynch was because it made them feel like 'gangstas' , and not for the sake of the drama ... will Dead Men ever earn the merit it deserves ? in a century maybe ? like most artist from before , their work was only recognized when their bones went to dust ...
Then again it makes me laugh seeing all these people , both gamers and developers stating that "the day when video games will be recognized as a form of art is coming !" ... it makes me laugh because , well , Will they be able to tell from themselves what a work of art is or not ? ...
Or perhaps it is me who is just ... wrong ? what if i just have a odd taste in art and game ? you've seen which games i like and which i don't in that month old topic , you know i don't understand why critics gave high praises to that 'flamethrower not included crime game' calling it a "Oscar Caliber Script" , you know i don't understand why thousands of people says that the japanese dude (who created a character whose name makes us think of a male body part) is the greatest storyteller who ever stepped on earth ... you know i didn't like that game of the year of 2007 , the one with lots of big words like "capitalism" and "free market" and a absurd third act that no critic ever seem to complain ... or that other game of the year of 2007 , where most critics call its storyline "pure art" even though it had no story ... that one really took the cake ...
*sigh* ...
But here's to IO Interactive ...
*raise glasses* ...
Who had the unfortunate luck of having me , a forum user with too much time on it hands , to give the highest praise (up to the point of madness/absurdity maybe)to this fine game ...
And here's to the future , where hopefully you would never turn any future Kane & Lynch project into a comedy ...
Long Live The Drama ! ...
And Happy Two Years , Kane & Lynch : Dead Men ! ...
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