Comtar
12-12-2003, 03:21 PM
I liked the format of this post in another forum... I thought I'd pass the joke over here. This isn't a post to ridicule the game itself, but to indirectly ridicule it by making fun of the world as if it was real like... For example... These are some of my favorite things about the DX2 world. (what are yours?) This might have some spoilers if you come up with some really good ones.
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In the future, there won't be anymore streets, the only mode of travel is hiring a pilot who asks for 400$ to go down the street to check some abandoned church.
In the future, bartenders just watch you steal alcohol on top of and behind the bar, and never make any form of money. They don't even have inportant info about what's going on locally anymore... people just talk to NG Resonance.
In the future, people suddenly stop talking to a talk radio show host who takes 3 seconds to speak after pretending to cut off his opponent on the air.
In the future, all food left in the garbage for weeks is still great to eat! Mmm!
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In the future, there won't be anymore streets, the only mode of travel is hiring a pilot who asks for 400$ to go down the street to check some abandoned church.
In the future, bartenders just watch you steal alcohol on top of and behind the bar, and never make any form of money. They don't even have inportant info about what's going on locally anymore... people just talk to NG Resonance.
In the future, people suddenly stop talking to a talk radio show host who takes 3 seconds to speak after pretending to cut off his opponent on the air.
In the future, all food left in the garbage for weeks is still great to eat! Mmm!