Kane and Lynch: The Three Word Story Part 2

[One of Seven]

I set up a 3 word story thread a while back and it was pretty humorous, so why not set up another.

The Rules.

Each user enters 3 words to form sentences which will ultimately make a wild story. It must be consistent in a sense to where you are ACTUALLY ADDING to the sentence. It's not like one guy posts "Kane and Lynch", and then I post "Awesome granny cane", that's wrong and you'll look stupid.

[EXAMPLE]
User 1- "Kane and Lynch"
User 2- "were doing hardcore"
User 3- "sadist scenes in"
User 4- "Hsings bathroom with"

And so on. So I'll start it off.

Kane and Lynch

[monzmeg]

two of the...

[gnrGrievous]

most handsome ****ers ...

[One of Seven]

to ever grace

[gnrGrievous]

the face of ...

[Kent-45]

the known universe

[One of Seven]

, were walking to

[TAPETRVE]

another bus stop

[JackGordon]

where three dogs

[TAPETRVE]

left their turds

[ohitspatty]

smeared on sidewalk...

[monzmeg]

camouflaged surprisingly well....

[BeardedHoplite]

Kane said '****'...

[VegaSagatBison]

and then shot

[TAPETRVE]

All them mutts

[ChrmoSchwinn/Terry Bogard]

in da face!

[gnrGrievous]

But suddenly! A ...

[joe the janitor]

mentally handicapped mongoose

[ChrmoSchwinn/Terry Bogard]

jumped up from

[TAPETRVE]

a nearby manhole

[BeardedHoplite]

shotguns didm't even

[gnrGrievous]

managed to make ...

[monzmeg]

Kane or Lynch...

[itonehh]

Die, the end!

[ohitspatty]

...kidding, of course...

[itonehh]

Or am I?

[VegaSagatBison]

A mysterious voice

[One of Seven]

whispered. Kane ran

[monzmeg]

like the wind...

[gnrGrievous]

only to trip ...

[ohitspatty]

on Retomoto's briefcase...

[gnrGrievous]

which triggered a ...

[VegaSagatBison]

microscopic explosion in

[ohitspatty]

-side Lynch's head...

[gnrGrievous]

Slash then cried ...

[One of Seven]

and terminated her

[JackGordon]

rubbish manga obsession

[BeardedHoplite]

Only to realize

[One of Seven]

that Danny Glover

[gnrGrievous]

killed Jamie Foxx ...

[JackGordon]

with a heavy

[One of Seven]

Predator staff. Lynch

[SlashPrower]

then killed Jack

[Ryzo]

Sparrow...........






(read above post to understand)

[monzmeg]

The F.ucking End!!!!

[SlashPrower]

The above two posts were made by people who suck at this sort of thing.

[monzmeg]

The above two posts were made by people who suck at this sort of thing.

too many words!!!! : )

[SlashPrower]

said monzmeg, when

[monzmeg]

he got frustrated

[One of Seven]

. He then broke

[JackGordon]

Slash's manga statues

[SlashPrower]

Slash kicked Jack

[ChrmoSchwinn/Terry Bogard]

extra hard because

[Ryzo]

He stole his barbie doll

[BeardedHoplite]

Only to devour

[justice4all77]

planet of the apes

[ChrmoSchwinn/Terry Bogard]

on DVD this

[ohitspatty]

...Tim Burton's remake...

[BeardedHoplite]

Loveth by scenes (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scene)

[One of Seven]

Loveth by scenes (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scene)

. Kane watched Twilight


Sidenote - Would have been better had you put "loved".

[VegaSagatBison]

because team Jacob

[JackGordon]

burned all slash'smangadrawings (no spaces = one word, in my book.)

[One of Seven]

because team Jacob

is tattooed on

[Bevacur]

on Barbie's small

[BeardedHoplite]

Yet oddly scented

Sidenote RE-I wanted an old timey feeling

[IMPYEMU]

-fake plastic behind.

[One of Seven]

Lynch sat beside

[BeardedHoplite]

Odd guy Waingro

[Bevacur]

and groped his

[gnrGrievous]

and groped his

Not that i do not wish to keep this topic in progress , but i would like to offer a muffin to whoever who manages to Continue this topic with these last few words from Bevacur ...

[topeira]

...two unevenly low...

[ChrmoSchwinn/Terry Bogard]

burly Chin Straps

[One of Seven]

. Hobo Steve ran

(We gotta remember Hobo Steve fom part 1 now)

[One of Seven]

bumped yo

[gnrGrievous]

That's only two words , mate ...

Epic Fail ! ...

[Bevacur]

. Hobo Steve ran

(We gotta remember Hobo Steve fom part 1 now)

and gave sweets

[gnrGrievous]

to local pedophile ...

[BeardedHoplite]

Who got shotgunned

[gnrGrievous]

by local undead ...

[Bevacur]

jealous pedophiles who

[JackGordon]

look like Grievous

[Bevacur]

who hunted down

[gnrGrievous]

lil girl named ...

[BeardedHoplite]

Bethany Ann Sue

[One of Seven]

Who Kane had

[gnrGrievous]

(jesus christ nobody is playing this game) ...

Promised to buy ...

[JackGordon]

wall-of-text blocker XL

[gnrGrievous]

as well as ...

[BeardedHoplite]

blueprints to bank

[Bevacur]

for childrens underwear

I'm trying to make this go awkward, i nearly succeeded. I shall win.

[gnrGrievous]

but then Superman ...

[Bevacur]

stalked a young

[gnrGrievous]

looking retired cop ...

[Bevacur]

who collected childrens

[JackGordon]

smelly underwear and

[gnrGrievous]

deformed teddy bears ...

[Bevacur]

that enjoy sucking

[gnrGrievous]

deformed looking shaped ...

[Bevacur]

objects beneath the

[gnrGrievous]

computer keyboard , suddenly ! ...

[Bevacur]

a hairy man

[gnrGrievous]

From North Poll !!! ...

[Bevacur]

covered in grease...

[gnrGrievous]

rolled in cheese ...

[Bevacur]

while eating a

[gnrGrievous]

sandwhich with Kent's ...

[Bevacur]

home made pickled

[gnrGrievous]

with extra bacons ...

[Bevacur]

and a fresh

[gnrGrievous]

woman shaped pyjama ...

[Bevacur]

while dancing to

[gnrGrievous]

lalalala didi dou ...

[Bevacur]

He he haahooooo....haa ha!

[gnrGrievous]

That's Five Words Goddamnit ! ...

[Bevacur]

That's four words you ******* amateur!

[gnrGrievous]

Awe **** ! ...

Crap ! ...