TTLG belly up?

[screech]

seems to be down.

[theBlackman]

Originally posted by screech
seems to be down.

Methinks thou hast correctly determined the situation. :D :D

[Salvage]

It's also all the other hosted sites, thief-thecircle.com, sshock2.com etc.

I saw on another forum that the TTLG forums weren't working properly earlier in the day.

[Zaccheus]

Erm ... that's the message you get when you try to access a website which has no files in it.
:eek:

The fact that www.ttlg.com comes up with that message is disturbing, but perhaps they are simply re-installing their system.

[Mr. Perfect]

I'm not authorized to view that page. :D

[BrokenArts]

Have confirmed with LR and Grank, now there is a handy dandy, little pop-up, asking to confirm user name and password. LR said he got the samething, though we aren't allowed to view page. :p
No option to save password, at least as of yet. Things being tweaked I guess.

[theBlackman]

TTLG BACK UP AND RUNNING

[Shadow Creepr]

I have noticed recently that whenever they are doing system backup or maintenance all of the above mentioned messages will come up at some point. I have even seen the message "Server will be back up in 20 minutes".

MsLedd would be the guru-in-the-know though. Because as we all know she is THE server goddess. All hail MsLedd! *bows down*

[MsLedd]

Well... believe it or not, I have NO IDEA what happened today. I missed the whole thing, dunno what caused it either.

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing! :D

[howie]

MsLedd, in complete denial of the whole situation, establishes alibi to cover her tracks.

....Meanwhile...howie, under court order, does a complete search of MsLedds personal effects and discovers panties, a pair of pliers, and curiously enough, a panzer tank.

<small> Note to self: Will update both forums when all the undercover work has been completed.

[MsLedd]

HEY! I've never seen those panties before in my life, they're not mine! You planted those there, you fiend!! :o

[howie]

<small>< secret communiqué >Personal Note to self: Update on panties raid:

Tank and pliers still in question. Calvin Cline jeans show no panties-line...hmmmm...whos panties have been thrown into the mix ? Note recieved, panties investigation could result in questionable female taffer in the works. < end transmission s\c >

[notmyrealnick]

Leddsie, we would be willing to give you the benefit of the doubt about the panties. They're probably left over from one of your wedgie-fests anyway.

But about this TANK. I think you have some explaining to do, young lady...

[MsLedd]

I was um... fixing it, for a .. friend, yeah that's it.

Aww come on! can't a girl have a little heavy artillery in her bedroom without drawing suspicion?

hehe... or something. ;)

[Salvage]

They were talking about the tank.


Not the other........thing.:o

[screech]

<on-witness-stand>
Beware the wedgie witch. She does it for real folks. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Just remember, the next time you find panties in her drawer, they may be yours.
<off-witness-stand>

TTLG is down, down, doooooooooown. ;) again.

[Muzman]

TTLG just does that 'belly-up' thing now and then so you'll rub it's tummy.
It's pathetic really.
Total tummy rub

[MsLedd]

The downtime on the 24th had to do with sudden re-shuffling of servers and connections at TTLG's host.

(justsoyaknow)

[Muzman]

I got pruned for that?!? That's the saddest thing I've seen for a while.
and I get a nice sentence fragment instead of rephrasing.

[Munin the Raven]

Pardon me if I couldn't find a more suitable synonym, Muzman. And yes, we have a much stricter language code around here.

[Muzman]

Yeah I know. The usage is probably too foreign anyway.
Still, like most 'language codes' of its type, it is of little sense and to no end.

*notes an axe on the floor*
"Say! This hasn't been ground in a good long while!"
*wanders off with his project, leaving the good folk alone*

[Shadow Creepr]

Eidos comes back up...TTLG goes back down.

[theBlackman]

Originally posted by Shadow Creepr
Eidos comes back up...TTLG goes back down.

Do you think the Mouser and MsLedd are trying to tell us something? :D :D

[Shadow Creepr]

Originally posted by theBlackman
Do you think the Mouser and MsLedd are trying to tell us something?

ROTF!!!

Hmmmm.... this is very suspicious.

[GBM]

*wonders when he'll get his tank back... how long does it take to fix one of those things, anyway?
:mad:

[theBlackman]

Originally posted by Shadow Creepr
ROTF!!!

Hmmmm.... this is very suspicious.

Is there room at that peephole for another set of eyes? :D :D

[DJC]

Originally posted by GBM
*wonders when he'll get his tank back... how long does it take to fix one of those things, anyway?
:mad:

HAHA. I have stolen it, sir! I am off to the desert to drive over some DUNES.
BYEBYE! :D

[MsLedd]

David!! And just what were you doing in my bedroom young man?

[Shadow Creepr]

Originally posted by theBlackman
Is there room at that peephole for another set of eyes?

Of course! I have taken my reciprocating saw and have made a larger viewing area the length of the wall, installed stadium style seats, and have added a concession stand. Frankly, the amount of popcorn we were going through was astronomical.

On with the show (http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62728)!

[DJC]

Originally posted by MsLedd
David!! And just what were you doing in my bedroom young man?

<i>*Looks sheepishly at the floor*</i>
Stealing sweeties, Maam
<i>*Grabs a handful of candy and legs it off down the street to the tank giggling*</i>

:D

[GBM]

*fills the tank with Bottom-AttaX0ring EELS so that Daveh finds it VERY UNCOMFROTABEL to STEAL

>:D

[DJC]

It appears that while I am not very happy with you at the moment for the eel stunt, Bill Gates was highly amused >:|

<img src="http://www.concretedonkey.net/img/junk/yaybill.gif">


Silly man, he too will perish! :D

[howie]

Originally posted by DJC
<i>*Looks sheepishly at the floor*</i>
Stealing sweeties, Maam
<i>*Grabs a handful of candy and legs it off down the street to the tank giggling*</i>

:D

Howie Interprets True Meaning of DJC quote:*Grabs a handful of leg candy and carries off MsLedd as they go giggling down the street in search of the tank.


<small> DJC you naughty boy. </small>:D

[SlyFoxx]

Silliness aside...:D I have not been able to get onto TTLg since yesterday. (Right now it's Sunday, halftime Pitt vs. Browns)

[MsLedd]

*MsLedd appears wearing a metal collander wrapped with tinfoil on her head and black Ray-Ban sunglasses

At the risk of stating the obvious, TTLG is down. I've been trying to fix it by telepathy, but so far no luck.

[howie]

Originally posted by SlyFoxx
Silliness aside...:D I have not been able to get onto TTLg since yesterday. (Right now it's Sunday, halftime Pitt vs. Browns)

Browns fans here SlyFoxx.

*howie sits in despair of another 3 point loss. Well, at least Ohio State is finally National Champs. One of two ain't bad.

*MsLedd appears wearing a metal collander wrapped with tinfoil on her head and black Ray-Ban sunglasses

Try pluging in the toaster, maybe it'll give you an extra boost. :p

[Shadow Creepr]

Originally posted by MsLedd
*MsLedd appears wearing a metal collander wrapped with tinfoil on her head and black Ray-Ban sunglasses

You realize this will start a fashion trend. Just wait until the upcoming fashion shows.


*Runs off to get aluminum foil and duct tape.*

[Salvage]

Originally posted by MsLedd
*MsLedd appears wearing a metal collander wrapped with tinfoil on her head and black Ray-Ban sunglasses

Been visiting here (http://www.stopabductions.com/)?

[BrokenArts]

Originally posted by Salvage
Been visiting here (http://www.stopabductions.com/)?

So Sal, I guess you have. :p

MsLedd
*MsLedd appears wearing a metal collander wrapped with tinfoil on her head and black Ray-Ban sunglasses

At the risk of stating the obvious, TTLG is down. I've been trying to fix it by telepathy, but so far no luck.

*strips goddess crown from her head* yer slippin there dear, ohh watch it, the guys might be watchin* ;)

[the mighty parthos]

So What is the story??
Is it up or down??

[Eshaktaar]

Originally posted by Salvage
Been visiting here (http://www.stopabductions.com/)? LOL, then she'd have to take it off, since it prevents telephatic thoughts from getting through! (Might be the reason why ttlg's still down ;))

[MsLedd]

Hey watch it there Ms Chandelier-pants, you're the one strippin' me in front of everyone! And I know those were your panties in my room... I had them analyzed, there were traces of gold leaf paint and GE deco-bulb (model #0065-b) fragments on them, so fess up missy! :p

howie, I did plug in the toaster... dint help, it just made toast. Hmmm... maybe if I stick my finger in th.. pppzzzzzzzzzzzzztttt-aaaaiaiiiiieee!!!

*THUNK*

[theBlackman]

After reading post above:

howie, I did plug in the toaster... dint help, it just made toast. Hmmm... maybe if I stick my finger in th.. pppzzzzzzzzzzzzztttt-aaaaiaiiiiieee!!!

*THUNK*

*Sends case of Sake by Medivac Helicopter, with IV setup for instant use*

[MsLedd]

mmmmm plasma... Thank you tBM! :D

BTW, TTLG is back online.

\o/

[BrokenArts]

Originally posted by MsLedd
Hey watch it there Ms Chandelier-pants, you're the one strippin' me in front of everyone! And I know those were your panties in my room... I had them analyzed, there were traces of gold leaf paint and GE deco-bulb (model #0065-b) fragments on them, so fess up missy! :p


Now why on earth would you have my panties analyzed? :p And how do you know those were mine in the first place? Ohh I know, remember that party we had not too long ago. And that black light I had. That's where you saw them. Nice aren't they. :p

[howie]

Originally posted by MsLedd
mmmmm plasma... Thank you tBM! :D

BTW, TTLG is back online.

\o/

TTLG runs on plasma ? :eek: Here all along I thought it ran on <s>Hugs & Kisses</s> LOVE.

[Zaccheus]

And we're down again.
:)

[Eshaktaar]

Indeed.

[Shadow Creepr]

*Cranks up the popcorn popper........*

[screech]

/me rubs belleh of ttlg.

;)

[Azal]

Just don't keep it indoors for too long or it'll widdle on the carpet.

[Zaccheus]

TTLG is now forming a nice square curve with its up and down time.
:D

[Muzman]

We should set up some sort of TTLG watch that tracks these things. Possibly with notices, charts etc

[Shadow Creepr]

Well, it WAS Grey Mouser's birthday yesterday....MsLedd may be just a little too tired to fix TTLG today. Ssshhhhhh...she is sleeping. ;)

[Eshaktaar]

Umm... it seems to be down... again.

[Muzman]

The service you are trying to access is unavailable
please try again later
this is a recordin...recordin...*click*...recordin...*click*...recordin...*click*

[MsLedd]

Well folks, I really dunno what's up yet (except it aint TTLG).

iCode (our host) has been having intermittent network problems, which has been the cause of our recent downtimes, this may be another one of those.

-or-

We're due to move the server at any time, it's possible that Saam had the opportunity today and that's what's going on, though I'd *think* (hope) he'd let me know first.

Annyway, when I find out I'll letcha know. :)

[edit]Naturally, as soon as I posted this we're back online... guess it was option #1 after all. :rolleyes:

[yubetcha]

Originally posted by Muzman
We should set up some sort of TTLG watch that tracks these things. Possibly with notices, charts etc

Does someone wanna volunteer to color the chart? I tried to, but that's the last time I'll use indelible ink on my monitor.

:D

[Muzman]

The service you are trying to access is unavailable
please try again later
this is a recordin...recordin...*click*...recordin...*click*...recordin...*click*

[Shadow Creepr]

Muzman, you messed me up this morning. Blame it on the fact that I am not quite awake enough. I saw this post dated January 25th and I thought "Wait, why is this coming up as a new post. I know I saw this from a couple of days ago".

Originally quoted by Muzman:
The service you are trying to access is unavailable
please try again later
this is a recordin...recordin...*click*...recordin...*click*...recordin...*click* (1-25-03)

I did a double take and checked again, thinking it was my imagination.

Originally quoted by Muzman:
The service you are trying to access is unavailable
please try again later
this is a recordin...recordin...*click*...recordin...*click*...recordin...*click* (1-23-03)

Nope, it is there twice. Whew, I feel better. :)

*Goes to get a cup of tea...with plenty of caffiene in it.*

[Muzman]

Unless I'm horribly mistaken, It's that time again!

The service you are trying to access is unavailable
please try again later
this is a recordin...recordin...*click*...recordin...*click*...recordin...*click*

-edit- or short lived outage this time :D

[Eshaktaar]

Indeed.

[BrokenArts]

Originally posted by Muzman
Unless I'm horribly mistaken, It's that time again!



Oh good god, don't tell me it has come down to *THAT* time of the month now for TTLG. Geez, I know we want the net to be a personal thing, but, this has gone too far, I am sorry. :eek: :rolleyes:

[MsLedd]

Sorry, had to make a quick run to the store for tampons. ;)

[Grey Mouser]

Thanks for errr...keeping us posted MsLedd! ;)

[howie]

Originally posted by MsLedd
Sorry, had to make a quick run to the store for tampons. ;)

:confused: I've wanted to go fishing for them myself. Is that type of fish only available on the west coast or can we get them over here in the east too ?

[MsLedd]

hehe, that reminds me of a story...

A keen country lad was applying for a salesman's job at the biggest department store in the city, one of those city-block sized 'everything 'n anything' superstores. The sales manager asked him, "Have you any experience in sales boy?"
"No sir, but I'm a fast learner and a hard worker." replied the young man. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up".

The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today? "

"One." said the young salesman.

"Only one?" blurted the boss, "Most of my staff makes 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth??."

"$100,334.00" said the young man.

"Good grief! How did you manage that?" asked his flabbergasted boss.

"Well… " said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't t be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Land Cruiser"

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?"

"No," answered the salesman. "He came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife and so I said to him, 'Looks to me like your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing'."

[Old Man]

LOL, literally! Thanks for that, MsLedd. Let's see. If she posts a story like this when TTLG goes down ... ?

[Muzman]

Once more, with feeling!

The service you are trying to access is unavailable
please try again later
this is a recordin...recordin...*click*...recordin...*click*...recordin...*click*

disclaimer: these reports are based solely on my ability to reach TTLG on the given day. No more refined test is applied

[theBlackman]

Perhaps TTLG needs a subscription to VIAGRA so they can Keep IT up!

[Peter Smith]

Is that magazine commonly available, tBM?:D

I notice that it is down again as I write this.

[screech]

Seriously, TTLG needs hormone replacement therapy. :p

[theBlackman]

Originally posted by Peter Smith
Is that magazine commonly available, tBM?:D

I notice that it is down again as I write this.

Subscription as in Regular replacement of Perscription automatically. IE your new Viagra supply arrives every Thursday. :D :D

The choice was deliberate, but then only a person of your erudite, keen mind and discerning disposition would have (as you did) remarked on it. :D :D

[MsLedd]

*OFFICIAL NEWS*

The server has been moved to its new location, some of the TTLG sites will be intermittently available while all necessary tweaking is done with DNS and such. So, bear with us :)

[Zapman]

I'm beginning to notice withdrawal symptoms. Please fix me up :(

[Azal]

Let's see - shaky hands, night sweats, blurred vision and hallucinations.

Either I'm experiencing withdrawl symptons from lack of TTLG or I should cut back on my alcohol intake.

[Lake]

I advise you to increase your intake to get rid of those shakes.

[RUtaffenMe]

Originally posted by Azal
Let's see - shaky hands, night sweats, blurred vision and hallucinations.

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