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MunkeeChum
07-16-2002, 11:02 AM
THis is a national tradegy, for all my life he has been there for me whenever i want to see two familes battle it out over some crappy prizes by guessing what the survey said.

Just read this article i found on the NTLworld website:

http://www.ntlworld.com/partners/ananova/entertainment/uk/entertainment-_television-_les_dennis/629911.html

It saddens me to my very heart :(
DaveJ
07-16-2002, 11:26 AM
Did Bob Mortimer chin him in the boxing match last week?

Les Dennis....the French Fire Engine.
MunkeeChum
07-16-2002, 11:29 AM
The boxing match was supposedly a close one. I didn't watch it. I think it came down to points.
DaveJ
07-16-2002, 11:42 AM
Wish I'd seen it.
Anybody hitting Les Dennis is worth watching, whatever the price.
MunkeeChum
07-16-2002, 11:45 AM
You've got to give him some sort of respect. He's got Amanda Holden for a wife :)
DaveJ
07-16-2002, 12:01 PM
Well she's a bit suspect.

She left him once for Neil Morrissey...which casts doubts over her sanity....
MunkeeChum
07-16-2002, 01:12 PM
But Neil Morrsiy is cool. He is Bob The Builders voice :)

And wasn't he inm that old program about two lads get rat arsed? Was it called Men Misbehaving Loudly :P
Black Mark
07-16-2002, 01:20 PM
Good, I'm glad. It's all crap, crap, crap. And Max Bygraves did it first. And he was crap too. It's a crap show with a crap presenter. The only person crappier than Les Dennis is Brian Conley. Presumably, he'll be next up as presenter, now that the crappy Michael Barrymore is out of the frame for everything.
MunkeeChum
07-16-2002, 01:28 PM
Our survey says that Brian Connoly is cool.


i used to watch his program a few years ago, i liked it. I hear he has a new quiz show coming out anyway. So he isn't doing family fortunes.
Black Mark
07-16-2002, 01:33 PM
Monkeechum, I like you, but in everything other than music you have the most appalling taste. ;)
DaveJ
07-16-2002, 02:16 PM
Brian Conley is the man who empties the bucket that catches the sweat that drips off the bum cheeks of the most evil soul in the Underworld.


Les Dennis buys that sweat from him.


It is then fermented and given to Neil Morrissey to drink on the set of "Men Behaving Badly".


Michael Barrymore owns those bum cheeks (and many others....)