Your Inner Child

[Apocrypha Roxy]

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Odd Little Animal
(Normal Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)

Your inner child is the Odd Little Animal (NIDA) --running through the pastures of your insides, nibbling on grass and licking the insects in your brain. It has a great understanding of these few things, but not much else.

In your own mind you are a wunderkind, wearing a cape and sporting mutli-colored stockings. While in reality, you are wearing a cape and multi-colored stockings-- but without all that hero crap.

Your little inner beast is normal, mature and dysfunctional-- a bizarre combination that makes for a very furry pelt. So be wary of others looking for a glistening, beautiful new rug to adorn their den. They only want to skin you alive.

Do you want to be skinned alive? Fly!


So? What are YOU?

Take the Test HERE (http://test3.thespark.com/childtest/)

[Deekman]

Well, I started to take the test, but I'm not about to go handing out my real name and e-mail.
I don't care how much fun they say I'll have.
My inner child is quite content as it is.

[Apocrypha Roxy]

Ok.

That odd little animal looks just like my guinea pig...

[the last frustration]

Originally posted by DEEKMAN
Well, I started to take the test, but I'm not about to go handing out my real name and e-mail.
I don't care how much fun they say I'll have.
My inner child is quite content as it is.

It's not actually *essential*, ya know. TLF didn't put her name/email and it still let her take the test. :p

[Xcom]

I won't be posting ..."WHAT"...I got out of this stupid test. :mad:

[willow]

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Newt
(Perverse Ignored Functional Child)

Well I'm a dork with no friends apparently... such a great esteem builder.

[Deekman]

Ok. I went for it. Thanks Roxy. ANd Thanks TLF for the shove!
The Happy Little Bastard
(Normal Spoiled Functional Child)
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My inner child is The Happy Little Bastard (NSFC). I am the perfect well-diapered machine-- greased up with a sense of wonderment about the world. With my little guy sitting in my inner-sidecar there's nowhere I can't go. Tender situations don't upset me, I am calm, cool and collected. My parents treated me well and I don't have any presiding phobias or issues. Everything is fine and great.
Don't be surprised if one day the person in the bell tower shooting at nuns and regular people is, in fact, me.

[KoolKat]

Ok, I thought my confiendence was already suffering greatly and now, as Willow has said, I find out I am a dork with no friends.
Ok, it's partly true as in I have no friends where I am at the moment, should change, hopefully. As for the part about the dork, well!

Really, I don't need an internet test to tell me what my inner adult is like:

Mature
Suave
Sophisticated
Extremely quick temper
More stress than can handle
Sadist

:D:D:D

[Aquarius]

I didn't even finish that test it was so bizarre............the cup question really did it for me........

[Apocrypha Roxy]

It seems we're all dorks with no friends... myself included (especially me).

It's a land full of preppies, my dear friends, and we are the victims of their social plague. Popularity is a Social Disease. My black t-shirt even says so. I have many black t-shirts that say things, and that one is very true, indeed.

While I am the 'superhero' in my mind, I don't wear multi-colored stockings - I wear tight leather pants and large leather boots with buckles -hint: Blinc!-. I'm also insane. Well, I'm insane in real life too, but, there's no Depakote in my mindscape! :D

TLF, what'd you come up with?

[the last frustration]

Same as you... :rolleyes:

[*Lara Croft*]

This is me... :eek:

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Wyld Chylde
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)



The little guy in you loves to rock, for it is The Wyld Chylde, running wild. Otherwise known as a PSDC, your inner child can't sit still for more than a second and hence, neither can you. You jump around and yell and stuff-- most of the time breaking things, people and places.

Finding a normal life with the "Chylde" in tow can be hard. He tends to flame out early on or, even worse, melt into a smooth jazz/worldbeat balladeer after years of soul searching and heavy self-medication.

But don't change a thing-- enjoy the ride, for it will be insane.

[Umah Bloodomen]

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Old Man Winter Baby
(Normal Ignored Functional Adult)

Brrrr. Your inner child is Old Man Winter Baby, or an NIFA, blowing cold winds in from the North and freezing all in your path. Your inner chillin' grew up a long time ago, before the sun came and warmed the planet. You are what is known in religious tracts as an "old soul."

Your little man in you tends to freeze at the wrong time-- just when what you need is hot buttered action. So try a little tenderness once in a while, huh? Lighten up. The good news is you don't need professional help. Pet a puppy, jazzercise or lick a ripe watermelon and you'll start to feel much, much better.

Pretty much from this I established I am a cold biscuit who needs to pet something...sounds rather kinky to me. :p I wonder if I can get away with petting the newt instead. LoL ;)

[willow]

*this newt begs to be pet*

[Umah Bloodomen]

**pets the newt**

[willow]

*falls asleep in lap*

[Pinky the Cow]

http://test3.thespark.com/childtest/award/mpid.gifDiva of the Sewers
(Perverse Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)
Your inner child is the Diva of the Sewers (PIDA) --
singing songs of a golden era, when people ate dirt and had to sell their limbs for Burger King cash. She is frequently seen drunk at the wheel of your psyche and likes to crash through the plate-glass window of your emotional storefront. Think of what the child of Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor would have been like and you have your girl.
Whether you are talented or not at singing doesn't matter. Your inner child is covered in ooze. That matters. The inner-child-computing-device recommends getting your inner child to a celebrity detox center immediately.

Man, that's horrible!!! :eek:

[Rook]

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Well isn't that just peaches?! :rolleyes:

[Azuriel]

Originally posted by Pinky the Cow
http://test3.thespark.com/childtest/award/mpid.gifDiva of the Sewers
(Perverse Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)
Your inner child is the Diva of the Sewers (PIDA) --
singing songs of a golden era, when people ate dirt and had to sell their limbs for Burger King cash. She is frequently seen drunk at the wheel of your psyche and likes to crash through the plate-glass window of your emotional storefront. Think of what the child of Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor would have been like and you have your girl.
Whether you are talented or not at singing doesn't matter. Your inner child is covered in ooze. That matters. The inner-child-computing-device recommends getting your inner child to a celebrity detox center immediately.

Man, that's horrible!!! :eek:


i got that too. you`re not alone!

[Serul]

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Old Man Winter Baby
(Normal Ignored Functional Adult)

Brrrr. Your inner child is Old Man Winter Baby, or an NIFA, blowing cold winds in from the North and freezing all in your path. Your inner chillin' grew up a long time ago, before the sun came and warmed the planet. You are what is known in religious tracts as an "old soul."

Your little man in you tends to freeze at the wrong time-- just when what you need is hot buttered action. So try a little tenderness once in a while, huh? Lighten up. The good news is you don't need professional help. Pet a puppy, jazzercise or lick a ripe watermelon and you'll start to feel much, much better.

No puppy's around here anywhere, don't know what jazzercise is (don't want too know either) and I hate watermelon... So... I guess I'm pretty much doomed. :eek:

[windcloud]

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Whee!

[JohnnyZ]

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[NZrevenge]

Before you read this, I would like to say that apart from a slight fear of the dark, the following is a total load of crap:

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The Rich *****
(Perverse Spoiled Functional Adult)


Make way for fatty! Your inner child is The Rich ***** (PSFA). She is never seen happy, without jewelry or not adhering to the three D's: Denial, Denial, Denial. If you grinded up your inner child into a fine powder you could make a killing selling your "hypertension dust." Pushiness and perversion mixed with full-functionality makes for an explosive inner child.

And, she suffers from all sorts of pyscological clichés too: phobia-fixation, übersuperstition, head castration anxiety and many other "disorders of the mini-self." (These things are typically known as demons.)

In terms of help, realizing you have problems is the first step. Then, doing whatever you can to deny that fact is the second. Stay away from QVC, you shiny demon.