Let's make trophies/achievements based on our own lives ! ...

[gnrGrievous]

Hi i'm Grievous, free at last, yet still bored with life, so here's another topic to make our lives seem a bit more fruitful ... or at least make it seem a bit less boring (as we all know, we're all pretty bored here)...

Let's make a infinite list of trophies / achievements based on our very own lives ! ...

Everytime you did something memorable, make a trophy/achievement !...
Everytime you find yourself repeating the same old **** for the X number of times, make a trophy/achievement !...
Created a fanfic ? make a trophy/achievement !...
Killed someone ? make a trophy/achievement !...

Past/Imaginary event, Present/Future projects, Anything counts ...

Hell, stuff you do in the Kane & Lynch forum counts as well !...
Told a annoying person to **** off ? make a trophy/achievement !...
Created a topic that garned nobodies interest ? make a trophy/achievement !...
Made a joke that only two people understood and laughed ? make a trophy/achievement !...

No limits but your own will ...

[Kent-45]

Achievement unlocked: Sell your soul.

[gnrGrievous]

See ? that's a fine start ...
Everyone , take notes ...

[MxOAgentJohnson]

Achivement Unlocked: Shopping Trolley Mayhem.

How To Achive: Arrest a group of kids sitting in shopping trolleys and ramming into people

:D

[Bevacur]

Concern: Got your mate two cause of concerns in lesson.

[MxOAgentJohnson]

Concern: Got your mate two cause of concerns in lesson.

Haha i've unlocked the gold version of that!

[Bevacur]

I can get him kicked out easily. Infact, straight away on Monday, first lesson.

I also found out that i have a talent in lying. I lied non-stop to 3 different people, and they believed me. I got my friend his first cause of concern during the start of the year.

So yeah achievement unlocked: Puppet master - 10g

And i just lost my temper over spilling a pot noodle. How can a little plastic cup, filled with noodles, water and little soya bits cause such a ******* mess?!

Achievement unlocked: Temper Temper - 5g

Oh and nice pic Grievous, looks like you blew up a school or something similiar like a nursery.

[Brackstone17]

Achievement Unlocked: Does this tea taste funny to you?- Ordered too much sushi and stashed the rest in a teapot to avoid being charged.

Achievement Unlocked: Obesity Incoming- Ate an entire extra large pizza in one sitting.

Achievement Unlocked: How very Zen of you- Dug a hole only to fill it back up again.

[SlashPrower]

Achievement Unlocked: Procrastinator- Never do any schoolwork until the very last minute

Achievement Unlocked: Master Procrastinator- Get A's in all of your classes despite always doing things at the last minute

Achievement Unlocked: Drawing- Draw for 5 years and eventually become somewhat decent (http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h117/SlashPrower/Mobile%20Uploads/Photo0577.jpg)

Achievement Unlocked: No, The Emphasis Is On The First Syllable- Have everyone ever mispronounce your last name

Achievement Unlocked: Baguettes- Be half-French

Achievement Unlocked: Shame to Your Country- Don't ever learn any French

Achievement Unlocked: I Swear I'm Not An Otaku- Know more Japanese than French, but know less than Spanish

Achievement Unlocked: I'm Pretty Sure We're Not Supposed To Know So Much About This- Have an two hour-long conversation with your friend (who is also a girl) about Resident Evil and all the games within said series, mentioning every single one of them at some point

Achievement Unlocked: It's Not Just For Hipsters- Be a huge Scott Pilgrim fan

Achievement Unlocked: Fanfiction- Write fanfiction that doesn't completely suck

Achievement Unlocked: Ragequit- Stop writing fanfiction out of disgust for other fanfiction writers

Achievement Unlocked: What The Hell- Find a good sushi place in the middle of your small podunk town

Achievement Unlocked: Fish Coma- Eat too much sushi

MY LIFE IS FULL OF ACHIEVING

[Brackstone17]

Well, if we're talking French achievements.

Achievement Unlocked: In One Ear- Know absolutely zero French despite studying the language for just under a decade and living in a country where it is one of the official languages.

And now for an unrelated one.

Achievement Unlocked: The Ultimate Deception- Convince a telemarketer that they accidentally called a Mexican number instead of a Canadian one.

[Bevacur]

Achievement unlocked: Close call: Change your decision at the last minute and missed out on the Thailand tsunami (yes, i nearly went the day before it happened!)

Achievement unlocked: Bomb alert: Experienced a bomb scare in Thailand (yes! it was in a car park near my apartment!)

[BeardedHoplite]

Achievement Unlocked: Fallout Fanatic - Own every Fallout game.

Achievement Unlocked: GTA Enthousast - Own almost all the GTA games.

Achievement Unlocked: Pulp Writer - Wrote a pulp story

Achievement Unlocked: Like a REAL Pulp Writer - Wrote a Pulp story in a single sitting, while still being decent.

Achievement Unlocked: Renaissance Man - Buy four cheap PS2 games within a month.

Achievement Unlocked: You Missed One - Didn't buy the two-dollar Max Payne

Lock, Stock and Half-a-Barrel - Seen all but one Guy Ritchie movie

[MxOAgentJohnson]

Achivement unlocked - Ello ello ello, Stopped a bunch of guys running around naked in the streets wearing towering hats -tf2 reference, they must of been fans as of me- and shouting that they were gods of gaming...


Yea being a special constables fun :P

[SlashPrower]

Achievement Unlocked: IRL Troll- Orchestrate a prank in which a peanut butter sandwich is filled with extremely volatile hot sauce that is a mix of capsicum and habanero extract, put so much in it that the person may be hospitalized, then have a friend give it to him and have two other friends videotape it, and do it in such a way that none of it can be traced back to you in case the school authorities get involved

Achievement Unlocked: ****in A- Have said plan actually succeed

[MxOAgentJohnson]

Achivement unlocked: have a cool voice - apparently, you do!

[SlashPrower]

Achievement Unlocked: Nice Voice- Complement MxO on his voice

[SlashPrower]

Achievement Unlocked: Jerk- Double post on a forum

Achievement Unlocked: See me. Mother and father. All together. His hand on my throat.- Find a cryptic message in your handwriting on a piece of paper in your backpack and have no memory of writing it. Consider if you're crazy for a minute or so, then stop caring

Achievement Unlocked: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Accidentally burn yourself in Chemistry, resulting in a hook-shaped blister on your forearm

[MxOAgentJohnson]

i dropped burning magnesium on my shoulder once,

was funny, massive hole in my tshirt.

teacher just lol'd

[Bevacur]

Then cried because you survived.

[Kent-45]

They don't let me in the chemistry lab after the .... incident

[BeardedHoplite]

They don't let me in the chemistry lab after the .... incident

You're not supposed to talk about it, man. That...thing is still out there.

[gnrGrievous]

Why is it that everytime i make a topic asking us all to post something i end up being the only who doesn't post anything ? ...

[gnrGrievous]

Why is it that everytime i make a topic asking us all to post something i end up being the only who doesn't post anything ? ...

*months later*

There , you see ? ...