AmO
10-13-2002, 09:24 PM
need a new name?
The following is an excerpt from a book "Captain Underpants and the
Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names.....
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW firstname
A = stinky
B = lumpy
C = buttercup
D = gidget
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = fluffy
H = cheesball
I = chim-chim
J = poopsie
K = flunky
L = booger
M = pinky
N = zippy
O = goober
P = doofus
Q = slimy
R = loopy
S = snotty
T = falafel
U = dorkey
V = squeezit
W = oprah
X = skipper
Y = dinky
Z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
NEW LAST name:
A = diaper
B = toilet
C = giggle
D = bubble
E = girdle
F = barf
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = cootie
J = monkey
K = potty
L = liver
M = banana
N = rhino
O = burger
P = hamster
Q = toad
R = gizzard
S = pizza
T = gerbil
U = chicken
V = pickle
W = chuckle
X = tofu
Y = gorilla
Z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
NEW LAST name:
A = head
B = mouth
C = face
D = nose
E = tush
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = butt
L = brain
M = tushie
N = chunks
O = hiney
P = biscuts
Q = toes
R = buns
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = kisser
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = brains
Z = juice
Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.
.... and for equal time, Al Gore would be Stinky Lizardtush. and Bill
Clinton = Lumpy Gigglechunks. Bill Gates becomes Lumpy Lizardfanny...
Please share your new names!
The following is an excerpt from a book "Captain Underpants and the
Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names.....
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW firstname
A = stinky
B = lumpy
C = buttercup
D = gidget
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = fluffy
H = cheesball
I = chim-chim
J = poopsie
K = flunky
L = booger
M = pinky
N = zippy
O = goober
P = doofus
Q = slimy
R = loopy
S = snotty
T = falafel
U = dorkey
V = squeezit
W = oprah
X = skipper
Y = dinky
Z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
NEW LAST name:
A = diaper
B = toilet
C = giggle
D = bubble
E = girdle
F = barf
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = cootie
J = monkey
K = potty
L = liver
M = banana
N = rhino
O = burger
P = hamster
Q = toad
R = gizzard
S = pizza
T = gerbil
U = chicken
V = pickle
W = chuckle
X = tofu
Y = gorilla
Z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
NEW LAST name:
A = head
B = mouth
C = face
D = nose
E = tush
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = butt
L = brain
M = tushie
N = chunks
O = hiney
P = biscuts
Q = toes
R = buns
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = kisser
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = brains
Z = juice
Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.
.... and for equal time, Al Gore would be Stinky Lizardtush. and Bill
Clinton = Lumpy Gigglechunks. Bill Gates becomes Lumpy Lizardfanny...
Please share your new names!