I stopped and talked to Brady

[Kent-45]

apparently Brady isn't much of a talker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ndtOr5HuvM

[gnrGrievous]

That was so misleading that it forced me to come out of my 'no-posting-in-forum-for-a-week' program just to shout at how misleading it is, and so many things that you just did it wrong, like always ...

- You didn't 'stop', you ran around like a twelve year old gamer filming his groundbreaking Youtube video ...

- You shot at Brady, continuously, yet fail to hit his family jewel (which as we all know it's Instant Kill)...

- You forgot to comment whether you were able to complete the chapter regardless or not ...

- You're once again posting stuff related to Kane & Lynch in the off topic section ...

- You couldn't 'talk' to Brady because you sit on your tacos all day instead of looking for the missing hours worth of content that Includes A Talk Option ...

- You ought to post this bug in the trivia section, or show it to IO while Dog Man and Oh **** writes their elegant speech titled "Your Game Sucks" that goes along the video (while Johnson writes the uncensored version)...

- BOO

[Kent-45]

That was so misleading that it forced me to come out of my 'no-posting-in-forum-for-a-week' program just to shout at how misleading it is, and so many things that you just did it wrong, like always ...

and yet, here you are... seems I have the upper hand once again eh?

- You didn't 'stop', you ran around like a twelve year old gamer filming his groundbreaking Youtube video ...

Ahhhh semantics. I "talked" with my "gun" and my "words" were "bullets". Happy now?

- You shot at Brady, continuously, yet fail to hit his family jewel (which as we all know it's Instant Kill)...

Now Grievous... we all know that Brady's genitals are the pride of the asian world. After all... was it not his glorious meat shaft that penetrated the elusive and doomed daughter of a Retomoto wannabe crime lord? You can't shoot those Grievous. You can't shoot genitals like those. To do so would incite the wrath of the entire eastern world, and that's not something I can live with sir.

- You forgot to comment whether you were able to complete the chapter regardless or not ...

Ah, a fair point in all this verbal mess. Yes I did finish the mission... turns out by rounding that corner, Brady suddenly leaped into action and sprinted on past me.

- You're once again posting stuff related to Kane & Lynch in the off topic section ...

The "General Discussion" section of this forum is like a bad neighborhood that you don't park your car in. It is a wretched hive of scum and villainy Grievous, and I want no part of it. You can go play in traffic if you want to... Me? I'll stay in the safety of this 400 story skyscraper called Off-Topic.

- You couldn't 'talk' to Brady because you sit on your tacos all day instead of looking for the missing hours worth of content that Includes A Talk Option ...

I forgot to show footage of the DLC pack "Brady's Deal" in which Brady explains, reasonably and concisely, that he and the girl he's with are in love. Kane & Lynch then help Brady to a cruise ship off the coast of China where they have a wedding at sea. Kane's already dressed for the occasion, grey suit and all.

- You ought to post this bug in the trivia section, or show it to IO while Dog Man and Oh **** writes their elegant speech titled "Your Game Sucks" that goes along the video (while Johnson writes the uncensored version)...

but the game doesn't suck. Kane & Lynch 2 doesn't suck anymore than Kane & Lynch 1 did. They're just black and white Grievous. Ying and yang. Ebony and ivory.

- BOO

What is this Grievous? are you trying to be a hero again? Did the mermaid put you up to this attempt to slander my mercenary name? You tell that mermaid a message for me Grievous, you tell her I'm coming. Sure as god's vengeance I'm coming Grievous.... and the hell I send her to is gonna feel like heaven after I'm done.

[JackGordon]

My head hurts.

[ohitspatty]

I don't think he spoke good English.

[BeardedHoplite]

Silly Kent, he speaks Mandarin, not .45 ACP

[gnrGrievous]

The replies in this thread sums up the meaning of life perfectly ...

I've got tears in my eye and John Barry music to go with this marvelous realisation ...
I shall treasure this moment of unforgivable laughter , and tattoo it on the first pair of round cheeks i see in the next clapping scene i find myself into ...

[IMPYEMU]

I lol'd ...

In my mind.

[Kent-45]

Brady just wanted to be free... he just wanted to spread his wings, but Lynch wouldn't let him do that. And yes... Lynch had to have shot Brady. We all know Lynch has a fetish for shooting important asian girls.

[gnrGrievous]

I don't know if it's whether i was playing on extreme , or the game just isn't well made , but i've encountered quite a few bugs on my last playthrough ...
Here's some that i remember ...

- The scripted soldier corpse in Shangsi's tower are 'standing up' , arms open , and floating in the air ...

- Kane's A.I. is utterly retarded and makes it a very useless man that you can't even shoot at ...

- Lynch will grow so tired of Kane that in the convoyer belt shootout scene he will not even kick open the door to join Kane ...

Hey actually that last one wasn't a bug at all , it's fridge logic ! ...