Story thing

[Arctic_Wolf]

to inspire everyone back lets have a little story game. write a sentance continueing the person before's sentance.

e.g

Arctic_Wolf: Jimmy the Grey emerged onto the station technology deck and was immediatly confront by a security tower.

DMA(somenumbers): The tower's laser barrels started whirring, argon gas escaped from the huge release valve and the beams sliced past.

Hikousi Aori: It wasn't aiming at him, a space vermin had came in reange and had struck up a conversation with a passing turruken.


please continue...

[Phat Dr Robeatnik]

Suddenly, the sky darkneded and a voice appeared!

LO! I AM THE SKY GOAT! PRAISE ME OR FACE ETERNAL DAMNATION!

Needless to say there was a moment of slight confusion.

[Arctic_Wolf]

OI, that's three sentances!

[Arctic_Wolf]

C'mon, someone! please...

[Phat Dr Robeatnik]

Originally posted by Arctic_Wolf
C'mon, someone! please...

Get this creamcake out of my sight!

[DMA57361]

Hey! Watch your language, this is a family forum!

[Arctic_Wolf]

DMA57361, I am your father

[Phat Dr Robeatnik]

And I am your third cousin.

[Spero]

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

[Arctic_Wolf]

Don't forget, this years familiy reunion is in Toronto.

[Phat Dr Robeatnik]

Good news.

I am going to Toronto anyway.

[Spero]

Should I bring the Sirens with me?

[Arctic_Wolf]

Sirens? There won't be any fires or crime I promise!

[DMA57361]

Awwwwww :( , not even a little bit of fire?

[Arctic_Wolf]

Okay, amybe a little bit of fire.

*Proceeds to set Phat Dr Robeatnik's hair on fire and hands him a watering can full of petrol, cunningly disguised with a nifty label marked 'water'*

Hehe, sorry mate, douse yourself off with this water.

[Phat Dr Robeatnik]

Why thank you.

/me pours the 'water' on my burning bonce

Something seems to have gone awry...

[Senor v2]

Noooooooooooo!!!
Senor grabs the nearest fluid in a bottle and throws it at the phat doctors head

Hey what was that.....Vodka!!!!!! S**T

[Spero]

<A large group of Dahanese Sirens start running and screaming in all directions after the fire is lit.>

Gee; I wasn't being literal you know.

[Arctic_Wolf]

I love these forums.

*Hands Phat Dr Robeatnik another bucket*

Don't worry, its real water this time

Hang on, isn't that the bucket i used to store some spare warp plasma?


EVERYBODY DOWN!

[Phat Dr Robeatnik]

Why doth the sky goat punihs me so?!!

I AM THE SKY GOAT FEAR ME AHAHHAHAAHHAH KIL THIS ROBEATNIK! WHERE IS MY REAL PROPHET MUCHCHUM I LVOPE HI KMSO!!.

PLASMA!!!

AIEEEE>.,,

ffsf i'm too drunk yo post properly.....

[Spero]

<After the Phat Doctor Robeatnik is almost completely inflamed (literally), twenty Dahanese Sirens clothed in red raincoats and red fire-helmets come thundering through with buckets of water and extinguish the blaze. Fifteen gather around him and cuddle him while the other five give him first aid.>

"Ooooh Doctor Robeatnik; you were sooo brave."

"And sooo manly."

[Phat Dr Robeatnik]

Well y'know, I just do what comes naturally..

Hey there, just come and sit on The Doctors lap. I am gonna examine you good. He hehe

[Arctic_Wolf]

Ghyron's on fire!

<The sirens scatter, leaving Arctic_Wolf with the fire engine and the Doctor with a cleanliness problem>


He's always on the scene.
Fireman Arctic!
And his engine's bright and clean.
Fireman Arctic!
You hardly ignore,
Arctic is the hero next door.

<Arctic Wolf proceeds to run amok, unwantedly spraying forun members and singing tunes about some welsh fireman from Pondy Pandy who later signed a television deal with the BBC>

You hard ignore,
Arctic crashing through the door

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Phat Dr Robeatnik]

Ooooooohh

Hose me down boy-o.

[Arctic_Wolf]

oo, er

careful with the inuendo

[Phat Dr Robeatnik]

Ah yes, coz we all know what happens then.









anus

[Arctic_Wolf]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Monkey Island is invading! Someone get their stick out before its too late! I seem to have, erm, misplaced mine

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Senor v2]

I aint gettin my stick out infront of you all.....Its mine i tells ya MINE!!!!







nutbag

[Arctic_Wolf]

Its coming, everyone run, load up on pornography and alcohol, the world as we know it is about to end.






stick

[Phat Dr Robeatnik]

Yes, give me beer.

Ohh beeeeeeeeeeeeer.









wibble?

[Arctic_Wolf]

CHELSEA BEAT ARSENAL! CHELSEA BEAT ARSENAL! CHELSEA BEAT ARSENAL!




take that you dirty cheating french bastards

[Phat Dr Robeatnik]

And Real lost . Odd....

[Arctic_Wolf]

Dare I say it, Chelsea for the Champions League:D

[Phat Dr Robeatnik]

I like table tennis.

[Senor v2]

I will have to agree with you there Arctic, but beware of porto and Deportivo also there is Milan. 2 of these are common choices for the cup, Deportivo and AC milan. Porto are a wildcard because they have beaten The greatest team to grace the premier league, nobody knows how they will fare with the other teams.
Those three in my opinion are the challengers along with chelsea,

Sort of narrows it down doesnt it.......:p






plums

[Arctic_Wolf]

Well, i think that with Real Madrid out, chelsea have a good chance, pluss they'll be elated from defeating Arsenal. Are Deportivo playing milan?