Money

[staticon]

It can buy a House...............But not a Home

It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock................But not Time

It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge

It can buy you a Position......But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health

It can buy you Blood............But not Life

It can buy you Sex..............But not Love

So you see money isn't everything.

And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend,

and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering..............

So send me all your money..........

And I will suffer for you.

CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!

[Aquarius]

LMAO! I love it staticon! :D

[LARAMANIAC]

Faaaaaantastic Staticon - I love it!!!!!! :D

[theBlackman]

Staticon

I got your name from a mutual friend. I am Abu Dada Hakim, the son of a deposed dictator from Ibelion. I am writing to you to ask your help.

Prior to being deposed as ruler of Ibelion, my father Killumall, deposited sums to the amount of 50,000,000,000 american dollars in a secret account in Switzerland.

My father died recently, and I have inherited the monies. Due to international restrictions my access to these funds has been delayed.

However, if I could get a citizen of the UK to assist me, the funds can be transfered to an active account in the UK. I would be willing to share these monies with you.

If you were to open a mutual account in both our names, with a minumum balance of 10,000 Euro, the funds can be transfered to the account, and we both would benefit.

Please open an account, and contact me at Abuda#Ibestupid.com, with the account number, and access authorization and I will be able to transfer the monies.

Following the transfer, I will give you 10,000,000,000 of the amount after the international transfer is made.

Please do not discuss this with anyone. Although we can benefit substancially, the transaction is slightly illegal. Disclosure of this offer to another could result in both of us losing this opportunity.

I remain yours truly,
Abu Dada Hakim

[LARAMANIAC]

Mwahahahahahahahaha!!! Touche theBlackman!!! :D

[staticon]

Ah, Abu Dada Hakim, my friend. No one is listening at the moment so I may speak freely.
I could assist in the way you requested but $50,000,000,000 represents an awfull amount of suffering. Would it not be best if I took the whole amount thus relieving a tremendous burden from your shoulders.
I am sure that you are already saddened enough by the loss of your dear father which must make this extra suffering almost unbearable. So, I urge you to take advantage of my offer. I can assure you that I cannot get enough suffering. Therefore, to take on yours as well would be of great mutual benefit to both of us.

I await your reply, and the cash, with anticipation.

Yours

Staticon.

:p

[dhama]

Ok, here's my 'two cents'...... spend it wisely. :D

[theBlackman]

Originally posted by staticon
Ah, Abu Dada Hakim, my friend. No one is listening at the moment so I may speak freely.
I could assist in the way you requested but $50,000,000,000 represents an awfull amount of suffering. Would it not be best if I took the whole amount thus relieving a tremendous burden from your shoulders.
I am sure that you are already saddened enough by the loss of your dear father which must make this extra suffering almost unbearable. So, I urge you to take advantage of my offer. I can assure you that I cannot get enough suffering. Therefore, to take on yours as well would be of great mutual benefit to both of us.

I await your reply, and the cash, with anticipation.

Yours

Staticon.

:p

Deal. As soon as the account information reaches me with verification of the deposit and my access ( I do need to transfer the funds ) I will authorize the transaction and notify you.

You concern for my well being is appreciated.

Do make the deposit and send the info as soon as possible so that I may expedite.

Yours,
Abu

[LARAMANIAC]

ROFLMAO!!! Insanity rules supreme!!! :D

[theBlackman]

LOL In real life it is called a conning a con man. :D

But as you say Lara it is fun. :D

[LARAMANIAC]

Originally posted by theBlackman
LOL In real life it is called a conning a con man. :D



To this, I would like to be a witness, if only!!! :p

[staticon]

Originally posted by LARAMANIAC
To this, I would like to be a witness, if only!!! :p
You are more than welcome to witness this transaction. However, there will be a cash collection for the performers.
After all, we need all the suffering we can get. :p

[theBlackman]

Originally posted by staticon
You are more than welcome to witness this transaction. However, there will be a cash collection for the performers.
After all, we need all the suffering we can get. :p

Sounds good, a 60/40 split will work. You take the 60. You are more of a masochist than I be. :D

[LARAMANIAC]

Laramaniac has a sneaking suspicion that she is fast becoming the brunt of said con!!!! :p

[TombRaiderChik]

lmao :p that was great!!

[Lil Lara]

lmao, staticon!

[Solange]

lmao Staticon, that's a very nice offer! I don't have much "pain and suffering", but if you are willing help me with the little I have, I'd appreciate it! Would you like a check, or should I just mail it to you? ;)

[staticon]

Originally posted by Solange
Would you like a check, or should I just mail it to you? ;)
I draw your attention to the following.
Originally posted by staticon
CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!

:p

[Solange]

oops, sorry dear! :o

Cash is on it's way! :p