What do you think of forum members, 2.0

[MxOAgentJohnson]

Now that we REALLY REALLY know each other, i tink it tiem we raise a old thread from the grave, well not really, and see what everyone thinks of everyone today.

i'll post mine later, busy atm.

well i can post one now anyway, all of you are gulliable for believing i was bisexual

i had some massive troll planned, but i got high and forgot it then realised, durr,

anyway writing real one later.

[JackGordon]

Deadly Premonition.

[Bevacur]

I still think your bisexual Johnson, ever since you said you were 'bisexual' it has imprinted into my mind that your are bisexual, no matter what you tell us, i am still going to think your bisexual.

I think fellow forum member Bevacur is you know, a pretty cool guy. He is a laugh, clearly more superior then i am and just you, ******* awesome.

[Bevacur]

I think fellow forum member Bevacur is you know, a pretty cool guy. He is a laugh, clearly more superior then i am and just you, ******* awesome.

Cheers Bevacur! I think the same about you! I wish i was you! Your my brother from another mother!

[Bevacur]

Cheers Bevacur! I think the same about you! I wish i was you! Your my brother from another mother!

We are from the same mother! What are the chances of that?! Infact, we are one! I am you and you are me! YAAAAY!

[Bevacur]

We are from the same mother! What are the chances of that?! Infact, we are one! I am you and you are me! YAAAAY!

Bro, i love you so much! I mean, i love myself so much i am going to sleep with myself, marry myself, have a child with myself, divource myself, die with myself etc etc

[MxOAgentJohnson]

Bevacur finally lost the plot when his mum wouldnt allow him to buy call of duty blackops

[gnrGrievous]

I HATE PEOPLE ...

But you all know that by now ...

And since i love you folks that means you're not people ...

Take that as a compliment ...

OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE ! ...

[UhUh]

OT: Grievous, what about the second coming of your cinematic work?

[ohitspatty]

It better not pull Dog Days on us, the hardcore fans.

[BeardedHoplite]

Huh, well that Dog Man is Belgian. That's about all I have to say.

[gnrGrievous]

OT: Grievous, what about the second coming of your cinematic work?

Well ...

- I've got lazy hunting for the footage i need on youtube ...
- I'm not pleased enough with the video editor i'm using on the PS3 as it doesn't offer sound editing , which hinders me from delivering the vision of my work , as well as making a couple of music videos ...
- I dare not try a video editor on my PC because i Know it's going to blow my useless computer up ... of which it already did a month ago ... scary ...
- I also considered for a while to buy a camera and make a short film loosely based on the 'ambiance' of the Kane & Lynch universe ... but then i saw that guy on the general discussion page who said he was going to make a short film , so let him do it ... though we haven't heard much from him since ... i don't know , first things first , no camera near me means no project ... plus i'm more comfortable making montages at the moment ...

Also maybe i'm just not in the mood ... but that's not a valid excuse ...

It better not pull Dog Days on us, the hardcore fans.

In that case i best not release it at all ... it's the sacrifice to pay to save mankind i suppose ...

That's about all I have to say.

No it ain't , you better start talking before we cut you up real good ! ...

PS: back on topic ...

How are we going to get in touch ? ...

I mean we all know each other for months , and hopefully for the years to come (which is the real reason why we Need a Kane & Lynch III , really) , but i mean suppose that something happens to one of us ... how will we ever know ? ...

Suppose that i get hit by a flying limo tomorrow when i do ... my line of work ...
Suppose that Kent finally gets caught by the government agent and gets tortured in a goulag ? ...
Suppose that Dog Man believes that he can fly ? ...
Suppose that Slash gets a pencil in the eye ? ...
Suppose that Bevacur actually drowns himself in his pool of blood ? ...
Suppose that Johnson actually goes to IO's headquarter and blows **** up ? ... alright , in this case we'll know , but imagine ... how will we know that one of us is departed or not ? ...

Afterall I'm a prime example here , i'm done quite a few sudden exiles before popping back months later , and it's got you all worried i'm sure ... ... ... i'm sure ...
And how were you sure that i was coming back ? ...

[BeardedHoplite]

Hey, grevious, do you freguent a place called 'Disc Replay' ? I coulda sworn I saw a dude that looked exactly like you.

[gnrGrievous]

Yep , that's me alright , so next time you see me , give me a big kiss ...

[ohitspatty]

Hey, grevious, do you freguent a place called 'Disc Replay' ? I coulda sworn I saw a dude that looked exactly like you.

You mean Asian Monkey with a cowboy hat and a shotgun?

[SlashPrower]

Hey, grevious, do you freguent a place called 'Disc Replay' ? I coulda sworn I saw a dude that looked exactly like you.

And so begins a romance that will last for years.

[JackGordon]

Buttbuddies!

[gnrGrievous]

Grievous & Hoplite: Dark Cry ...

A supposedly romantic encounter that turns to **** when both individual realizes that they're both men ... and some things just doesn't work that way ...

Living in a relentless society that will keep the two from gaining their hundred years of romance , the asian/cowboy/dude with long hair must wage war , activate nuclear detonations all over the place and drink wine , while the bearded man-who-doesn't-have-a-beard must throttle his bike and act cool while waiting for his own DLC special pack in order to vanquish the cruel and shallow world that do not understand the meaning and power of love ! ...

Because for these two men , they'll do anything to be together ... even if it means crying all the way ...

[JackGordon]

the cruel and shallow world that do not understand the meaning and power of love ! ...If there is one thing Bioshock 2 has taught me it's that love it just a chemical, we give it meaning by choice.

[gnrGrievous]

What a ******* coincidence , not two hours ago i just thought about that again and was about to start crying , again ...

So i don't get it , which is it that is really spying on me ? Kent or Dog Man ? ...

OR BOTH ? ...

[SlashPrower]

What a ******* coincidence , not two hours ago i just thought about that again and was about to start crying , again ...

You cry over scientific facts?

[JackGordon]

Yes he does, Slash.

Just yesterday, I sat down next to him and said: "Charlie, here's a bottle of H20." You could see the exact moment his heart broke into a million pieces before bursting into tears.

[Bevacur]

Grievous's and Hoplites sex scene is shown in a film called 'Stoic'. Grievous is the one taking it.

[Kent-45]

Suppose that Kent finally gets caught by the government agent and gets tortured in a goulag ?

Some monsters know better than to be caught.

[gnrGrievous]

You cry over scientific facts?

In the world when acts of art , beauty and humanity is labelled as scientific facts , yes ... yes ...

Yes he does, Slash.

Just yesterday, I sat down next to him and said: "Charlie, here's a bottle of H20." You could see the exact moment his heart broke into a million pieces before bursting into tears.

I told you i was in Vietnam , but doesn't mean i was that same ******* Charlie every G.I. wanted to stuff his dick in ! ...

Damn it ! ...

Grievous's and Hoplites sex scene is shown in a film called 'Stoic'. Grievous is the one taking it.

I had a stunt double ...

Johnson , his name was ...

Some monsters know better than to be caught.

That was just a fictional example , surely you didn't think i was going to lay down the truths of our predicament here ? ...

[BeardedHoplite]

Grievous is the one taking it.

Oh good, as long as I got that.

[gnrGrievous]

What do you know ? maybe it's actually more enjoyable that way ...

I don't know , should try it at least once in our life ...

[ohitspatty]

I don't know , should try it at least once in our life ...

I'll pass.

[JackGordon]

I'll pass.
Dito. My back door is an EXIT ONLY.

[gnrGrievous]

My back door is an EXIT ONLY.

But that doesn't make sense , in order for something to come out , it has to come in first ... no ? ...

Otherwise babies would have been all over the floor ...
Logic ...

[JackGordon]

A mouth isn't just used for oral sex, Charlie. That's where you're supposed to put food in, in the first place...

[MxOAgentJohnson]

Really?

-note to self, have been eating food wrong for past 17 years-

[JackGordon]

Johnson craps out of his mouth like in that South Park episode.

[MxOAgentJohnson]

Its a jersey thing.

[gnrGrievous]

I think it's severly underrated ...


And what the **** Dog Man ? what the hell is this about oral sex ? ...

Ah , yes , it makes sense , you must have noticed how awkward it is that i never seem to shut up ... and somehow drawn out a full conclusion ...

[JackGordon]

Its a jersey thing.
:lol:

Spit out my orange juice, damn you!

EDIT: Typo fix ;)

[gnrGrievous]

Spit out my orange jews

WTF ?! ...

Tell me it looks like this ...

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2010/04/orange-juice.jpg

[JackGordon]

Oh balls, now that's a funny typo! :D I'm dead tired, been watching the whole Alien Anthology box for the last couple of days.

http://matthewgruman.com/images/orange_jews.jpg

[gnrGrievous]

EDIT: Typ-o fix ;)

You spelt typo wrong you stupid dog ! ...

[JackGordon]

Be quiet. :rasp:

[Bevacur]

I thought Cartman destroyed the Jews with Cthulhu?

[gnrGrievous]

So i was reading this news about Axl Rose suing Acitvision for twenty million dollars , anywya ... just read this line ...

Rose claims that the publisher went back on an agreement not to include the likeness of former GNR bandmate Slash anywhere in Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock.

Now if you can't see what it is that i saw , then you will not understand why i'm flipping out like a ragdoll here ...
If you did saw whatever it is that i saw , then you will surely agree with me that there is a goddamn conspiracy going on , and that we're all going to die because next thing we know , santa ain't coming this christmas , it's the gorilla who is going to tease us with the hours worth of missing content from Dog Days ! that bastard ! ...

[gnrGrievous]

gnrGrievous ...

good God ...

There , you see ? it's scientifically proven ...

Want moar ? ...

Gordon , Jack ...

Gertsmann , Jeff ...

...
Wait , what ? ...