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BrokenArts
09-21-2003, 06:23 AM
Hmmm, checking the clock on her wall, almost time to leave. I do hope he is around, all the preparations have been made. He has been so busy lately, (God when he is not busy) ;)

I need to double check on the Burrick, do they need anything. "Hey Benny, it's me BA" "Everything all set?" "Yes it is says Benny. "Everyone is here, we just need you and Apache. "I am leaving now to go and get him, see you soon, OK replies Benny. Damn Benny seems to like his part-time job at the Burrick. He sounded almost normal there, must be the extra doughnuts lately he has been munching, counter act all the booze. :p

Checking myself in the mirror one last time, applying lipstick, smooth's dress. Hope the weather cooperates tonight, I want to fly. Opening the french doors, seeing the moon on the horizon, oh man how perfect is this. Light breeze in the air. "Let's go!"

Making my way from town to town, finally spotting where Apache lives, he is going to be so surprised. Softly landing, fluffing my hair, I knock on his door. He opens it, BA!! He eyes me, what are you doing here, he asks. You look lovely by the way. Thank you, I kiss him on the cheek. ;) Are you busy? No, not really, just hanging inside my closet. :D Well, why don't you come with me tonight, OK sounds cool, where? "let me show you" She takes his hand, Fly with me. Where we going BA? I look out of the corner of my eye at him. "You'll see" As we make our way through the moonlit night, I see the Burrick sign finally. AHH! It's been ages since I have been to the Burrick, says Apache. I know you needed a night out with the taffers. Cept lets go in through the upper window. I want more of a sneaky entrance. Opening the upstairs window, they fly in, and land on BA's Chandelier. Ohh BA, I have never been up here before, I don't allow just anyone up here I look at him. ;-) We sit down, and below are the taffers talking, drinking, having a grand time. Suddenly someone shines a spot light on us!!! HOW THE HELL!! Surprise!!
You can't fool ol Benny!! As he shines the spotlight on us. *Sniff sniff* Apache and I look at one another, people start to cough, and weez. OK OK who let the Burrick in the god damn bar!! I yell across the room. The music stops. People are running to open the windows. Benny looks at me, I am sorry Ms. BA. The fog machine broke, I thought the burricks would make a good substitute. http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/party/birthday.gif http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/otn/party/hb2.gif http://216.40.249.192/s/otn/party/bdaybiggrin.gif

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John D.
09-21-2003, 07:26 AM
Happy Birthday Apache! :D

Nightwalker
09-21-2003, 07:58 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, APACHE!

Hawklette
09-21-2003, 08:54 AM
Happy Birthday Apache!!!

Hope you had a good day and everything is well with you and family.

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:D :D

Zaccheus
09-21-2003, 09:46 AM
<h1><font color="red">Happy Birthday!!</font></h1>

Shadow Creepr
09-21-2003, 09:56 AM
Happy Birthday, Apache! :D

littlek
09-21-2003, 03:05 PM
littlek speaks while holding her nose...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY APACHE.

tavi
09-21-2003, 03:14 PM
Haven't been in the Burrick for yonks...but something telt me there was a birthday afoot, and I just can't pass up a celebration...so

Slainte chugat saol fada chugat good health, long life and all that sort of thing.:)

Alpacalips Cow
09-21-2003, 03:14 PM
Happy Birthday! Rather disreputable company you keep... so it sounds like my kind of party. In honor of your birthday I say we all strip to our birthday suits and... what? Why are yall looking at me that way? I'm going to be tossed out a window again aren't I? Drat. Didn't even get to the part where we pour our beers on the bar and use it for a slip n slide. Hope it's a good one anyway!

BrokenArts
09-21-2003, 03:46 PM
Now Alpacalips, you were gonna douse me with that beer, I heard you whisper to tBM. Wet T-Shirt contest. :D ;)
*cough* *cough*

Huntress
09-21-2003, 04:16 PM
Haven't seen this Taffer around for a bit but in case he sticks his nose in and gets that familiar smell in his nostrils...I'll also add my wishes for a most Happy Birthday day :) Have a nice one Apadewche! ;) Ta and Good Hunting!

littlek
09-21-2003, 06:17 PM
Alpacalips Cow grins and slings her ale in BA's direction. BA deftly ducks and the bitter brew douses Apache instead, his wet t-shirt clings to his chest.

IT"S OFFICIAL....THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST HAS STARTED! This time its the lady taffers who judge. Gentlemen?????

GBM
09-21-2003, 06:27 PM
Ahooooo!
Happy birthday!

*rummages around in a SACK

AHA
Here is a Box Of Vinegar! ... no, wait, that's not it ... <small>*rummage rummage rummage*</small> a Bag With a Clockwork Hat In It! ... no, no, dammit... <small>*rummage rummage*</small>

...

AIEEEEEEE HELP I HAVE FALLEN INTO THE SACK HELP HELP

Apache
09-21-2003, 07:05 PM
Well well well, what have we here. It seems I am a bit more than late for my party. Please forgive..It seems RL has a way of taking up more time than we realize.
My absence was unwilling to say the best.
Short summary of the past 2-3 months.
1. Major PC crash
2. Major Virus infection 200+ files
3. Family issues
4. Legal matters
5. Work (both jobs)
6. Taking on butcher duites while current butcher is out on medical.
7. Alot of ***** in a short time frame.

But I will back back soon. Thanx for all your heartfelt wishes. You people know how to cheer a taffer up.

See you all very soon. I'll find out when exactly this Thursday.


P.S. Huntress and Slyfoxx...I haven't forgot.

P.S.S. Also anyone that wants emails from me. Could you please email me. Seems the crash and viruses wouldn't allow me to get my address book back to Outlook.
tsaucedo@sbcglobal.net

P.S.S.S
Did someone say skinnydip?
http://www.nativeartdesign.com/nude.jpg
Opps..Wet T-Shirt..my bad..:D

Alpacalips Cow
09-21-2003, 07:14 PM
Ah... yes, well... knew I shouldn't have worn makeup to this party. Anyone who knows me knows I'm all bull little darlin. The name was a bit of a misnomer that happened to stick in my head one day. I have credentials I assure you.

Apache
09-21-2003, 07:30 PM
It seems my server has censored the photo..:D
Server is having issues..FTP works to access but browser doesn't..should clear itself up soon..I hope.

Sneak
09-22-2003, 07:13 AM
Happy Birthday Apache!

Sorry to hear about the virus stuff. I got the Welchia Worm on my first load up of internet software on my new comp. Did not have the XP patch yet or even Anti virus updates. Had not been on the web more than a couple of minutes when it nailed me. But Welchia was not a real bad one. 200 plus files is a mess. Hope it is all fixed.

Happy Bday again! :D

BrokenArts
09-22-2003, 07:13 AM
(Damn cencorship!)

As BA is mesmorized by all the wet T-shirts before her, http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/contrib/scorchio/saevilw.gif She doesn't look where she is going, and *BAM* stumbles and fall's on this large arse sack! Spilling her beer all over this sack of potato's? What the hell is this sack doing here, a bit embarrased, she proceed's to kick the sack out of the way. HEY! Watch it! Someone yell's it sounds as if it is coming from the sack! Sounding a bit muffled, everyone looks at the sack. http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/cwm/3dlil/eek13.gif Unfolding the top, she says, What the.......................and suddenly there stands up a soaked boogie man. http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/ed/shocked.gif
Ohh the clingy contents it beholds. *Gasps, she faints from all the soaked shirts before herhttp://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/unknown/face32.gif