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Comtar
12-12-2003, 03:21 PM
I liked the format of this post in another forum... I thought I'd pass the joke over here. This isn't a post to ridicule the game itself, but to indirectly ridicule it by making fun of the world as if it was real like... For example... These are some of my favorite things about the DX2 world. (what are yours?) This might have some spoilers if you come up with some really good ones.

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In the future, there won't be anymore streets, the only mode of travel is hiring a pilot who asks for 400$ to go down the street to check some abandoned church.

In the future, bartenders just watch you steal alcohol on top of and behind the bar, and never make any form of money. They don't even have inportant info about what's going on locally anymore... people just talk to NG Resonance.

In the future, people suddenly stop talking to a talk radio show host who takes 3 seconds to speak after pretending to cut off his opponent on the air.

In the future, all food left in the garbage for weeks is still great to eat! Mmm!

Macphisto
12-12-2003, 05:53 PM
So... anyone eat from a good dumpster lately? Why just the other day I found a twinkie that was at least 6 months old. It was so delicious! YUM! :D

Gary W
12-12-2003, 06:09 PM
Well obviously not all parts of the game is perfect :p

JC Vestril
12-12-2003, 09:47 PM
yet another interesting feature of the future--there will be no freestanding water. Busy, popular clubs will have perhaps a dozen people in them, possibly because the cities will be MUCH smaller. Yet another function of this decrease in size--high rise apartment buildings will have only 3 rooms and a penthouse suite...

There will be sewers in the future, but rather than running under the entire city they will only run in brief stretches which conveniently link you to areas you couldn't otherwise reach. All people have been cloned from a handful of progenitors. To make themselves look different they wear beards or different haircuts, or dress badly.