PATIENT INTERVIEWS (created by me) [Archive]

The_Mad_Batter

07-15-2010, 08:25 PM

im a pretty good writer so I decided to make a thread of patient interviews i made up for some of the other villains. There will be 3 each. (They are short)

The villains are:

The Mad Hatter:D:D:D

Bane

Great White Shark

Firefly

Ventriloquist and Scarface

Two Face

Tweedledee and Tweedledum

and finally....

HUMPTY DUMPTY!!!:rasp: :rasp: :rasp:

Here's Mad hatter #1:

Dr. Whistler: Patient interview 1. Patient's name is Jervis Tetch AKA the Mad

Hatter.This is my first interview with him after he was readmitted last week after

an...incident with poisoned tea.....and..uh....bunnies. I don't want to go into details.

Hello Jervis....how are you?

Mad Hatter: Just fine, doctor. May I have some tea?

Dr. W: No, we dont have tea. The water cooler is fown the hall. The guards can--

Hatter: WHAT? NO TEA? What kind of ludricrous establishment do you run here?

*Sigh* Okay...since you bufoons wont give me my tea...what do you want, Doctor?

Dr. W: I'd like to know more about your fixation on this character from Alice in

Wonderland.

Hatter: Fixation? Why Doctor, I believe you misunderstand. I [B]am[B] the Mad

Hatter. He is me.

Dr. W: That's not possible, Jervis. The Mad Hatter isn't real. All he is is a figment of

Lewis Carroll's imagination that has manifested itself into your subconscious.

Hatter: Ah, Lewis Carroll. A man after my own heart.

Dr. W: You do know that he was a pedophile, right? He raped and took naked

pictures of small girls to hang on his walls.

Hatter: Of course I do, Doctor. That's why.

Guard: All right, pervert. Back to your cell. *grabs him*

Hatter:.Unhand me! *reaches into hat*

Guard: Oh no...He's got a revolve--- *blam*

Other Guard: Harry!

Hatter: Im late. Im late. Im late. Im

late.

<end>

Like it? Bane 1 coming soon! ;)

Hadi

07-15-2010, 08:34 PM

meh

mwkcope

07-15-2010, 08:45 PM

That was actually pretty cool.BUT DAMN YOU,all I could read on the "last post" section was "NEW PATIENT INTERVIEWS",I couldn't see "(created by me)" until I actually entered the forums and I thought this was eiher single player dlc or more news about Arkham City.(not official title,of course)

Robin114330

07-15-2010, 09:50 PM

i liked it, but i don't think he could have snuck in a gun, still can't wait for more

andries.alexandru

07-15-2010, 11:44 PM

you're good...keep going!

Marcus

07-16-2010, 01:35 AM

Dr. W: You do know that he was a pedophile, right? He raped and took naked
pictures of small girls to hang on his walls.

This line (as well as being distasteful) makes your work seem rather unresearched.

Robin114330

07-16-2010, 01:53 AM

This line (as well as being distasteful) makes your work seem rather unresearched.

thats true, Lewis Carroll being a pedo is a rumor, however Mad Hatter may or not be a pedo, but he does have a fascination with girls called alice

Renegade_1975

07-16-2010, 05:16 AM

thats true, Lewis Carroll being a pedo is a rumor, however Mad Hatter may or not be a pedo, but he does have a fascination with girls called alice

Not all Alice's are little girls, some are women.

Wasn't there a Batman novel (graphic or otherwise) where he had to deal with a child abuser, I read somewhere that there was.

Back on topic though, great patient interveiw, can't wait to read the others :D

KnightHero

07-16-2010, 06:13 AM

Dang! I thought this was news

DarkKnightReturns

07-16-2010, 06:31 AM

Dang! I thought this was news

Agreed, IMO this topic should have a title change to make it sound less misleading please.

martian1127

07-16-2010, 06:45 AM

Zboto

07-16-2010, 08:05 AM

butterskenny

07-16-2010, 08:22 AM

Why would there be a Bane interview? He doesnt go the the Asylum

SammiiDoogles

07-16-2010, 08:22 AM

Fan Made content goes in the off topic forum, people need to stop making their threads in the general forum just to get them noticed; next one to do this will just be locked.

martian1127

07-16-2010, 02:13 PM

[QUOTE=Robin114330;1450340]i liked it, but i don't think he could have snuck in a gun QUOTE]

If harley quinn could sneak in a gun to Joker during one of their interviews (one of harley's) then the mad hatter could sneak in a gun.

You do have a good point. Better yet, Dr T. Elliot could be sneaking in a lot of these things. They need to give him a role for AA2.

The_Mad_Batter

07-16-2010, 07:19 PM

heh heh...sorry about that with nthe making them in general....

ANYWAYZ.... i considered deleting the line about Carroll (i left it on for some weird reason)

yeah ill add freeze and clayface

new installments every night

ok... heres banes (next post)

The_Mad_Batter

07-16-2010, 08:01 PM

Dr. Young: Patient interview 1. Patient's name unknown alias Bane. I risk much

recording this interview. Surely i would be fired if Warden Sharp found out I was

experimenting with Venom. I have chosen Bane as my test subject for the Venom tests

due to his past experience with the drug. I do not know much about him, however I do not

believe he is insane.

Hello, Bane.

Bane: What do you want from me, broad?

Dr. Y: I want you to participate in one of my stud--

Bane: Yeah, yeah, I know. You wanna pump me full of Venom and watch the

results for your little science fair. You know what the results will be? I'll break through

your little chains and ram your head into a wall,you little prick.

Dr. Y: We'll take care of your anger issues later, Bane.

Bane I got a reason to be angry, *****.

Dr. Y: Really? Tell me.

Bane: My father killed a man in a gunfight. He committed suicide in prison, so I

was born to serve the bastard's sentence. He left me to rot in a dark hole when I was a

child, small and insecure. My only friend was my teddy bear, Ositio.

Dr. Y: God, that's horrible. I'm sorry.

Bane: Sure you are. You're having a field day with all this childhood trauma stuff.

Anyway, I spent the years perfecting my body and my mind, exercising and reading

works of military strategy to better my tactical skills.

Dr. Y: I didn't know you were such an intellectual.

Bane: Looks can be deceiving. But you know that all too well, don't you?

Dr. Y: What are you talking about?

Bane: Don't try to cover it up. I know what you're trying to do. What you're planning

with me. More experiments. More experiments that will lead nowhere. Only to my escape.

And you'll have no guards to protect you down here. So go ahead and torture me. Do what

you want. Just know I'll get you. You, then the Bat. Then all of Gotham will fall under Bane

once again.

Dr. Y *turning to leave* I can't take this anymore. I'm going back to my office.

Bane Adios, bruja.

<end>

Thanks. Great White Shark up next! :):):):):):):):)

mwkcope

07-16-2010, 08:09 PM

Holy crap,that was badass!I never read any comics with Bane,but now I'm pretty sure I know exactly what his personality is.Really amazing talent Batter.:thumb:

Robin114330

07-16-2010, 08:52 PM

i thought i was really good and i can't wait for more, but u seem to be story telling a little bit, which is good, but i don't think he would do that if he knew he was being kept there, but i liked it how he was bragging that he was going to get out and kill her

The_Mad_Batter

07-17-2010, 05:10 AM

thx mwkcope...means a lot comin from a veteran Batfan like u

you're right, Robin, its not like he'll be opening up to her... i missed the mark on tht one

anyway... great white shark comin up tonight...gotta go get some info about him dont know much

bye bye may your batarangs fly true

butterskenny

07-17-2010, 08:04 AM

I dont think that that's anything like Bane.

Robin114330

07-17-2010, 08:53 AM

I dont think that that's anything like Bane.

thats a bit harsh

mwkcope

07-17-2010, 08:56 AM

thats a bit harsh

Agreed.

The_Mad_Batter

07-17-2010, 06:24 PM

I kinda had to fly through this one (wanted to get to bed early for a 9:00 game this morning, I was on the mound and got crushed 7-1) and mebbe didnt think it through as well as The Hatter's (I know him better). Still, thts a little harsh and even though I appreciate criticism, there's a fine line between criticism and harsh comments. Be lucky I'm not the type to be mad over stuff like this. it's fan fiction, not a novel. Lighten up and enjoy it!

Ya know what? If any of you think my work sucks... Write your own! If you say you know more than I do prove it instead of arguing! Make us all wonder at your work!

Here's great white shark's. This was a challenge as the only Shark comic ive read is Gotham Underground, and tht only has a few pages about him. I mostly had to use the bios in the game and Wikipedia so it may be a bit offf. Feel free to correct!

The_Mad_Batter

07-17-2010, 07:19 PM

Dr. Cassidy: Patient interview 1. Patient's name is Warren White AKA The Great

White Shark. I really don't know much about him...but the guards said I should not go

near him. I wonder why.... *Great White Shark enters*

Oh! Dear Lord! What... what..are you?

Great White Shark: I'm The Great White Shark. Who do I look like to you, lady?

Santa Claus?

Dr. C Oh...uh...it's just... I wasn't expecting...

G W Shark: I know. No one does.

Dr. C: Well, let's...get started then. My files say you were once a financial broker

who embezzled millions from your company's pension fund. Why?

G W Shark: I needed cash fast. The morons didn't have a secure pension plan, so it

was pretty easy to hack the system and fool the dumb bastards.

Dr. C: You did get caught, though.

G W Shark: Yeah. Somehow they were able to trace the "payments" back to me.

Dr. C: It says here you filed for the insanity plea.

G W Shark: Figured the nuthouse would be cozier than the state pen. Easier life,

faster release. I was dead wrong. The judge knew what I'd be going through once I got to

Arkham, so he accepted, the filthy son of a *****.

Dr. C: So...how'd you get the...

G W Shark Teeth? Face? Got locked in Freeze's cell during a prison riot. Nose and

lips froze off and my skin turned white. Only got outta there alive courtesy of the guards.

Dr. C: I'm sorry about that.

G W Shark: Don't be. I never would have made it out there in the mob world without

a fear factor. Once I get outta here, I'll rule the streets.

Dr. C: What are you talking about? Your stay here is indefinite. We--

G W Shark: Why do you think I was talking to you so long? In a locked room.

Dr. C: What does that have to do with--

G W Shark: Well, if I have a hostage, they'll have to let me go, won't they?

Dr. C: Oh no...No. No! NO!

G W Shark: *bares toothy smile*

<end>

Clayface up next!

Stay tuned, mis amigos! :cool: :cool:

DarkKnightReturns

07-17-2010, 11:38 PM

Mad Batter, I'm very sorry for how rude some people have been to you. I know what it's like to be one of those people who really really want to read comics, but can't afford them or can't find them. I was one for a very long time, and in a way I still kind of am, I may own and have read several comics now but they pale in comparison to the amount someone who's been reading them for many years has. I like what you've done with your interviews so far.

However, your invitation to try my own has raised my curiosity enough that I will. Here it goes (and I apologize if this turns up feeling OOC-ish or inaccurate in any way, I'm doing my best off the top of my head)

~~~

Mr. Freeze

Dr. B: Patient interview 1. Patient's name is Dr. Victor Fries, more commonly referred to as simply "Mr. Freeze." I'm taking over as Fries's psychiatrist after his previous one, Dr. Norman, was found dead in his apartment last week of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. This is the patient's first night back after once again being apprehended by the vigilante known as Batman while engaging in activities fueled by criminal insanity. Victor... The staff and I notice that Dr. Norman was very upset and unnerved two weeks before you escaped again.

Mr. Freeze: This surprises you?

Dr. B: What do you mean by that?

Mr. Freeze: Don't be so naive. Look at this place. Anyone who's ever set one foot in this asylum is bound to have more than one sleepless night.

Dr. B: ... Perhaps, but, we have reason to believe Norman was especially upset. He started neglecting his other patients and concentrating his time onto you.

Mr. Freeze: It's a surprise to me. No one else but myself should be at all content within the vicinity of this cell.

Dr. B: But the convenience of others doesn't have to cut off your need to survive, Victor. Now, back on topic, we've gathered some of Norman's old notes... He was very upset with himself over what happened when you escaped, Victor. He thought he was responsible for what you did.

Mr. Freeze: I don't have much to say. Norman believed he could penetrate my stoicism. Saw it as merely a demeanor. But this is how I am, to the core.

Dr. B: Yes, he says you were resilient to his attempts, to, uh... (flips through notes) ... He tried offering you things he thought might raise your dopamine, become more optimistic... Things like gourmet dinners --

Mr. Freeze: Do you think I ever cared about that? I can't taste a damn thing. Can't feel anything. My sensory nerves of touch have been frozen dead. I can't even feel pain. Why would I care about anything?

Dr. B: ... Still, he made a strong point of your misfortune you constantly mention, and thought he might have instigated -

Mr. Freeze: Nora. I know. You don't have to treat me like a child. I'm an intellectual myself.

Dr. B: Well, it wasn't just that, Victor, and with all due respect I firmly believe any man in your circumstance would be that upset over such matters, but what really disturbed him wasn't that you still resorted to illegal activities to try and tend to Nora, but the severity inflicted on the victims you --

Mr. Freeze: Silence. You feeble minded psychiatrists and your euphenisms... I know what I did. Don't try to sugar coat it. I froze all of those GothCorp employees after dousing them in gasoline so that anyone foolish enough to try to thaw them before they froze to death would burn them alive instead - either way a slow, excruciating death. Then I went to the house of Gothcorp's last CEO, who wanted nothing more than to become a novelist, and froze his hands so I could break them off.

Dr. B: Now, see, on that last one Victor, why did you want to do that? What was there to gain out of such meaningless violence?

Mr. Freeze: He found work in an unethical company. The one that took my Nora. He deserved it. I'm always having what's most important to me taken away, right before my eyes. By you, by Arkham, by Gotham, by Batman. All I ever wanted to do was bring my Nora back. But no one will even let me do that.

Dr. B: ... I... Have nothing further to say. It's obvious you need some time alone, Victor. Until next time.

Mr. Freeze: You should reconsider your line of work, doctor. Hypothermia's a terrible way to die.

~~~

I know that was probably epic fail on my part, but meh. Just wanted to try.

Robin114330

07-18-2010, 12:11 AM

no that was fricken awesome, u and the bat hatter r so good at writing them, i liked it how u made freeze's icy demeanor affect other people around him, like dr. norman

DarkKnightReturns

07-18-2010, 12:25 AM

no that was fricken awesome, u and the bat hatter r so good at writing them, i liked it how u made freeze's icy demeanor affect other people around him, like dr. norman

Thanks, I'm really glad you like it. I'm a really big Freeze fan, I think he's very underrated and overlooked, he needs more exposure. I'm so glad he's going to be in the next game, according to a VA interview.

Edit: I'm going to give my other favorite Batman villain a shot at a patient interview.

~~~

Two-Face

Dr. G: P-patient interview #52... I know it's standard procedure to record these sessions for the sake of progress, but I fear my patient is influencing me, making me become unprofessional... How long can I hide these tapes? What if -- no. Get a hold of yourself; you're not anything like Dr. Quinzell, it's not going to happen to you. Just... (takes a deep breath, pauses, and slowly exhales before she opens the door to where she'll be interviewing Two-Face before she walks to her chair and sits down, clearing her throat) Harvey, good morning. How are you today?

Two-Face: It doesn't matter.

Dr. G: Excuse me?

Two-Face: How I'm feeling. It doesn't matter.

Dr. G: Harvey... We're here to help you... Your feelings do matter, and a part of the healing process is taking time to identify and express those feelings. Now please, Harvey... How are you?

Two-Face: Anything I feel in here doesn't change anything out there. I used to believe that. Civil war going on in my half-fried brain...

Dr. G: What are you talking about, Harvey?

Two-Face: (growling in irritation and slams hands on desk) You keep telling me the key to life is my disposition... Our outlook... That if I always try to look for that silver lining, I'll turn out okay... It doesn't change the things we've done. The mistakes I've made. What a fool we've been.

Dr. G: That's all in the past, Harvey. It's impossible to change. All you can do is come to acceptance and move on...

Two-Face: (is now furious) Acceptance?!? Accept what?!? That I was some chivalrous fool who thought with perseverance and morality I could clean up this piss pile of a town?!? We never got ANYTHING accomplished, even if it meant putting our lives on the line!!! ... (is now depressed) Even if it meant putting my fiance in harm's way... (grumbles in frustration) We even tried to enlist the Batman - stretch the rules - even the Commissioner was doing it - and by then we've gone too far...

Dr. G: Harvey, please calm down... Even though Batman has brutalized you and the other patients, some people believe that Batman is a positive cause for this town. Personally, I think he takes some things a little too far, but it goes without saying that he's stopped many confused and distressed individuals like yourself from inflicting harm on yourself or others.

Two-Face: I should have seen it from a mile away. That half of me, Harvey Dent, is all the good there is. I wanted to be one of the good guys, because there's too many of the bad ones. And the balance isn't more heavily tipped to the darkness than in Gotham. Highest crime rate in the country, biggest cases of police corruption in American history... What a shame...

Dr. G: I know you care about your people, Mr. Dent. You were a very politically involved man. You were - are - still a very good man, with the best intentions. I can see it.

Two-Face: No. None of us were. I fail to see how I'm any good when I'm sitting here in a cell every day trying to get over my face, while rape and arson and rackets and violence sweeps over Gotham like a plague, the kind of things I tried so hard to confront when I was district attorney. I betrayed Gotham, by surrendering to it's madness.

Dr. G: Anyone in your position would have reacted the same way you have, Dent. Being District Attorney is stressful enough, coupled with the combined trauma of death threats, the crime in the area, and most of all your acid scarring, you took all you could and just broke down. You're only human.

Two-Face: I broke down a long time ago. I don't know how I never did when I was still a child. I broke down when I realized the system I swore to enforce, became a martyr for, devoted my life to, was practically meaningless. When the pathetically small handful of honest, clean cops and I decided to turn to him, him and his extreme measures that would tip the scales back into balance, fight Gotham's madness with a new kind of darkness.

Dr. G: The Batman?

Two-Face: Yes. And that's exactly why I've always failed, doctor. Gotham is swallowed in anarchy. The law means nothing at all. You either break it for the sake of breaking it or break it to try to enforce it. When you enlist a man who fights gasoline with thermite and killers with crippled legs, you know you've become one of the monsters you swore to fight. We always were one; we just never stepped out of our disguise until it was burned off of us.

Dr. G: That's not true, Harvey. The legal system is what brought you where you are today, being nursed back to health. If Gotham truly were plunged in anarchy, wouldn't the inmates be freely running amok in the asylum?

Two-Face: (scoffs) And you're telling us they're not? You even know how many times that's happened?

Dr. G: ... Okay, well, still, we're doing our best to treat you and all the other inmates and become safe to re-enter society. This city isn't broken, Harvey. This Asylum is supported by all corners of Gotham, especially by Bruce Wayne in the financial department, who as I recall is one of your best friends, and also paid for your surgeries and therapy every time.

Two-Face: ... If Gotham was a perfect place, every man would be like Bruce Wayne...

Dr. G: But does it have to be a perfect place for you to live happily?

Two-Face: A perfect world means no choices. If there's more than one choice, and someone else picks a different choice, then you disagree, which leads to conflict. But if there was always only one choice for everything, then everyone and everything would always be exactly the same, and there would be no point to living. Permanent peace is impossible...

Dr. G: ... Please, Harvey, you're being awfully pessimistic today. What happened to that upbeat attitude from last session?

Two-Face: (threatening tone) Do you really think we meant any of that? Do you know what we did before we came in here last time?

Dr. G: ... Yes, I -

Two-Face: I took the rat who betrayed me and tortured him to see what he'd told the cops, and what he was giving to Black Mask.

Dr. G: I remember hearing about it... That man, Harvey, after you were done... His teeth and nails were pulled out with a claw hammer... Fingers broken with it beyond repair...

Two-Face: We know, and we don't regret it.

Dr. G: There's one thing I don't get about that, Harvey...

Two-Face: What is it?

Dr. G: The witnesses says that you did it after you flipped the coin, and... It landed on the good side... Why do something so horrible if it landed on the good side?

Two-Face: Because if it was the bad side, I would've just killed him.

Robin114330

07-18-2010, 01:52 AM

wow that was long, it was good because it was mostly on Harvey's side saying how he transformed into Two Face, and i loved it how he addressed himself as we

DarkKnightReturns

07-18-2010, 06:54 AM

Thanks, glad you liked it again. Sorry it was a bit long, I was really getting a philosophical vibe out of it, I was just compelled to keep going.

mwkcope

07-18-2010, 07:01 AM

DarkKnightReturns,when Dini retires,I suggest you try to fill his place.:thumb::thumb::thumb:

DarkKnightReturns

07-18-2010, 07:01 AM

DarkKnightReturns,when Dini retires,I suggest you try to fill his place.:thumb::thumb::thumb:

That's the nicest compliment I've received towards my writing in a long time! :D Thanks so much man, I really appreciate it, you really made my day!

mwkcope

07-18-2010, 07:03 AM

Who says I'm a man?:rasp:
Haha,just kidding,your welcome.:)

The_Mad_Batter

07-18-2010, 11:21 AM

Ok guys you guys are all great writers and good Bat fans. I can take care of Clayface, Ventriloquist, and the Tweeds if you guys wanna write the rest of the villains be my guest!

Clayface coming tonight

The_Mad_Batter

07-18-2010, 11:23 AM

I can write GW Shark's seond-fourth as well as hatters and Bane's ok? You guys can do other fav villains.

DarkKnightReturns

07-18-2010, 11:49 AM

Looking forward to your new interviews.

The_Mad_Batter

07-18-2010, 07:34 PM

Great! yours too! Hey, wanna take a crack at another? Your pick!

I'm takin a night off tonight (just got home from baseball game and I'm frickin tired)

Ok im doin these villains other than these dkr have your pick of which ones you want:

Mine:

Clayface

Ventriloquist & Scarface

Tweedledum and Dee

and Calendar man

along with the ones ive already done

3 interviews per character.

Other than those listed above u can have ur pick of the rogues gallery

But I suggest writing more Freeze and Two face

DKR ur a great writer

yeah fill dini's shoes u can do it!

lol

andries.alexandru

07-19-2010, 09:07 AM

hey guys...what do you say about black mask ...can one of you to do sometin' about him? i really love this villain..i found him verry insane..thanks !

Hadi

07-19-2010, 09:14 AM

hey guys...what do you say about black mask ...can one of you to do sometin' about him? i really love this villain..i found him verry insane..thanks !

hes not much of a "insane" villian. I never seen him in arkham

andries.alexandru

07-19-2010, 09:48 AM

hes not much of a "insane" villian. I never seen him in arkham

Ohh yea HE WAS!!! He's dream was to became gotham crime lord...in many comic-books which I readed he was a foe both for Batman and Two-face..and some-times against penguin...But in general that was his dream and that's why I think he's mad..verry mad:)..I hope that he will appear in aa2..i say that because in the teaser we can see Sionis which was he's name(Roman Sionis) but they don't say anything about who will act his voice..that's why I'm sceptic..

The_Mad_Batter

07-20-2010, 07:16 PM

Ill do Black Mask later.

Here's Clayface #1:

Dr. Whistler: Patient interview 1. Patient's name is Basil Karlo, AKA Clayface.

He was transferred to me from Dr. Kellerman last week. I feel that before I begin treatment,

I must get to know him. He lashes out quite often, so I must proceed with caution.

Dr. Young: Hello Gretchen. May I talk to you about something?

Dr. W: Of course, Penny. Sit down. You seem a little...off today.

Dr. Y: Yes...well...

Guard: Hey! There he is! *runs toward them*

Dr. Y: What? Who are you talking--

Guard: You're not fooling anyone, Karlo. Sit down. *Clayface sits; turns back to

himself*

Dr. W: What happened?

Guard: Karlo turned to some kind of slime and broke out of his chains. Must have

reformed into Young before he got into your office.

Dr. W: Well, he's restrained now, so we can begin. Guards, leave us.

Guard: If you say so. We'll be outside the office.

Dr. W: How are you, Basil?

Clayface: Fine.

Dr. W: Let's talk about you. How you got this way.

Clayface: Long story. Complicated.

Dr. W: Tell me.

Clayface: What if I don't want to?

Dr. W: It will make things easier. The visits will be shorter if you cooperate.

Clayface: Okay, whatever. I once was an actor. Damn good one too. My best role

was in The Terror as Clayface, a serial killer. Made me millions.

Dr. W: Sounds great so far.

Clayface: I was rich and happy until the producers of the original announced a

remake of the movie. I was replaced! Told me I was too old. They ruined my career.

Those bastards didn't have the right to do that!

Dr. W: They certainly did wrong you.

Clayface: Hell yeah! Naturally, I had to off them. Y'know, even the score.

Dr. W: Even the score? You slaughtered half the crew and cast! Most of them didn't

have anything to do with the choice to replace you, yet you went on a murder spree with

your costume and individually killed ones at random.

Clayface: Their price to pay for taking part in the movie. They ruined my life,

I had to ruin theirs. Permanently. I--

Dr. W: How could you?

Clayface: Shuddup, lady. Just shut the hell up. I wouldn't wanna hurt you. * growls

angrily*

Dr. W: Guards! Guards, help! He's--

*Clayface's arm turns to a solid mace like appendage, which he raises over Dr. W's head*

Guard: Stop, Karlo! Now!

*Clayface grunts and shoots mud out of one hand, plastering a guard to the wall*

*Guards shoot Clayface*

Clayface: Uhhh! Oh Jesus Christ! My leg! *turns to human form (a man in his forties)*

Guard: Grab him! Haul him back to his cell.

Clayface: You little skank! I'll-- *guards carry him out*

<end>

Watch for Ventriloquist and Scarface next!

mwkcope

07-20-2010, 08:26 PM

Wow.Just...wow.Realistic actions and dialogue.BATULANT!!!Although,I must ask,how exactly did the guard hurt Clayface by shooting him?I mean in most interpretations,the only thing I've ever seen able to hurt him is ice.

Robin114330

07-20-2010, 09:08 PM

well done, that was really good, i liked it how he got all angry and attempted to kill dr.w, and how he pretended to be dr. young

The_Mad_Batter

07-21-2010, 04:24 AM

Well...I thougtht about that...but bullets filled with water? The guards wouldn't be carrying Super Soakers, would they?

andries.alexandru

07-22-2010, 05:33 AM

Black Mask interview:

Dr.A: Patient Interview #13. Patient name is Roman Sionis, aka Black Mask. It is the first time i'll met him. I heard scarry things about him. Frank, please open the door!

Black Mask: Hello doc. How are you today? A black day, are you?

Dr.A: No, Roman, no. Why are you asking me that?

Black Mask: I don't know...you tell me. (he laughs)

Dr.A: Do you want to tell me something?

Black Mask: I don't know doc. Do you want to tell you something? Maybe.. why are you so suspicious about me? I did nothing. I'm here from four days.

Dr.A: I know that...Anyway. Let's begin. First of all I want to know why are you wearing all time this mask?

Black Mask: I'm not the perfect person to say you that. Ask the bat!!!(he screamed)

Dr.A: You want to say that Batman force you to wear the mask?

Black Mask: I'll die here with you if i'll stay 2 more minutes. This mask is glued on my face, you stupid doc! And is his fault! Yes, his fault! Because of him I fired my own house, and he didn't let me get rid of fire!

Dr.A: I didn't know that. But, Batman brought you out of there, huh?

Black Mask: Hahaa..That's a good joke! Yea..he brought me out, but only because the police was there and he must protect his superhero of Gotham state. That's why he brought me out in the last minute, and that's why the mask melted on my face.

Dr.A: I'm sure you are telling only lies. I know that you're dream was to became the Crime Lord of Gotham and for that you kidnapped a lot of importants Wayne Enterprises executives and putting masks on their faces.

Black Mask: You really want to annoy me? Why are you telling me such obvious things? Everyone know that! That's why I'm HERE!!!!!

Dr.A: Calm down Roman! Calm down!

Black Mask: Mmmm...ok, I'm relaxing. You know what? I think the time is over!

Dr.A: I say when the time is over, not you!

Black Mask: Are you sure?

Dr.A: Of course yes! What kind of question is that?

Black Mask: Remember doc! When you entered the room, i asked you something!(he smiles)

Dr.A: Yes. You asked me if is a black day for me today. Why?

Black Mask: Ohh you poor little girl, you don't know how much I regret that you're grandmother is in hospital!

Dr.A immediately rises from his chair: What did you say?

Black Mask: You heard me veeery weell! (he's still smiles)

Dr.A: How do you know that??

Black Mask: I will say again. I think the time is over. Let me go to my cell!(now he laughs plentiful)

Dr.A: I won't tolerate such a behavior! Frank!! Come here please! Hurry!

Frank Boles: What's Doctor? Are you hurt?

Dr.A: No, please haul him to his cell! I must go to hospital. Say to Dr. Kellerman I'll came back!

Frank Boles: OK. You black-fool!! Give me your murdered hands, now!!!

The end.

That's the first and the last time when I write an interview. I found it funny and I give him a shot, why not? I accept any criticism from you. And please The_Mad_Batter continue you're work. You're good. Remember you tell me that you'll do and for Black Mask some interviews, of course when you'll finish with the other ones.

The_Mad_Batter

07-22-2010, 06:44 PM

nice work andries..grammar could be better but plot was great and I really got the Black mask feel from

the dialogue. I must say, bravo, bravo.

Here's Ventriloquist and Scarface:

The_Mad_Batter

07-22-2010, 07:28 PM

Dr. Cassidy: Patient interview 1. Patient's name is Arnold Wesker, AKA The Ventriloquist.

This is my first interview with him, yet I have heard stories about him and his dummy,

Scarface. He appears to have a severe case of Dissociative Identity Disorder with

delusional schizophrenia. I have decided to let Arnold bring in his dummy so we could do a

"group therapy" of sorts with his other persona. I hope to eventually convince him he does

not need the dummy anymore to express his other side.

Ventriloquist: Hello, Dr. Cassidy. It is a pleasure to meet you.

Dr. C: Why, thank you, Arnold.

Vent: You're welcome. I--

Scarface: Shaddup, ya big galoot! Stop suckin up to da broad an' let me do da talkin'!

Vent: Yes, Mr Scarface.

Dr. C: So you must be Scarface.

Scarface: Nah, I'm Marilyn Monroe. Of course I'm Scarface, ya idiot!

Dr. C: Calm down, Arnold.

Vent: I'm quite sorry, Doctor. He does that a lot. I can't control him.

Dr. C: What do you mean? It's just a dummy, Arnold.

Vent: Oh, he's much more than that, Doctor. He's a living senitent being. He tells me what

to do. Asserts himself over me. It's just...some times he gets angry..and.... *shows her his

arm*

Dr. C: Oh my! These..these marks...bruises! You did this to yourself?

Vent: Not me, Doctor. He did this to me. I sometimes try to resist him, and he...beats me.

Dr. C: Listen to me, Arnold. you cannot let him do this to you. You can't let your other

personality control you.

Scarface: Too late, girlie. He's mine. Always was, always will be. No amount'a treatment'll

change dat.

Dr. C: There is hope for you, Arnold. You can be cured. Remember that.

Scarface: Nah, doc, you 'member this: You don't get in mah way. You let me an'

mah slave go, yah hear?

Dr. C: Why should I do that?

Scarface: Well,..for starters, it ain't too comfy wit' lead in yer head...

mwkcope

07-22-2010, 07:56 PM

He made is puppet beat him up.:thumb:

The_Mad_Batter

07-22-2010, 08:00 PM

not one of my best...but still im proud of it..dont know if ill do the tweeds or firefly next.

takes me a frickin half hour to crank these out... ah... I guess I like it.

Hadi

07-22-2010, 08:23 PM

Firefly is not much of a psycotic person to be interviewed.

andries.alexandru

07-22-2010, 09:14 PM

nice work andries..grammar could be better but plot was great and I really got the Black mask feel from

the dialogue. I must say, bravo, bravo.

Here's Ventriloquist and Scarface:

Yea..I know...I come from Romania and I don't master verry well English yet.I hope I can increase myself step by step. Thanks for your admiration. I'm verry proud. If you want to continue with Black Mask, tell me, I think I can do it again.

Renegade_1975

07-23-2010, 01:15 AM

This is excellent stuff, I'd like to write one for Catwoman or Two-Face.

The_Mad_Batter

07-23-2010, 05:51 AM

You can write Catwoman's if you like. We already have a Two Face.

Renegade_1975

07-23-2010, 06:07 PM

You can write Catwoman's if you like. We already have a Two Face.

I've just noticed. very good, I enjoyed reading it.

The_Mad_Batter

07-24-2010, 06:28 PM

Ok guys... I'll be posting Mad Hatter 2 tomorrow night.

andries.alexandru

07-24-2010, 11:59 PM

Hello guys. I'll miss for a couple of weeks and I will not be able to read the interviews , so, I was working with my brother and we created anothers 2 for Black Mask.I hope when I will come back I will find amazing ones. I hope you'll enjoy it!

Dr.A: Patient interview #14.Patient name is Roman Sionis aka Black Mask. Tape #2.

Dr.A: Hello Roman! I'm glad to see you again!

Black Mask: Oh really? Me too doc! What about your grandmother, is she fine?

Dr.A: Yes, she's fine. Why did you scarried me? You don't know things like that will aggravate your situation?

Black Mask: This is dark humour Doc. You'll never understand it.

Dr.A: Whatever. Let's continue where we left last time.

Black Mask: I don't remember where we left last time. Is this a probleme Doc?

Dr.A: No, Roman, it's ok. First question. What is representing for you Arturo Rodriguez?

Black Mask: What do you want to answer?

Dr.A: The true, Roman, the true!

Black Mask: If you want the true, give me the bat! No,no,no,no..Let's the bat for the grand final. Give me the clown!

Dr.A: What clown? Joker? Why?

Black Mask: I hate that smiling clown. I HAAAAATE HIM!! His arrival complicated my plan!

Dr.A: Ooo...the plan! So, you have had a plan for Batman, are you?

Black Mask: Oh yea. It was the perfect plan. Arturo began a campaign to discredit the bat and slamming him in the press, while I commited some litle "crimes" disguise as Batman..Hmm, good memories!

Dr.A: And..??

Black Mask:And that ******* clown appeared and he ruined all. I was so close to kill him, but the stupid bat appeared and stoped me. SO CLOSE!(his fists strikes the table)

Dr.A: Roman, do you realise that you witnessed murders?

Black Mask: Bla bla bla. That's not important. I'm commited for life, it's anymore counting?

Dr.A: You really need help. I am here to help you Roman. I believe that you can heal yourself!

Black Mask: Bull****s! Anyway...Is the Joker in Asylium?

Dr.A: I can't tell you that!

Black Mask: What kind of doctor are you if you don't answer to a pacient question?

Dr.A: Roman, trust me, you must leave the past. This is the only way to heal. Why don't you listen me?

Black Mask: I don't care about you're trust doc. What's wrong with you poor girl? (now he rise from his chair and rushed to the Dr.A) Next time when we'll met, you won't be such lucky. Now YOU TRUST me doc!!

Dr.A: Frank!!! Frank!! Hurry up!!

Frank Boles: Back off Black-Mask! Back off I said!

Black Mask: Relax Boles! I'm fine! Anyway..what about you're father? Is he fine?? (he has an evil smile on his face)

Frank Boles: What ???

End of part two.

andries.alexandru

07-25-2010, 12:04 AM

Part Three:

Dr.A: Patient interview #17. Patient's name is Roman Sionis aka Black Mask. Tape #3.

Dr.A: Hello Roman! How are you today?

Black Mask: Hi doc! What a stupid question is that? What can a prisoner to do in an asylum?

Dr.A: I see you're a bit nervous today. May I ask why?

Black Mask: May I tell you SHUT UP!!?

Dr.A: No, Roman. I'm your doctor. I'm here to help you, I already told you that.

Black Mask: If you want to help me, tell me where is this damn clown! Or..the bat..I bet you know something precious about him!

Dr.A: Not again, Roman. You know my answer.

Black Mask: I should try it again!

Dr.A: Let's concentrate on the interview. After what Batman stoped you when you have had that super-plan with Arturo...

Black Mask: Yeaaa...

Dr.A: Why you killed the escorting officer while you being taken to jail? Was that neccessary?

Black Mask: Of course! You think that the cop was a gentleman with me and let me free by his own? Again...you want to annoy me!! Remember what I told you last time!

Dr.A: No, Roman, I don't! I only want to underline your violent character, and to help you accepting that!

Black Mask: I don't care! You're so booooring! I must to stay here with you instead to speak with my old friend!

Dr.A: Friend? Who's your friend?

Black Mask: I don't know. Ask the bat!!!! And if you'll meet Batman, say him that: a great white crow killed the face!!!

Dr.A: Are you meaning to the Great White Shark, Scarecrow and Harvey? Or is just a stupid game like you did before?

Black Mask: Wow doc, you're amazing me! ( he starts laughing)

Dr.A: I think we can stop here. Frank!! Open the door please!

Black Mask: Finally! ohh.. Frank old boy! How are you?

Dr.A: Don't care about him. Just ignore it!

Frank Boles: Shut up black-fool! Next time you'll say something about my fammily I will personally take care of you!

Black Mask: Uhuhuhu..I'm so fearful!

Dr.A: Frank, after you'll drive him to his cell, come to me. I have something important to tell you. Roman is planning something.I'm worried about him!

Frank Boles: OK, doctor.

Renegade_1975

07-25-2010, 01:07 AM

The Black Mask interviews are excellent.

I've written one for Catwoman

Go easy it's my first time (lol)

Dr Young: Patient Interview 1, subject's name is Selina Kyle, AKA: Catwoman. Also present is Officer Frank Boles Good morning Selina, how are you this morning?

SK: I'm fine, thank you, Doctor Young. Hey Frank, how's your equipment?

FB: Shut up *****!! I was coughing up blood for hours thanks to you!

SK: Should keep your hands to yourself then... Cat's don't like being manhandled.

Dr Y: Officer Boles, did you molest this patient?!

FB: No, Ma'am, she's lying. I tried to restrain her after she went psycho in the minimum security wing, my hand slipped and brushed against her right breast, it was an accident. You have access to my incident report.

SK: Yeah! rrrright! What's a matter, Frankie, not getting any latley? (chuckles)

FB: I swear to god if you don't shut your mouth you whore I'll-

Dr Y: OFFICER BOLES!!! Please wait outside1

SK: See ya' Frankie (waves at him as he leaves)

Dr Y: You shouldn't provoke him, Selina.

SK: Why not, the man's a dog, Cats always provoke dogs, it's the way of things.

Dr Y: So, Cats? What is it about them that appeals to you.

SK: Ever owned a cat, Doctor?

Dr Y: Yes, I've owned several.

(SK laughs out loudly)

Dr Y: May I ask what you find so amusing, Selina?

SK: You, you say you've owned several cats. But let me ask you, are you sure you've owned them.

Dr Y: Well, yes. What do you mean?

SK: Your cats, what do they do? They lay around all day, then you come home from work, you feed them, they show you a little affection, I mean they don't lick your face like a dog. Then when you're asleep. They leave your aprartment and show their true selves, they stalk the city streets, unafraid, undetterred, and unhindered. Dogs need constant attention, they need walking, feeding, and they're noisy. Cats though, are independant, oh so independant.

Dr Y: So, you like your independance? So do most single women. But why take it so such extremes? Did you suffer a lack of independance at one point in your life?

(Selina says nothing)

Dr Y: Selina, I'm trying to help you.

SK: This interview is over!

Dr Y: Why, what are you trying to hide?

SK: Nothing, shut up!!

Dr Y: Selina, you have to open up to me. I know you're not like some of the other patients. You never actually killed anyone, but you did injure a Security Officer, the result of that injury means he will never walk again. Causing that kind of injury to a person doesn't make you more independant, it makes you a criminal.

SK: If you don't shut up, I'm going to scratch your eyes out!

Dr Y: With what, your claws are under lock and key, and your nails are filed short. I don't think you want to hurt me Selina

(SK says nothing and just hisses)

Dr Y: Why are you hiding your past from me? Is there somthing about your past that you're ashamed of?

(SK lunges forward abd grabs Dr Y by the throat, Dr Y manages to hit the painc button under the desk. FB charges in and uses his Taser on SK, he holds the button down and continually shocks her)

FB: Where's that smart mouth of yours now, *****!!!?

(Dr Y stands up)

Dr Y: OFFICER!!! STOP THAT!!!

(FB Ignores her, but Officer Cash hears the commotion and enters the room, he quickly grabs FB and pulls him off of SK)

OC: What the hell do you think you're doing, Frank!!?

FB: Teaching this ***** a lesson!

Dr Y: Officer Cash, I do not want Frank Boles present when I interview Ms Kyle again!! Do you understand?

OC: Yes Ma'am. I'll see to it a female officer is present next time.

Dr Y: Thank you, Mr Cash

OC: Get outta' here, Frank. I'll deal with you later!

(FB Leaves, and OC helps Dr Y get SK to the infirmary)

More to come later

Robin114330

07-25-2010, 01:51 AM

catwoman is the best one yet, it doesn't tell her story exactly, but it gives a little background info, this is how she would be interveiwed and act, well done

Renegade_1975

07-25-2010, 02:05 AM

catwoman is the best one yet, it doesn't tell her story exactly, but it gives a little background info, this is how she would be interveiwed and act, well done

Thanks, mate. I'm basing this on the story that Catwoman was a lady of ill repute before she became Catwoman.

Part 2 shall be done before this day is out :)

Renegade_1975

07-25-2010, 03:18 AM

Okay Part 2 a lot quicker than I thought... enjoy

Part 2

Dr Y: Patient interview 2. Subject's name is Selina Kyle: AKA Catwoman. Despite the incident three days ago, when Miss Kyle attacked me, I have decided to continue our interveiw sessions. I do not believe that Miss Kyle represents a sigificant danger to me as some of our other paitents do. With me, at my request, is Officer Sandra Sykes. Good morning Selina, how are you today?

SK: I'm getting restless, and it's MS Kyle, not Miss.

Dr Y: Okay, MS Kyle. I would like to discuss your arrest, you were arrested not by the Batman, but by his sidekick, Robin. How did that make you feel to be arrested by what you see as prey?

SK: A cat taken down by a little birdy? How do you think I feel about it?

Dr Y: Angry I would imagine. But you shouldn't fee too bad, dispite his young age, Robin is just as capable as Batman at arresting criminals. According to the police report, the trap he laid for you was described as genius.

SK: The boy was lucky. He shall not be so lucky next time.

Dr Y: Why is that? Do you plan on returning to your life of crime?

SK: No, maybe I'll join Batman and become part of his 'team'

Dr Y: I'm sorry, you're suggesting that you want to stop committing crime, and turn to fighting crime?

SK: Why not? I mean, I'm no killer, the only reason I'm in here and not a prison is because I dress as a cat. Lets face it, if you could get your claws into Batman's, or the little bird's brain, you'd have them both sitting here in front of you... I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Dr Y: I will admit, it had crossed my mind, but you forget, both Batman and Robin are allies of Gotham, not it's enemies. Unlike you.

SK: Oh, Dr Young. You can't hide it from me, after all, we're all girls together, Right Sandra? (SK winks at SS)

SS: What are you talking about, Kyle?

SK: Oh come on, Which one would you take? Would you go for the seasoned Bat, or be a cradle snatcher and show the Boy wonder what a real woman could do...

(SS shakes her head)

SS: You disgust me, My son is not much younger than Robin.

SK: Oh really, better not bring him to work when Doctor Young is on duty, somthing tells me that if she was a masked vigilante her name would be 'The Cougar' (SK laughs)

Dr Y: Selina, you're just being silly now. We're here to talk about you, not me, or officer Sykes.

SK: I'm just trying to lighten the mood. This place is depressing after all. Okay, I'll tell you. Yes, I was angry at the Birdy for taking me down. He caught me off guard is all.

Dr Y: Unlike a cat to be off guard when hunting?

SK: Birds are intelligent, and nasty little creatures, Doctor Young.

Dr Y: So are cats. Your motives for stealing the diamonds from the museum. Money?

SK: Yes, partially.

Dr Y: Partially?

SK: Notoriety. When a cat marks her territorry in new hunting grounds, she leaves her scent, a cat does this by rubbing her jowls against where she wants to leave it. I was mearly, leaving my scent on the museum, in hoping to scare the Tomcats away.

Dr Y: You mean the Gotham's other criminals. The Joker, the Riddler, Two-Face maybe.

SK: No no no, I was talking about the Falcone family, you know, the small fry?

Dr Y: I wouldn't say Carmine Falcone is 'small fry'.

SK: He is now. Jeez', you still don't get it do you?

Dr Y: Get what?

SK: Officer Sykes, I would like to go back to my cell... Now, this cat needs a catnap.

SS: Okay, Kyle... Sorry Doctor Young, Warden Sharp's orders.

Dr Y: (sighs) Okay, we shall continue this tomorrow, Selina.

(SS escorts SK from the interview room)

Dr Y: A closing note, I believe Ms Kyle to be a lot more intelligent than she leads me to believe. However, I would like to follow a new line of study, for this, I shall need to be at home. Interview over.

Part 3 coming soon.

The_Mad_Batter

07-25-2010, 09:17 AM

Good job. Only problem is, I dont think she'd be talking about Robin in such a sexual way though...

Anyway, you guys sometimes criticize my work by saying I'm telling their story too much. The first interviews were meant to be llike that, to get a background before all the psychological stuff. I've got some tricks up my sleeve to make the next ones more interesting.

Mad Hatter 2 tonight!

Hadi

07-25-2010, 09:26 AM

To all of you actually trying to write your own script for the sequel, please stop it. You're all coming off as lame as people who create their own game covers and try and pass it on as the real deal. Speculations are one thing, but actually writing a script is pretty brutal and painful to read... Leave that stuff to the pros.
That is just my opinion and I am not trying to go out of my way to bust your balls. Have a good one!

hes right especially these interview tapes. None of the conversations between the patient and docter sound realistic/beliveable to have been said.

The_Mad_Batter

07-25-2010, 06:08 PM

butterskenny

07-25-2010, 06:25 PM

Hey the writing is okay, i just think the characters are out of character.

The_Mad_Batter

07-25-2010, 06:28 PM

I'm not talking about you. I m talking about the little brat who likes to b**** about other people's writing. Its hurts feelings of the writers and the people who like the tapes

The_Mad_Batter

07-25-2010, 06:45 PM

Wow.Just...wow.Realistic actions and dialogue.BATULANT!!!.

well done, that was really good, i liked it how he got all angry and attempted to kill dr.w, and how he pretended to be dr. young

This is excellent stuff, I'd like to write one for Catwoman or Two-Face.

I've just noticed. very good, I enjoyed reading it.

catwoman is the best one yet,

These are examples of people who like the interviews. HADI!

The_Mad_Batter

07-25-2010, 06:48 PM

no that was fricken awesome, u and the bat hatter r so good at writing them, i liked it how u made freeze's icy demeanor affect other people around him, like dr. norman

you're good...keep going!

Holy crap,that was badass!I never read any comics with Bane,but now I'm pretty sure I know exactly what his personality is.Really amazing talent Batter.:thumb:

i thought i was really good and i can't wait for more. i liked it how he was bragging that he was going to get out and kill her

And here's some more positive reviews.

Hadi

07-25-2010, 06:56 PM

And you can do better hotshot?

Show me.

You are an insult to the community and you hurt the feelings of me, DarkKnightReturns, andries, renegade and all the others who like these tapes.
As I said, criticism is good, but harshness is unacceptable. You are just like all the other brain dead idiots who have NO creative mind and spend their time on the forums making people feel bad.

hahahehehahohohauha. I am only agreeing with what The_dark knight_lives said and hes right. I did give you some contructive criticism. Like Butterskenny said, all your characters are out of character. Colin you need to except other people opinions. Your like a little kid who holds a grudge on some one and will say/do anything to get back at them. Let things go Colin and they will let go of you

p.s

Mad Hatter is a lame a$$ villian who had no thought put into him, no origional concept , no creativity. Above most minor villians hes the worst. The only time I have ever face palmed Batman was when I saw the Mad Hatter.

The_Mad_Batter

07-25-2010, 07:06 PM

mebbe i am a little childish.

That is my nature.

And you have to know that your opinion, while well grounded (even I have to admit my first stabs were a little off), they are still the minority here. So yeah, I'm not Paul Dini, and no one else here is. I'm just saying that you need to lighten up and post something positive. Try your hand at writing. You've made some witty stabs at me that could easily be turned into a great piece.

I don't hate you. I just think you could stand to listen to the quote "If you have nothing good to say, say nothing at all".

So, yeah, I'm being childish. Thats who I am. Live with it.

(Although I must say, smart idea goin to the intro thread to get my name)

P.S Read Haunted Knight for the best portrayal of Hatter. :)

The_Mad_Batter

07-25-2010, 07:08 PM

And btw, speaking of childish, the message you sent me...hmm..raises questions

Hadi

07-25-2010, 07:13 PM

The_Mad_Batter

07-25-2010, 07:18 PM

Of course. Peace.

I don't have a beef with you. I just am RRREEEEEAAAALLLLYYYY sensitive about my writing.

And btw. about the Hatter, I know many people think he's stupid. But I'm looking at him from a psychological standpoint (did u read my intro, i wanna go into neurosurgery)

No hard feelings, fellow Batfan.

The_Mad_Batter

07-25-2010, 07:19 PM

Oh, and btw, srry bout trashin ur comments.

Hadi

07-25-2010, 07:32 PM

Oh, and btw, srry bout trashin ur comments.

They were just words. And hey I'm going into psycology

The_Mad_Batter

07-25-2010, 07:33 PM

Sweet. U in college?

The_Mad_Batter

07-25-2010, 07:36 PM

I'm bustin my a$$ trying to get into University of Pennsylvania to study neurosurgery. I wanna do a lobotomy before i die (kidding)

I just like medicine and ive had many surgeries myself so Im familiar with hospitals

Hadi

07-25-2010, 09:08 PM

Sweet. U in college?

Yea actually I'm begging to start my first year.

Renegade_1975

07-26-2010, 01:12 AM

The_Mad_Batter

07-26-2010, 07:37 PM

Hi guys!

I'm back!

Tonight is Calendar Man 1!

WOOOO!

Here goes nothing!

Dr. Kellerman: September 13. Patient interview 1. Patient's name is Julian Day AKA The

Calendar Man.

Hello, Julian.

Calendar Man: Happy holidays, Doctor!

Dr. K: Happy holidays? There's no holiday today!

CM: Why, it's International Chocolate Day today, Doctor! And tomorrow's Beer Day!

And the next day is International Democracy Day! And the next day is--

Dr. K: I understand, Julian. Let's begin.

CM: As you wish.

Dr. K: First I'd like to ask you about your obsession with the calendar. Why is this the

driving force behind your mania?

CM: You're the psychiatrist. You tell me.

Dr. K: Please respond to my questions, Julian. I can't help you if you don't cooperate.

CM: I am fully aware of that. I don't want help.

Dr. K: Why not?

CM: January..February.. March and April, May, June, July and August, September,

October, November, December... 12 months in a year...

Dr. K: What...what are you doing....*reaches out to touch him*

CM: AAARGGHH! *jump's on top of Dr. Kellerman and grabs his throat*

Oooooohhhhhh doooooccctoooor! What day of the week is it?

Dr. K: (struggling to talk) Frrriddayy....*hack*

CM: What day of the month is it?

Dr. K: The..13thh...*graack*

CM: Put them together, Doctor. What is the date?

Dr. K: *face turning blue* Friidayyy..Septemmber 13tth...

CM: Friday the 13th, is it? Well, then, it's your unlucky day!!! *squeezes*

Guard: Stop! Now! Hands behind your head!

CM: I'm afraid that won't be happening, sir. *squeezes harder*

Guard: *whacks Calendar man in the head with his baton*

CRRRRAACCCK!

Dr. K: *gasps for breath*

Guard: Are you OK, Doctor?

Dr. K: I'm...huuuuhpppp....fine...

Guard: Take this lunatic back to his cell!

CM: *dazed* And.....and the next day..is....

<end>

The_Mad_Batter

07-26-2010, 07:38 PM

As you can see..its one of my shorter ones.

Robin114330

07-26-2010, 10:19 PM

i loved it

mwkcope

07-26-2010, 10:52 PM

That.Kicked.Ass.

butterskenny

07-27-2010, 04:20 PM

I actually enjoyed that one

The_Mad_Batter

07-27-2010, 06:10 PM

thanks guys.

I always didn't like calendar man (no offense to those who like him), but I read about him on the batwikia
and decided to not tell the story, realizing (finally) that the villains dont do that.

He turned out ok, I like the line "It's your unlucky day!" the best. i think that's one of the best lines i've used.

I can take a vote for the next one.

Humpty Dumpty (NO clue what his'll be like)

Firefly

Maxie Zeus (good ideas for him)

Mad Hatter #2

or Professor Pyg (this was suggested by Pogo)

The_Mad_Batter

07-27-2010, 06:20 PM

1,000 views! WOOT!

The_Mad_Batter

07-28-2010, 05:26 AM

I decided to do Maxie Zeus tonite

Nemesis296

07-28-2010, 07:13 AM

These are a really great read :thumb:

I wonder how The Clock King would pan out. I absolutely loved that episode in B:TAS, and he seems like such a sinister villain that was driven over the edge by such a small thing. Surely people like him would have diabolical plans without a means to an end. :thumb:

The_Mad_Batter

07-28-2010, 06:58 PM

Bonjour, mes amis!

(For those of you who don't understand French, that's Hello my friends)

Tonight is Maxie Zeus Pt. 1.

Here we go:

Dr. Cassidy: Patient interview 1. Patient's name is Maximilian Zeus, AKA Maxie Zeus.

Zeus believes he is the incarnation of the Greek god Zeus, He heads a cult of followers

based on the Olympian community of gods found in the myths. He is a psychotic man, far

from the quiet, gentle history teacher he was years ago.

Hello, Maximillian.

Maxie Zeus: Ahem.

Dr. C: What is it?

MZ: Aren't you forgetting something?

Dr. C: No...

MZ: Yes you are. You're forgetting my title. Everyone forgets my title.

Dr. C: *sighs* And what is your...title, Mr. Zeus?

MZ: I am the Almighty God Zeus, Lord Of Olympus and Highest of the Gods! I shall be

referred to as Your Godliness or Your Holiness.

Dr. C: I'm afraid you are mistaken, Maximillian. You are a patient at the Elizabeth Arkham

Asylum for the Criminally Insane. I am your psychiatrist, Dr. Cassidy. Do you remember

me?

MZ: How DARE you question my power and my godliness, wench! I should have you--

Dr. C: Calm down, Maximillian.

MZ: You do it again! Sacrilege!

Dr. C: Please sit down.

MZ: You cannot give orders to a GOD! I am Zeus Incarnate! The Electric Messiah! I--

Frank Boles: Sit your ass down on the seat and shut the hell up! *pulls baton*

Dr. C: Don't worry, Boles. No need to be violent.

MZ: Yes, puny little mortal. Kneel to your master! *kicks him in the balls*

FB: AIIIEEEE!.....*falls to knees and whimpers*

MZ: See, wench, mortals need only some...corporal punishment to get them in line. Like

this one. Immediately pacified. Right, little mortal?

FB: *high voice* son..uff.. a b****

Dr. C: Guards!

Guards: *grab Maxie and haul him away*

MZ: You can't do this to me! I am a god! God of thunder! Of lightining! I am ZEUS!

<end>

Read and leave lotsa comments!

Robin114330

07-28-2010, 09:59 PM

take that frank

The_Mad_Batter

07-29-2010, 06:29 AM

Eaxctly what I was thinking when I wrote it :)

The_Mad_Batter

07-29-2010, 06:31 AM

Exactly what I was thinking when I wrote it :)

mwkcope

07-29-2010, 07:37 AM

Frank got falcon pwned.:lol:

The_Mad_Batter

07-30-2010, 06:14 PM

Mad hatter two sunday night (baseball game tomorrow) im pitching and will not have the arm strength afterwards to type

andries.alexandru

07-31-2010, 07:38 AM

Hey guys! I' m back! Very good interviews! Really! Keep going guys!

The_Mad_Batter

07-31-2010, 07:17 PM

ohhh....my arm hurts bad...just pitched 5 innings...

we won tho (i didnt get the win) but I struck out 5.

ANYHOO....

nice to have u back andries. Ill post another tomorrow. Thanks for the nice comments and keep on posting people

kain9998

07-31-2010, 09:44 PM

Hope you guys don't mind me posting one. It would be nice to do a very small project to get away from writing my book for about a half hour. :)

Don't know who it will be on. Maybe Scarecrow.

Renegade_1975

08-01-2010, 12:26 AM

Part 3 of the Catwoman, and she's starting to show her vunerabilities, and Cash earn's her respect.

Dr Y: Interview 3, subjects name is Ms Selina Kyle, AKA: Catwoman. Also with me is Officer Cash. Unfortunatley, Officer Sykes' young son has contracted the flu, and she was forced to stay at home to care for him. Good morning Selina, how are you today?

(SK drums her fingers on the desk, and yawns)

Dr Y: Whats the matter Selina? Cat got your tounge?

(OC laughs out loud and Dr Y stifles a chuckle, SK stares at them both, unamused)

SK: Oh! You're as funny as a fart in an elevator, I thought you people were supposed to "cure" me?

Dr Y: I apologise, Selina, a figure of speech.

(SK gives a sarcastic smile, then goes back to drumming her fingers on the table)

Dr Y: Whats wrong, Selina?

(SK: hesitates to speak for a moment, but then shrugs)

SK: Oh, what the hell. A friend of mine came to visit me yesterday, Holly, she was a kid I used to look after.

Dr Y: Look after?

SK: Yeah, you know, watch out for. She's kinda' like a little sister to me.

Dr Y: Oh? Please go on?

SK: She's been having some trouble with our old "boss", he's been bothering her, trying to get her to come back to "work".

Dr Y: What kind of work did you do Selina?

SK: Do I have to spell it out?

Dr Y: You mean, you were a-

SK: Hooker? Yeah, a ten dollar whore, that was me, before I took on Cat Burglary as a career change choice.

Dr Y: I'm sorry, Selina. I never knew.

(SK shrugs)

SK: Can't help her while I'm stuck in here, unless you-

DR Y: I'm sorry, Selina. That's just out of the question. And even if I could, and wanted to, you still committed twenty five acts of burglary, fourty eight counts of assault, five accounts of grand theft auto, and one account of attempted murder. All of which were committed while you were dressed as a cat. Even if the review board were to accept a sane certificate, you'd still end up incarcerated in a dentention centre. At least your insanity plea has bought you a lighter sentence.

SK: Damn it, Doc!! I gotta' get out of here! She needs my help for god's sake. Can't you just get me a day release or somthing?

(Dr Y stands)

Dr Y: Sorry, Selina. I wish I could help you, but we're too early in your treatment to be recommending anything like that at this stage. Interveiw terminated at 15:34. Mr Cash, you may take Ms Kyle back to her cell.

(Dr Y leaves the interview room, SK sighs)

OC: Selina, I saw your friend yesterday, how old is she?

SK: Sixteen, she's only sixteen. To young to be on her own in the East End.

OC: Look, I grew up in the End, I know some good people who still live there. You want me to get them to check on her for you?

(SK looks up at OC)

SK: If you could just let me know if she's alright every couple of days or so I would be grateful.

OC: I'll see what I can do, C'mon, lets get you back to your cell.

(SK nods and is lead out by OC)

The_Mad_Batter

08-01-2010, 07:13 PM

GOOD! I like it a lot.

I decided to take the next coupla days off 9I'm going on vaca again, altho Ishould be posting on thursday or friday.

Hope u guys miss me!

Renegade_1975

08-02-2010, 02:34 AM

Thanks, I just discussed this with my wife, she reckons Catwoman (her favorite villian) should be free to roam LOL!!! (Yes she likes the Catwoman movie :mad2:)

DarkKnightReturns

08-02-2010, 07:12 AM

If you like, I could do Humpty Dumpty. I've read comics with him, so I'm familiar with him. He's a character I like, so I'd enjoy doing it.

The_Mad_Batter

08-02-2010, 06:57 PM

Ok, you can do Humpty.

smimffy405

08-09-2010, 10:46 AM

I have not heard of humpty dumpty before so hopefully you do one of him.

DarkKnightReturns

08-09-2010, 03:20 PM

I'm going to get around to it, I'm sorry it's been taking so long, I've been busy with other stuff. But I will do it.

The_Mad_Batter

08-09-2010, 07:16 PM

I havent visited in a while, and I'm gonna postpone the interviews for awhile due to me starting my first FANFIC!

It's called Batman: Scarred Psyche.

Check out my fanfic thread for more! :D

smimffy405

08-11-2010, 11:01 AM

I have not heard of humpty dumpty before could someone give me some info about him.

tnr105

08-11-2010, 11:43 AM

Sure! He is a fat bald man who never wanted to be a villain He was basically a curious kid, trying to find how things work by taking them apart and unsuccessfully trying to repair them, making him a good saboteur for hire. Most of the time he is manipulated and his acts are accidents, but his most chilling story was him slaughtering his dying mother and recreating her as a Frankenstein like creature, trying to fix her. He doesn't really mean any harm, and Arkham considers him a model inmate.

smimffy405

08-11-2010, 12:02 PM

Thanks
so he would not be a main threat to batman.

Pogo

08-12-2010, 09:33 AM

Dr. Whistler: Taped patient evaluation 2. Patients name is Harvey Dent, also known as Two-Face. Mr. Dent was judged insane after a spree of murders and assaults last year. Harvey, hello.

Dent: The good doctor. Nice to see you again.

Dr. Whistler: Today, if you don’t mind, I’d like to discuss the incident with Bradley Sullivan.

Dent: You mean the drug dealer? Bradley Sullivan the drug dealer? Is that who you’re referring to, doc?

Dr. Whistler: He’s never been convicted of any crime Harvey, you should know.

Dent: Yeah, I do know. His family were all scum, ever hear of Mickey Sullivan? We called him ‘The Mink’. Small but vicious, once cut all the fingers off a prostitute in Park Avenue. Well, Mickey’s brother would have went down the same path. Maybe he looks innocent, but we all have our secrets to hide.

Dr. Whistler: Bradley Sullivan worked at a factory! He made minimum wage.

Dent: So?

Dr. Whistler: Harvey, be reasonable. You tied him to a lamp-post and cut out his tongue. In broad daylight. There were children watching, what you did probably traumatised them for life.

Dent: Do I look like a damn babysitter, Whistler? I’m trying to make a difference here, I’m trying to save this city. Just be glad I let that worthless parasite live. I could have easily shot him in the head. I wanted to, I really wanted to. But...

Dr. Whistler: The coin told you otherwise?

Dent: The coin? Heh, why do you white-coats obsess so much over that coin? It’s nothing, it’s worthless.

Dr. Whistler: Then throw it away, show me how worthless it is.

Dent: Look, I’m not throwing the coin away. It belonged to my father. He’s dead now and I like to look at it and remember him, he was a good man, a simple man who worked all his life and still found time to be an attentive and loving husband and father.

Dr. Whistler: Harvey, you don’t need to win votes anymore. You can stop lying about him. We know that your father isn’t dead, we know how he treated you, how he’d use that coin – that one you’re holding right now – to beat you. You don’t need it, you don’t need that constant reminder of all the ugliness in the world. Let it go.

Dent: That – that’s – you know, that’s a real pretty story Gretchen. Abusive father, emotional torture, all conveniently leading into me opening up my soul for you quacks. Well, I’ll never let you in. Not now, not ever. Because I don’t belong here, I’m not crazy. Oh no, Whistler. I’ve got a calling, I’ve got a mission. This city, my city, will rise again. White, shining, glorious.

Dr. Whistler: And you think that justifies cutting out an innocent mans tongue? Or shooting that model? She was only young, Harvey. Only 22 years old.

Dent: Shallow, vapid.

Dr. Whistler: She had her whole life in front of her.

Dent: She exposed her body, she peddled filth and depravity. People like that, they’re no better than the mob, no better than The Joker. All criminals, all rotten and deformed, no matter how pretty they make themselves look.

Dr. Whistler: So that’s why you really killed her, Harvey? Because she was so beautiful and you are so ugly?

Dent: Know what? I’m through answering your questions.

Dr. Whistler: And I’m through asking them, you’re hopeless. Guard!

Dent: It’s a shame, I suppose. A smart woman like you could have really helped me out.

Cash: Let’s go, freak.

Dent: But now you’ll have to settle for being a smart corpse.

Dr. Whistler: Oh, did your coin tell you that?

Dent: I told you, it’s worthless.

Cash: And I told you to move your ass. Now go!

Dent: See you soon, Gretchen...

Matches Malone

08-12-2010, 11:39 AM

Pogo, very awesome! Very immersive.

Might fix these typos though...
On "His family were all scum" should be "His family was all scum"
On "cut all the fingers of a prostitute" you forgot an "f" on off

I wouldn't offer that unless I thought it was really good & wanted to make it as strong as it really is. Great work!

I'm guessing the initial interview is a few pages back? I'll want to read that.

Pogo

08-12-2010, 12:35 PM

I doubt the prior Two-Face interview had anything in common with mine. Too many people try to make him see himself as a villain. Like he just got disfigured and then thought "Let's be evil!"
Sadly, that was what his origin was like in the comics. And in other, terrible stories like Face The Face.

I believe that Two-Face is evil. But he doesn't accept it. It's very much a case of his path to Hell being paved with good intentions.

The_Mad_Batter

08-12-2010, 07:02 PM

Wow...amzing work pogo..i'm jealous

Anyway..I'll make another one now..ill do Bane 2.

Dr. Young: Venom test 1. Subject goes by the alias Bane, real name unknown.
I'm interested in seeing how the Venom compound works, and plan to use it as a baseline for my Titan formula. Bane, are you ready?

Bane: I'm ready to snap your neck like a twig, if that's what you mean.

Dr. Young: Very funny, Bane.

Bane: I wasn't kidding.

Dr. Young: Let's get this started. *mumbling to herself* Okay, heart monitors and blood pressure cuffs are in place...hmm.....*a few minutes pass as she gets things ready*
Okay, Bane. please take three deep breaths for me.

Bane: Whatever.

*Bane takes three deep breaths*

Dr. Young: Okay, Bane, we're all set to administer the Venom. Now, I'll insert two tubes into your head, two to your shoulders, four to your back, and two to your chest.

Bane: *indifferent*

Dr. Young: This may hurt a bit... Hold still.

Bane: I'm not five, broad.

Dr. Young: I know that, but as a doctor I am obligated to inform patients of any upcoming discomfort. As I said, this may be painful as I insert this into your head.

Bane: I'm accustomed to pain. Let's hope you are too.

Dr. Young: I...I don't understand...

Bane: Remember what I told you yesterday? Hah, for a doctor, you really are stupid. Pumping a super-steroid into a convicted murderer while standing 5 feet away taking notes.
Smart.

Dr. Young: I assure you that this procedure is completely safe.

Bane: Safe for me, maybe. You, on the other hand...

<end>

andries.alexandru

08-13-2010, 11:31 AM

First of all: good interviews the_mad_batter and pogo. I like them. ;)
Now, I want to show you guys a special interview, between two characters, where Dr.A watch them in a passive way. You'll see about what I'm talking. I don't know if you'll like it, but I hope so. I worked on it very hard. If you want the second part, just tell me and I will post it.

Dr.A: Today I have to analyze the video feeds of my patients, and something is wrong with Roman Sionis.
Dr.A: Hey officer Cash, come here please, I must show you something very important.

Cash: What's happened?

Dr.A: Look! On the Roman camera feeds I observed that he's talking with someone through the bars, but I can't hear what he's saying or with who he talks.

Cash: I think he's talking with the Shark. I am so sure! Wait a moment doc, I will resolve that.

Dr.A: How?

Cash: We can see what they did, but also and listen them! Come with me!
Dr.A: Fine.

Cash: Here..in my office. Let's see what the hell are they planning.

The video capture started..
Black Mask: Hey Sharkie! Wake up!

Great White Shark: What the f#ck do you want?

Black Mask: I just had a dream. A dream where the bat and the stupid clown are dead!

Great White Shark: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? For that you wake me up??

Black Mask: No, you fool! I want to know something very precious for me.

Great White Shark: What? How to sleep? How to shut the f#ck up?

Black Mask: ( now he is nervous) No, you ice-cream! I want to know if you're with me!

Great White Shark: In what?

Black Mask: Yesterday I talked with someone, no need to know who, about my evade, which can be also your evade..

Great White Shark: I think I'm interested about that. Tell me more!

Black Mask: All what you need to know is to stay near me, only that.But, first of all I want revenge! I can take advantage of the fact that the Joker is in Asylum.

Great White Shark: I want details!

Black Mask: Today, around 10 o'clock , a guard will take the night control. When he will be near my cell, he'll throw me the keys for our cells and for the Joker one.
I'll make him a surprise! A special surprise! Maybe a party!

Great White Shark: Why we need to include the clown. He will just complicate the plan!

Black Mask: No no no! No way! He must pay for what he did! I hope you know how to work in silence!

Great White Shark: You're insulting me!

Black Mask: Anyway..We must climb on the 5th floor, where Joker is, and there, on the right side, we'll find guns!

Great White Shark: How much you thought at that? Months, years?

Black Mask: What kind of question is that? You s#ck! Let's continue the "story". Actually... that's all (he laughs)!!

Great White Shark: Ok, Black Mask! I'm with you, but I must preventing you that Joker has ears in all the Arkham.

Black Mask: It is better. He will know in what way he'll die! Let's sleep now! It will be a great night!

Dr.A: Oh my God! I can't believe it! Wait! What's the time?
Cash: It's almost 10. We need to call all the guardians to prepare for that possible bloody night!!!!

--End of part 1--

The_Mad_Batter

08-13-2010, 06:52 PM

I liked it, but why did Black Mask call Shark an "ice cream"?

andries.alexandru

08-13-2010, 08:53 PM

I liked it, but why did Black Mask call Shark an "ice cream"?

Because The Great White Shark has the face frozen by Mr.Freeze, and Black Mask made the reference of this fact. But also I found it funny..I hope you'll understand.
Tonight I'll post part 2 which is the last.

andries.alexandru

08-14-2010, 08:48 PM

The second part of the dialogue between Black Mask and Great White Shark. I must to say that it became more a drama instead of an interview, but I hope you'll enjoy it!

Cash has announced the other guardians to come back and return all the keys. Apparently, the situation is solved...In Cash's office, Dr.A is still listening what Black Mask say to his friend.

Great White Shark: Hey, is over 10. What's going on?
Black Mask: I don't know !! Where is that f#cking guardian!?
Great White Shark: I told you! I told you!
Black Mask: What?
Great White Shark: Joker is everywhere here. I'm sure he knows about that!
Black Mask: That's not possible! I paid a lot of money for that. What kind of stupid would do that? He don't know who I am??
Great White Shark: This is bull$hit! Now I must elaborate again a new plain for evading. Alone this time!
Black Mask: Don't be a bitc#! For God! Maybe something was wrong and..
Great White Shark: Wait!! What was that?
Black Mask: What ??
Great White Shark: You didn’t hear anything?
(An evil laugh is hearing on the corridor)
Dr.A, which is in office: For God! Why Joker is free? Cash! Hurry up!!
(Nobody answer, because the guardians are locked in the Patients Transition Room, where Cash checked all to find the corrupted guardian)

Black Mask: Joker!? What the hell are you doing here?
Joker: Hello my favorite inmate! What's up Head-Pitch?
Black Mask: You!! You again!
Joker: (he laughs hysterical)What did you want to do? To kill me? I thought you're a classic one!
Black Mask: You stupid clown! Pray to the God to not meet me when I'll be free!
Joker: Or what? Hahahaha!
Black Mask: (he's trying to hit Joker through the bars) Come here! Come!
Joker: Oh Head-Pitch! You're like a little child! Why you try to kill me instead to kill the bat?
Black Mask: He's next after you!
Joker: I think this is the first time I don't want to be No.1(he laughs again). Look, I have something to say you, and to your... creepy friend!
Black Mask: What??
Joker: First of all let's kick off the cameras. You don't want Batman here!
Black Mask: Oh, I do! Trust me!

The cameras are destroyed..Dr.A is trying to call the police..

Joker: Now, I have a plan how to unmask that Bat and believe it or not, I need your help!
Black Mask: I'm listening!
Joker: Fine! For the begin, I’ll need all my friends in this asylum.
Black Mask: And..?
Joker: And...You'll die here rotting!! ( he starts dancing and laughing) With your shark!
Black Mask: I don’t know how to tell you…but…you’re done!
Joker: I'm not so sure! But now I'm curious..you have something to say?
Black Mask: I waited this moment all my life! (Black Mask bring out a key and a gun and opened the door)
Joker:! ???
Great White Shark: You fooled me! Why did you did that?
Black Mask: I don't! I has had to fool the clown, and that was the single way!
Joker: Now...What do you want to do? SHUT ME!
Black Mask: My pleasure, puppet!
Suddenly, two batarangs hit Black Mask and Joker. Black Mask is lifting up and tries find his gun.
Batman: To late for you! (Black Mask receives a fist in his face) And you Joker, I followed you since you're here, you have had no chance!
Joker: Little Bat won again! It's unbelievable! That's not fair!!!!!!!!!

--The end--

The_Mad_Batter

08-18-2010, 07:31 PM

Guys, feel free to comment and post! I'm currently working on Scarred Psyche (check my scarred psyche thread), and I'll be done with it in a few days. I'll post Mad Hatter 2 and mebbe Great White 2!

The_Mad_Batter

08-20-2010, 08:44 PM

Ok Guys...I'm back to the interviews!

Mad Hatter 2:

Dr. Whistler: Patient interview 2. Patient's name is Jervis Tetch AKA The Mad Hatter.
He has been in isolation for 3 weeks since his attempted murder of Guard Patterson. Patterson is in critical condition in Gotham Stae Hospital, although his chances of survival are fairly high. Even so, what Tetch did to him was inexcusable. How he snuck a gun in I don't know, but I do know that in his deluded mind he feels no remorse.

Mad Hatter: Why, hello Doctor. How nice it is to see you again. How have you been?

Dr. W: Uhhh...fine, Jervis. Just fine. Now, I'd like to ask you some questions about that attack 3 weeks ago--

Hatter: Oh, that little incident? *chuckles* Just a minor scrap. Nothing to worry about.

Dr. W: How can you possibly say that? You shot him point blank in the head with a revolver! He's lucky he's alive!

Hatter: Yes, of course he is. Bright, sunny day today, isn't it?

Dr. W: You're in a surprisingly good mood for some one who's been in isolation for the past 3 weeks.

Hatter: Well, Doctor, I've been reading my favorite book, Alice in Wonderland.

Dr. W: How? No personal items are allowed in solitary! How have you been reading it?

Hatter: I read it in my mind. You see, I have it all memorized. Line by line.

Dr. W: My god..

Hatter: Here's my favorite passage. I'm quite sure you''ll enjoy it. "But I don't want to be among mad people" said Alice to the Cat. "Oh you can't help that." the Cat replied. "We're all mad here."

Dr. W: I really don't care for--

Hatter: No. I insist. The Cat said: "You're mad, I'm mad--" "How can you say that I am mad?" replied Alice. "You must be, or you wouldn't have come here."

Dr. W: Well, then, let's--

Hatter: I really think that thid passage is true. We're all mad here in Arkham.

Dr. W: Don't think of it like that! You have a disease, like all the other patients here do. A disease that can be cured.

Hatter: Oh, no, Doctor. I'm afraid we are all completely mad. Me, you...

Dr. W: I am not! I am a doctor! Here to help you. I am completely sane.

Hatter: You really believe that? Look around you, Doctor. Look at the chaos. The carnage. The cacophony. Only a mad person would choose to work here. This is where you belong.

Dr. W: I do not!

Hatter: Yes. You and all the other staff members as well.

Dr. W: You can't believe that. How?

Hatter: Well, for example, look through the window at the guard. See?

Dr. W: *turns around* What? wha--- OH MY GOD! He's...he's... jumps up from her chair*

Hatter: Putting the barrel of his rifle up his moutb? About to pull the trigger? Why, yes. You see, Doctor, he is obviously suffering some serious emotional trauma. What a poor soul driven to suicide.

Dr. W: *rushes to the guard and grabs the gun before he can pull the trigger* Thank god. Jerry, Jerry, why? Why would you...

Guard: I don't know. I was walking the Hatter to your office. he came very close to me and then...and then nothing. I don't remember.

Dr. W: Oh no. No! *grabs the Hatter's hat*

Hatter: NO! What are you doing?

Dr. W: You..you monster! You made him do this! You had one of your mind control devices hidden in the felt of your hat!

Hatter: I let it fall off when I was escorted to Isolation after the incident. All it took was a little bribe for one of the guards to pick it up from the storage room. Easy.

Dr. W: You are the most evil--- How..how could you?

Hatter: Easily, Doctor. I'm mad, remember?

mwkcope

08-20-2010, 09:00 PM

Hatter:BADASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The_Mad_Batter

08-21-2010, 06:47 AM

Thank you vewwy much mwkcope. Nice to have you back!

mwkcope

08-21-2010, 08:49 AM

Thank you vewwy much mwkcope. Nice to have you back!

Yeah,it feels good to be back after those internet problems.:mad2:
Even though y'all are calling me insane.:)

The_Mad_Batter

08-21-2010, 07:32 PM

Well, think of it this way!

aT LeASt yOu'Re NOt alONe.

mwkcope

08-24-2010, 01:54 PM

Well, think of it this way!

aT LeASt yOu'Re NOt alONe.

I KnOW.

The_Mad_Batter

10-14-2010, 07:08 PM

Hey people!

Haven't been on the interviews in MONTHS and I'm finally gonna start posting again!

Tommorrow comes the revival of the interviews and my bottom 10 list wrap up.

Hope you guys are still with me on this!

JackWinz

10-14-2010, 09:23 PM

If you were to do one as Jack Nicholson Joker that'd be the most awesomest thing ever... you know.. just saying..

*wink wink*

The_Mad_Batter

10-15-2010, 06:08 PM

Most. Awesome. Idea. Ever.

God mnan you are a genius!

A frickin genius!

P.S. We should make a Jack fan club! :D :D :D

mwkcope

10-15-2010, 07:33 PM

Most. Awesome. Idea. Ever.

God mnan you are a genius!

A frickin genius!

P.S. We should make a Jack fan club! :D :D :D

I had not read what happened on the previous page,and when I read "We should make a Jack fan club!",I thought you were talking about Fight Club.xD

JackWinz

10-15-2010, 08:49 PM

Most. Awesome. Idea. Ever.

God mnan you are a genius!

A frickin genius!

P.S. We should make a Jack fan club! :D :D :D

Inorite? Jack Ftw.

Seriously though, you need to make a special feature patient interveiw as if Joker did not die in the end of Batman... instead went to arkham.. or whatever, just make it!

Joker's Laughing Place

10-15-2010, 10:22 PM

I was asked to share this on here by Mad Batter. It's an interview I conjured up from a role-play story a couple of my friends are doing on the role play site. We're trying to get a lot of players. We still have a ton of characters left, including Robin! www.s7.invisionfree.com/Batman_Before_Dawn

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*sound of chair wheeling in*

Joker: “Jingle bells, Batman smells! Penguin laid an eeeegg! The batmobile lost its wheel, and Joker got away! Come on, join in with me, Doc! I can teach you the words...”

*door closes as guard leaves*

Dr. Quinzel: “Patient interview number one, interviewing patient known as The Joker. In the room is only myself Dr. Harleen Quinzel and my patient.”

Joker: "Ooooh straight to business, doc. I just love it when a woman takes charge! If only I were single...oh wait! Hahaha!"

Dr. Quinzel: “Well you seem very light-hearted. Most patients that come through this door don’t wheel through singing Christmas Jingles. What has you in such high spirits this evening?”

Joker: “Hmm...not sure. Maybe one of the orderlies spiked my jello…Or maybe because I just do! You ask 'why?' I ask 'why not?' Why not laugh at this cruel predicament of mine? Why spend my time in sorrow, wishing things were better, when i can laugh in its face instead? Hmmmm?"

Dr. Quinzel: “Well how often do you find yourself laughing at these predicaments?”

Joker: “All the time!”

Dr. Quinzel: “Do you feel that your reaction to the cruelty you’ve faced may be your own way of expressing pain? There are several patients here who suppress their emotions in their own way. Their words aren’t too far off from yours.”

Joker: "I am nothing like them! Stupid, annoying cancers wasting space! ALL they do is ramble and not make a lick of sense! The world is mad! Don’t you see? I'm the only one with the solution, and you can't see it cause your blinded by that lying smug face you put on every night!"

*knocking*

Guard: "Dr Quinzel! Is everything all right in there?"

Dr. Quinzel: “Things are okay, just give us a few more moments. It won’t be much longer now…So what is your solution, Joker? A wicked sense of humour? If the world laughed with you, would you consider them insane or completely reasonable?”

Joker: “Why completely reasonable of course! Anyone who is able to see past the INSANITY this world is in, and slip into the dark recesses of their own minds and laugh, well then they deserve a pat on the back! Or a kiss, depending on who they are…By the way, I love the name! Dr. Harleen Quinzel...Drop a few syllables and you have Harley Quinn! See? You take a couple things off, and you realize, underneath, we're just all clowns.”

Dr. Quinzel: “I’ve heard it before, Joker. A name like mine follows you by the time you hit high school. Some things don’t need an explanation. They simply exist.”

*sound of writing*

Dr. Quinzel: “Well, I think this concludes our session for this evening. I want to see you three times a week. I feel as if we can make progress. I look forward to working with you, Mr…Joker. May someone please take our patient back to his room?”

Joker's Laughing Place

10-26-2010, 05:37 PM

Here’s Part Two of the Joker Tapes! You can read the topic as a whole here: http://z7.invisionfree.com/Batman_Before_Dawn/index.php?showtopic=107&st=0&#last while you’re at it, check out the rest of the site!

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NOTE: Before this interview, The Joker was out in the yard with the other patients, where he talked a paranoid schizophrenic into killing a guard with a rock to make the demons go away. He was one of Dr. Quinzel’s patients.

Dr. Quinzel: “Patient interview number five. In the room is myself, Dr. Harleen Quinzel and my patient the Joker.”

Joker: "Morning, Doc! I hope you slept well. After that unfortunate incident, I sure did! Hahahahaha!"

Dr. Quinzel: “I see you’ve been making new friends on the yard, Joker.” Dr. Quinzel sighed. “Nick…do you remember him? He died in the infirmary earlier this morning. The shot from the other guard had put him in a coma for only two days before he died.”

Joker: "Really? Well then good! Things went better than I thought then! Ooh tell me you have pictures!"

Dr. Quinzel: “Word has been going around that it was your fault. I didn’t want to believe them when I said it was your doing, but now that I sit here and look at you…I feel as if I’m going to leave here disappointed. Why did you do it, Joker?”

Joker: "Why, I didn't do it on purpose! Of course death is funny to me, why I joke about it now...it's why I'm here right? But I can assure you, Doc, that was not my purpose. I was merely trying to help. He needed some release. Why, I even saw poor Nick smiling when he was shot. I thought I heard him even mouth a 'thank you' as he slipped into unconsciousness. But that wasn't in the report...was it?"

Dr. Quinzel: “Are you always this sentimental?”

Joker: "Why of course, my dear! We've only talked a few times before, I expect you will understand that behind all the madness and makeup...I'm only empathic towards the state of humanity."

Dr. Quinzel: “We’re five sessions in and I do believe we’re making progress. What is your aim in all of this, Joker? I’ve asked you about your past in previous interviews and you have yet to give me a solid answer. Keeping secrets, are we?”

Joker: "Believe me, Doc, my purpose is no secret! Every time I laugh I wish someone were laughing with me. I WANT people to laugh with me! You may call me insane, crazy, homicidal, one with a wicked sense of humor...but why? Is it because I'm laughing? Or is it because you're angry? And tell me, which is better? It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile. If everyone knew that, just imagine how happy the world would be; regardless if a puppy gets hit by a car, a child loses the love of his parents to divorce, a pregnant woman is raped and has a miscarriage, or if someone as misunderstood as Nick is shot to his death…By the way, the smile you gave earlier was the first true one I've seen in awhile. You should do so more often! True beauty is recognized when one can smile when their upset. And believe me, I see it!"

Dr. Quinzel: “That’s very flattering…I must say, you have a very positive perspective on learning how to deal. But that does not explain your actions. If I remember correctly, you have once been in here for shooting a woman in her pelvis. How do you consider such an action justifiable? You can’t preach about the world laughing with you if you’re also killing them off.”

Joker: "Is it my fault that I find death hilarious? That the best way to get a chuckle is if something HORRIBLE happens to a fellow human being?”

*sound of writing*

Joker: “You know, I had a lot of time to think during my moments in isolation, and I figured you were right...I DO laugh just to hide my pain. I guess I can't help it. I know where it comes from, my story...the REAL one. I didn't trust all those cold-hearted doctors with the truth. But I feel as if you can actually help me. There's something about you that I...trust."

Dr. Quinzel: “That’s good, Joker. I’m glad that we’re establishing a sense of trust. All the more reason for us to continue.”

Joker: “Oh yes!”

Dr. Quinzel: “What did you mean by your real story, Joker? I’m sure we’ll be able to figure something out if you let me help you. You can begin at any point you like.”

Joker: "It all started after my first murder...oh wait. That was a joke, I swear! HAHA!"

*He cleared his throat and became more somber*

Joker: "Seriously...back in the day…let's say ten years ago for sake of story, I don't really remember how long, it's all a bit fuzzy. I was once one of these mice in the daily shuffle of Gotham City. I even had a wife and a baby on the way. I was a struggling comedian. I didn't kill anyone, didn't torture or maim for jokes...I just wanted to make people laugh! And they weren't laughing! So I had to make money somehow...so I turned to the mob. They tried to talk me into breaking into a chemical plant so they can get into the safe, back when A.C.E Chemicals was thriving...but i couldnt do it. I just couldn't take the pressure. So I sat on it. Before I knew it, my wife and unborn child were dead! She had tripped over a chord to the baby monitor and falling out the window, gone in an instant! I couldn't even mourn until the mob FORCED me into being their patsy. Next thing I know I have a rubber mask over my face, and bullets are whizzing by my face, almost killing me. The police had spotted us and i was put in the front line! The last thing I remember, was The Batman pushing me over the ledge. He mistook me for a criminal and sent me to my death! Then I came out like this. The reason why I'm here? Why I'm so crazy....is him."

*sound of blowing nose*

Joker: "I remember having to put on make-up to look like this...now I have to war a mask every day."

Dr. Quinzel: “That is quite the story, Joker. Quite the story, indeed. Why did you keep it hidden for so long? I’m sure you could have gotten help years ago if only you had trusted your doctors a bit more. Arkham has quite the respectable team.”

Joker: "I wish I would have...maybe then I could be different."

Dr. Quinzel: “Can you tell me more about your relationship with the Batman?”

Joker: "HE is the reason I'm here!!! The thorn of my side! The spider to my fly! The Jolie to my Jenifer Aniston! The only 'relationship' with that madman is that I haven't KILLED him yet! Did I say 'madman?' I did! Why? CAUSE HE IS ONE! Batman deserves to be here with all the rest of us! Why does a man dressed like a bat with a sore throat get to roam free while people like Nicky Boy stay here to get killed? Cause he HELPS people?! What if I saved a life, would the District Attorney give ME an award? Hmmm? He's up there laughing at us! And for once I don't find it funny! He's just as deranged...he claims he doesnt kill, but its no worse than the lives he destroys!"

*catches his breath*

Joker: “So tell me, Doc, what do YOU think of that deranged lunatic? Want to study his mind?"

Dr. Quinzel: “That information is confidential. I could lose my job disclosing my personal opinion about the Batman. Might I direct us back to you? Are you telling me that Batman is the cause of your…mutilation? That he blatantly pushed you into these chemicals? Where do you think you would be at this very moment if Batman didn’t alter your life?”

Joker: "If it wasn't for Batman, I would have moved on, that's what! Maybe I would have started a new family, continued with my stand-up career and would have had ALL of Gotham in tears! Without forcing them against their will in poisonous toxins, of course! Haha! And then...maybe death wouldn't be as funny. Would you like to hear a poem I wrote?”

Dr. Quinzel: “I’d love to hear it. I didn’t know that you had an interest in poetry!”

Joker: "Why of course! Besides a good joke or two, a slashed throat, and an episode of Fear Factor, it's my life's blood! I call this one Skin Deep…I'm only laughing on the outside/My smile is just skin deep/If you could see inside I'm really crying/You might join me for a weep! Huhuhuhahahahahaha!"

Dr. Quinzel: “May someone please take my patient back to his room? We’ve covered what we needed for the day.”

*guards come in and wheel him away.*

Joker: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…"

mwkcope

10-26-2010, 05:43 PM

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1233928590_citizen kane clapping.gif

Joker's Laughing Place

10-26-2010, 07:10 PM

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1233928590_citizen kane clapping.gif

LOL thanks! props go to the two playing Joker and Dr. Quinn though :)

mwkcope

10-27-2010, 01:06 PM

LOL thanks! props go to the two playing Joker and Dr. Quinn though :)

Mark Hamill and Arleen Sorkin.:thumb:

Joker's Laughing Place

10-27-2010, 04:17 PM

Mark Hamill and Arleen Sorkin.:thumb:

haha them too of course

kain9998

10-28-2010, 12:59 PM

LOL thanks! props go to the two playing Joker and Dr. Quinn though :)

Both are extremely talented. I am very impressed with their role-playing abilities so far. Everybody on the site is just great. I think Isley and I will be doing something rather soon, and we will see if we can work something out to where it is me, Scarecrow, Dent, and her. It's going to be fun, and I can't wait to role play with the both of them. :)

Joker's Laughing Place

10-29-2010, 04:23 PM

Both are extremely talented. I am very impressed with their role-playing abilities so far. Everybody on the site is just great. I think Isley and I will be doing something rather soon, and we will see if we can work something out to where it is me, Scarecrow, Dent, and her. It's going to be fun, and I can't wait to role play with the both of them. :)

Much much appreciated, man i'm glad you are enjoying the site thus far. everyone there is extremely talented, yourself included. i look forward to reading the topic and posting with you

The_Mad_Batter

11-15-2010, 07:20 PM

Hi guys! Did you miss me? I know you did. I took a couple week's hiatus but now im back! Bottom 10 will be finished and i'll also be posting more interviews when I have the time it just that junior year is so fricking HARD. (especially when you take super hard honors classes)

kain9998

11-15-2010, 07:28 PM

This is sort of a small role play I will be doing over on Batman Before Dawn as Scarecrow (I also do Mad Hatter), so I thought I would post this draft of what I have as the first interview. Please give me some feed-back everybody! :)

Doctor Liam entered the room. It was dark and there was not a sound from either side. You could hear a pen drop.

Liam walked over to the light switch and flipped it on, thinking his patient was late to the interview. When he turned, he was suprised by the tall, twig-like man in the chair on one side of the table. He had redish-brown hair, and wide, green eyes. He was staring down at the table like he didn't even notice the Doctor enter. Liam stepped over to the table silently and sat across from the man. He took out some papers and looked them over for a minute, then from his left pocket produced a tape-recorder. He took one last glance at the paper and his face became slightly confused, then he silently flipped on the recorder.

"Patient Interview number one." he said clearly. "Jonathan Crane, A.K.A. The 'Scarecrow'."

Across from him, Crane shook his head, then sighed and looked up at the Doctor. He crossed his arms and leaned back in the chair, and Liam stayed sitting upright.

"Good morning Jonathan." Liam smiled. "How are you feeling? Did you get a good nights sleep?"

Crane looked around the room, pondering the question. "Hm, where to start?" he whispered, then repeated, slightly louder, "Where to start..."

Liam studied Crane's movements carefully. It was strange. He looked almost like he was trying to keep from smiling. Eventually, Crane looked back at him and leaned closer towards the tape-recorder. "Alright, how about this one?" he paused to clear his throat, and then started to mock the voice of one of his former patients from when he worked in Arkham. "The wall's are closing in on me, I feel like I have no sense of morality anymore. I beg god for forgiveness every night, telling him to rid me of my evil, of my sin. I spend hours trying to tell myself I won't be trapped behind these wall's forever." he paused again and then continued, seeing a odd expression on the Doctor's face. "No, but seriously, I know what your doing Doc. Your trying to get in my head, to make me think I can trust you."

"Now Jonathan, what makes you-" Liam began to say, but Crane was quick to cut him off.

"Don't." Crane hissed. "Don't."

"Don't what, Jonathan?" Liam asked.

"You know exactly what I am talking about." Crane laughed. "You and I both know. I worked here, you know that, surely. You know how they praised me, you know how I was the best here. You know I made damn good money, I've travelled once to Metropolis to one of their Asylum's. You know all about me. You know how you know? I do."

"Oh?" Liam pushed him on. "Please, Crane, humor me."

"Because your my replacement, new guy." Crane smiled darkly, nodding. His head was lower then usual know, and half of his face was covered in black shadows. "Your new blood in this area. You didn't work with the people I have. No... judging by your more... formal way of sitting, you worked with the civilians. You helped them. See, I didn't work with people like them. I didn't work with simple Multi-Personality Cases. I didn't work with something that could be cured with a damn pill like you did. You had it simple. All's you had to do was a little talk, maybe a little hypno-therepy? But you never, not once, had to deal with somebody that was in hand-cuffs because they were so dangerous that they could kill you with a God-Damned toothbrush!"

Liam's facial expression fell. For once, he felt as though he was actually the patient. He felt like the Doctor was trying to tell him what was right or wrong, not the other way around. "Let's move on..." he said lowly.

"Yes, Liam, let's move on." Crane smiled, looking up, into his eyes. They both locked into a strange stare-off. "So tell me, Liam, what are you afraid of?" Crane asked.

Liam's eyes narrowed. "What are you trying to do here, Crane?"

"I am simply trying to get to know you better, my good man." Crane said innocently. "You know me, like I said, you've heard all about me. You know I got to know my patients through fear."

"And why is that?" Liam asked.

"Simple." Crane smiled, enjoying how the conversation was turning out. "Look, you have fears, I have fears, everybody does. I relate to them that way, and you, of course. I hate heights, maybe you don't. I'm not afraid of fire, but you might be. We are all different with what we fear, but we all fear. Period. I can relate to you because even though your fears are different, even though something freaks you out more than it does me, we all share the same emotion."

"Right..." Liam replied slowly, then decided to play along. "I'll tell you what I am afraid of, Crane."

"Ah, good!" Crane said happily.

Liam sat back in his chair and folded his hands in his lap. "I hate machines. Not simple things, like TVs. I hate those really big machines in factories, the ones that actually killed a lot of people back during the Great Depression. I heard about all of these deaths in History class when I was in High School, and I promised myself to never work in one of those places. Creeps the hell out of me. God, I hated Industrial Tech. as well for that reason."

"I see, then this must be a good job for you, hm?" Crane asked, folding his hands on the table like Liam.

"Yes... I suppose." Liam wondered to himself.

Suddenly, the door creaked open. A armored guard stood there, staring in the room at Liam and Crane. "Time's up, Sir." he said lowly.

Liam's head shot in the guards direction. "Ah, yes, of course." he said, standing and looking back to Crane. He shut off the tape recorder and sighed. "I suppose I will see you next week."

"Indeed." Crane nodded with a smile. "Thank you, Doctor."