Deus Ex related yo mama jokes

[JCSenton]

Hey, does any one know any Deus Ex related yo mama jokes? Here are some I came up with.

Yo mama is so fat she requires the speed biomod in order to walk

Yo mama is so ugly she intimidated a military bot

yo mama's breath is so bad it works better then greasel venom

yo mama is so ugly jc had a "skull with crossed bones" icon appear in his field of vision when he approached her

Yo mama is so ugly Bob Page used her bath water to engineer the gray death virus

yo mama is so ugly they had to implant an info link in her brain so that people talk to her from a distance


That's it for now. Yeah they're kinda lame, but maybe you guys have better ones.

[duffmanirl]

*cough*...ahem...creative :D

[marker227]

:D Very nice hehe.

[~¤Psychotic¤~]

Oh those are good. Make more, rofl.

[JCSenton]

here's another one

You're moma is so ugly she does not require to use a tactical stealth aproach or wip out an assault rifle and clean everything out to enter a high security mj12 facility, all she needs to do is show her face and the troops will screem and die with a heart attack.

[Omar_in_Streets]

I got one. Yo momma's so ugly they put her in the greasel pit and betted all their money on her. :D


Wait here's another one

Yo momma's so ugly, they had to use a repair bot to fix her face.

[JCSenton]

or

You're moma's face is so ugly the med bot taught it was an injury and tried to heal it.

[JCSenton]

Yo mama is so fat she wears tight coats that make her look smaller then she really is.

[Mythrander101]

ROFL! That last one was the best one ever! I like it!

Myth101

[JCSenton]

Your mama is so fat that weapons such as the GEP gun, LAMs, plasma rifles, and LAWs work as non leathel against her.

[JCSenton]

Yo mama is so ugly UNATCO HQ hired her to guard the front entrance

Yo mama is so fat JC used her shadow for cover

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the balistic armor augmentation to stop a bullet

[AlexDenton]

Yo momma is so fat that the Order wanted to use her to storm the apartments, but she wouldn't fit through the freaking door.

Yo momma is so fat that when an alarm goes off near her, everyone thinks she's backing up.

[JCSenton]

Yo mama is so ugly she makes a female greasel look like Cindy Crawford

[AlexDenton]

lol!

Yo momma is so ugly she caused the largest bot to overload when she came into view.

[JCSenton]

Yo mama is so ugly that when JC got attacked by a big karkian he was gonna wip out the dragons tooth but he decided to wip out her picture instead.

[JCSenton]

Yo mama is so ugly that JC wore her costume instead of the Thermoaptic (spelling?) camo so he can get inside a high security MJ12 facility.

[AlexDenton]

you're good :D

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to use the Hack biomod to change her brain, but she ended up triggering the toilet instead of the ATM.

[JCSenton]

thanks man

Yo mama is so perverted she thinks that when helious says "yes yessss" he is making a sexual reference

yo mama's breath is so bad that her words are kill phrases to everyone not just mechs

[JCSenton]

yo mama is so fat even JC and Paul fall to the ground laughing at her (since they don't smile not even for a picture)

[AlexDenton]

omg LOL

[JCSenton]

Yo mama is so ugly you were cloned and born in a test tube at area 51 so your father wouldn't have to get too "close" to her

[AlexDenton]

Hey, I made one based off yours: :D

Yo mama is so fat your father couldn't get "close" to her so they made you up in a test tube and let the Omar do you when you were 6.

[JCSenton]

lol

[AlexDenton]

LOL3 <-- lol to the 3rd degree :D

"We 'bout to make it hotter than the third degree!" - Thousand Foot Krutch

[JCSenton]

Yo mama is so fat the cloak augmentation only cloaked half of her

Yo mama is so ugly she NEEDS the cloak augmentation

[JCSenton]

Yo mama is so ugly she made JC Denton cry (even though he has a badass, emotionless personality)

[AlexDenton]

Yo mama is so ugly she NEEDS the cloak augmentation
I love this one :D

[AlexDenton]

Yo mama is so stupid she wanted to play baseball so she asked JC if he had any balls.

[JCSenton]

yo mama is so greasy that I once heard you mutter "oh my green greasy mother ohhhh"

[AlexDenton]

lol :D ok here's some more greasy ones

Yo momma is so greasy the greasels thought she was the spit pit

Yo momma's hands are so slimy she can kill a large transgenic through her touch