Halloween Pary At Lara's House!

[Solaris]

DoX and Lara await the arrival of our guests. Winston has already cleaned the manor, decorated it with pimpkins and cobwebs. Lara Bought black cats to add to the spooky mansion.

DoX; nice *giggles* costume Lara.

Lara comes down the staircase dressed as a baked bean.

Lara: and what are you supposed to be?

DoX; cat woman *swells chest in pride*

Lara: well, you and winston have done a good job decorating my manor. Whats this?

Lara picks up the candy dish which is filled with..

DoX: turnips! Winston wanted to show off his growing turnip collection.

Lara: wait until i get to it.

Then the doorbell rings winston opens the door to see.....

[thanhkim]

Larie dearest Thanhkim says as she hugs Lara, you do make the cutest little baked bean! Love the costumn.

While Lara returns the hug she says: Hi Thanhkim my dearest friend I could hear you coming from a mile away. You did come as a bunch of bells. Lara has a little laugh. she says: your a funny girl.

thanhkim: yep you know me here to entertain the masses. We both laugh. Winston gets everyone a drink and some food out as I hand Lara the largest can of baked beans you have every seen in your life.

thanhkim: here Larie got to keep you in baked beans.
Lara: thanks your so sweet.
Thanhkim says: hi Dox, Winston

We all then follow Lara into the lounge area and wait until others arrive.

continue

[Kurtis Trent]

Kurtis Trent comes in and goes into the lounge, and sits next to DoX

KT: So, still got that tissue?
DoX pulls green tissue out of pocket

KT: Nice place Lara, ummmmm mind if I check out the fridge? *grins*

Lara: ughhhhh your always hungry, errrr ok fine. BTW, who are you supposed to be?

KT: Kurtis Trent :D *goes to eat from fridge*

[THE True Lara]

Door bell rings,
Front door is opened to reveal THE True Lara standing on the door step in pjamas.

TTL: (tired and angry) "What the smeg's going on, I saw lights on, and music and all sorts?!?!!?"

DoX: "It's the Halloween party, silly!"

TTL: (deadpan) "But it's the 16th of October. You've 2 weeks to go yet. ..at least..."

Thanhkim: "I like you're costume" :D

TTL: looking down at stripey blue & white jim-jams "it's not a costume...."

Lara: "Look, why don't you come in all the same, have a cup of tea to wake you up."

TTL: reluctantly coming inside "I don't want to wake up, I was trying to get to sleep!!! ..... Oh, fine, so long as I can go on the bunjee cords before I leave." mumbling as walked off to the lounge "...I mean it's only the 16th for crying out loud! ....Prelude only lives next door you know, and if she looses beauty sleep and doesn't have enough energy to eat her cakes she's not going to happy you know........I mean, ..... the 16th!!....."
:confused: :eek: :( :rolleyes:

[thanhkim]

thanhkim: here have a drink I say and give TTL a nice strong coffee don't worry you know we like to party and I think poor Lara here got her dates mixed up. I looked at Lara and we both laughted.

Lara: oops what ever lets party and if you make me take this thing off I will kill you. It took forever to get it on and I had to do my hair twice! (Lara's hair is left down, from the back you would swear Lara looked like a walking carpet).

I then handed everyone else a drink I made a thanhkim special cocktail for Lara. Basically you put any sort of booze you have and see what happens. Lara sipped a drink and yelled

Lara: You trying to kill me, **** that is strong!

Thanhkim gets a chinese burn for her efforts yelling I say "Croft that bloody hurts opps I made it too strong" next minute Lara gives me a big friendly hug and she starts laughing. It's the kind of laugh that can wakes up Britan. Mad and sweet at the same time. At the moment Lara's eyes are big as cow eyes. We all sit around watching are entertaining hostess.

continue.

[Godfather]

The door bell rings ...

Lara: Who could that be?
Thanhkim: I bet for DaveJ, GoranAger, John Carter or ...
Lara: Who are you?
Godfather: I'm The Godfather.
TTL: No, you're not. You're Michael Myers ...
Kurtis Trent: ... and Freddy Krueger. Take a look at his gloves.
Godfather: No ... I mean: my name is Godfather and I'm dressed as ... well ... both Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger. I couldn't make up my mind.
DoX: Well, then we'll call you Michael Krueger.
Thanhkim: I like Freddy Myers better actually. :D
Godfather: I'd like for you to keep it with Godfather. Makes things so much easier for everyone. Can I come in please? It's not that warm anymore.
Lara: Be my guest! ;)
Godfather: *smiling because of the dubious meaning of what Lara Croft just said* Thank you. *reaching over to give Lara a kiss on the cheek*
Lara: Nuh-uh. First take off that mask and those gloves.
Godfather: Why?
Lara: The mask coz it disturbs me and it's freaky and the gloves coz they're sharp and not without any danger.
Godfather enters the mansion and when he's offered a drink by TTL, he says how much he dislikes alcohol and never drinks any of that poisonous liquid.
Godfather: Look what I brought along.
Kurtis Trent: What in the name of Lara Croft is that?!!
Godfather: This is mint syrup. It's the best there is.
DoX: You can't drink it like that! It's awful to do that.
Godfather: Well, I never said I was gonna. You have to add something to it. Water is fine, but if you're a real sweet-enthusiast you can add milk!
Lara: Milk?!
Godfather: Yeah! It's the greatest & sweetest thing ever! Milk and mint syrup ... anyone?

continue ...

[THE True Lara]

TTL now curled up on the end of the sofa is nodding off.....

(mumbling to self, and occasionally twitching) "....I mean...... the 16th! .........mummmphmm fruanhmphy.......... it belongs in a museum........ mumhmmhhmmphyym....... bakewells... mummphmmmyymmm .......... my pjamas........... mmuhmmn........"

[V_Croft]

*knock knock*

Lara:"I'll get it".

Lara rushes to the door and opens it... just to see V_Croft standing there. :eek:
http://www.boomspeed.com/v_croft/4HPmm.JPG
V_Croft:"Hi there! How's life?"

Lara looking stunned:"Oh well, fine... Is that a clone costume you're wearing?"

TTL:"Star Wars style".

V_Croft:"Yeah. Like the lightsaber? BTW, Lara here's a gift for you" *Lara opens it and finds another green lightsaber*

Lara:"Oh thanks V_Croft"

V_Croft:I thougth of getting you a pair of Uzi's but then I thought of this."

The Godfather addressing V_Croft:"Hey! How come she remembers YOUR name and not mine, too?"

Lara:"From the 'productive-raiding' we do together... We're a big gang you know. Aren't those adventures fun :p ?"

V_Croft. DoX, TTL and TK all simultenously: :rolleyes: *pause* You bet! :p "

V_Croft says 'hello' to the others and stares at TTL: "Hey, cool costume!"

TTL:"I'm flattered thanks. You know, sometimes I have brainstorms, hence te idea for the costume :D " *lol*

V_Croft notices Winston waiting for somethin
"I forgot that, duh". She throws a big turnip at him. Winston now has a black eye (since the turnip bounced onhis eye) but doesn't seem to care at all; ideed, quite the opposite, he's looking at the big turnip in a state of manic exitement.

*ding ding* (<-- doorbell)\

Lara rushes to the door.

[the_internet_king]

Lara opens the door and sees a 'strange' man standing there dressed up as a giant peanut

LARA: "um hello" lara said looking at the 'peunut'

TIK: "its the internet king"

LARA: "oh hi there wots with the costume" lara says 2 t-i-k as she lead him 2 the lounge an pointed at a space between god father and v_croft

TIK "well i sorta went to the costume shop late and well u no""

KT: looks nuts ..gettit <kurtis trent went back to is conversation with ttl>
just then there was another ring at the door

LARA walks to the door mumbling to her self......

[Solaris]

There was no one at the door *spooky*

Lara; Why im always getting the door! WINSTON! this is your job.

Winston hobbles to the door because his turnip costume does not allow him much movement.

DoX: TTl, I had to start this party thing early, im sorry you lost beauty sleep, i mean i have exams and such and i dont have much time.

TTL; Understandble......

*the door bell rings once more to reveal....*

[Kurtis Trent]

Lara: Im sick of it! Kurtis, get the door!

KT: why?

Lara: DO IT!!!!!!

*Kt humbly gets up and opens the door*

KT: Just the wind. *goes back to chuckling about his "nut" joke* *glances at V_Croft and raises his eyebrow as she is shouting Hi ya at the wall and smashing it with her lightsaber*

Goes to GodFather and starts mumbling about strange things.....

[THE True Lara]

door bell begins to ring repeatedly

Kurtis goes, again, to answer it, but still no one is to be seen.

Thanhkim: *s******s* "It's probably Larson or Pierre!"

Lara shoots her a look, "that's not funny", pauses for a moment, "then again they certainly wouldn't need costumes to fit into a Halloween party, would they." ;)

Kurtis returns to talk to Godfather but finds he's mysteriously disappeared...? So he goes back to TTL.

Kurtis: (sitting down on sofa) "so like I was saying..."
-stops noticing TTL is almost asleep
-prods TTL sharply
TTL: "OW!, WTF! what was that for?!"
Kurtis: "So, as I was saying, have I told you the story of the hammer head shark? You see I fell into the water and was about to be eaten by a shark... and the funny thing was it's head was exactly the same shape as a hammer......"
TTL: *groan* :rolleyes:

meanwhile on the other side of the room, whilst V_Croft still thrashes wildly at the wall with her lightsabre, Dagger has found a problem....

[Solaris]

Dagger: Theres no more beer!

Godfather returns with a BIG tub of beer.

Dagger: Good, Now there is enough for prelude.

The doorbell rings once more....

[dgx2001]

I burst through the door, throwing Kutis halfway across the room and hitting his head on the wall.
I rush into the room dressed as a 1920's American Gangster with a cigar in my mouth with a tommy gun. I fire a few rounds wildly into the ceiling, and then stop.

All: :eek:

[Prelude]

GF: Wow man, what an entrance!
KT: Oww, my head hurts
Lara: D! you look great *gives him a kiss on the cheek*
DOX: OOO I like your gun *goes to touch it*
DXG: No touching!
DOX: Ok chill dude
KT: *annoyed that no one has notice he is in pain* I said OWW MY HEAD HURTS!
DXG: *goes over to him and holds out a hand to help him up* Sorry about that
KT: That’s ok, *rubbing head* cool costume
DXG: Thanks, so time to get this party going then *he dips his hat and clicks his fingers and music starts playing*
All: :eek:
Lara: Your so cool D
*The door bell rings again*
TTL: I’ll get it this time *opens door* No one again?
*But just as TTL is about to close the door a spooky crack of lighting lights up the porch way revealing a very hideous and scary figure. TTL screams*
TTL: AHHHHHH!!!
*And slams the door. The others come running over*
TIK: What was it?
DOX: What happened?
TTL: *shaking* It it it was hideous!
Lara: *looking out of the window* TTL there is nothing there look
*She opens the door, the gang peer into the darkness…….then another lighting crack…*
ALL: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Lara slams the door again*
GF: What the frig was that thing?
V_Croft: I don’t know but it looked kinda familiar
*Everyone looks at V_Croft strangly, she shrugs*
V-Croft: What!
*Then there is a knocking at the door…..*
Knock! Knock! Knock!
TTL: This party is beginning to suck, I wish I hadn’t of come
*She shouts towards the door*
TTL: It’s not Halloween yet, we are early, you can’t have our bodies or our blood or our brains *she looks round at the other guests* we haven’t got any brains in here..
Knock….Knock…Knock!
Lara: *pulling pistols* I’ve had enough of this
TK: Lara dear what are you doing to do? You can’t shoot that thing I think it’s already dead
KT: She’s got a point
*The others nod in agreement*
Lara: Well I’m not going to just stand here all night
*With that she opens the door*
All: AHHHHHHHHH!
*There stood before them is a ghostly pale figure, it’s blood red hair standing out from it’s head, it’s eyes are black and black streaks run down it’s deathly pale face, it’s wrapped in a white cloak, and it appears to have blood around it’s mouth, it speaks..*
'WHO DARES TO WAKE ME FROM THE DEAD!!!!'
All: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
PL: Will you please all stop with the screaming already, geez :rolleyes:
TTL: Wait a minute, I know that voice *she squints at the figure* That’s…..Prelude!
KT: What!
V-Croft: I told you it looked familiar
PL: IT! Geez you guys, I’m freezing out here, I’ve been trying to get in for sodding ages, but I’ve had the door slamed in my face I’ve had people yelling at me, then DGX comes running past me like a loon and knocks me over and…..what…..what are you all looking at?
DGX: Prelude no offence but you look like *****!
PL: Well wouldn’t you, you guys have made so much noise you woke me up!
TK: Cool custoume Prelude, you really scared us
PL: Costume? What costume?
TTL: I told you she needs her beauty sleep, look what happens when she doesn’t get it!
PL: Anyway I tried to get back to sleep but I heard my name and the word beer used in the same sentence so I had to come over and investigate
Lara: *as side to GF* ears like a bat!
PL: Anyway what’s going on are you having some sort of party or someth…..what are you all looking at now?
TIK: Erm you seem to have something round your mouth
*Prelude licks her lips*
PL: Jam! I was eating doughnuts when I feel asleep
TTL: Figures
V_Croft: and the white cloak?
PL: It’s just a sheet, I grabbed it round me when I got up….now what are you looking at
GF: Prelude are you…naked under there?
PL: Yeah I always sleep in the nude
GF: Do you ever sleep walk?
*Lara slaps him*
GF: Oww!
PL: Are you gonna let me in or what, I’m freezing out here
GF: So we can see!
*Lara slaps him again*
GF: Owwww!
Lara: Erm perhaps you had better go and put something on first and….erm….freshen up a bit *she points to Prelude's hair and then motions to her eyes* erm…make up
PL: What, oh yeah ok, but there had better be some beer left when I get back
TTL: Don’t worry I will save some for you, and BTW we are having a Halloween party so why don’t you wear a costume
*V-Croft s******s*
PL: Oh so that’s what all this is about, geez I thought you guys were dressed a bit strangely
KT: Look who's talking :rolleyes:
PL: Well I had a costume ready for this and I got the invite, I guess I just forgot, oh well I’ll go get changed be back before you can say Antidisestablishmentarianism

[Deekman]

The early guests cease their talk and all heads turn towards the front door.
A loud rumble has been heard outside.
Winston opens the door with a few of Lara's guests peering over his shoulder.
There is a large stepvan parked outside.
Cap'n Skusting climbs out and begins unloading cases from the back of the truck.

TRENT: What's goin' on?
WINSTON: There seems to be some kind of delivery in progress.
SKUSTING: Forty two cases of canned baked beans,
thirty dozen pairs of pajamas,
and a bottle of root beer.
LARA: Leave the root beer on the table in my library.
PRELUDE: Beans? Pajamas?
DAGGER: Look! The pajamas all have little trains on them.
The engineers have pumpkin heads.
V-CROFT: what's up with all the bean stuff?

A loud snore is heard from the couch.
THE True Lara has dozed off again.

SKUSTING: All stowed away Ms. Croft. I'll be off now.
Still working on my costume for the masquerade.

Lara writes the Cap'n a check and hands it to him.

LARA: Until we meet again Cap'n.
SKUSTING: Always a pleasure Ms. Croft!

Cap'n Skusting leaves and Lara's guests watch him drive away.
Winston notices the puzzled and bewildered looks on Lara's guests.

WINSTON: Shouldn't you let them know about the "bean" business?
LARA: Not just yet, Winston. Not just yet. Plenty of time for that.
The party is still days away. we don't want them to have too much fun
all at once, do we?
WINSTON: I supose not, madam. And thank you for remembering the root beer.
LARA: Oh, my dear Winston...how could I forget?

...

[V_Croft]

Back in the house...

V_Croft:"Bean business?"

*TTL wakes up*"What Lara, are you hungry?"
*Lara gives her a cold look. Then she smiles :)* "You'll see..."

KT sits next to V_Croft:"Wanna hear about my advebture with the mad Yeti?"

TTL:*groan :rolleyes: *

V_Croft:"Oh, ok :rolleyes: "

*doorbell rings*

KT:And then I gave it a punch and..."

V_Croft:"I'll get it :p" *opens door*:"THIS, is getting annoying!"

*Lara picks her uzis and comes closer.*

DofX:"Hey did you see that?"

Lara:"What?"

Godfather:"I saw it... A shadow..."

TTL:"oh well :rolleyes: I am going to sleep!"

As she heads to the sofa a ring is heard again.

dgx:"Door."

KT:"No, phone"

ALL:"PHONE?"

KT:"Yeah, what's so strange aout it? Go get it Lara,"

V_Croft:"Umm, Lara doesn't have a phone."

All begin to feel weird...
The ghost-phone keeps ringing...

[the_internet_king]

as the phone continues 2 ring lara starts 2 curse at winston who was looking scared and hiding in a corner muttering

LARA: whats going on
TTL:beats me
KT: *while rubbing head* i dont no
just then the phone stops ringing and a brick with a bit of paper on is thrown through the window nearest to lara and hits TIK on the head who then fell down PRELUDE goes other to TIK who is getting up and looks around TIK then pics up the brick and PRELUDE then takes the bit of paper which said in thin black ink.....................

[Solaris]

THE HALLOWEEN PARY ISNT UNTIL TWO WEEKS

Everyone looks around and stares at DoX.

DoX: what?

All: YOU!

DoX: whatever

we continue to party for a little while, DoX then notices Winston acting strangly.

DoX: whats wrong with winston?

TTL: *wakes up* what?

Lara: OH NO *gasps dramtically* i have to give him is turnip antidote.

Winston is now on the floor chewing his turnip costume.

Lara; its all your falt DoX putting the party so early...

DoX: *sniff sniff* but, but

The door bell rings again..

DgX: thats the phone right?

Godfather; no thats the doorbell

TTL: *stares at GF* seriously no one can get the door! *gets up and grumbles and opens the door...*

[THE True Lara]

TTL reluctantly opens door, but as is becoming usual, no one is there! "OOOhhh, my feet are frezzing" feeling the draft of the cold night air, and looks down at bare feet, "OH?" there on the doorstep is a small package. TTL picks it up and takes it indoors to the gathered crowd.

DoX: "What is it?!"
TTL: "Dunno, probably a bomb 'cos you started the party 2 weeks early :rolleyes: *yawn*" and shoves package into Dagger's hands, and wanders off back to the sofa.

The group all peer in at the package as Dagger begins to unwrap it.

[thanhkim]

It's a replica head of Lara's we all go white as ghosts

Lara: what is this
Thanhkim: That's is gross
Dox: I think someone has a bone with you Lara did you kill anyone resently.
Lara: I kill peope all the time
Godfather: Oh Lara you poor sweet thing Godfather goes over to Lara and hugs her, well as much as he can due to Lara's bean costumn.

continue

[the_internet_king]

god father picked up the 'head' and looked at it he passed it 2 every one in the group huddled around the table

DoX: Very strange ....... i wonder who sent it
TTL:beats me
DoX: well lara have u done anything to anybody recently u no that u wouldnt normaly
TIK: yer mabey they want revange *internet king does a evel laugh and then turns to lara*
LARA: well i dont think i did i just dont get this...........

[THE True Lara]

err... I may be asleep most of the time, but I believe you'll find it was a head, not a hand...... :rolleyes: ;)

[Prelude]

While we are on the subject of strange happenings and misreadings I also went home to get change but I see I am still at the party???? Must be a clone or something?? oh well carry on

[dgx2001]

im with prelude, i mean, i just didnt dissaper. Im still at the party.

[Kurtis Trent]

KT prods Lara

KT: Ya shoulda been there,

Lara: KURTIS!!!!

KT: Am I supposed to stand up?

Lara looks in fear as a shadow rises upon Kurtis behind him

Lara: Ummmm Kurits

KT: Oooohhhhhh ya wanna hear more, ok blah blah bla

The shadow increases upon him......

[the_internet_king]

out of the shadow came prelude and dgx2001 who made a loud sound which made kt jump up in the air :p ....... (sorry ttl i was reading it quickly and i was tired ;) )

[THE True Lara]

TTL: calling from sofa "is it hollow?
dgx: "What?!"
TTL: "The head, is it hollow? 'Cos you could use it to put the last bag of crisps into..."
group all stare at TTL
TTL: "what?!, it's not like it's a real head?!"

[V_Croft]

Prelude:"What head?"

TTL adressing KT:"Ok, give it to me, I wanna take a closer look..."

Prelude:"I wanna see it too!"

KT:"I don't have it." *turning to DoX:"Do you?"

DoX:"Nope :confused: "

Lara:"You guys just lost it??!!?"

dgx with a serious tone in his voice:"TTL, are you sure you're not sleeping on it and V_Croft, sure you haven't smashed it with your lightsaber...?"

TTL and V_Croft: "Oh god :rolleyes: "

TIK:"Then where's the 'head'?!?!?"

GF ironically:"It thought it's too early for Halloween, went home and will come back later..."

Prelude:"That's a good point."

V_Croft:"Now what?"

Thankim:"We continue celebrating, right Larie de...?"

But she didn't have time to finish her question as... (continue)

[thanhkim]

the head started talking

Lara's eyes went really big "holly sh" Lara says

Head L: hello I'm Lara how are you all.

Lara dropped the head
Both Godfather and Thanhkim caught Lara just before she passed out
continue

[THE True Lara]

As Godfather and Thanhkim fuss over the unconcious Lara the head rolls itself over on the floor and starts talking!

Head: "Gosh, that was realy rather rude don't you think, I mean she could have at last said hello back?!"

the group stare down at the head in disbelief

Head: "Don't you know it's rude to stare!"

Dgx: "Should we pick i up do you think?"

Prelude: "Not if it's another mouth to feed!"

Head: "Stop talking about me in the third person!!!"

TTL: (calling from sofa again) "I guess, thats a 'no' to idea of a crisp bowl then....."

Lara slowly comes round and approaches the head once, more: "Who, or what are you?!"

Head: "I just said didn't I? I know my memory is a little hazy, I just haven't been feeling like myself lately... I'm Lara, Lara Croft!" :D

Lara: "No, I am! What are you really?"

Head: "Okay, you got me, I'm the head of an enormously advanced robot replica, who's evil creator want's to distroy you, you weren't supposed to know about me, but a kindly old man who was delivering the milk on morning happened to notice, and sent you the head to warn you!"

All: "REALLY!!!!!" :eek

Head: "No."

group stunned and a little confused (and some disappointed) ;)

Head: "I'm Lara Croft. I raid tombs!"

Lara: I'm getting a little bored of this......

[Solaris]

I think im gonna let this thread die and wait till we are at least a day away from halloween. Sincerely i dont feel the halloween spirit. So in my opinion i would let this thread die and try again later.. :(

[dgx2001]

i agree, DoX. Dont feel bad. See ya there!

[Deekman]

Deekman pulls up in his new British Racing Green Mini Cooper.
He climbs out and knock on the door.
Winston answers.

Winston: Yes, Cap'n?
Deekman: Here. I forgot the frosty mug for your root beer.
Winston: Why thank you sir!
Deekman: No problem. Oh, and tell DoX - Never say die!
Winston: I'll do that, sir.
Deekman: Carry on...

[Solaris]

seriously, no more, wait untilt he TRUE halloween spirit comes.... :(

[THE True Lara]

Originally posted by Dagger of Xian
wait until the TRUE halloween spirit comes.... :(

Oooohhh, you mean after we've been visited by three Halloween spirits during the night, and wake up knowing the TRUE meaning of Halloween and with the urge to buy huge pumpkins for little boys on crutches??? -or does that only happen at Christmas...... ;)

[Solaris]

Originally posted by THE True Lara


Oooohhh, you mean after we've been visited by three Halloween spirits during the night, and wake up knowing the TRUE meaning of Halloween and with the urge to buy huge pumpkins for little boys on crutches??? -or does that only happen at Christmas...... ;)[/I]

vice versa :)

[Prelude]

Originally posted by THE True Lara
Head: "I'm Lara Croft. I raid tombs!"

Lara: I'm getting a little bored of this......

Prelude: Me too

*Suddenly Prelude leaps up and picks the head up and begins bouncing it around the front room*

Head: Ow, ooo, ouch! Do you mind! Oooo, OUCH!

Lara: Prelude! What are you doing?

Prelude: I thought we could play basketball with it, you know like we did at not the last party but the party before that, with that guys head, or was that Volley Ball?

DOX: Ooo I remember that, yeah count me in

Lara: Have you all gone mad!!

*Prelude passes the ‘Ball’ to DOX who throws it back but Prelude misses and it lands in TTL’s lap*

TTL: (jumping up) What the h*ll!

Head: Do you think you could stop that I’m getting dizzy, I think I'm gonna be sick

*TTL quickly throws it back to Prelude, who passes it to KT*

TIK: Come on Lara join in

DOX: Yeah come on, where’s your Halloween sprit, it’s only your decapitated talking head for god’s sake :rolleyes:

Lara: No way I think you’ve all gone potty

DXG: Well we don’t really care what you think

TK: Yeah you big party-pooper

Lara: Thinhkim! How could you, you’re supposed to be my friend

V_Croft: Well not any more, we all hate you

TTL: Yeah you got me out of bed, 2 weeks early, I will never forgive you

GF: What the h*ll has gotten into you lot, you look possessed or something

*Prelude has dropped the head and the gang are advancing on Lara and GF. V_Croft has sneaked up behind GF and with one strike of her lightsaber has taken off his head, the gang begin to laugh, Lara looks horrid as GF body walks around the room searching for his head, he stumbles upon the Lara head and puts in on*

Lara/GF: Ah that’s better I have a body again

*The gang laugh again at the sight of GF with the head and voice of Lara*

Lara: Take my head off GF you look ridiculous!

Lara/GF: Are you kidding I’ve been looking for a body for ages and now I have one, I’m not giving it up, even if it is a male body

Lara: This is crazy what’s going on here, Kurtis why have you turned into an Alsatian and Daddy what are you doing here?

Lara’s father: Lara do you remember the jasmine?

Lara: Oh I get it this is a dream isn’t it

Lara/GF: That’s what you would like to think isn’t it Lara. But it isn’t a dream and now I’m going to kill you and take you place at your father’s side, MHAHAHHAHHAA!!!

*All the gang’s eyes turn red and then begin to move towards Lara*

All: Kill Lara Croft, Kill Lara Croft!

Lara: No! this isn’t happening, you are my friends

*Lara reaches for the Uzi’s and begins firing at her guest they fall down but their blood splattered and bullet ridden bodies get up again and continue advancing, Lara begins to back away, suddenly she feels a sharp pain in her back, she turns to see Winston standing behind her with a huge kitchen knife, the handle is in the shape of a turnip, he smiles and then removes his face to reveal that he is really…………………..*

Richard Simmons!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Lara sits up in bed, breathing heavily, knife in hand*

Lara: Thank god, it was just a dream *s******s* I hope my party doesn’t really turn out like that!

*She looks at her baked bean costume hanging up*

Lara: That reminds me I must call Deekman....

To be Continued…..(when the Halloween sprit has visited us all :D ) http://smilies.networkessence.net/otn/holiday/pumpkin.gif

[THE True Lara]

LMAO! http://members.lycos.co.uk/rsid/lmao.gif

Nice one Prelude, the perfect ending!


...though I think you forgot the bit where you accidentally burn Dr. Johnson's dictionary... ;)

[Solaris]

Thank you Prelude for that Hilarious ending!:D

Well see you all the 31st!:D

[dgx2001]

an extremly funny ending as usual Prelude!
:D :D :D

[Prelude]

Gee thanks guys *blush* :o

@ TTL, Damn it I knew I had forgotten something :D

See you at the next party, until then have sweet dreams MHHAAHAHAHA! :D

[V_Croft]

ROTFLMAO!!! http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/laughing/lol2.gif

[the_internet_king]

lol :D :eek: ill have tothink of a new more pathetic costume