Our Brotherhood's Doomsday Clock (working title) ...

[gnrGrievous]

This is somewhat different than the Mad World thread (of which we all stopped posting on for some reason , or maybe it was just our subconscious trying to protect our very own sanity) ...

This thread is for the things people said that are of such illogical and or stupidity that slowly depletes your invisible bar of 'hope left for humanity' ...

Yes , we're asking you to post here the Most morally questionable/Dumbest things you've read/seen/heard in the internet society and in real life ... though sometimes indeed it doesn't seem much to be a difference between the internet society and real life ...

But since this is also our 'doomsday clock' we ain't just gonna throw up every horrific statement we come across, we'll have to try and balance things out between the pathetically sad mentality of some people with things that ... makes us feel this world is still worth it ...
Which can go from simple good news to hearth warming experiences, even personal ones ... how rare it may be ...

[gnrGrievous]

For the sake of keeping the clock in motion for more than a few second we advise that you only post the retarded/smart things you've came across starting from today...
Otherwise we'll be instantly gushing with sanity-harmful and other traumatising moments we've experienced in the last year, suffice to say that the clock will melt up instantly, and as entertaining as it sounds like, we'll have to try and control ourselves ... as impossible as it sounds like ...
(you can post about past events if it is something that has done substantial damage to your mind, however it won't be counted in the clock)...

Good, now i'll start out with a bang...

It's a comment made on youtube not even half a day ago...
Brace yourselves...

A person comments under a review of a world war two shooter that he "wish there were a wwI game"...

Two hours later a human being came and responded with a game's title...

"Medal of honor frontline"


By the way how should we handle the clock ?...

[gnrGrievous]

I think what we should do is gather up all the phenomenon we've encountered after every week , and then we can identify the proper and consistent amount of time we'll have to add and substract from our great clock ...

Or is there another bright idea that you would care to share so that we might exploit ? ...

[MxOAgentJohnson]

Standing next to a clock in local shopping centre.

Someone comes up to me and asks the time, guy was obviously in a rush.

I just laughed at him, he didnt realise for like half a minute, then he just lold aswell.

In all seriousness, behind my laughing, i wanted to strangle him.

[Brackstone17]

http://www.bamkapow.com/twilight-invented-werewolves-4132-p.html

gfflgllhfglflghldfgldlfhdfgdfgdllhnnnnnngh*dies*

[gnrGrievous]

As i circle through wikipedia for hours like usual i came across the article on russian's 3rd Shock Army ... and as i scrolled down ... i saw it ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_Shock_Army_(Soviet_Union)#Command_staffs
This edit was actually made just a day ago , and i don't know for how long it will stay ...
Nor do i know if the person who made this edit was serious about it or intentionally making a humorous if not obscure social commentary , whichever the case , it made me smile , laugh , and jumped up for a good moment too ...

[BeardedHoplite]

Oh, that's hilarious. And it's still there!

[gnrGrievous]

Quite frankly not only i wouldn't mind if it stays there forever , but if it gets removed i'll probably put it right back ...

I mean as far as we know he (or surely some 'like him') may have truly existed ...

And if he didn't ... well , for the sake of this world , i think He Needs To Exist ...

When legend becomes fact ... Print the Legend ...

[gnrGrievous]

Alright now someone has removed it ...
Unfortunately that's not the issue ...

See the person who removed it also left a justification ...
He says ...

"sergeants not part of command staff; we don't list them, as there were thousands" ...

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Though it may be true ... ... but Has He NOT REALIZED THAT IT WAS SERGEANT REZNOV !!!!? ...
Did he not see the bloody link to the Call of Duty wikia ? ...

awwe jeez ... awe my god ... awe my god ...

[gnrGrievous]

Right , the clock starts at 16:47 of the Fourth day ...
If it returns back to the first day then we're doomed , if it reaches the ninth day then we might get a glimpse of hope ...

- Medal of Honor Frontline , a game taking place during the first world war ...
Substract Forty Minutes ...

- Man asks for time while a clock is right in front of him ...
Substract Sixteen Minutes ...

- Werewolves first appeared in the entire history of the universe in the Twilight movie sequels ...
Substract One Hour ...

- Sergeant Reznov from Call of Duty , a fictional character , is placed among real people in a russian army related article in Wikipedia ...
Add Six Hours ...

- Reznov was removed from Wikipedia , not because he was a fictional character , but because he was a mere sergeant , and due to the huge number of sergeants in history Wikipedia decides not to leave a place for them ...
Substract A Full Day ...

The time is now 20:51 of the Third day ...

[Brackstone17]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1667310/synopsis

I hope this never gets changed.

[BeardedHoplite]

^^ That's worth at least twelve hours.

[ohitspatty]

I try too hard.
One gives a...
So why I try after all?
Ugh.

[gnrGrievous]

I try too hard.
One gives a...
So why I try after all?
Ugh.

A gay person can marry the same people I can marry if they chose to. That is not bigotry because gay people are not getting treated less than straight people. They simply live a lifestyle that means they do not feel inclined to marry someone of the opposing gender. Thats their choice. Nobody is telling them they cant marry. Just that they can only marry the opposing gender just like everyone else.

There , you see ? wasn't so bad now was it ? ...

[ohitspatty]

Now I Grievious is lurking on my blog.
Marvelous.
Do you also read the personal section too?
If you did, you'd know what's bothering me.
Anyways, people who are dumb as sack of **** bother me the most.

[gnrGrievous]

The personnal section of your blog bears a eerie resemblance to my blogs ...

Which reminds me , how come i've never made publicity for my blogs in this forum ? ...

What a fail ...

PS: Patty , watch yourself with anonymous people engaging conversations with you in your blogs ... they'll haunt your dreams , and you may not like it ...

Especially when , all of a sudden , they stop ... talking ... they become ... so ... ******* ... quiet ... ... ... ***** ! I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE SO ******* QUIET !!! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM ? A JOKE ? ! ... YOU WANT SOME ?!! I'LL ******* GIVE YOU SOME !!!! ...

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Oh so that's why my blogs kept self destructing , i write things for myself , but then go nuts when i see and know that people are reading it , but never says anything , except when it's shoving some lawsuit or god knows what ... ... ... they read but they don't care , how quaint ...

[ohitspatty]

Yeah.
I don't know.
Writing helps me deal with silly situations.
So I just write. lol

[gnrGrievous]

I've noticed that the more i write about the silly things all around me , the less i care about them ...

Then again no , i'm schizophrenic , it's natural for me to not give a damn about some things after some time ...

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Man , i don't know , thinking about how my mind works makes my mind itself hurt ...

Whoa that last line actually made sense ...

[Kent-45]

Grievous can't handle my blog. That's why I keep it far away from his lecherous hands.

[gnrGrievous]

But your blog is as full of richness as the vault ...

which means there's nothing in it ! ...