Caption competition (TDS screenshot)

[Zaccheus]

Go wild folks!


<img src="http://www.rclsoftware.org.uk/images/tds-door.jpeg" alt="Priest walking on air and into door">

[littlek]

"HEY! Stop trying to cut in line. Get to the back you taffer!"

my second one is....

Priest: "That taffer ran in there. Go after him."
Benny: "I don't know....It sure is dark in there."
Priest: "Oh come on you coward. Get on with you. I'm right behind you as soon as I get out from behind this door."
Benny: "Oh...Okay then."

Benny walks in..... a 'thunk' sound is heard...

Benny: "Feel funnnny."
sound of body hitting the floor
Priest: "Oh oh. What was that? It's all quiet now. Maybe it was nothing. Oh well, musta been rats. Yeah that's what it was. Rats! Now where did that fool of a guard go. GUARD!"

[Mr. Perfect]

"I want you to stand in the corner and think about what you did."

"I'd love to know how this guy made Priest rank..."

[theBlackman]

"And my son... When you reach true enlightenment you too can do this."

Or:
Professional driver on closed course. Do not try this at home.

[Rommel_1891]

"I'm David Blaine."

:D

[theBlackman]

Originally posted by Rommel_1891
"I'm David Blaine."

:D

Cute, but a referrence to be lost on many. :p

[ChowYunFat]

Brother Ronald achieves nirvana.

[Zaccheus]

I've just noticed something.

The AI's shadows seem to be caused by the candle, while the door's shodow seems to be caused by the torch on the wall.

Carry on ...

[Eshaktaar]

"There are novices still, but fewer... and they even need to be taught how to use doors."

[Rommel_1891]

Aww... did I lose you tBm?? :p

For those that don't know... David Blaine is a magician with a rather amazing levitation trick. :)

[theBlackman]

Originally posted by Rommel_1891
Aww... did I lose you tBm?? :p

For those that don't know... David Blaine is a magician with a rather amazing levitation trick. :)

Never. I've seen him 5 or 6 times. Amazing trickster. :D But our UK and other members may not know of this amazing street magician.

[Vesper]

"Ah, these new Brother Scholl's insoles make me feel like I'm walking on air."


"Are you gellin?"

[Vanguard]

Priest: "Next time no beans."
Garrett: "Amen."
A moment later .... KAPOW !!!
Garrett, looking at the bloody mess on the walls: "Guess he didn't see the torch."

[Zaccheus]

^^^

We have a winner !
:D :eek: :D

[littlek]

You feeling better Zaccheus?

[Zaccheus]

Much better, thank you.

The doctors still want to do more tests (and I might even need another round of surgery next year), but right now I'm feeling absolutely fine and will be going back to work full time on Monday.
:)

[littlek]

Fabulous! :) :) :) :)

[theBlackman]

Unless forced to bust your buns, take it easy for a while at work. Stress won't help you improve. Glad you are feeling better.

[Zaccheus]

Don't worry, I won't be pulling the kinds of shifts that madhatter dan (http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89117) is putting in.
;)

[Lazarus]

"Aren't Priests supposed to drink... AFTER the sermon? :D

[Zaccheus]

Guard to Priest:

"Sir, I really think you need to cut down on the hours you are putting in. The stress is starting to ... affect you."




Inspired by theBlackman's post. (26th Sep)

[Guineapiggy]

"And then I stuck it in his mouth and took a picture."
"I see, though that still doesn't explain why you're floating."

[littlek]

By golly you are right! He IS floating. Well that changes everything....