Favorite Mark Hamill quotes

[SirRoscoe]

It's a no brainer that a majority of people grew up watching the Animated Series. So post away...quote your favorite Mark Hamill lines.

[Velderik]

Some of them aren't from B:TAS but that's because I love them so much.

Christmas With The Joker
Joker: Jingle bells! Batman smells! Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Jo-ker got a-wa-a-a-ay! [he then jumps onto the giant Christmas Tree which is actually a rocket] Crashing through the roof! In a one-horse-open tree! Busting out I go! Laughing all the WHEEEEE! [the "rocket-tree" flies off into the distance as he sings]


Joker: Rumor has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.
Laugh track: Yea!
Joker: And since I don't have one of my own...
Laugh track: Aww...
Joker: I decided to steal one!
Laugh track: Yea!Joker: And here they are: The Awful Lawful Family! [lights turn on and reveal Gordon, Summer, and Bullock tied up and gagged] Aren't they just the cutest family you've ever seen?
Batman: [watching in the Batmobile] It's never easy with the Joker.
Joker: Meet Daddy Lawful! [ungags Gordon]
Commissioner Gordon: You diseased maniac! I'll-- [Joker gags him again] mhmmphm!
Joker: Hmm. Looks like I'll have to teach Daddy some manners. And here's Mommy Lawful! [ungags Summer]
Summer Gleason: Help! Somebody please help us-- [Joker gags her again] mhmmphm!
Joker: Ho ho ho, isn't she jolly? And here we have little Baby Lawful! Coochie coochie coo! [ungags Bullock]
Detective Bullock: When I get my hands on you, I'll rip your-- [Joker gags him again] mhmmphm!
Joker: I'll bet Batman wishes he had a family just like mine. Personally I think relatives are a bore, so Batman can have them... if he can find them by midnight! Otherwise... [makes a throat-slashing motion and laughs]

The Laughing Fish
(Alfred and Batman are in the Batcave examining one of the Joker's fish, when all of a sudden, a TV commercial comes on)
Harley Quinn: [singing] They're finny and funny and oh so delish! They're joyful and jolly Joker fish!
[Fade to a generic dining room, featuring two of the Joker's henchmen sitting at the table, dressed as small children, with Harley wearing an apron which reads "Kiss the Cook"]
Narrator (Joker): Say, Mom. Wondering what to feed the family tonight?
Harley: What'll I feed the family tonight?
[In walks the Joker, dressed as the Gorton's Fisherman]
Joker: [pirate's accent] Arrr! Try me famous Joker fish! There's Smiling Smelt! Giggling Grouper! And Happy Haddock!
Alfred: [to Batman] This could cause a stampede to pork!
Joker: Yummy-yum-yum! [takes a forkful of fish and holds it in front of Harley, who obviously doesn't like fish] Eat it!
Harley: Ummm, Mistah J?... I have this little...problem with fish--
[Joker shoves the forkful of fish into Harley's mouth]
Harley: [visibly disgusted] Yummy-yum-yum... [quickly runs out of frame]
Joker: Yes, friends, that's Joker fish! [Harley loudly retches off-camera] Tasty! Tempting! And of course...
Henchmen: [flatly] Naturally low in cholesterol.
Joker: Coming to your local store! [menacingly] Just as soon as that nasty ol' Mr. G. Carl Francis decides to give me my legal cut of the profits! I hope you've changed you've changed your mind, Francis, [holds up a clock] because I most certainly haven't changed mine. [laughs darkly]

Joker: You're right, Harley. Fish are disgusting. I think I'll start using my toxin on cattle. Joker Burgers! Hah! Talk about a "Happy Meal"!

Dreadful Birthday Dear Joker
Joker: I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled kids!!! Now get me Santa Claus!

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
Chucko: Batman showed up and we had to ditch, but we were able to save this: the console's memory board. [Chucko slides the board to Joker, who is sitting across the table. Joker catches it.] I know it's not much, but-
Joker: "It's not much"? It's nothing! [smashes the memory board] Losers, all of you. A disgrace to the name "Joker". Why, in my day--
Bonk: "In your day"?! Ever since you conned your way into this gang it's been "in your day" this, "in your day" that!
Chucko: [uneasily] Bonk..
Bonk: Your day is over, old man, even if you are who you say you are; and personally, I think you're a fake!
Joker: Ah, brave new world... that has such putzes in it.
Bonk: He's got us running around, ripping out a lot of geek junk, but no cash! He won't tell us what his plan is, even if he has one! I want out!
Joker: [Amused, the Joker pulls out a gun.] If you insist...
Bonk: Hey, man, take it easy! I-I was, I was just kidding!
[The Joker fires, but a flag pops out of the end of the gun.]
Joker: So was I! [The Joker chuckles and waves the gun, then shoots the flag into Bonk's chest.] Oops! No I wasn't! That's also how we did it in my day. You know, kids, a lot has changed since your old Uncle Joker's been away: new Gotham, new rules, and even a new Batman. But now I'm tanned, I'm rested, and I'm ready to give this town another wedgie again! I have to know you're with me. Will you say it for me one time?
Jokerz: [Terrified.] We're with you!
Joker: A little louder.
Jokerz: [Louder.] We're with you!
Joker: Dee-Dee?
The Dee-Dee Twins: We're with you!
Joker: Boys?
Chucko and Ghoul: We're with you!
Joker: Bonk? ... Oh, right. Dead. [Pauses, breaking the fourth wall and gazing at the audience.] Dee-Dee, be a lamb and sweep out the trash. There's a good girls! Your renewed faith puts a smile in my heart! Let's say we forget about tonight's mishap and start over?
Chucko: Great, Boss!
Joker: Ghoul, m'boy, we're gonna need a new systems scanner; who's got one that they'd be willing to donate?
Ghoul: Checking! What we need is cutting edge. These are the only other places we'd be able to find one.
Joker: [Reading off a list.] Hmmm... Nope. Nuh-uh. Nope. [Finally finding a candidate.] Ah!
Ghoul: There? Security's gonna be tight.
Joker: Oh, yes! But think of the fun!

The Joker: What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration... [the screen flickers to life, showing "Our Family Memories"] I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong - but all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. [pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway! HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

Joker: If you don't like the movie, I've got slides.

Joker: (dying) That's not funny... that's not...

[bouncybullet]

May the floss be with you!

[SirRoscoe]

Some of them aren't from B:TAS but that's because I love them so much.

Christmas With The Joker
Joker: Jingle bells! Batman smells! Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Jo-ker got a-wa-a-a-ay! [he then jumps onto the giant Christmas Tree which is actually a rocket] Crashing through the roof! In a one-horse-open tree! Busting out I go! Laughing all the WHEEEEE! [the "rocket-tree" flies off into the distance as he sings]


Joker: Rumor has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.
Laugh track: Yea!
Joker: And since I don't have one of my own...
Laugh track: Aww...
Joker: I decided to steal one!
Laugh track: Yea!
Joker: And here they are: The Awful Lawful Family! [lights turn on and reveal Gordon, Summer, and Bullock tied up and gagged] Aren't they just the cutest family you've ever seen?
Batman: [watching in the Batmobile] It's never easy with the Joker.
Joker: Meet Daddy Lawful! [ungags Gordon]
Commissioner Gordon: You diseased maniac! I'll-- [Joker gags him again] mhmmphm!
Joker: Hmm. Looks like I'll have to teach Daddy some manners. And here's Mommy Lawful! [ungags Summer]
Summer Gleason: Help! Somebody please help us-- [Joker gags her again] mhmmphm!
Joker: Ho ho ho, isn't she jolly? And here we have little Baby Lawful! Coochie coochie coo! [ungags Bullock]
Detective Bullock: When I get my hands on you, I'll rip your-- [Joker gags him again] mhmmphm!
Joker: I'll bet Batman wishes he had a family just like mine. Personally I think relatives are a bore, so Batman can have them... if he can find them by midnight! Otherwise... [makes a throat-slashing motion and laughs]

The Laughing Fish
(Alfred and Batman are in the Batcave examining one of the Joker's fish, when all of a sudden, a TV commercial comes on)
Harley Quinn: [singing] They're finny and funny and oh so delish! They're joyful and jolly Joker fish!
[Fade to a generic dining room, featuring two of the Joker's henchmen sitting at the table, dressed as small children, with Harley wearing an apron which reads "Kiss the Cook"]
Narrator (Joker): Say, Mom. Wondering what to feed the family tonight?
Harley: What'll I feed the family tonight?
[In walks the Joker, dressed as the Gorton's Fisherman]
Joker: [pirate's accent] Arrr! Try me famous Joker fish! There's Smiling Smelt! Giggling Grouper! And Happy Haddock!
Alfred: [to Batman] This could cause a stampede to pork!
Joker: Yummy-yum-yum! [takes a forkful of fish and holds it in front of Harley, who obviously doesn't like fish] Eat it!
Harley: Ummm, Mistah J?... I have this little...problem with fish--
[Joker shoves the forkful of fish into Harley's mouth]
Harley: [visibly disgusted] Yummy-yum-yum... [quickly runs out of frame]
Joker: Yes, friends, that's Joker fish! [Harley loudly retches off-camera] Tasty! Tempting! And of course...
Henchmen: [flatly] Naturally low in cholesterol.
Joker: Coming to your local store! [menacingly] Just as soon as that nasty ol' Mr. G. Carl Francis decides to give me my legal cut of the profits! I hope you've changed you've changed your mind, Francis, [holds up a clock] because I most certainly haven't changed mine. [laughs darkly]

Joker: You're right, Harley. Fish are disgusting. I think I'll start using my toxin on cattle. Joker Burgers! Hah! Talk about a "Happy Meal"!

Dreadful Birthday Dear Joker
Joker: I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled kids!!! Now get me Santa Claus!

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
Chucko: Batman showed up and we had to ditch, but we were able to save this: the console's memory board. [Chucko slides the board to Joker, who is sitting across the table. Joker catches it.] I know it's not much, but-
Joker: "It's not much"? It's nothing! [smashes the memory board] Losers, all of you. A disgrace to the name "Joker". Why, in my day--
Bonk: "In your day"?! Ever since you conned your way into this gang it's been "in your day" this, "in your day" that!
Chucko: [uneasily] Bonk...
Bonk: Your day is over, old man, even if you are who you say you are; and personally, I think you're a fake!
Joker: Ah, brave new world... that has such putzes in it.
Bonk: He's got us running around, ripping out a lot of geek junk, but no cash! He won't tell us what his plan is, even if he has one! I want out!
Joker: [Amused, the Joker pulls out a gun.] If you insist...
Bonk: Hey, man, take it easy! I-I was, I was just kidding!
[The Joker fires, but a flag pops out of the end of the gun.]
Joker: So was I! [The Joker chuckles and waves the gun, then shoots the flag into Bonk's chest.] Oops! No I wasn't! That's also how we did it in my day. You know, kids, a lot has changed since your old Uncle Joker's been away: new Gotham, new rules, and even a new Batman. But now I'm tanned, I'm rested, and I'm ready to give this town another wedgie again! I have to know you're with me. Will you say it for me one time?
Jokerz: [Terrified.] We're with you!
Joker: A little louder.
Jokerz: [Louder.] We're with you!
Joker: Dee-Dee?
The Dee-Dee Twins: We're with you!
Joker: Boys?
Chucko and Ghoul: We're with you!
Joker: Bonk? ... Oh, right. Dead. [Pauses, breaking the fourth wall and gazing at the audience.] Dee-Dee, be a lamb and sweep out the trash. There's a good girls! Your renewed faith puts a smile in my heart! Let's say we forget about tonight's mishap and start over?
Chucko: Great, Boss!
Joker: Ghoul, m'boy, we're gonna need a new systems scanner; who's got one that they'd be willing to donate?
Ghoul: Checking! What we need is cutting edge. These are the only other places we'd be able to find one.
Joker: [Reading off a list.] Hmmm... Nope. Nuh-uh. Nope. [Finally finding a candidate.] Ah!
Ghoul: There? Security's gonna be tight.
Joker: Oh, yes! But think of the fun!

The Joker: What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration... [the screen flickers to life, showing "Our Family Memories"] I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong - but all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. [pause] Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway! HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

Joker: If you don't like the movie, I've got slides.

Joker: (dying) That's not funny... that's not...


Wow...that's a ton of lines :thumb:...and the ones from Return of the Joker are my all-time favorites .

[Velderik]

Wow...that's a ton of lines :thumb:...and the ones from Return of the Joker are my all-time favorites .

I have a lot more from different villains, but these are some I really like the most from the Joker :P

And I just updated them with colours, that's easier to read :)

[DarkCrusader67]

http://forums.eidosgames.com/showthread.php?t=88185&page=5

similar thread

[PS3/PSPGamer7]

"No... its not true. THATS IMPOSSIBLE!"
"You failed your highness, I am a Jedi like my father before me" :lol:
Ok sorry I couldn't resist.

[Solidkill3r]

"Over?. Why,my dear delusional dark knight...... it hasn't even begun."

[JawsFanJesse]

DON'T TOUCH ME OLD MAN!, I don't know where you've been! Ha Ha Ha

[Azura20]

"Forget the Green Mile... try walking the brown mile!" *laughs*

[door noob]

Batman Beyond Return of the Joker - "Funny guy..."

[xScarecrowX]

"Times the one thing I got....well that and dementia."

[JawsFanJesse]

He looks like an Idiot, Talks like an idiot But, Don't be Fooled...HE IS AN IDIOT ! ha ha ha ha

[Azura20]

"And don't call me 'Puddin' " I NEEDED to beat the crap out of him given what he did right before that. I finally get my wish. Thank You, Rocksteady, and Eidos.

[Billy's Talent]

Batman Beyond Return of the Joker - "Still.... if its a whoop-in your a want-in"
EDIT: Got it wrong

[JawsFanJesse]

Batman Beyond Return of the Joker - "Buuuuut.... if its a whoop-in your a want-in"

I love that Part :lol:

Edited: I can't Find that Part on Youtube :(

[door noob]

I love that Part :lol:

Edited: I can't Find that Part on Youtube :(

It's in here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kafm3ELF0_s

Edit - It's at 1:20.

[JawsFanJesse]

It's in here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kafm3ELF0_s

Edit - It's at 1:20.

:lmao: Thanks alot door noob :D :thumb:

[ineedrevelation]

Ha! I've got all you beat. Mark Hamill was also Fire Lord Ozai on Avatar, too. Suck on these quotes:

"Your uncle has gotten to you, hasn't he? (Evil Laughter) That's just beautiful. Maybe he can pass down to you the ways of tea and failure."

"After centuries of Fire Lords failed to find you... now the universe delievers you to me as an act of providence."

"Your people did not deserve to exist in this world. IN MY WORLD! Prepare to join them. Prepare to DIE!"

[JawsFanJesse]

Mark Hamill - ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED! - DarkSiders

[ineedrevelation]

Also, Batman TAS:

To Batman as he's chained to a giant wheel, "I hate it when you make sense."

Seeing Batman's glider crushed in a mechanical 'Joker' mouth. "That's it. Chew em up and spit 'em out! (Evil Laugh)"

Taking off in an ejector seat leaving Harley captured by Batman. "Sorry, kido! I could only afford one!"

Have a happy!

[CodeBlack]

"I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Noooo, thank you!"

"You see, the thing you're forgetting is there's all sorts of ways to get someone."

"See Batsy? I think of everything!" (Sees deadly shark) "AAAAAAAHHHHH"

Responding to "what am I bid?" : "How's about nothing? Zero? Zilch? A personal check for bupkis made out to the first nation bank of skidoo?"


Mayor: "But, all those innocent people!"
Joker: "Some joke on them, eh? Think of it as the ultimate punchline!"


After blowing up Andrea Beaumont's apartment while on the phone:

"Hello? Hello, operator? I believe my party's been... disconnected. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


The entire conversation where Joker sets Superman up in World's Finest, but especially.

"Oh... silly me. I forgot the acid!"

"Feel free to expire at any time!"


From Justice League

"Will Green Lantern ever admit to his feelings? Will Hawkgirl ever stop sublimating her passions with that big honkin' mace? Will true love conquer all? Not on my show!" *BOOM*


Also, pretty much all his lines from The Laughing Fish, but they've all been said already.


And, from one of his other roles (guess which one):

"I'm such a baaad hacker. Bad bad bad bad bad. Hahahaha!"

"Jason Philip Macendale, to be precise! Former petty crook, ex hired thug, and now... your husband to be! Hehahahahaha!"

[A Dark Hunter]

Ha! I've got all you beat. Mark Hamill was also Fire Lord Ozai on Avatar, too. Suck on these quotes:

"Your uncle has gotten to you, hasn't he? (Evil Laughter) That's just beautiful. Maybe he can pass down to you the ways of tea and failure."

"After centuries of Fire Lords failed to find you... now the universe delievers you to me as an act of providence."

"Your people did not deserve to exist in this world. IN MY WORLD! Prepare to join them. Prepare to DIE!"

Really!?! :eek:
I like Avatar now......:D

[DrDoom]

Hamilton Hill: [on TV, about Batman] He and criminals like the Joker are cut from the same fabric.
Joker: [watching] What?! Compare ME to BATMAN?! I've got more style! More brains! I'm certainly a better dresser!

(The Joker puts a piece of dynamite in a birthday cake)
Child: Hey! What's that?
Joker: It's a birthday candle, Einstein! Except this one blows you out.

[The Hylden]

Wow, I can't believe Joker's Favor hasn't made it to here...

Charlie: "Hey, buddy! yeah, I'm talkin' to you, clown! Ya think ya own the whole road?! Why, for two cents I'd-" *sees it's the Joker, panics and drives away*
"That was the Joker! I cussed out the Joker!!"

Later...

Joker: "Here's your two cents... Now, what are you going to do to me?"

"Now, look here, my rude friend, we can't have people cursing at each other on the road. It's simply not polite."

"Wallet."

Charlie: "Oh sure! I don't have much cash-"

Joker: "Oh, please! Don't insult me!" *reads* "Charles Michael Collins (Michael Collins, ha!)... That's you! Lousy picture, though. Lou-sey! Address, height, weight,-- blah, blah, blah! Right-e-oh, Chuckers! Here's the deal. I let you off, if you promise to do a little favor for me."

Charlie: Uh, o-ok... What?"

Joker: "I DON'T KNOW!!!" *Charlie falls on the ground* "I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF IT YET!!!" *calms, pick up Charlie and dusts him off* "You just toddle on back to your mundane, meaningless little life and when I need you, I'll call. Fair?!" *smacks his back* "Good? *and again* GREAT!! I'll be in touch..."

*leaves with the most menacing, darkest probably laugh in the TAS ever, very close to his deep Arkham Joker*




Joker *tossing darts like a champ at Gordon's pic*: "I arranged another "early parole" as soon as I heard about Gordon's "testimonial." Foo."

Harley: "It is to laugh, eh, Mista J.?"

Joker *back-flips off the desk*: "I ask you, Harley, who's given more hours of amusement to the Gotham police force than me?"

Harley: "No-one, Mista J.!"

Joker: I deserve -- Nay! -- DEMAND! the right to honor our dear commissioner as well."


Later...


Charlie: "H-how... How did you find me?"

Joker: "Oh, I never lost you, Chaz! You've become my little ... hobby! Haha! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HEOOHOO!!!!" Now, listen up, Charlie Brown... You're booked on the next flight to Gotham. Tell the family you had to visit a "sick friend." Hoohoo!" Oh! And let's keep this to ourselves, kay? Bad things happen to people who gossip... Capice, Carlo?"


Now, the best line ever:p

Joker: "Jumpin' Jimedy-Christmas!! Charlie Collins! It's been forever! How are ya, man? You look great! lost a little weight, lost a little hair, too! Haha! ...Oh, Charile... Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... So, ready to do me that ... little favor?"

Charlie: "P-please! Don't make me hurt anyone!"

Joker: "Not to worry, Chuckers! As soon as you've done me that little favor, I'll send you right back home. I promise."


Later...

Joker: "Oh-kay, Chaz! When Harley knocks on the door three times, you open it"

Charlie: "...And?"

Joker: "That's it!"

Charlie: Wait, that's it? That's the favor? You called me here to open a door??"

Joker: "Well, look at the size of that cake, man!! She can't open the door and push it in all at once!! THINK!!"

Charlie *to us*: "He's crazy!"

Haha, now watch the episode and love it :p

[Old_BenKenobi]

I think I have to say... this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

Or this, from return of the Joker:

Harley: Puddin, company!
Joker: Hello there! Welcome to our happy home!
Batman: Where's Robin?
Joker: Robin? There's no Robin here.
H: Maybe he means our little J?
J: Of course! That's it!
*Batman turns and walks towards a curtain. Harley shoots him with a bazooka that ties him up*
J: *kisses Harley* You know Bats, we've been doing this little run around of ours for years. And it's been loads of laughs, but the sad fact is: None of us are getting and younger.
H: That old clock's a tickin'!
J: Quite right poo. And Harley and I were thinking it was time to start a family. Add a Joker Jr. to our merry brood.
H: But rather than go through the JOYs of childbirth, we decided to adopt.
J: We couldn't do it legally, but then we remembered you always had a few spare kids running around. So we borrowed one.
*Opens curtain revealing gurney in shadows. A child is strapped to it.*
J: He needed a little molding of course (What kid doesn't?) but soon we came to love him as our own. Say hello JJ.
*A mutilated Robin hops off the gurney and begins to laugh. Batman flips his ****, breaks free of his confines and throws a knife at Joker, who ducks and laughs like a maniac*

[CaptainMcMulla]

There are too many Mark Hamill lines i cant think of them. But when i get the game those lines will be fresh in the head.

[Joker's Jolly Jester]

"if you have to explain the joke, THERE IS NO JOKE!

[Joker's Jolly Jester]

posted by the Hylden
And, from one of his other roles (guess which one):

[I]"I'm such a baaad hacker. Bad bad bad bad bad. Hahahaha!"

"Jason Philip Macendale, to be precise! Former petty crook, ex hired thug, and now... your husband to be! Hehahahahaha!

and it is from

Spider Man as quoted by the hobgobblin as he stole herbert landon's data from the two parter xmen crossover the mutant agenda!
what he said guess...

[ineedrevelation]

^^^You forgot the best quote from that whole episode:
Charlie: "How did you find me?"
Joker: "Oh, I never lost you, Charles. You've become my... HOBBY! (Evil Laughter)"

[ineedrevelation]

I forgot he was Hobgoblin. What a great voice actor.

[ineedrevelation]

Batman Beyond Movie:
"You? You're a punk. A rank ameture."

[Pibbman]

The beginning of the episode "Almost got 'em" the joker says at a poker game with guys.

"Alright, I want a nice clean game... that'll be a first."

So far for the game itself my favorite quote is probably "Play you like a violin and cut your string".

[james283126]

The Laughing Fish: Guy behind desk: Great Scott! Joker: Actually i'm Irish

[A Dark Hunter]

In Batman Beyond....
Joker: *get's shot* That's not funny...that's not....UHHHHH!

[Talvrae]

Mark Hammil favored quote??? welll
Dark Vader: I am your Father
Mark Hamil: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That's not true, that's not possible!?!
Dark Vader: Read in your Hearth you will know it's the Truth
Nark Hammil: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo




lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6sj89xgnl4

what that's dont count?

[A Dark Hunter]

Mark Hammil favored quote??? welll
Dark Vader: I am your Father
Mark Hamil: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That's not true, that's not possible!?!
Dark Vader: Read in your Hearth you will know it's the Truth
Nark Hammil: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo




lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6sj89xgnl4

what that's dont count?

Actually yes it does count.....

Luke: Hey Leia! Let's make out even though we are brother and sister!
Leia: Ok!

And that's EXACTLY how it happened....

[Joker's Jolly Jester]

it would be funny if it weren't so pathetic aw what the heck i'll laugh anyway! HA HA HA

[A Dark Hunter]

it would be funny if it weren't so pathetic aw what the heck i'll laugh anyway! HA HA HA

That is one of my favorite quotes by him! Haha!

Joker (talking over intercom): Now I'm sure that the rumor that Batman drinks human blood is not true....although I could be wrong....

[RedHoodSecondSon]

*after Batman escapes from a straitjacket in the houdini water tank trap* Little kid: *Clap clap* He Did it, he got free! Joker: -_-* they don't make straitjackets like they used to...i should know

and this one

*Joker throws a Bomb at the Auctioneer for a A bomb* Whoopsie

*the Bomb doesn't explode, a clown pops up from inside with the word Boo in its hands* Joker: you know you really should loosen up Dealer, Have a laugh now and then.

*Dealer gets sprayed with Joker Gas and begins laughing uncontrollably*

Joker :D Oh that's sooo much more pleasant

XD

[A Dark Hunter]

Joker (after watching Harley release Ivy): Oh I could watch those two all day! They are a riot! And speaking of riot.....*Joker pushes button and releases a number of insane inmates*

[matti76]

I liked many of his lines in the execution ceremony in The Man Who Killed Batman, especially when he punctures the sombre atmosphere with 'Well that was fun; who's for Chinese?' :D

[Mr_Scarecrow_Goes_To_Town]

Some of my favorites include:

"Hahahahahoohoohoo! Hello? Hello, operator? I believe my party's been...disconnected, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"You?! What's to know you're a punk! A rank amateur; a costumed errand boy taking orders from a senile old man."

"See Batsy I think of everything! HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

"Oops, looks like we're experiencing technical difficulties, but don't worry folks, we're still on the air..."

"Over? Why my dear delusional Dark Knight...it hasn't even begun."

"What a blabbermouth, spoiling a surprise like that!"

"Come on boys he's just one man...one man dressed like a lunatic and armed to the teeth. Hehehehehehe, go get him!"

"Yo Frankie, how's the wife and kids, you miss me?"

"Not so tight boys, you'll crease the suit, hehehehehehehehehe!"

"Hahahahahahaha! Need to take my temperature, I'd be HAPPY to drop my pants."

"What's up doc? Pencil me in for tomorrow at four...we got a lot of catching up to do."

"Look at all this new security. How's a guy supposed to break outta here?"

"The choke's on you. He he, ha ha ha, ha ha ha."

[BatmanOfTheFuture]

Best line i think is from the episode "The Strange Secret Of Bruce Wayne".

Joker: Hold it, hold it, hold it,.
Two-Face: Get out of my face Clown!
Joker:Which one?

[Uncle Joe]

Best line i think is from the episode "The Strange Secret Of Bruce Wayne".

Joker: Hold it, hold it, hold it,.
Two-Face: Get out of my face Clown!
Joker:Which one?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEk-m4hZCV8&feature=related

a favorite of mine as well

[TheDarkArcane]

"Over?. Why,my dear delusional dark knight...... it hasn't even begun."

Loved that one from the Teaser trailer for the game.

DON'T TOUCH ME OLD MAN!, I don't know where you've been! Ha Ha Ha

lol Batman Mask of the Phantasm is awesome, I just watched it again the other night.


No one has mentioned when the Joker is sitting in a chair and quotes Edgar Allen Poe
"Suddenly I hear a rapping as if someone gently tapping at my chamber door *insert Joker Laughter*"
*Batman bursts in*
Its in TAS somewhere, but I have no idea what episode, its been so long since I have seen any of those episodes.

This will make you laugh though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=133GRjmQWV8

[Painguin]

Makes you wanna laugh, doesn't it?

[SolidSnake_123]

Every Animated Batman movie with the joker ever..:nut:

[Sir Legendhead]

Kevin Conroy: I AM YOUR FATHER

Mark Hamill: NOOOOOO

http://vaderpainter.com/images/Index/BatVader.jpg

[Mr_Scarecrow_Goes_To_Town]

Kevin Conroy: I AM YOUR FATHER

Mark Hamill: NOOOOOO

http://vaderpainter.com/images/Index/BatVader.jpg

:rolleyes: :p