Under what name shall we worship the Sky-Goat?

[MunkeeChum]

And so it was foretold: That the prophets would descend and lift from the forum the fear and anguish.

Thus the power of the Sky-Goat did relieve from its followers the depression of "No sequel" and instill in their hearts a sense of enlightenment.

And so there was great rejoicing and the people were happy. They wanted to repay the Sky-Goat - he that giveth them shelter, he that blesseth them with cheesy balls and bestow upon them splendour.

But how shall we pray they cried to the prophets How shall we tell our lord how much we love him?

Just call out his name and let your thoughts entwine with his. Then you shall will speak with the Sky-Goat himself.

But What Is His Name O Prophet?

Now we must decide. Take part in the poll. New name suggestions are greatly appreciated.

[Ghyron]

There are over 10,000 names for the Sky Goat, but the one that sums up its entire existence is, 'spam'.

[MunkeeChum]

HEATHEN!!

Worship the Sky-Goat or feel his wrath!

[Overmind]

This is blasphemy. If there is a God, then be assured that He/She would look dimly on this. I personally do not wish for a taste of hot thunderbolt, and nor should you if you have any sense. Even if there is no God, Startopia fans should have better things to do, such as managing thier piece of donut, than creating one.

Vote Blasphemy, my freinds, for the sake of us all. Or worship the Zedem Monks' God, which has much more bearing on a Startopia forum.

Make your choice- are you for or against spam?

EDIT: And if the depression of 'no sequel' is so deep, then think of the current quality of the game. Apart from more missions, which we can include (complete with speech) what is there to be done that could improve it? By the way, the Pingoton does still exist. And by fiddling with Arona.CSV, you can enable buying it, or even make it essential. And wages can be enabled too- just fiddle with Class Data In[MISSION NAME].txt to enable them.


Have fun.

[Ghyron]

At this point there is no escape from the spam. It is like that gigantic 'blob that ate New York'.

[Hand-E-Food]

She is not named after some prehistoric house-wife. She is the divine beast and deserves a divine name. None shall slander Wilma.

[Arctic_Wolf]

Munkee-Chum is the Prophet of the Sky-Goat, the Sky-Goat communicates through the Chum of Munkees.

Bow down overmind who doth not believeth! The God of the Zedem Monks is the Sky-Goat.

And I who have scribed the dreams of the Munkee-Chum prophet of the Sky-Goat see through the metaphors.

The Sky Goats true name is...*Drumroll* EIDUR GUDJOHNSON

[MunkeeChum]

REPENT THY SINS!!!

BELIEVE IN YOUR PROPHET!!

EMBRACE THE LOVE OF THE SKY-GOAT!!

HE WHOS NAME IS CHANDILMA GUDJOHNSON!!!

HE LOVES EVERY ONE OF YOU MY CHILDREN!!

And well Overmind, we have nothing else to do on this forum, at least we're getting to have some fun :)

HEATHEN!!

For our slow minded members, his name is a combination of Chandrich, Wilma and Eidur Gudjohnson

[Ghyron]

snovsprh ehj watlu forn wisnconisn fanru jalbre
boap nuir nsaki wantu oblon be wa nor njimmy

[Arctic_Wolf]

Njimmy? I thought the Eternal Cabbage was dead!

[DMA57361]

Originally posted by DMA57361
"Woe upon those that thieve from the all powerful sky goat."

With that one simple sentance I think I started a religion of SPAM.

Opps. :rolleyes:

[Arctic_Wolf]

SPAM! No, you are confused fellow worshipper. SPAM is the creator of the Dark Lord Ghyron, the Sky-Goat is destinned to one-day chow down on the meaty marrow of SPAM and so all thew followers of spam shall lose their powers and be put to death by carbonated water. It is then the Sky-Goat shall decend to judge those worthy of Cheesiness and reunite those in his great dairy.

[Ghyron]

harq eth ehrald ungels isng hial to het newb orn knig.

[LARAMANIAC]

*Laramaniac smells the influx of Startopians!! Are you bored again over there??? LOL ;)
http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/angel09.gif

[John Carter]

"It must be allow'd, that these Blasphemies of an infernall Train of Daemons are Matters of too common Knowledge to be deny'd; the cursed Voices of MunkeeChum and Buzrael, of Ghyron and Belial, being heard now from under Ground by above a Score of credible Witnesses now living. I myself did not more than a Fortnight ago catch a very plain Discourse of evill Powers in the Hill behind my House; wherein there were a Rattling and Rolling, Groaning, Screeching, and Hissing, such as no Things of this Earth could raise up, and which must needs have come from those Caves that only black Magick can discover, and only the Divell unlock".


HPL (more or less)

The Dunwich Horror (of SkyGoat naming)

I recommend you call him/it Aloysius P. Sky-Goat, Esq.

[Xcom]

Originally posted by LARAMANIAC
*Laramaniac smells the influx of Startopians!! Are you bored again over there??? LOL ;)


It's an invasion. :eek:

Aaahhhhh, go back ... GO BACK!

:p

[DMA57361]

I wondered where this thread had gone!

Not even a "MOVED:" in the ST forum.

Still. I recommend everyone ignore this thread. Lots. ;)

[Arctic_Wolf]

The AlphaOmega hath exposed us to the General Heathens! I demand we be moved back home, this is not for outsiders, they will mock us and trow fruit us!

[MunkeeChum]

THESE ARE NON-BELIEVERS MY STARTOPIAN BRETHEN!!

HEED NOT THEIR CALLS AND LET US RETREAT TO OUR SANCTUARY WAYSTATION ZETA-PLURAL MK II, WHERE WE CAN REJOICE IN THE SAFETY OF THE SKY-GOATS COMFORT!!!

RETURN US TO OUR SPIRITUAL HOME!

[Xcom]

Off you go, back home. :D

I can only assume that Alpha moved it to ECC by accident.
if not.. well.. he is free to do so again. LOL

[MunkeeChum]

We thank you kind Xcom :)

You're presence will always be honoured in our home.

May the Sky-goat bless you with great fertility.

[AlphaOmega]

Damn, can't dump my spam in the general forum... Hmmm... I'll put it where nobody would ever think to look! :D

[Ghyron]

That is a really evil thing to do. Too bad there is a big "MOVED" link in the community forum.

Maybe we can claim this forum in the name of Waystation Zeta Plural mkII.

[AlphaOmega]

Fine, I'll hide the moved link! Then nobody will ever know... Mwah!

Edit: Eek! I'm not a mod here! Oh dear... It's out of my control now... Just like that movie with the dinosaurs and the island. Remember the one? "A Walk To Remember" I think it was called. Yes, thats the one.

[AlphaOmega]

There you go. You may resume now.

[MunkeeChum]

PRAISE THE HEAVENS!!!!

THE SKY-GOAT HAS SHOWN US HIS MERCY!!!!

LET US RESUME THE FESTIVAL OF GOATLY WONDER!!!

[Creamy_Goodness]

Creamy perhaps?

[Arctic_Wolf]

The Creamed one returns! All rejoice! :D

[MunkeeChum]

Praise the heavens!!!

'Tis a sign!

THE SKY-GOAT LOVES YOU ALL MY CHILDREN!!!

He brings us old friends!

Where have you been the goodness that is of the creamy variety?

[Sunrise]

I've heard a lot about you. It's nice to meet you. So where have you been these past 2 years?

[Hand-E-Food]

Let us end this silly war over her name. We'll just put it down to "cultural differences". After all, that human shaped goddess thingy is known under thousands of different names around the world, each one being a different aspect of herself. Wilma and Chandilma are simply two different aspects of the Sky-Goat's being. We shall call her everything (that isn't derogitory) that she needs to be called!

[Ghyron]

Creamy defected to the 'TRLE' forum a while ago.

[Hand-E-Food]

TRLE = Tomb Raider: Light Edition?

[L Croft]

Originally posted by Hand-E-Food
TRLE = Tomb Raider: Light Edition?
http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/sally/lol.gif That really makes me laugh for some reason. I also didn't know what TRLE stood for at first.

[MunkeeChum]

TRLE = Tomb Raider : Lump (of) Excrement.......

[Ghyron]

TRLE = Tomb Raider Level Editor

[L Croft]

aww you gave it away :p

[MunkeeChum]

Ghyron, why must you always spoil my fun?

[Hand-E-Food]

TRLE = Tomb Raider Lacks Enjoyment...

[L Croft]

Originally posted by Hand-E-Food
TRLE = Tomb Raider Lacks Enjoyment...
I think that is a matter of opinion

[MunkeeChum]

Yes it is an opinion.

An opinion I whole hearttedly agree with :)

[L Croft]

Well I don't as you can probably tell by the name :p

[Arctic_Wolf]

L Croft? Shouldn't that be L. Croft?

I also happen to dissagree with the fact that Tomb Raider lacks enjoyment. It is neither enjoyable or boring because there are people who feel both so they cancel each other out.

Please Note that Startopia does not apply, because it is to good to be found boring. Also do not apply this reasoning to anything else but the ph scale, or I will berate you.

[L Croft]

Originally posted by Arctic_Wolf
L Croft? Shouldn't that be L. Croft?
why? :confused:

[MunkeeChum]

Originally posted by Arctic_Wolf
L Croft? Shouldn't that be L. Croft?


Originally posted by L Croft
why? :confused:

For grammers sake

[Arctic_Wolf]

Originally posted by L Croft
why? :confused:

Because L on its own is an error. L. means that the L is the first letter of a name, for instance Lara.

[L Croft]

Ok I didn't know that, and there is also someone on the LCO forum who had the name L. Croft so I couldn't really call myself that because it would get too confusing.

[MunkeeChum]

And of course without the inclusion of a dot "L Croft" is totally different from "L.Croft" and easily distinguishable.

[L Croft]

Yeah I know but a small differance is better than no differance :p and I didn't know that she had that name when I chose my name.

[Sunrise]

It does make difference. Now if your not going to actually say anything to do with startopia then...

GET OUT OF OUR FORUM!!!!

[L Croft]

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif

[AlphaOmega]

That's not a nice thing to say sunrise, everyone is welcome everywhere.

*Burns "L" Croft with burning stick.*

[MunkeeChum]

Hehe sunrise. I was hoping we weren't going to have to resort to being rude :)

I hope she doesn't go off to the TR forum shouting about evil Startopians. Although if they want a (fake, joke, NOT REAL) fight then they can have one :p


Legal Disclaimer: This is not threat. This is a joke and not to be taken seriuosly. Any person who takes me seriously will be shot. In reference to previous spam wars I would liek to point out that some mebers did take me serioulsy at one point. There was confusion and othe nastiness. Now take me seriously: do not take me seriously.

[Arctic_Wolf]

Originally posted by Sunrise
It does make difference. Now if your not going to actually say anything to do with startopia then...

GET OUT OF OUR FORUM!!!!

Bad sunrise!

*Slaps sunrise around the ear*

Now let that be a lesson not to chase off potential startopians!

[Hand-E-Food]

Perhaps we can lure her back with the promise of StarTopia skins for Tomb Raider?

[Sunrise]

*shudder* I would to think about anything remotely startopian going into tomb raider and they were arguing about wether there should be a dot in the name

[L Croft]

Originally posted by AlphaOmega
That's not a nice thing to say sunrise, everyone is welcome everywhere.
Thankyou :)

Originally posted by AlphaOmega
*Burns "L" Croft with burning stick.*
what? :confused:

Originally posted by MunkeeChum
I hope she doesn't go off to the TR forum shouting about evil Startopians.
No I wouldn't do that :)

Originally posted by MunkeeChum
Although if they want a (fake, joke, NOT REAL) fight then they can have one :p

Legal Disclaimer: This is not threat. This is a joke and not to be taken seriuosly. Any person who takes me seriously will be shot. In reference to previous spam wars I would liek to point out that some mebers did take me serioulsy at one point. There was confusion and othe nastiness. Now take me seriously: do not take me seriously.
rotflamo, the TR forums are getting a bit boring so you could but I don't know that anyone would find it amusing. If you did want to I would avoid the AoD forum, go for comunity chat or legacy :p

Originally posted by Hand-E-Food
Perhaps we can lure her back with the promise of StarTopia skins for Tomb Raider?
No you don't need to, I'll come back anyway :)

[AlphaOmega]

***THIS THREAD IS PROPERTY OF THE STARTOPIA FORUMS, IF IT HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR FORUM IN SPAMLIKE ERROR, PLEASE RETURN IT TO ITS SENDER***

StarTopia Community Chat
CO AlphaOmega
StarTopia, The Games
Eidos Forums

[Chronicles5]

And so goes the tragic tale of the Startopians being unwilling to accept their fate and the fact that tomb raider rocks...:p

Whatever this thread is doing here, it's starting to scare me. The sky goat? Have you gone mad? There is nothing like that here. :p

[L Croft]

Originally posted by Chronicles5
Whatever this thread is doing here, it's starting to scare me. The sky goat? Have you gone mad? There is nothing like that here. :p
I don't think gone is the right word :p .
As a bit of good advice it is probably better not to look at the middle of the second page if you are protective of the LE.
*wonders when the thread will get moved back to Waystation Zeta-Plural MkII*

[Overmind]

No. We just like to fill our time with a bit of fun. Laughter is the spice of life, and if you do not share our collective humour then that is up to you. By the way, you are confusing game quality with game popularity. Tomb Raider has a better advertising budget, and so sold more copies. Startopia didn't, and so sold less. I have played both games and prefer Startopia. Therefore youre argument is invalid. I do not wish to see tjis thread degenerate into a flaming match between Tomb Raider fans and Startopia fans, so I advise we go back to playing our preffered games.

[L Croft]

yes I know that but this thread has been moved to the LE forum for some strange reason, which is the problem ;) :D

[disco-fever]

Startopia? .. Sky-Goat? .. Right.

What does any of this have to do with TRLE?
I Think this thread bolongs somewere else.

[L Croft]

It does it got moved look at the notice:
***THIS THREAD IS PROPERTY OF THE STARTOPIA FORUMS, IF IT HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR FORUM IN SPAMLIKE ERROR, PLEASE RETURN IT TO ITS SENDER***
StarTopia Community Chat
CO AlphaOmega
StarTopia, The Games
Eidos Forums

[MunkeeChum]

That cheeky Alpha's been up to his old tricks again.

[L Croft]

thats what I thought, I noticed it happend on the first page as well as this one, can he move it back?

[MunkeeChum]

It is back.....

[L Croft]

oh good, do you think it will move again?:D
I just noticed it is now in the Startopia General Disscussion forum rather than comunity chat

[MunkeeChum]

No, nothing apart from RPG's really happen in the Community Chat area.

[L Croft]

yes but if we have this in there then there will be something else.
Do you know the people on the TimeSplitters forum won't post on the comunty chat forum at all, it's very funny :p .

[Hand-E-Food]

Originally posted by AlphaOmega
***THIS THREAD IS PROPERTY OF THE STARTOPIA FORUMS, IF IT HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR FORUM IN SPAMLIKE ERROR, PLEASE RETURN IT TO ITS SENDER***

StarTopia Community Chat
CO AlphaOmega
StarTopia, The Games
Eidos Forums
Oh my god! The Eidos-Space Continuum is falling apart!!!

[L Croft]

rotflmao :D
why are we in the TimeSplitters forums?

[KittenCeleste]

Originally posted by L Croft
rotflmao :D
why are we in the TimeSplitters forums?

Good question... :rolleyes:

I'll return it to the above address then, shall I???

[L Croft]

yup thats a good idea Kitten :D

[L Croft]

we are back, and not in the general discussion :D thanks kitten :)

[Arctic_Wolf]

Have a good trip?

[L Croft]

yes thanks :D
even though i visit those forums anyway :p

[MunkeeChum]

I think we should try and get this thread moved into every forum at least once. And keep a tally.

So Far:

Eidos Community Chat
Timesplitters
Tomb Raider


Where next Alpha?

[Arctic_Wolf]

Final Fantasy! Me and Exitiums past incarnation stirred up a mini war there once. :D

[DMA57361]

It would seem we can derive two things.

1) A little SPAM goes a long way.
2) The Mod's/Admin on Edios appear to have a sense of humour. :)

[Ghyron]

Originally posted by MunkeeChum
I think we should try and get this thread moved into every forum at least once. And keep a tally.

So Far:

Eidos Community Chat
Timesplitters
Tomb Raider


Where next Alpha?

Actually, it was also moved to the 'Beach Life' forums.

[Hand-E-Food]

So we've been chillin' on the beach at the mouth of the forgotten tomb where multitudes of aliens from the future are about to spill out on a planet in the Zeta-Plural system. I wouldn't be surprised if they were accompanied by the undead of the tomb and a crack troop of bio-augmented WWII comandos came ashore and stole everything we had of value sometime in the near present.

And people still think that StarTopia has no storyline...

[KittenCeleste]

Originally posted by L Croft
we are back, and not in the general discussion :D thanks kitten :)

All in a day's work, Croft! :cool:


Button... Must... Push.... Big Red Shiny Button...
*Homer Simpson style*

[L Croft]

Originally posted by DMA57361
2) The Mod's/Admin on Edios appear to have a sense of humour. :)
yeah I noticed that too, I makes life more fun.

Originally posted by KittenCeleste
All in a day's work, Croft!


Button... Must... Push.... Big Red Shiny Button...
*Homer Simpson style*
:D lol

[Senor v2]

Eidur Gudjohnsen plays for Chelsea











who are poo


So he must be called Chandrich wudjohnkablingy!!!!!!

[Arctic_Wolf]

Chelsea are not 'poo' you foul Man U supporter! The only 'poo' team in the Premiership is sunderland, look at their arrogant fans hang there heads in new found shame!

Man U is only 10 points above Chelsea so ... Okay, at least we'll crush West Brom and take back our championship place. Aslong as Everton lose or draw their next match that is.

[Hand-E-Food]

Is Chandrich an English football player?

[DMA57361]

Argh! The once-beautiful forums are now forever tainted by talk of the evil that is football!

Bring on the Rugby!

[MunkeeChum]

Football is far better than rugby.

In rugby you grab other mens legs and drag them to the ground to get their "ball".

Nuff said.

[L Croft]

lets not talk about football or rugby

[Senor v2]

We shall talk about the amazing game that is rugby, because the falcons rule nuff said!!

Eidur gudjohnsen is really rubbish. Just look at where Chelsea is in the premiership table and you will se what i mean. Ruud van Nistelrooy rules the world with his amazing right foot, and Johnny Wilkinson stands at his side with his amazing left foot.

[Arctic_Wolf]

Chelsea, 5th, soon to be 4th or maybe 3rd. Ruud Van Nistelrooy may be good but I don't like hom, or his right foot. Is Johnny Wilkinson another Man U player? I though he was a manager. ENLISH FOOTBALL RULES!

All your rugby are belong to old grannies. :p

[AlphaOmega]

This is not sky goaty enough talk for me... I'm putting the thread where nobody will ever think to talk of football or rugby!

***THIS THREAD IS PROPERTY OF THE STARTOPIA FORUMS, IF IT HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR FORUM IN SPAMLIKE ERROR, PLEASE RETURN IT TO ITS SENDER***

StarTopia Community Chat
CO AlphaOmega
StarTopia, The Games
Eidos Forums

[L Croft]

thanks AlphaOmega :D

[vakusuma]

Heh. Good luck getting a reply on THIS forum, guys.

[Moggraider]

Hahaha. Moved.

[Ghyron]

There is no such thing as a 'Sky Goat'.

[Master_Ryan]

wow, this thread has been ALL OVER! how many froums?

anyway how do u get that ping-o-tron? PLEASE TELL ME! I WANT TO GO PING!
:D

[Arctic_Wolf]

I MISSED IT AGAIN! AAHHHRG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MunkeeChum]

Wahay another to the list:

Startopia
Tomb Raider
Timesplitters AND NOW Final Fantasy.

Only about 3 times that many more to go :)

[Hand-E-Food]

Originally posted by L Croft
lets not talk about football or rugby
I just wanted to know if Chandrich is an football player. It would make everything make more sense to me in my little far-away land. I don't want to talk about football, just the Sky Goat.

[MunkeeChum]

Chandrich is not a football player. He is our Lord - The Sky Goat

[Hand-E-Food]

Okay. I was just starting to get confused as to the name's origin.

[Ghyron]

Originally posted by MunkeeChum
Wahay another to the list:

Startopia
Tomb Raider
Timesplitters AND NOW Final Fantasy.

Only about 3 times that many more to go :)

You forgot Beach Life.

[kool_kats_rule]

Originally posted by Master_Ryan
wow, this thread has been ALL OVER! :D

The sky goat is omnipresent!

[MunkeeChum]

Originally posted by Ghyron
You forgot Beach Life.

Why yes i did. Good call.

[Hand-E-Food]

I hope the Sky Goat is spreading the goodness and not just "getting around". Someone please assure me that the Sky Goat's intentions are honourable. :confused:

[Overmind]

No...

It's really a servant of the Dark Lord SPAM. Sad really.

[MunkeeChum]

I dont understand you heathens..

The Sky-Goat is servant to no man, beast or Dark Lord.

He is our savior.

Repent. He will forgive.

[Ghyron]

Originally posted by MunkeeChum
I dont understand you heathens..

The Sky-Goat is servant to no man, beast or Dark Lord.

He is our savior.

Repent. He will forgive.

Yes, let them believe in their silly little Sky-Goat. In the end they will realize the only thing they propagate is SPAM itself.

[Hand-E-Food]

No, you've got it all wrong. SPAM comes from the great Lava Pig, Peter.

[JSWY]

Originally posted by Hand-E-Food
No, you've got it all wrong. SPAM comes from the great Lava Pig, Peter.

Ok, you're confusing us all now...

[MunkeeChum]

Ask not us why your confusion consumes you.

Ask but yourself.

[Overmind]

Porcine Excruciating Terrifying Entity (alias Richards).

That is PETER.

It is also my real name!

The Sky Goat is an evil, twisted being seeking only the death of StarTopia. It's offensive on the Forum has released a few StarTopians such as Exitium and even Creamy_Goodness from their shackles, though only Exitium has outwitted the Sky Goat through a forum name change, and so remained free.

It would bury us all in Spam.

It has corrupted a small group of otherwise blameless StarTopians (the fools think it's their own invention!) and will not stop until we realise that in fact it is the embodiment of SPAM and the death of the StarTopian community.

Beware the Sky Goat, for it would be our doom.

EDIT: The Sky Goat is neither He, She nor It. The Sky Goat is SPAM given free reign, and represents the demise of our people.

[Ghyron]

Originally posted by Overmind
Porcine Excruciating Terrifying Entity (alias Richards).

That is PETER.

It is also my real name!

The Sky Goat is an evil, twisted being seeking only the death of StarTopia. It's offensive on the Forum has released a few StarTopians such as Exitium and even Creamy_Goodness from their shackles, though only Exitium has outwitted the Sky Goat through a forum name change, and so remained free.

It would bury us all in Spam.

It has corrupted a small group of otherwise blameless StarTopians (the fools think it's their own invention!) and will not stop until we realise that in fact it is the embodiment of SPAM and the death of the StarTopian community.

Beware the Sky Goat, for it would be our doom.

EDIT: The Sky Goat is neither He, She nor It. The Sky Goat is SPAM given free reign, and represents the demise of our people.

Your not supposed to tell them that!

[MunkeeChum]

How can this be true?

I am scared to say it, but has the SKy-Goat beem lying to us?

Have I not been prophesising the good will of the Sky-Goat? Have I instead foretold the downfall of our forum?

I must consult my elders.....

[Ghyron]

Now look what you've gone and done. They might stop spamming now. Can you imagine how terrible that would be.

[Kuri]

I voted for "this is blasphemy" because a) I like goats, and b) I like the word "blasphemy". I mean, you've really got to wonder what a "phemy" is.

[Hand-E-Food]

Stop it, the lot of you! That's my God you're slandering there. A respect the Sky Goat. I worship the Sky Goat! I bathe in the warm glow of her cheese. I want to be one with the Sky Goat!

[Overmind]

Then be one with the Sky Goat, fool! The Sky Goat will consume your soul and turn you from Startopia forever! Oh yes, this devilish creature, this inciter of SPAM, this terrifying, evil creature is every bit willing to be one with you...
At the cost of one of Startopia's residents!

'Ware the Sky Goat! Beware!

[MunkeeChum]

Last night the SKy-Goat came to me.

He revealed the truth. He unvieldthe darkenss and I saw the truth.

He is not a minion Of the Dark Lord SPAM. The Sky-Goat and the SPAM Lord are in everlasting conflict!

Chandrich protects us from SPAM! He cannot stop it all because the SPAM Lord is strong, and that is why you think The Sky-Goat is indeed a SPAM Lord.

But please listen not to your cynacism. Let your eyes be opebed.

BELIEVE IN THE SKY-GOAT MY CHILDREN!!!

FOR HE BELIVES IN YOU!!!

[Arctic_Wolf]

In other words...BURN THE HEATHENS! BURN THEM I SAY!

<Reaches for phone and rings the Angry-Mobs-Holding-Torches-and-Pitch-Forks 'R' Us Emporium, and orders the Deluexe package.>

[MunkeeChum]

Do they come complete with country accents?

[Sunrise]

No. You have to get their accents separately. The default is a london accent.

[MunkeeChum]

Cockney is good, but I really want to splash out and get the the Country Bumpkin package.

[Arctic_Wolf]

I ordered the Deluexe package so we get to choose the accent on delivery.

[Exitium]

Erm, what in the name of Oparay-Ting is the Sky Goat (R)?

[Master_Ryan]

Originally posted by Exitium
Erm, what in the name of Oparay-Ting is the Sky Goat (R)?

Ahh no, the skygoat, transfering... power! <http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/waffen/violent-smiley-036.gif> Muwhahah! see "jitted at the alter" and ye shall know of my origins mortal Exitium! Buw ha ha ha ha ha!</http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/waffen/violent-smiley-036.gif> huh.... what happened? (And thus it was posted, knowledge in the form of spam!)

[Hand-E-Food]

Originally posted by Overmind
'Ware the Sky Goat! Beware!
You'll be-wearing a Sky Goat in a minute...

[Overmind]

MunkeeChum said:
Last night the Sky-Goat came to me.
He revealed the truth. He unvieldthe darkenss and I saw the truth.
He is not a minion Of the Dark Lord SPAM. The Sky-Goat and the SPAM Lord are in everlasting conflict!
Chandrich protects us from SPAM! He cannot stop it all because the SPAM Lord is strong, and that is why you think The Sky-Goat is indeed a SPAM Lord.
But please listen not to your cynacism. Let your eyes be opebed.
BELIEVE IN THE SKY-GOAT MY CHILDREN!!!
FOR HE BELIVES IN YOU!!!

Perhaps you ought to pray for better spelling, servant of the dark lord.

The Sky Goat has been granted the power to decieve and cloud the senses. Exactly how hard would it be to conjure up a fake revelation? You are thinking with your SPAM, not your mind.

Face it. The Sky Goat has lied to you. The Sky Goat is what it is, however many 'revelations' it sends your way. And without a doubt, it is SPAM. This thread, dedicated to the unholy creature, is more SPAM heavy than any other in the known history of the Eidos Forums. If the Sky Goat were in conflict with the SPAM lord...

If it were, then the opposite would be the case. Argument void. Also, while the Sky Goat believes (note spelling) in us, he will ever believe in SPAM the more.

You can always trust a goat to be a goat, and it is time we stopped the infernal Sky Goat from nibbling at our forum. The darn thing will eat anything. Even our souls... So I re-iterate:
'Ware the Sky Goat! Beware!

[Master_Ryan]

hey most people are voting blasphemy... I MUST NOW TURN THE TABLES!

"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
George Bernard Shaw

Thus making the skygoat TRUE!
thank you very much you non-believers!!

[MunkeeChum]

Originally posted by Overmind
Perhaps you ought to pray for better spelling, servant of the dark lord.

Most prophets babble incoherently when recieving direct messages. Its listed in the contract...


Originally posted by Master_Ryan
hey most people are voting blasphemy... I MUST NOW TURN THE TABLES!


Actually most people believe. If you look closely 8 poeple voted blasphemy, but in total 12 people voted otherwise. They could only not agree on the name.

Overmind the leader of Heathens has not been able to convince the masses with his empty threats....

[Master_Ryan]

OIC, you ADD the other people, not SUBTRACT! nonetheless i still turned the tables...erm... more.... for us the believers!

[Hand-E-Food]

New from Ty comes:

Wilma the Sky Goat

http://www.aboutbeanies.com/search/other/goat.jpg

Now you too can own a piece of heaven with Wilma the Sky Goat. Her rainbow texture will soothe you worries and pains. A must for any believer. Available now for only $29.99! Order NOW!

[Master_Ryan]

Gyah, you people, always trying to make money off of our religions with your overpriced merchandise!


ill take 12...:p

[Overmind]

You sad, sad people. The Sky Goat has gained far too much power, but like everything else it will pass away. Spend your time advertising Startopia, not this abominable Sky Goat. I am no heathen by the way...

I am in fact a faithful follower of Zedem, a god who gives power to his/her (no one is really sure) followers. You have seen the Temples rise, the Penitents created. Your Sky Goat is nothing more than a whisper on the wind, inciting SPAM. Beware the Sky Goat I say! Beware it lest it consume all. Or will I have to viciously attack the posses'ed prophet with the pointy thing in order to drive the demon out?

[waves pointy thing]

[AlphaOmega]

The sky-goat has spoken to me. At least I think She did. I was eating toast, and all of a sudden, I dropped my butter spreading knife, and what I knew must have been a message from our lord, that butter covered knife clattered to the ground, and got a smudge of butter on the floor. Into that smudge of butter, I stared for a few minutes, then realized what the Lord was trying to tell me, I must spread the word of the sky goat to those who do not know of it, just as a dropped butter covered knife spreads butter to a floor.

And of course:

***THIS THREAD IS PROPERTY OF THE STARTOPIA FORUMS, IF IT HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR FORUM IN SPAMLIKE ERROR, PLEASE RETURN IT TO ITS SENDER***

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[Rook]

Always nice to know where the intelligent conversations go on around here. :p

I voted Wilma, but I could change my mind... http://www.imagemagician.com/images/rook/wayfarer/bigsmileltblu.gif

[Vampmaster]

What do Startopia or the Sky Goat have to do with Soul Reaver?

[Duckman Drake]

What a well timed diversion from the norm. :) Mayhaps the Sky Goat feels the forum members angst and anticipation for Soul Reaver 3, and has traversed the vast sea of Eidos forums to provide LoK fans with solace? LMAO

[L Croft]

I think the sky goat has been rumored to be a spreader of spam.
but it could also be used to get more people to play startopia (which is good and now cheap too) and I like to see who posts on here from each part of the forum. :)
(don't ask why I am posting in a startopian thread)

[jesta]

:eek: What the flipin eck is going on :eek:
This is so weard am i on the right planet or what?:confused:

[X-Sabre]

er, wth? O_o :confused:

[warpsavant]

I hope the Butterfly Lord kicks the Spam Spreading Sky Goats ass.

[Lady Kreliana]

I second that.

[Reaver of Souls]

The question that baffles me so is not how this thread got here, it's why is it SIX PAGES LONG!!!!! :confused:

[Riovanes]

...

...

...

My only question - and the one that will surely get me banned - is that if we must be subjected to this idiocy on OUR end of the forum - then why is it that people that spam in the other areas are so viciously attacked? Anyone else smell that black kettle a-boilin, or do I need to get Mr. Pot on the phone again?

BAH!!!

[Lady Kreliana]

All I got to say is Moebius must be increasing his dealership. :D

[willow]

What the flying monkey hell is this doing in the Soul Reaver forum!?

Goddamn crazy ass Startopia people... take your silly ass giant pink text and go back to where you came from.... which would be your forum... yeah.

[Grey Mouser]

Indeed. How did this thread escape from whence it came?

Moving ...

[L Croft]

Originally posted by Grey Mouser
Indeed. How did this thread escape from whence it came?

Moving ...
Thank you oh great mouser :) do you know you are only the second or third person who has manage to get it to the community chat rather than general discussion, well done :D


Originally posted by Reaver of Souls
The question that baffles me so is not how this thread got here, it's why is it SIX PAGES LONG!!!!! :confused:
That is besause this thread likes to vist all the forums, it have visited about 6 so far. It is also the ability to discuss pointless things we spend a whold page discussing my name. :p

[MunkeeChum]

Once again I have missed the window of oppurtunity to gain more followers.

[Hand-E-Food]

Hehehehe... I love this place. It won't be long before this thread grows sentient and takes over Eidos. And you know it'll make Eidos do what her followers desire, fo she looks out for our best interests.

I have got to lay off the raspberry softdrink...

[Arctic_Wolf]

Ack...I missed the move again...

[DMA57361]

For the love of large mounds of chocolate!

Can we not just blow this thread up and start behaving?!

Oh, and:

SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

*ahem*

[MunkeeChum]

Originally posted by DMA57361


Oh, and:

SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

*ahem*

You spelt maps backwards.....

[L Croft]

Originally posted by Arctic_Wolf
Ack...I missed the move again...
the trick is to be up early in the moring if you are in the UK or late at night if you are in the US and have email notification. It was actually away for over 24 hours. I think I'm online too much actually :o .

[MunkeeChum]

My compter only goes off when I go to bed.

It wouldn't go off at all but my four fans keep me awake :)

[Master_Ryan]

Originally posted by MunkeeChum
My compter only goes off when I go to bed.

It wouldn't go off at all but my four fans keep me awake :)

thats why I, uh, "removed" my fans.

(heh heh heh, come here little computer, its only a screwdriver, no need to be afraid) http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/teufel/devil-smiley-029.gif

[Ghyron]

Taking the fans off your computer is not a good idea, unless you want to permanently damage it.

[MunkeeChum]

MELTDOWN!!!


*warning siren sounds

[AlphaOmega]

Originally posted by MunkeeChum
My compter only goes off when I go to bed.

It wouldn't go off at all but my four fans keep me awake :)

Personally, I find the 4 fans (2 in, 2 out, baybus controlled, s3xy) on my computer in my desk (about 2 metres from my bed) help me sleep. It's nice soothing white noise, and it drowns out all the other little noises that can fiddle with your mind while you try to fall asleep.

In other news, I think it's time this thread made its final pilgrimage, like the Zedems before it, before I finally stop bugging the other forums with it.

For our FINAL (and yes, I do promise this is the last, oh other moderators...) journey, I cast the wisdom of the skygoat onto the people of the Community Chat forum one last time before I retire it for eternity in our archive...

And of course: ***THIS THREAD IS PROPERTY OF THE STARTOPIA FORUMS, IF IT HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR FORUM IN SPAMLIKE ERROR, PLEASE RETURN IT TO ITS SENDER***

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[Riovanes]

I vote we just name the goat Harv, and get it over with.

That, or we could just call it Goat - but then Adam Sandler would have our butts upon a skewer of legality.

BAH!!!

[CatSuit&Ponytail]

I don't know about any Sky Goat, maybe the Golgafrinchems do, it could be related to the Star Goat. I however, am very keen about the Sea Goat!

http://www.catagar.com/treasure/SeaGoatsmall.jpg

[CatSuit&Ponytail]

Holy Spacial Anomaly Catman! I started posting in ComChat and I find myself suddenly surrounded by unsavory looking people in dark clothing! .......................................Cool. ;) I'll have a ginger beer, a coke, and a room with a view for two for the night. ;)

[L Croft]

lol Sea Goat.
*wonders how the Cat knew Catman moved the thread*

[Peter Smith]

Some presumably well-meaning person moved this thread into the Thief community (Crippled Burrick) forum. It is back where it belongs now, I hope.

[L Croft]

well this isn't where it started but its ok here, this thread likes to move around :p , but AlphaOmega said
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[MunkeeChum]

Gather round!

Believe in The Sky - Goat

He is here to free you!!!

WORSHIP HIM!!!

[L Croft]

*Sits down in front of the monkey*

[Deekman]

Seems the Sky Goat hath no home.
Seems the Sky Goat is a Nomad.

[MunkeeChum]

He Has A Home!

Within Your Very Soul Lives The Essence Of The Sky-Goat!

Release His Radience!

Repent Thy Sins!

[L Croft]

the was I see it Deek is that the sky goat just likes to take lots of holidays :D

[Riovanes]

Wow... Isn't Spam such a tasty faux luncheon meat?

BAH!!!

[Xcom]

Originally posted by Peter Smith
...presumably well-meaning person....

LMAO, Peter. :p

Just wanted to give taffers an opportunity to express their opinions on the... erm.. issue. :D

[Kat]

I thought this thread got moved, so why is it showing back up in the Community Chat area again?


Can this thread just be closed, it's getting on my nerves with all the spam. Thank you.

[Xcom]

Originally posted by Kat
Can this thread just be closed, it's getting on my nerves with all the spam. Thank you.

That won't work. The thread was already closed once but it has mysteriously re-opened itself. ;)

[CatSuit&Ponytail]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

http://www.catagar.com/treasure/SeaGoatsmall.jpg

[MunkeeChum]

Originally posted by Kat
I thought this thread got moved, so why is it showing back up in the Community Chat area again?


Can this thread just be closed, it's getting on my nerves with all the spam. Thank you.


Then dont look at it.

[kool_kats_rule]

It is spreading the Sky-Goats message throughout the eidos forums!

[L Croft]

If you are spreading the Sky Goats message shouldn't you be preaching?

[Master_Ryan]

This thread is a loose bullet, it just keeps flying around the eidos forums...

i think that the Sky Goat is magically controlling this thread and spreading it throughout eidos to shed light on the... lightless ones!

or maybe the mods just like playing "hot potato" with it.

[Exitium]

Blasphemy the Sky Goat is, for I hath created a new sect in which thy spamming can be repent. Behold! The superior religion of the Plastic Mantis! (http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Legomaster/Mantis/1praying-mantis.jpg)

What we may lack in numbers is made up in our faith to the Plastic Mantis! Repent thy sins and join thou sect or forever suffer under the evil and insidious Sky Goat, spammers are not saved! Now gather your LEGOs and pray to the almighty Plastic Mantis! Pray you shall, as the Plastic Mantis will SMITE! thou foes with his awesome power! If you refuse to bow down to thy Plastic Mantis, you can kiss his shiny plastic abdomen! (http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Legomaster/Mantis/tail1.jpg)

(This reminds me of the Pastry Wars, although I hope it isn't closed because of your's (Or my) blasphemy...)

[AlphaOmega]

Originally posted by Kat
Can this thread just be closed, it's getting on my nerves with all the spam. Thank you. "If one person does it, it's a crime, if everyone does it, it's a trend."

Lol, no worries Kat, I have a feeling it will be moved into our archives very soon. Not that I claim any responsibility for being in charge of its mobility. :D

Edit: Hey! I wanted to go for 10 pages! Curse you quick mover, whomever you are! Curse you!

[AlphaOmega]

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[kool_kats_rule]

Oh good grief. I gues you really are hoping for 10 pages. What took you so long though?

[Hand-E-Food]

Oi! Archived means no further correspondence will be entered into. Or is this a revival? :) <hopeful>

[L Croft]

ooo its back :D

[MunkeeChum]

It is the second coming of the Messiah!

REJOICE!

REJOICE!

[Hand-E-Food]

Let us all bleet with joy!

Meeeeaaahhhh!

(You need to say it with a stutter for it to work properly.)

[Senor v2]

It LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!