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ToySoldier0
06-15-2009, 06:51 PM
Off any real topic, who would win (the caveman has fire)?:lmao:

batfan08
06-15-2009, 07:09 PM
On the Moon there is no oxygen,so,the cave man wouldn't have fire,Batman would use his Bat-space suit to survive,and lock the caveman in the Bat-space shuttle,he would then crack the astronauts helmet,knocking him unconcious and locking him up in the Bat-space shuttle.They would then share cookies,and tell funny stories about how they almost married their sisters on the way to earth.

MCREF
06-15-2009, 07:33 PM
Does the Astronaut have a gun?

MCREF
06-15-2009, 07:46 PM
Wow, are you people just THAT bored?

Yes. Yes I am. It's this or trying to get this stupid ball in a cup. Aww man I missed again, but hey it's okay because the ball is attached to a string attached to the cup.

KillerCroc
06-15-2009, 07:58 PM
I got to go with my brother. Caveman!

Argel319
06-15-2009, 08:02 PM
I think Batman would win cause of one word: batbelt.
If the fight's in space, the caveman would blow up due the pressure, and Batman can crack the astronauts helmet.
On land, he can kick the caveman in the head and tangle the astronauts suit on a tree.

KillerCroc
06-15-2009, 08:13 PM
It personally depends on the caveman. Astronaut no problem. Though a caveman used arrows and tomahawks and everything in between. So it honestly depends. Has anyone seen Deadliest Warrior? That would be a good matchup Batman vs. Caveman.

DarkCrusader67
06-15-2009, 08:17 PM
Has anyone seen Deadliest Warrior? That would be a good matchup Batman vs. Caveman.

i love that show! and that would be EPIC

XxBatmanxX
06-15-2009, 11:01 PM
i like the show but its total bullcrap... and anyway, batman could dodge the tomahawk then pwn the cavemen with his batarangs, and as for the astronaut one decent backwards flying batkick will do the job

door noob
06-15-2009, 11:13 PM
A cave man is unpredictable due to his lack of inteligence. ;).

Zombie-Gamer
06-15-2009, 11:54 PM
Yes. Yes I am. It's this or trying to get this stupid ball in a cup. Aww man I missed again, but hey it's okay because the ball is attached to a string attached to the cup.

Ball in a cup, Ball in a cup, Ball in a cup...... Ball in a cup, Oh no I didn't catch the ball in the cup but wait, the ball is on a string thats attached to the cup. wooooo love family guy :D

MCREF
06-16-2009, 12:30 AM
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaah. It's a great show. Anyway, my vote's on Batman. Caveman tries to club the Astronaut, the Astronaut shoots the Caveman and Batman takes out the Astronaut from the shadows where he's been stalking both of them the entire time.

CodeBlack
06-16-2009, 08:26 AM
Isn't Batman a caveman right now (Darkseid sent him to the past or somesuch)? In that case, it's Batman vs Batman vs Astronaut.

I'd got with both Batmen defeating each other, leaving the Astronaut the winner by default.

Reecio
06-16-2009, 08:32 AM
I think they sent Batmans conciousness to an alternate time/space thingy.
I think Captain Caveman would win ;)

CaptainMcMulla
06-16-2009, 08:36 AM
did someone say captain?

batfan08
06-16-2009, 08:47 AM
Yes,the Captain!http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Captain+Caveman&btnG

ambush king
06-16-2009, 01:27 PM
Cap-tainn CAAVE-MAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!


http://www.wiseacrestudios.com/king/images/spidey_samples/Cavey.jpg

The Hylden
06-16-2009, 02:55 PM
haha, love Captain Caveman :D

On land, he can kick the caveman in the head and tangle the astronauts suit on a tree.

This is the best. And where are we finding trees in space? lmao

Argel319
06-16-2009, 07:19 PM
LOL, Capt. Caveman vs. Batman vs. Captain America. If Capt. America was still alive, though.

Ensanguined Walls
06-16-2009, 07:41 PM
Seriously, Batman vs a caveman? Batman, obviously.

EliteF50
06-16-2009, 07:42 PM
Why do all newbies have to be so... unintelligent?

Besides the normal users here (Me, Drazar, Walls, Jason, Zombie, Samii, Captain, Croc, Door Noob, Timeless, MCREF, etc.), the users here don't do anything positive for this forum.

Ensanguined Walls
06-16-2009, 07:47 PM
Why do all newbies have to be so... unintelligent?

Besides the normal users here (Me, Drazar, Walls, Jason, Zombie, Samii, Captain, Croc, Door Noob, Timeless, MCREF, etc.), the users here don't do anything positive for this forum.

Slow news week, I guess. Still, this thread is very...odd.

Argel319
06-16-2009, 07:52 PM
Why do all newbies have to be so... unintelligent?

Besides the normal users here (Me, Drazar, Walls, Jason, Zombie, Samii, Captain, Croc, Door Noob, Timeless, MCREF, etc.), the users here don't do anything positive for this forum.

I'll just take that to be intended for the people who go and b!tch and moan about every topic of conversation, not to the people who suggested Batman fight Capt. America... :D

ToySoldier0
06-17-2009, 06:42 AM
I've read close to all threads in this forum, and I have to say all you do such a great job at posting all the latest info about this game, all of you are amazing. The problem I have is that this is a forum, the whole reason for this place is to state our individual opinions, from my understanding that's what forums are. Yes, I know this is an odd thread but how about giving an answer to odd question and not saying its so... unintelligent. Its great that your a "normal" user, as opposed to what? Wasn't there a saying if you have nothing good to say, don't say nothing at all or do you just want to have a higher post count?

MCREF
06-17-2009, 08:13 AM
Why do all newbies have to be so... unintelligent?

Besides the normal users here (Me, Drazar, Walls, Jason, Zombie, Samii, Captain, Croc, Door Noob, Timeless, MCREF, etc.), the users here don't do anything positive for this forum.

Nice to be included on the list btw. I agree that there are a lot of stupid topics. And I mean really stupid topics. But c'mon guys lighten up. If it weren't for threads like these, it would just be information and no fun. People wouldn't chill. Repeat threads are still bad. Just want to clear that up. Look, if you really want to end a thread just message a mod. That way it doesn't look like you are kicking dirt in a guy's eyes.