Have you seen Maggie?

[invader]

:p :D

[mrdefender]

she's either in...

africa looking for monkeys.
canada looking for polar teddies (the coca-cola bear)
traped in a time-diolation field
abducted by aliens on a far away planet ruled by teddy bears
helping mulder and scully
taking over lisa simpsons' spot on the Simpsons.
taking over the world..

on vacation..

:D

[invader]

Originally posted by mrdefender

taking over lisa simpsons' spot on the Simpsons.

:D

I like that :D

Tho I guess our big sis is actually a program with a temporary malfunction in this virtual Matrix world :D (gee, I hope she forgives me for that :D )

[mrdefender]

lol

[Rook]

Originally posted by mrdefender

abducted by aliens on a far away planet ruled by teddy bears


Abducted by this guy, no doubt...http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/alles_moegliche/allesmoegliche014.gif

:D

[MAGGIE]

LOL :D.. I am always here, just being my ol' quiet self. :rolleyes:

[invader]

Quiet? Hmm I dunno. Are you sure your real? LOL

Just kidding, I just missed you honorable mod :p :)

[mrdefender]

she had larynxgeidous (yes. i know i misspelled it..)

[MAGGIE]

Thanks Invader, it feels good to know someone misses me. :D

Mrdefender, wrong..I can still yell at you! ;)

[mrdefender]

eeep.

Em.. here drink this..... [:D]D Its guaranteed to give cheer u up..






its supposed to be a cup of happiness...

CUP >> [ ]D + Happiness >> :D = [:D]D

[MAGGIE]

Thankyou Mrdefender, now I feel so HAPPY!!:D:D

[mrdefender]

Oh no! I've added to many happy pills!!!

She's going on a grease lightning spree!!!!

/me runs out the nearest airlock screaming "We're gonna die!! We're all gonna die!!!! Grease Lightning has returned!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Sir Henry Morgan]

Maggie! :D
you sneaky bugger hiding here all the time :p

and all along I thought that bloody Harbour Master had cut off your internet!! :D :D

Now this is for hiding and making me worry ;)
http://www.spacepages.com/members/test/hmorgan//pirates/spankmonkey.gif

[mrdefender]

what on earth is that ... thing ... ? :D (really, what is it?)

[Rook]

OMG! That just looks a liiittle bit strange...:eek: :o :D

[Sir Henry Morgan]

LOL
its just a monkey :D

[Ol'Man]

Henry, dadnabit, I have told you time and time again "do not spank yer monkey on the forum" :D

Cheers
Ol'Man

[mrdefender]

thats a monkey?? woah.

[Rook]

I work with a guy that looks like that...

[mrdefender]

looks like my neighbour.. roflol.

[Rook]

...I was referring to the monkey, by the way...;) :D

Originally posted by mrdefender
looks like my neighbour.. roflol.

Wow! I think I'd be moving out quickly!:eek: :D

[invader]

No offense Sir Henry Morgan, that pic could be funny in another place, but here just sounds kind of gross...

[Sir Henry Morgan]

No offense taken
it's just a cartoon
maybe the harbour master has stolen your sense of humour :p

[mrdefender]

...I was referring to the monkey, by the way...


... so was I ...

[MAGGIE]

LOL Henry, ouch!!:D

No, not the Harbour Masters fault..this time. :rolleyes:

What a handsome neighbour you have, Mrdefender. :D

[Sir Henry Morgan]

well if you say so
but I still don't trust him ;)

[Sir Henry Morgan]

How about this one . . . self spanking monkey! :D :D

http://www.student.uib.no/~st02803/keelhaul/timmy.gif

[Rook]

I like that one even better.:D

[mrdefender]

Makes me think of the butt slap anim taun in the ut2003 Demo.


It looks.... odd... since all the demo offers are men..


Nothing like a man slapping his butt to make the game odd.


PS: Anim looks even worse! (ut2k3)

[Sir Henry Morgan]

a bit like Austin Powers

Oh Behave! :D

[invader]

Originally posted by Sir Henry Morgan
No offense taken
it's just a cartoon
maybe the harbour master has stolen your sense of humour :p

Well that was funny, I'm just kind of old-fashioned at times... must be getting old :mad: :rolleyes: :D

[mrdefender]

I'm so young that Old fashioned is the same today as it was 20 years ago..

Except for the music. The 80's. The 90's and the 00's are the same..

OH NO!!!! THE Y2K BUG HAS INFECTED ME!!

(better late than never I guess)

[Rook]

Me loves 80's music. Takes me back to the early days when MTV actually played music videos, Pac-Man was slower than molasses, and leg warmers were the 'in' thing.;)

Sorry. Don't mind me. I'm just reminiscing...:o :D

[mrdefender]

Ah. The good ol leg warmers.

wore em 1 winter, got burned so never trusted them again..

[Rook]

Whoa! How'd that happen?!:eek:

[mrdefender]

cheap materials. It was made and sponsered by the government :) :D <evil laugh>

Actually, it just went from 20 degrees to 40 in 1 second, my legs didnt get the time to adjust.


BTW: I'm talking about Celcius and not Farenheit. lol

U just know that somewhere in the USA, there's an american who thinks the temperature drops 40 degrees once you cross the border. :D

Even worse.. U know that somewhere in the USA, there's an american who thinks thats the reason the USA-CANADIAN border is located there..

:D :D :p :eek:

[Rook]

Originally posted by mrdefender
U just know that somewhere in the USA, there's an american who thinks the temperature drops 40 degrees once you cross the border. :D

Even worse.. U know that somewhere in the USA, there's an american who thinks thats the reason the USA-CANADIAN border is located there..

:D :p :eek:

That'd be me...on both counts...:okiddin'http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen002.gif

[Sir Henry Morgan]

mrdefender how do you stop your igloo melting in summer?

[mrdefender]

:p


lol. The guy who plays Niles Crane on Fraiser is Singing (rap).

Anyways.

I DONT LIVE IN AN IGLOO!! I'd rather call it my own personal hotel :)

(actually, the only ppl who live in igloos are ppl who wear shorts in -40 degrees c.)

[Rook]

Originally posted by mrdefender
:p
lol. The guy who plays Niles Crane on Fraiser is Singing (rap).


Drugs will do that to a person...;)


(actually, the only ppl who live in igloos are ppl who wear shorts in -40 degrees c.)

Sounds like something I'd try...:o :D

[mrdefender]

1) Niles Crane (i dont know his real name) was on Just 4 Laughs.

2) By the -40 degrees statement, I was refering to the following:

If you're used to living in -100 degrees c (exageration) then -40 degrees will be hot for you.


For example, When I went to Florida one winter, We were the only one outside who wore shorts, everyone else had jeans.. why? Cause its warmer in florida (year round) than it is in ottawa (year round) while the americans find it cold.

Also, americans wouldnt survive a winter in ottawa.. it would be too cold for them, their bodies would need to adjust to the -30 to -40 degrees we have most of the winter season.

[Sir Henry Morgan]

softies! :D

[invader]

Originally posted by Rook
Me loves 80's music. Takes me back to the early days when MTV actually played music videos, Pac-Man was slower than molasses, and leg warmers were the 'in' thing.;)

Sorry. Don't mind me. I'm just reminiscing...:o :D

I like the 80's music too (rock, folk rock, a little pop junk, and stuff)
I've recently bought Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense DVD release... it still rules. Tho people's clothes look so odd :D

[Rook]

1) David Hyde Pierce, I believe.:D

2) Well, I'm in Ohio, and it doesn't get quite that cold. I don't really wear shorts anyway, but I'll only start wearing a coat when it gets down in to 20s F.:p ;) :D

Originally posted by invader I like the 80's music too (rock, folk rock, a little pop junk, and stuff)
I've recently bought Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense DVD release... it still rules. Tho people's clothes look so odd :D

And what about those hair styles?http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen002.gif

I've got a whoooole bunch of 80's music CDs! The worse the current music scene gets, the more I miss the good old 80's stuff!:cool:

[mrdefender]

20F is how much C? cause 20C here is hot.

According to by data notebook. 20F is -6C ??

Thats warm! well..

hey.. wait a sec.

I thought both C and F, 0 was 0.

I think my convert function is screwed...

[Sir Henry Morgan]

20C is hot ? ? ? :rolleyes:

You Eskimos sure are mixed up ;)

Here we say 40C is hot! :D

[invader]

Originally posted by Sir Henry Morgan
20C is hot ? ? ? :rolleyes:

You Eskimos sure are mixed up ;)

Here we say 40C is hot! :D

TRUE! lol

[invader]

Originally posted by Rook
And what about those hair styles?http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen002.gif

I've got a whoooole bunch of 80's music CDs! The worse the current music scene gets, the more I miss the good old 80's stuff!:cool:

LOL Yep some hair styles were quite weird :D



That's funny, I remember, some discussed what was the best band in the world at that time: U2 or Simple Minds... :D

[Rook]

Originally posted by mrdefender
hey.. wait a sec.

I thought both C and F, 0 was 0.

I think my convert function is screwed...

I thought 0C was 32F? I'll look it up. I think I'm gonna have to find a website that converts that stuff, coz the dusty recesses of my brain can't recall exactly how it's done at the moment...:o

Originally posted by invader LOL Yep some hair styles were quite weird :D

That's funny, I remember, some discussed what was the best band in the world at that time: U2 or Simple Minds...:D

How about A Flock Of Seagulls?:eek: You just knew that guy had to be a hair stylist.:D

I do like Simple Minds, but I'd probably have to vote U2 on that one, just coz they had a few more hits.:D

[mrdefender]

We're not mixed up, the united states is mixed up. Its one of the few countries that doesnt use the metric system.

So.. Its the USA thats mixed up :)

Also, I meant hot in the "not cold" fashion.. 20 is a good day for summer, anything between -10 and 0 is a good day in winter.

where do u live for 40C ?? We only get 40C in heat waves.

And please dont refer to us as eskimos... its very annoying and rude :(

I checked, 0C is 32F. Which would make sense about the "ignorant american" thought i had about somewhere in america someone thinks the temp drops 40 degrees when u cross the border..

if 32 is 0, imagine what they'd think 20 is...

[Sir Henry Morgan]

I was only saying eskimos as a joke, just teasing you

I'm Australian, here 25C is a nice day in winter! :D


I guess one day the US will catch up to the rest of the world and go metric ;)

[mrdefender]

like the outback? wow.

Are Koalas nice as ppl say they are? (never been there so I dont know how the australian lifestyle is..)

[Rook]

Originally posted by Sir Henry Morgan

I guess one day the US will catch up to the rest of the world and go metric ;)

Don't bet on it. We're a backward bunch. http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen002.gif

[mrdefender]

Thats why people are scared of the USA. They're crazy and they've got enough nukes to destroy the planet 3 times...

So no one dares chalenge em..


What really frightens me (honest) is if the USA is aware of how much nukes they got and what happens if they use em...

Wouldnt be much fun if they go to war, launch 100 nukes at the enemy only to find that the only thing left of earth is an empty spot in the sun's orbit....

[Sir Henry Morgan]

Yeah, they'r crazy!:eek:

And with them using the old measures, and the rest of us using metric, they'll probably drop the bombs in the wrong place anyway! :D :D

[Rook]

Well, we're not all crazy--just most of us. Having an itchy trigger finger and bad aim can't help much.;) :D

[mrdefender]

(HENRY)
I know it wouldnt be canada. We're so close that nukes that hit here would damage over there too.. (although nukes hurt everyone since it releases radiation in the atmosphere..)


(ROOK)
Too bad it the world isnt fought virtually.. Every gamer would have a kick ass job :)

[Rook]

Originally posted by mrdefender
(ROOK)
Too bad it the world isnt fought virtually.. Every gamer would have a kick ass job :)

http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/grinser/grinser003.gif You got that right! http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/grinser/grinser003.gif

[mrdefender]

oops... forgot the most important part...


no one would die :) <background noise: soft> aaaaaahhhh

[Rook]

Ok, how about a virtual water balloon fight. First one to get totally drenched loses--and nobody ever dies.

Or theirs always paintball...:D

[mrdefender]

Haven't u seen the Matrix? That's VR. (to the extreme but basicly its VR)



You're brain would think you've been hit by a water baloon and would simulate the sensation across your body and the program would make your close wet...

Its like when neo tried to jump across a building, fell down and hit face first on the ground.. When he got out of "The Matrix" he was bleeding and Neo was suprised.

Morpheus said: your mind makes it real...

[Rook]

Yep. In fact, I just watched it for about the bzillionth time yesterday. Loooove that movie...But, then, I'm a sci-fi/fantasy freak in general.:D

And I still say a virtual water balloon fight would be fun. I'd hate to get my real clothes all wet.

http://216.40.241.68/contrib/blackeye/nahaha_eh.gif

[Sir Henry Morgan]

Sounds fun, but only if it's virtual summer.
I'd hate to catch a virtual cold! ;)

[Rook]

I second that! **sniffle**

:D

[mrdefender]

what did I say about playing water balloon fights near the VR equipment? :D

[Rook]

I dunno. Was it something to the tune of "You break it, you buy it"?

:D

[mrdefender]

more like "dont play ball in the house" :D

[Rook]

LOLhttp://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen002.gif

[mrdefender]

there's a reason its a classic :)



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