*WIN* Batman: Arkham Asylum Shirts!

[Amputechture]

Greetings all! We at Batmania Reviews (http://batmaniareviews.blogspot.com/) are having yet another contest ... Yes, now that the ComicCon info has come and gone, and we are hopefully receiving a demo very soon ... we thought we'd help pass the time. By letting you win stuff. Awesome.

Keir gave us the green light to give away some Batman: Arkham Asylum shirts! Not to mention some Batman DVD's and Comics that we will also have as prizes! Soon we will update this thread with a screenshot and it's up to you all to think of something witty to go along with it. Come on, you're all used to that right? So once again stay tuned for some details very soon.

JULY 28, 2009 UPDATE: CONTEST IS LIVE! Everyone go for it! Keir has informed me that we have (3) shirts to give away!

FIRST PRIZE: Batman: Arkham Asylum Shirt + Batman the Animated Series: The Legend Begins DVD (contains five episodes: On Leather Wings, Christmas with The Joker, Nothing to Fear, The Last Laugh and Pretty Poison)

SECOND PRIZE: Batman Arkham Asylum Shirt + Comic of choice (ie: Batman #689, Batman and Robin #3, Gotham City Sirens #3, Batman: Streets of Gotham #3)

THIRD PRIZE: Batman Arkham Asylum Shirt

(Please note: DVD is region 1) Contest will run through until Thursday, and winners will be announced Friday.

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[DarkCrusader67]

AHHHHH I WANT A SHIRT!! cool beans.

damn. i wish it was a riddle instead! i'm wayyy better at those

[EliteF50]

Thank God it's not a riddle. :D

[DarkCrusader67]

:p ^^^

[Batman The Trailer Hunter]

I want a dvd. I remember 4 years ago my fam bought like 5 Batman the animated series dvd....best days of my life :) I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[batman4747]

Did they say anything at Comic-Con about the Demo?

[door noob]

Did they say anything at Comic-Con about the Demo?

Not to the public, but the marketing excecutive on batman arkham asylum told sd921(forum member who attended the comic con) the demo will be coming out in the next two weeks.

[batman4747]

Ok thank door noob. LOL door noob

[Zombie-Gamer]

Coooooool

[door noob]

ok thank door noob. Lol door noob

:D :p

[JawsFanJesse]

I WANNA A SHIRT !!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:

[Jason Todd]

:eek: I WANT A SHIRT!!!!! ....wait...Darn it..I work for Batmania :hmm:

[Amputechture]

The contest is live everyone!

[tsp]

Batman: Ruining the circus for children since 1939
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Clown Thug: Joker said we were trapping AQUAMAN in here! I would have called in sick if I knew it was this guy again.
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Batman: Give me some dap.


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Thanks for the contest, guys!

[JawsFanJesse]

What do we Do ?

[LemonLoafer]

Greetings all! We at Batmania Reviews (http://batmaniareviews.blogspot.com/) are having yet another contest ... Yes, now that the ComicCon info has come and gone, and we are hopefully receiving a demo very soon ... we thought we'd help pass the time. By letting you win stuff. Awesome.

Keir gave us the green light to give away some Batman: Arkham Asylum shirts! Not to mention some Batman DVD's and Comics that we will also have as prizes! Soon we will update this thread with a screenshot and it's up to you all to think of something witty to go along with it. Come on, you're all used to that right? So once again stay tuned for some details very soon.

UPDATE: CONTEST IS LIVE! Everyone go for it, we are still figuring out how the prizes will be distributed, but so far they include:

-Batman: Arkham Asylum shirt

-Batman the Animated Series: The Legend Begins DVD (contains five episodes: On Leather Wings, Christmas with The Joker, Nothing to Fear, The Last Laugh and Pretty Poison)

-Wednesday Comics #1 + Comic of choice (ie: Batman #689, Batman and Robin #3, Gotham City Sirens #3, Batman: Streets of Gotham #3)

(Please note: DVD is region 1)

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#1 Clown thug: I still like Carnival Games better.
#2 Schumacher?!... Bats?! *punch eachother*
#3 Boom! CHEASTSHOT!!!!
#4 Clown thug: Yee scallywags don't know nottin ba nottin aba me.

[PunchAndJudy]

how do i enter!?

[Amputechture]

how do i enter!?

Just post a funny quote ... the best one will win some prizes!

[PunchAndJudy]

." Come here baby, and give daddy some sugar!"

This is my entry lol

[PunchAndJudy]

Can u put as many as u like?

[JawsFanJesse]

Dirty mouth Clean it up with new Orbit Mango Splash! ...........Clown Smiles......Fabulous
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Batman Attempts to hit the Vampire clown in the Heart but fails and hits the wrong side
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Batman Hates Bad Breath
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Clown thug: Hold me Back Batman!

Batman: Don't Do it Man !

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Batman: you are Going to the Dentist NOW! mister!

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Batman: What did you say about Batman Forever ?!!!

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Batman: I am Not Adam West !!
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Batman: Robin is Not my Boyfriend !!!
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Batman: Take That ! Mike Tyson!
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Batman: Why are you covered in Butter I can't even punch you right !

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Clown: I know i look horrible as a Clown but, my dad made me do it!

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Clown: I Don't remeber you having Knuckles of steel !

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Clown: all I said is that superman captured me faster, thats it!

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Batman: Tag your it!
Clown: No Tag backs, I Knew you will do this so I wore my SILKY Shirt! HA HA !

[Amputechture]

Can u put as many as u like?

Yes, but we recommend editing one of your posts to save some space and see all of your tries easier :D

[MCREF]

(Please note: DVD is region 1)

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1. Clown thug: Hey! Put down the camera and help me out!

2. Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Oribit.

3. Clown thug: Hey! There are six other people scattered in the room man. How come you gettin' me first? That's messed up man.

4. Why are clowns so evil? Violator, Joker, Ronald McDonald, this stuff needs to stop!

5. Batman: I'm taking all of you clowns down!

Clown thug: Good luck finding Bobo, Bozo, Krusty, the Insane Clown Posse, Pagliacci, Ronald McDonald, Carrot Top, those guys who dressed up as the Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and the entire Detroit Lions team.

[Fairthe]

Batman: Glued again?! Lucky for me, I remembered my anti-glue spray this morning!

Try number 2:
Batman: Purple-Nurple!
Clown Thug: Oh please not again!

3rd times the charm:
Batman: Geebus, when was the last time you brushed your teeth? I could smell your breath when I was silently stalking you earlier!

4th time:
Clown Thug: I got beat up by Batman and all I got was this stupid T'Shirt!

5th try:
Batman: Warning, possible side affects include but are not limited to: pain in the face, extreme abdominal pressure, massive nose bleed, and diahrea.

6th:
Clown Thug: You know, I don't normally go this far till the second date....

7th Attempt:
Thug:I just lost The Game!
Batman: Damn you!

[curiousgerbil]

Attempt 1: Gingivitis. The number one cause of tooth decay.

Attempt 2: The friendly shoulder punch gone wrong.

Attempt 3: Rudolph the red nose clown thug, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever punched it, you might even see blood flow.

Attempt 4: Batman: Stop posing for the camera and LOOK AT ME when I'm punching you!!!

Attempt 5: Rock 'em Sock 'em Batman

Attempt 6: Batman: Wow! You're chest hair is surprisingly soft!

[darrinwright]

Once again, match.com failed at hooking Snuggles the Clown up with someone who wasn't a psychopath in tights.

[darrinwright]

Noticing - and smiling for - the camera may not have been the most strategic decision to make during the fight for Snuggles the Clown.

[SilentGuardian]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/batty.jpg

Joker Thugs,

Ruining screen shots by looking at the camera while getting punched in the chest since... well forever

[curiousgerbil]

When does this contest end?

[Amputechture]

When does this contest end?

We'll probably have it closed up around Thursday and announce winners on Friday. :D

[Caped Crusader 13]

Go Go Man Boob Punch!!!

Who Farted?

Thug: Help me out Batman Im constipated. "GRUNT"
Batman: Okay "BAM!"
Thug: AH much better!

[GR1NG0_SU4V3]

Batman, fighting plaque one goon at a time.

[Flashbang]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/batty.jpg

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1º
Clown Thug: Help!!!! I need a dentist.
Batman: :cool: Don´t worry, my fist is the best dentist of the town. :cool:

2º
Clown Thug: Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
Batman: Of course and You fight like a cow.

3º
Batman: This is not Bamby. Here the father dies, the mother dies and with the child we do chops.
Clown Thug: And with me, what will you do?
Batman: I am a man with a suit of black leather and latex. What are you thinking?

[VXR]

clowny thug to BATS : " Hey watch the eyeliner, bud !!! "

clowny try # 2 ' I knew i should have stayed with the insane clown posse'

TV announcer on the Jerry Springer show...... ' When good clowns, go bad.............Next on the Springer show !! '

[Batz-R-Us]

Attempt 1 - Bats do not like the colour red.

Attempt 2 - And I thought we were friends?

Attempt 3 - Ever since that dreaded night at the circus long ago, Batman has been longing for revenge against anything covered in Red and White face paint.

Attempt 4 - Batman: "Dont ever give me that look again!"

Attempt 5 - "Innnnn the red corner, a psychopathic and murderous clown imitating thug intent of causing havoc to tune of a crazy and devious mastermind , and in the blue corner, Gotham's very own crime fighter back to teach all clowns a lesson - THE Battttmaannnnn!!!"

[DrDoom]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/DarkMagic6/batty1.jpg

What can I say, I was bored.... :hmm:

Other entries-

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Batman: Sing it AGAIN!

Thug: Nanananananana..........

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Batman: Who am I, WHO AM I!

Thug: :whining softly: You're Batman! :cries softly to himself:

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That's it I'm done.

[Batman The Trailer Hunter]

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"im goina make this smile disappear! TA DA ITS GONE"

[heimbo]

Before
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/batty.jpg

After
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38012000/jpg/_38012998_alexarrives.jpg

Dr. Batman D.D.S and licensed face rearranger.

[Grommers]

Thug : "Batman..SMILE! Your on CANDID Camera!!!

Batmans response is punching the thug.

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Thug :Tonight on the Asylum show..we have Batman! His parents are deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead.

Batman response is punching the thug.

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Or the old so famous adam west lines




"Kapow!"

[DarkCrusader67]

Batman: What kind of cologne are you wearing?!

[daklog]

batman : turning frowns upside down since 39'

[Poison Quinn]

Sooo um i have a friend....who like uh wants to do this contest and uh she i mean he gets on my name sometimes. Sooo can she...he enter? lol He really wants a shirt and dvd :D

:whistle:

[DarkCrusader67]

Batman: Your shirt feels nice, where'd you get it?

[DarkCrusader67]

Batman: Hey... Do I smell like B.O.??

[DarkCrusader67]

Feel my arms, c'mon, feel my bicep!

[CaptainMcMulla]

THUG: Hey Bats, Watcha think of my Jaws impression?
http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/public/news_images/4/77648_189190_4.jpg
BATMAN: Jaws?
THUG: I guess who havent seen James Bond?

[MrFreeze]

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Attempt 1
Batman:Trick or Treat!
Thug:What!, Dude I dont have candy and its not even Hollween?
Batman: WHAT!?

Attempt 2
Thug:I swear I just woke up like this!!

Attempt3
Camera Man:Your BREAKING the 4th Wall MAN!! Your Wall Breaking the 4th Wall!!

Attempt4
"They Say when batman beats a clown thug a Angle gets his wings"

Attempt 5
"They say batman wears a cowl to hide another fist"

Attempt 6
Batman: Have you seen this boy

[the scarecrow]

THUG: Hey Bats, Watcha think of my Jaws impression?
http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/public/news_images/4/77648_189190_4.jpg
BATMAN: Jaws?
THUG: I guess who havent seen James Bond? i met that guy he is a giant

[the scarecrow]

batman: these dam cotton shirts dont let you get a good grip dam you hanes

[evilmajikman]

THUG: OMG HELP! This tiny batarang is stuck on my chest.
Batarang: Self destruct in 1 minute
Batman: Stay still, I cant get it off >:[

[darrinwright]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/27/128932011596637416.jpg

[thebatman226]

'Just keepin it real brother'

[zurc136]

Thug: Oh there you are...Joker wanted me to tell you--

Batman: BAM!!!

[DarkCrusader67]

Batman: I've got an itch on my arm!! Scratch it!!

[batman4747]

Clown Thug : I hope the Joker pays for my dentist bills.

[CapedCrusader1495]

The thug had been practicing faces to make when he would be the one to be hit by Batman, but in the end, it came out horribly wrong.

[Jason Todd]

nice job so far everyone, feel free to keep em coming, I have a few favorites...lol

[Gibraltor]

Clown Thug: Nice getup, did your mom dress you?
Batman: Sony Entertainment called, they want their Twisted Metal outfit back!

[dante13x11]

Batman Doesn't like when people sink his battle ship...

[TicTacadena]

1# - Thug - OW! That hit the nipple dude!

2# - Batman - BRUSH YOUR TEEEEEEEEETH!!!!!

3# - Thug - That's a hate crime Batman!

4# - Batman - I'm the Plaque Police and.... YOUR UNDER ARREST!

Ehh, they were ok. I hope I win! :)

[Riddling Artist]

BATMAN: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I JUST GOT PUNKD?
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RACISM
see? resident evil 5 isnt the only game that does it.

(note: i know that last one was mean, but hey whatever works)
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CLOWN: SHOW ME YOUR MOV-
BATMAN: FAAAAAALCCOOOOOON PAAAAAWWWNCH!!!!!!!
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WHEN AN UNAPPROACHABLE CLOWN MEETS AN UNSTOPPABLE NINJA BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY DRESSED IN A BATSUIT
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CLOWN used block. it wasnt very effective.

[batfan08]

[Robin holds camera]Holy 1,000,000 subscribers Batman!

Thug
A face only a mother could love

Batman
The Hammers of Justice are Unisex!

[Thug winks]"Don't worry,my insurance covers these sorts of things."

{BadBoys,BadBoys,
Watchya gonna do when Batman
comes for you
Tell me watchya gonna do}[Cops theme continues]

Batman
floats like a butterfly,hurts like hell.

[Riddling Artist]

[Thug winks]"Don't worry,my insurance covers these sorts of things."



i thought that the joker said that the thugs didnt have insurance:D

[xScarecrowX]

#1 Batman- "I won that Bingo game and you know it!!!"
#2 Batman- "Where do you buy your make-up?!"
Thug- "I'll never double cross The Joker to you!"
#3 Batman- "You're a mean kitty! I win!"
Thug- "Wrong!"
#4 Batman- "Spandex is NOT lame!" *Sniffs Sadly*
#5 Batman- "NO! NO! It's 1,2,kick! If you don't get this right we'll never make it on 'So You Think You Can Dance'!!"
#6 Thug- "Hate crime! HATE CRIME!!"

They are REALLY bad but..hey I tried...:(

[Riddling Artist]

CLOWN: WHY SO SERIOUS?
BATMAN: WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME?!!!!!!!! (punches clown)

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BATMAN: BAM! POW! PUNCH!
CLOWN: umm......
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CLOWN: TEH HAXXORZ
BATMAN: no... you just suck at this game.
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well... thats all i can think of. hope theyre funny.

[Sarvinator]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/1804/battycopy.jpg

My first attempt anyway.

[dante13x11]

Batman: I said!! "I'm the Racecar when we play monopoly!!"

[Zombie-Gamer]

Clown, Hey would like like a balloon animal?
Batman: Gimme a Bat
Clown: A bat? how about a giraffe?
Batman: I said a Bat, you *****!

2.,
It was at this moment that Alfred regreted hiring the Clown to jump out of Bruce's birthday cake.

[Riddling Artist]

hmmm... i think i have one more.
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COSPLAYERS
sometimes they take it way to far.

[Zombie-Gamer]

Are you tried of seeing this type of image, the sad truth is that over 85% of Gotham's clowns are asulted at work every day. So please donate just £1 a month to the GSPCC (Gotham Sociaty for the Pervention of Cruelty to Clowns) to help us to stop the volance toward Clowns, and remember under the make up they're just people too.

[Lunar]

Where you want it the stomach or the face.

[Lunar]

Batman: I see Joker already put a smile on that face. Maybe a fist to your mouth might make your smile look better.

[ThatHandsomeJoker]

Batman does NOT like Insane Clown Posse

[ThatHandsomeJoker]

Falcon PUUUUUUUNCH!
My bad.Aalready used =P

[LoboUDL]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/batty.jpg

1-At that moment The Joker started playing Prince's "Batdance" over the Asylum P.A. system. The rest was a blur.

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2-Inept Thug #47: Let's see you try that on Hard!

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3-Inept Thug #47: Not in the face! Not in the face!

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4-Inept Thug#47: Well, there goes my clean underwear.

[Jason Todd]

Lobo, your 2nd attempt sounds...so wrong lol

[deathb10w]

clown: Do you want to ring the bell Batman?
batman: Ding Ding!
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/batty.jpg
(Eye of The Tiger plays)

[batfan08]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/batty.jpg

Abuse
It can happen to anyone.

Batman...
...has seen "It" one too many times.

[VXR]

A young bruce wayne attends the bozo show, and just then......... things go horribly wrong.

[Amputechture]

Attention everyone ...

UPDATE to first post has been made about the prizes! Thanks and everyone! Continue to post your entries!

[Zombie-Gamer]

Batman had been jumpy around Clowns ever since watching Steven King's IT
Batman: Yaaaa! Take that Pennywise!

2.
Batman: You got a little something on you
Clown: Where?
Batman: There?
Clown: Here?
Batman: No down a bit
Clown: I get it?
Batman: No left a bit
Clown: Here?
Batman (punches Clown) Don't worry I got it

[Hush88]

Greetings all! We at Batmania Reviews (http://batmaniareviews.blogspot.com/) are having yet another contest ... Yes, now that the ComicCon info has come and gone, and we are hopefully receiving a demo very soon ... we thought we'd help pass the time. By letting you win stuff. Awesome.

Keir gave us the green light to give away some Batman: Arkham Asylum shirts! Not to mention some Batman DVD's and Comics that we will also have as prizes! Soon we will update this thread with a screenshot and it's up to you all to think of something witty to go along with it. Come on, you're all used to that right? So once again stay tuned for some details very soon.

JULY 28, 2009 UPDATE: CONTEST IS LIVE! Everyone go for it! Keir has informed me that we have (3) shirts to give away!

FIRST PRIZE: Batman: Arkham Asylum Shirt + Batman the Animated Series: The Legend Begins DVD (contains five episodes: On Leather Wings, Christmas with The Joker, Nothing to Fear, The Last Laugh and Pretty Poison)

SECOND PRIZE: Batman Arkham Asylum Shirt + Comic of choice (ie: Batman #689, Batman and Robin #3, Gotham City Sirens #3, Batman: Streets of Gotham #3)

THIRD PRIZE: Batman Arkham Asylum Shirt

(Please note: DVD is region 1) Contest will run through until Thursday, and winners will be announced Friday.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/batty.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/LOGO-2.jpg

Attempt 1
Batman: It'll be a cold day in hell before you take me to the circus!

Attempt 2
Batman: I need an adult! I need an adult!

Clown: Come in kid. Just take the clown candy, get in the van and everything will be cool!

[Johnnypaul69]

Batman: Ok were going over this one last time im going to punch you in the chest then go for a spin kick for the climactic finish and if you mess it up im going to punch you in the mouth harder than i did last time and mess up your teeth even more ok

Goon: OK............

[Johnnypaul69]

Batman: Is it me or do all of you guys look the same ?

[riddler010]

Clown: Why do you get the high-tech suit and gagets? I didnt even get a gun or a decent shirt to wear!
Batman: Don't tell the joker but I'm Bruce Wayne.
Clown: Ooo that is some juicy gosip!
Batman: Hey you need to Pinky swear you woun't tell him.

[HeartlessSystem]

Greetings all! We at Batmania Reviews (http://batmaniareviews.blogspot.com/) are having yet another contest ... Yes, now that the ComicCon info has come and gone, and we are hopefully receiving a demo very soon ... we thought we'd help pass the time. By letting you win stuff. Awesome.

Keir gave us the green light to give away some Batman: Arkham Asylum shirts! Not to mention some Batman DVD's and Comics that we will also have as prizes! Soon we will update this thread with a screenshot and it's up to you all to think of something witty to go along with it. Come on, you're all used to that right? So once again stay tuned for some details very soon.

JULY 28, 2009 UPDATE: CONTEST IS LIVE! Everyone go for it! Keir has informed me that we have (3) shirts to give away!

FIRST PRIZE: Batman: Arkham Asylum Shirt + Batman the Animated Series: The Legend Begins DVD (contains five episodes: On Leather Wings, Christmas with The Joker, Nothing to Fear, The Last Laugh and Pretty Poison)

SECOND PRIZE: Batman Arkham Asylum Shirt + Comic of choice (ie: Batman #689, Batman and Robin #3, Gotham City Sirens #3, Batman: Streets of Gotham #3)

THIRD PRIZE: Batman Arkham Asylum Shirt

(Please note: DVD is region 1) Contest will run through until Thursday, and winners will be announced Friday.

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http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/LOGO-2.jpg

1: Respect! Dammit! missed agian!
2: Buddy, you need a dentist. and the goddamn batman can do the teeth removing thing... !

[SilentOne500]

1: Batman: Mr. Tyson I swear that I will find whoever did this to you.

2: As the Dark Knight looked around him he slowly realized that perhaps this wasn't the Justice League Carnival After all....

[DarkCrusader67]

Batman: I am Vengeance... I am the Night... I am the Tooth Fairy!

[AdamWest]

Batman: Just let him go.
Thug: But he was my lover! -sobs-
Batman: ... -runs-

[Batman The Trailer Hunter]

BATMAN WINS

Heroic Brutality!

[heimbo]

Batman: I thought I told you to stop asking about the DEMO!!!!!

[Riddling Artist]

it looks like the clown is trying to pitch a product... i mean look at him... he winking. and i swear if he had time his thumb would be up. (not another attempt)

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BAT PUNCHES
if it clowns pitching it, it must work... right?

[AdamWest]

Batman: TRY OXICLEAN! IT WILL GET EVEN THE TOUGHEST STAINS OUT OF THAT THICK HEAD OF YOURS!
Thug: -lifts up Batman's mask- Billy Mays?
Billy Mays/Batman: THAT'S RIGHT GET YOU SOME OXICLEAN TODAYYYY

[batman4747]

2nd attempt:
Batman: For a thug you do your clown makeup extremely well.

[Widdo]

Greetings all! We at Batmania Reviews (http://batmaniareviews.blogspot.com/) are having yet another contest ... Yes, now that the ComicCon info has come and gone, and we are hopefully receiving a demo very soon ... we thought we'd help pass the time. By letting you win stuff. Awesome.

Keir gave us the green light to give away some Batman: Arkham Asylum shirts! Not to mention some Batman DVD's and Comics that we will also have as prizes! Soon we will update this thread with a screenshot and it's up to you all to think of something witty to go along with it. Come on, you're all used to that right? So once again stay tuned for some details very soon.

JULY 28, 2009 UPDATE: CONTEST IS LIVE! Everyone go for it! Keir has informed me that we have (3) shirts to give away!

FIRST PRIZE: Batman: Arkham Asylum Shirt + Batman the Animated Series: The Legend Begins DVD (contains five episodes: On Leather Wings, Christmas with The Joker, Nothing to Fear, The Last Laugh and Pretty Poison)

SECOND PRIZE: Batman Arkham Asylum Shirt + Comic of choice (ie: Batman #689, Batman and Robin #3, Gotham City Sirens #3, Batman: Streets of Gotham #3)

THIRD PRIZE: Batman Arkham Asylum Shirt

(Please note: DVD is region 1) Contest will run through until Thursday, and winners will be announced Friday.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/batty.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/LOGO-2.jpg

Clown: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!

Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

Clown: What are you?

Batman: I'm the Batman

Clown: Gosh, when you put it that way...

[KillerCroc]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/batty.jpg

"I get it he's mad, but what's with that look on his face, it's like Geroge Clooney trying to get on his Batsuit."

[Zombie-Gamer]

Clown: Tell me Bats, You ever danced with Devil in the pale moonlight?
Batman: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!!!!!
Clown: Holy ****, Get him off me!!!

2:
Batman: I find your lack of faith disturbing
Thug: (Choaking)
Gordon: Bat Vader release him
Batman: As you wish

[DarkKnightDanny]

"batman"

"the time? why yes sir its twenty past three"

[batfan08]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/spiderman_2o99/batty.jpg

This is what happens when the unstoppable force meets the butt-ugly object.

[evilmajikman]

Attempt #2

Batman: It's time to interrogate you! How do you like my special technique? It's called the Batitty twister!

Attempt #3
Batman: WHERE IS HE!?!?!?
Thug: NO! Not my nipple ring! It hurts! :(

[Zombie-Gamer]

Clown: Hey Bats no bat nipples on your suit this time?
Batman: I'll show you bat nipples

[Amputechture]

Great entries ... keep them coming!

[evilmajikman]

Attempt #4

Batman: HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?!!

Thug: What the hell?



Attempt #5
Thug: Please, I... I'm just the janitor and well its Halloween
Batman: YOU CAN'T WEAR MAKEUP IN THIS HUMPY BUMPY, THE JOKER IS LOOSE FOOL!!!

[Zombie-Gamer]

Batman: Haha Take that Superman.....erm I mean evil clown.

[Riddling Artist]

KNUCKLE SANDWICHES
not as delicious as you think

[TicTacadena]

#5 - Batman - WHO ORDERED KNUCKLE SANDWICHES?!?!? - 'cuz im delivering!

Thug - WTF?

Kinda copied of riddling artist, sorry :)

[Riddling Artist]

#5 - Batman - WHO ORDERED KNUCKLE SANDWICHES?!?!? - 'cuz im delivering!

Thug - WTF?

Kinda copied of riddling artist, sorry :)

its alright man. its just that if they choose the whole knuckle sandwich thing itll be the first guy who posted a knuckle sandwish caption.:D

[Jason Todd]

OR....you can bribe me on my wall with an Ice Cream Sandwich ;)

[rsouxlja7]

Here's my entries:

1. "I told you not to play with my disguise make-up!" - Batman

2. "Fine, I'm sorry I sold Eidos to Square Enix!" - clown

3. "Alright, Mr. Tough Guy, I'll take Jason Todd off your hands and let him work here again, just watch the make-up." - clown

[Riddling Artist]

OR....you can bribe me on my wall with an Ice Cream Sandwich ;)

:D what would you do for a klondike bar? (also what wall)

[Zombie-Gamer]

Batman: Damn I must have left my ugly clown repelent in the Batmoblie..... O well (punch!)

[Riddling Artist]

B:AA PUNCH
70 years of kickin **** summed up in one screenshot of epicness.

[Amputechture]

Two days left everyone!

[Jason Todd]

*wonders If I should steal the shirts*

[Riddling Artist]

*wonders If I should steal the shirts*

ill drive the getaway car :D

[Riddling Artist]

THE HOKEY POKEY (B:AA VERSION)
put your left fist in, put your left fist out, turn around and toss him all about..
-------------------------------
ARKHAM ASYLUM INFOMERCIALS
hello. im a clown. tonight im going to talk to you about a growing problem in america, japan, and even in some parts of gotham. clown abuse isnt funny*. its plain wrong.

http://www.bobgolic.com/images/TheMoreYouKnow228w125h.jpg

BATMAN: WHAT THE **** IS THIS *PUNCHES CLOWN*

*only funny under a big top.

(sorry for the length of the last one)

[Reecio]

Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum............ hey, did u steal one of my sticks? *smack*

[Goodmangamerguy]

Shaq Thug: Shaq not liking Bats! You not like Shaq when he angry! Shaq smash!

Batman: Shut up already...*clonk*

Shaq: hkk....Shaq dead.

[y8ndel]

Attempt 1:
(Clown) -Batman i have something to tell you.
(Batman)- What is it?
(Clown)- I slept with robin
(Batman)- You son of a ***** *throws a punch*

[y8ndel]

(Batman):So i heard you want to be in my videogame.
(Clown):Yep
(Batman):Well then you know what that means right?
(Clown):What?
(Batman):INITIANTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Clown):NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Riddling Artist]

ARKHAM ASYLUM
the crappiest place on earth... if your a clown and a batman is about to punch you.

[PS3/PSPGamer7]

Not sure if this has been posted
Attempt 1
Clown: Why are you doing this?
Batman: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!

Attempt 2
Batman: Finally I get to try out my new brass knuckles!

Attempt 3
Batman: Where are the drugs!?

[batfan08]

Haley's Circus is an equal opportunity providor


{small print}we are not responsible for any injuries sustained to clowns,we have this screenshot to pin it on.'nuff said.No we don't include dental.Hell,we aren't even insured(meaning neither are you).copyright Haley's Circus(a.k.a we're screwing you,and there's nothing you can do.stupid clowns,I'm the godd_ _ _ _d Batman.

[Riddling Artist]

Not sure if this has been posted
Attempt 1
Clown: Why are you doing this?
Batman: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!

Attempt 2
Batman: Finally I get ot try out my new brass knuckles!
idk I'm tired

i was thinking about doing the whole "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD" thing but i decided to go with something that hasnt been used in a parody comic. funny nonethe less though.

[colteninja]

batman (run): i almost
henchmen (pick up banana pill ) : HAHAHAHA banana split
batman (punches him): punch line
henchmen: oooooohHHHHH!!!! NUTZ !!!!!!

[Riddling Artist]

CLOWNBUSTERS
if theres something creepy in your neighborhood. who ya gonna call?
CLOWNBUSTERS
have you ever felt feelings of delight, merryment, and downright joy. if so call 1-800-466-CLWNBST
WE ARE READY TO STOP YOU

[evilmajikman]

Attempt #6
Batman:FALCON PUNCH!!!
Thug:Wait, aren't you supposed to say BAT PUNCH
Batman:....STFU!!!!

[Jason Todd]

Only a few more hours guys, until the contest is over!!!!!!!

[door noob]

Only a few more hours guys, until the contest is over!!!!!!!

Tick tock into the croc :P

[JawsFanJesse]

Only a few more hours guys, until the contest is over!!!!!!!

I tried :)

[Jason Todd]

Keep Trying ;)

[BxB402]

1.
Thug: Cant...breath.....
Batman: I'll help you with my trusty Bat-CPR Glove! HYAH!

2.
Thug: DIE BATMAN!
Batman:......Honestly...I'm tired. But, here, smell my fist. This is what happened to the last guy. Do you really want play this game with me?

3.
Thug: I'll get...OH MY GOD What is that smell??

Batman: Sorry, I had a Bat-rrito for lunch.........:KERPLOW!:

4.
Thug: That is an ugly ass watch!
Batman: Damnit! Stay still!

[LoboUDL]

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs178.snc1/6720_1135789399163_1360179632_30455787_692474_n.jpg

[Odovoro]

batman: hey buddy long time no see *punches the thug as a friendly jester*
thug: ouch! that hurts!
batman: so arkham asylum huh?
thug: yeah i went crazy a bit
batman: well it was great seeing you, keep in touch *punches the thug again*
thug: dammit batman that really hurts *cries and run away*

[TheJoker.]

1. Batman : *Punch*
Thug: O rly?

2. Thug: I Can take it! I can take anything you throw at me Bats!

[SKINNYGUNS]

Batman: 'Let me do you a favour, and knock them teeth out!'
OR
Batman: 'I've heard of a crooked smile...but DAMN!'

[Sarvinator]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/9359/batty2.jpg

Entry #2 for me

[Riddling Artist]

ONE OF THESE DAYS CLOWN
bam!! pow!! straight to the moon

(honeymooners referance if you dont wacth a lot of tv)

[batfan08]

THUG:I'm strong to the finish,cause I eat my Spinach,I'm...
Batman:Knocked the f_ _ _ out!PWND!

[The-Batman]

Batman vs Insane Clown Posse... Coming 2010

[HeartlessSystem]

1:The henchman became suicidal when he saw the B:AA logo in the top corner, and realesed he was in a game.
So he ticked of the batman

2: When the henchman wanted to star in his own game, his dreams were cut short

[Jason Todd]

Great entries so far, everyone is welcome to keep trying until the thread closes later on today, and if you haven't given it a go yet, ya can't win if ya dont try :rasp:

[HeartlessSystem]

While batman has pointy ears, henchmen have barnicles...

[EliteF50]

Henchman: I know I'm about to get slaughtered, but look at how good these graphics are. :D

[EliteF50]

Seriously though, where did you find that photo?? Is it in game?

[Zombie-Gamer]

Ok here's my last try:
Batman: That this henchclow.......... hey wait didn't I just knock you out?
Clown: Yeah you did.
Batman: Then what the hell are you doing here?
Clown: Actually I’m not the same Clown you knocked out before, we just look the same, you see this game reused the thug character modals so every now and again you’ll come across a thug that looks the same.
Batman: Isn’t just kinda lazy of the developers?
Clown: No, If you think about the vast number of thugs in this game, it would be silly and time wasting to make every thug look different, besides this game has a large number of different character designs for thugs compared to some games, I mean your what? Like over half way into the game and this is the first time you’ve noticed?
Batman: Yeah it is, thanks for explaining that to but...... I’m afraid I’m gonna have to hurt you now.
Clown: It’s cool you’re just doing your job
Batman: (punch)

[Jason Todd]

Seriously though, where did you find that photo?? Is it in game?

Yeah, Amp found it somewhere...

[BxB402]

Thug: WHAT IS A JUGGA......
Batman: NOOOOOOO!

[VXR]

think i had the first ICP reference.:scratch:

so..... that means I WIN !!!

[BxB402]

think i had the first ICP reference.:scratch:

so..... that means I WIN !!!

Depends which they find funnier I guess. My others are better tho.

[Riddling Artist]

FIGHTCLUB
the first rule about fight club is that we dont talk about fight club....
the 2nd rule is that yuo must fight at least 1 clown to gain membership.

[Riddling Artist]

BATMAN= KEIR, CHIP, SAMMI, DRAZAR
+ CLOWN= FORUM POSTER WHOS ABOUT TO GET BANNED

you do the math.

---------------------------
GUEST STARRING
RANDOM GAMESTOP EMPLOYEE
as
CLOWN

CLOWN: i sorta played your pre-order copy of B:AA
BATMAN: !!!!!!!!!! *PAWNCH*


(last one i swear)

[Amputechture]

About to close this up! Get your last words in before the mod closes :D

[Riddling Artist]

words. lol jk im not gonna post anything. (i promised i wouldnt)

[DrDoom]

Thug: You know some say working for the Joker just isn't worth it and at times there right. But I gotta say the dental insurance is amazing.


That's it I'm done. Add that to my earlier attempts.

[Jason Todd]

Thug: You know some say working for the Joker just isn't worth it and at times there right. But I gotta say the dental insurance is amazing.


That's it I'm done. Add that to my earlier attempts.

Props for the Avy...THE MONARCH WILL RULE YOU!

[DrDoom]

Props for the Avy...THE MONARCH WILL RULE YOU!

You will Fear the Sting of the Monarch!

All of you will!

[Jason Todd]

Thinks you should change your name lol

[Riddling Artist]

oh what the heck... il put in one more.

-------------------------
BATMAN D.D.S
fixing thugs' teeth with a scowl for 70 years. (at least he isnt the frank miller batman...)
-------------------------

BATMAN: WHAT ARE THOSE? CAVITIES? WHAT ARE YOU DENSE? ARE YOU RETARDED? IM THE GOD DAMN DENTIST
----------------------------

(i had to put that last one. i need my daily dose of frank miller)

[batfan08]

I Hate Miller.He ruined my beloved Spirit.So:
To Frank Miller,
What are you,dense?Are you retarded?I'm the goddamned Batfan.I'm bringin' it all home.So,Hey Frank,ya like Huey Luis and the news?

I kid,I kid.:D Here's my finale:Try new Stride strawberry sweetness.And don't make a piece last too long.No,seriously.I'm not kidding,we WILL find you.Just ask this guy.So,spit out that last piece already.

Stride
The ridiculously long lasting,Batman approved gum.

[Riddling Artist]

I Hate Miller.He ruined my beloved Spirit.So:
To Frank Miller,
What are you,dense?Are you retarded?I'm the goddamned Batfan.I'm bringin' it all home.So,Hey Frank,ya like Huey Luis and the news?

umm... okay.... im not dense or retarded. oh and btw you call your name batfan that is totally queer:rolleyes: just kiddin. but each person has their own opinion. im mostly a jeph loeb and frankmiller as writers for batman (ive never really liked dinis stuff)

[Jason Todd]

you guys are really getting off topic...also he said to Frank Miller, not you Riddling Artist

[batfan08]

Not you RA,and I was kidding.(I edited my post because after reading it,it kind of came across as I was serious)

[Riddling Artist]

you guys are really getting off topic...also he said to Frank Miller, not you Riddling Artist

sorry. kinda lost sight of what was goin on

[Amputechture]

I don't know where the mods are, but consider this thread:

LOCKED

[Jason Todd]

*posts anyway*
:rasp:

also this is my.............
http://www.freewebsitetemplates.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1405&stc=1&d=1241768450

[BxB402]

*posts anyway*
:rasp:

also this is my.............
http://www.freewebsitetemplates.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1405&stc=1&d=1241768450


http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e205/ASIAN32/sticker.jpg

[Jason Todd]

awww yeah, thanks, Golden Banana stickers.... thats so METAL!!!! anyway, yeah as Amp said, Thread is

CLOSED

...until a mod gets online to do it for us, either way no further entries will be counted.